BS: Chimp Nation next Axis of Evil???

Subject: BS: Chimp Nation next Axis of Evil???
From: Bobert
Date: 23 Feb 07 - 06:31 PM

Well, well, well...

...ain't this somethin'... Yeah, accordin' to the Washington Post ("For the First Time, Chimps Seen Making Waepons for Hunting" , Feb 23) chimpanzees in West Africa have developed the ability to make spears...

The Bush administration has placed the US on an code red alert until it determines if there is any truth to a story circulating within the intellegence community that the chimps are also trying to purchase uranium from Niger but until that determination has been made...

...be sure to have plenty of frsh water, plastic and duct tape on hand...

Subject: RE: BS: Chimp Nation next Axis of Evil???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Feb 07 - 06:42 PM

Bush, as usual, has NO idea. Chongo normally uses a tommy gun to "off" his enemies. 50 cal. bullets in a nice handy round clip that spits hot lead faster than you can say "Gotcha!"...

And it's accurate at surprisingly long range too. Definitely qualifies as a WMD.

Subject: RE: BS: Chimp Nation next Axis of Evil???
From: number 6
Date: 23 Feb 07 - 06:44 PM

I'm getting concerned about this. I think Chongo should definately take this seriously. I heard it on CNN that not only have chimps evolved in developing spears in the last 2 years, but one incident they have actually been observed killing a monkey with one of these weapons.

Chongo ... chimps have now developed a weapon of mass monkey destruction. Take my advice and head for the hills you faux chimp.

biLL

Subject: RE: BS: Chimp Nation next Axis of Evil???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Feb 07 - 06:48 PM

Boy, you sure like living dangerously, don't you, Number 6? ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Chimp Nation next Axis of Evil???
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Feb 07 - 06:49 PM

Even of you are prepared and have plenty of duct tape, plastic sheeting, a shovel, a knife/spear,

BE VERY CAREFUL

If those items are found in the trunk of your car that is enough circumstantial evidence to land you in jail for murder in most states.



I watched crows make little spears to get slugs out of tree holes.
Some crows even make a hook on one end by bending it carefully.

Subject: RE: BS: Chimp Nation next Axis of Evil???
From: number 6
Date: 23 Feb 07 - 06:50 PM

HeHe ... I must admit a slight wave of anxiety did overcome me when I watched it tonite on CNN.

Yikes ... maybe I should send Chongo a big basket bananagram.

Subject: RE: BS: Chimp Nation next Axis of Evil???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Feb 07 - 06:52 PM

That would help patch things up. Good idea.

Subject: RE: BS: Chimp Nation next Axis of Evil???
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Feb 07 - 07:02 PM

The Thompson submachine gun, or Tommy Gun, fires a .45 ACP round, not .50 caliber.

Subject: RE: BS: Chimp Nation next Axis of Evil???
From: number 6
Date: 23 Feb 07 - 07:17 PM

OK Rapaire ... can a stick chewed to a point on the end be considered a spear?

Or is it just some sort of toothpick for a chimp.

biLL

Subject: RE: BS: Chimp Nation next Axis of Evil???
From: number 6
Date: 23 Feb 07 - 07:19 PM

Can someone please answer that before I fork over $$ for a damned bananagram for Chongo.

biLL

Subject: RE: BS: Chimp Nation next Axis of Evil???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Feb 07 - 07:59 PM

Chongo assures me that you are correct about the .45 ACP ammunition, Rapaire. My mistake.

He also says he hopes you make "the right decision", number 6... ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Chimp Nation next Axis of Evil???
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Feb 07 - 10:21 PM

ANYTHING can be used as a weapon.

Even a chimp-chewed chamfuta shoot.

I do hope that Chongo buys his own ammo and isn't dependent on you, LH.

Subject: RE: BS: Chimp Nation next Axis of Evil???
From: number 6
Date: 23 Feb 07 - 10:31 PM

LH ... tell Chongo his bananagram is on it's way. I payed xtra and got only organic bananas.

biLL

Subject: RE: BS: Chimp Nation next Axis of Evil???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Feb 07 - 11:25 PM

Excellent.

Yes, Rapaire, Chongo buys his own ammo. He's very independent. He buys a lot of it too. I'm not sure what's going on.