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08 Dec 10 - 09:14 AM (#3048769) Subject: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: My guru always said Now that jacqui.c is firmly back in her own native land, I do hope that friends and family are keeping an eye on kendall, making sure he doesn't get up to too much mischief. He'd better be a good boy or we might decide to keep jacqui here *grin* |
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08 Dec 10 - 09:17 AM (#3048771) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Mrrzy There are certainly parts of kendall I'd like to get an eye, or something, onto... |
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08 Dec 10 - 09:27 AM (#3048785) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Becca72 HULLO! Daughter in the room! :-) |
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08 Dec 10 - 09:28 AM (#3048787) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: John MacKenzie She must mean his leather jacket |
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08 Dec 10 - 09:48 AM (#3048804) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: AllisonA(Animaterra) Or his winning smile... |
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08 Dec 10 - 09:57 AM (#3048811) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Rapparee Put a few webcams around his house -- no problem. Could even install web-based audio over speakers so Jacqui can say things like "Kendall! Basement!" and "At your age you should have known better!" |
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08 Dec 10 - 10:15 AM (#3048824) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Midchuck Fortunately, he has an Apollo 12-string, and playing one of those is the second most fun you can have alone... Peter |
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08 Dec 10 - 11:02 AM (#3048853) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: kendall The line forms over there, the end is in Vermont. |
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08 Dec 10 - 11:29 AM (#3048885) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: John MacKenzie I thought moonlight, was in Vermont. |
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08 Dec 10 - 12:46 PM (#3048934) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: kendall She is, but I don't date Indians. |
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08 Dec 10 - 01:02 PM (#3048944) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: ClaireBear The line stretches at least as far as California. |
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08 Dec 10 - 01:16 PM (#3048953) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: kendall Why me, Lord? |
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08 Dec 10 - 01:58 PM (#3048994) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Charmion Just lucky, I guess. |
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08 Dec 10 - 02:11 PM (#3048999) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Herga Kitty I opened this thread thinking it would be about Kendall's Elgin pocket watch... (see old pocket watches thread). I'm hoping Jacqui will be at Herga next Monday so that I can collect Kendall's watch to be checked by my friendly singing Horologist.... Kitty |
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08 Dec 10 - 02:14 PM (#3049003) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: gnu Is your Horologist paid by the hour? Yeah, I know, I know... |
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08 Dec 10 - 02:19 PM (#3049009) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Herga Kitty Gnu - I wish! He'd get a lot more... Kitty |
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08 Dec 10 - 02:42 PM (#3049034) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: gnu Hehehehee. |
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08 Dec 10 - 08:50 PM (#3049274) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Bobert Becca, Just pour some medicine (scotch) in him and he'll be fine... Oh, and fir God's sake, hide his harpoon... B~ |
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08 Dec 10 - 08:57 PM (#3049279) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Bill D *I* have a fine old denim jacket and a battered old autoharp. Some of them ladies is just too durn picky.. ;>) |
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08 Dec 10 - 09:10 PM (#3049283) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Rapparee Yeah, you'd think they'd be used to smell of fisherfolk by now but I still have to "get the smell off" before I can do much in the house. |
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09 Dec 10 - 01:33 AM (#3049355) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: open mike i thought she was jacqui M... |
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09 Dec 10 - 09:12 AM (#3049579) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Becca72 Bobert, Thanks for trying to help but I don't think the solution involves getting Dad liquored up... Oh, and I believe he gave his harpoon away ;-) |
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09 Dec 10 - 09:19 AM (#3049582) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: GUEST,kendall No booze please. It removes what inhibitions I have. |
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09 Dec 10 - 10:12 AM (#3049629) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: SINSULL I will be checking in on him when my cold is gone. Don't want to infect the Captain and have to take abuse from him and Jacqui. If I'm lucky I will catch him in his flaming undies. WHOO WHOO sorry Becca. |
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09 Dec 10 - 10:20 AM (#3049646) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Rapparee You better not pout, you better not cry, You better be good, I'm tellin' you why, Jacqui's got some webcams on you.... |
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09 Dec 10 - 10:24 AM (#3049652) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Bat Goddess Flaming undies? No, I really don't want to know... Linn |
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09 Dec 10 - 10:32 AM (#3049663) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Amos You know, you can lead a horologist to culture, but you can't make her read... A |
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09 Dec 10 - 03:20 PM (#3049857) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Rapparee Hey, my friend Bob was a trained horologist!! Oh you'd better watch out You better not cry You better be good I'm telling you why: Jacqui cams cover the town. She sees you when you're drinking She knows if you're awake With geosynchronous satellites You best be good for your own sake! So you better stay home And drink on the sly You'd be crazy to roam I'm telling you why: Jacqui cams cover the town. |
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09 Dec 10 - 03:31 PM (#3049866) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: open mike http://us.gryla.biz/details/Flame+and+Flaming+Die+Black+Boxer+Duo+for+men.html |
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09 Dec 10 - 03:36 PM (#3049869) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: kendall Someone stole my knickers! |
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09 Dec 10 - 03:38 PM (#3049871) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: kendall Sinsull, we could have dinner some day? Or breakfast. How do you like your eggs? Shall I call you or nudge you? I'm so bad... I'll be down cellar for a while. |
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09 Dec 10 - 03:42 PM (#3049874) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: gnu K... unfertilized, I should think. See you in the cellar. |
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09 Dec 10 - 05:06 PM (#3049933) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: My guru always said That cellar's getting crowded, when the Cat's away.... |
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09 Dec 10 - 05:17 PM (#3049938) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: gnu Yeah, but a lot of us are used to the cellar and kinda like it. A bit of a vacation at times. Good company n all eh? |
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09 Dec 10 - 06:29 PM (#3049970) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Bobert Sins for breakfast??? Unfertilized/fertilized eggs??? The cellar??? Hmmmmmmmm??? Yo, jacqui... Hurry home... B~ |
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09 Dec 10 - 06:30 PM (#3049974) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: John MacKenzie Chicken on a raft on a Monday morning Oh what a terrible sight to see ♫♪ |
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09 Dec 10 - 07:13 PM (#3049993) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Tinker Hey Kendall, I got a leather jacket that's stroking soft like yours. We could compare notes while Jacqui's way..... |
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09 Dec 10 - 08:51 PM (#3050064) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: kendall Sure, Tinker. The line forms over there, in Vermont. |
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09 Dec 10 - 10:01 PM (#3050099) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: SINSULL LOL The last thing I need is a fertilized egg. I will call tomorrow, Kendall, to set up a discreet breakfast. Jacqui scares me. I am not going to risk her wrath with anything less innocent. heh heh SINS PS Wear the Leather coat. M |
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09 Dec 10 - 11:20 PM (#3050141) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Stilly River Sage ;-D |
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10 Dec 10 - 08:37 AM (#3050290) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: kendall In this weather? |
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10 Dec 10 - 09:19 AM (#3050314) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: John MacKenzie Can never tell whether it's leather weather, If ya want yer pelt felt, dress svelte. If ya wanna crack it, wear the jacket We'll pretend it didn't happen Cap'n Don't tell her, or it's cellar |
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10 Dec 10 - 10:05 AM (#3050349) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Becca72 What in hell have I wandered into this morning? |
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10 Dec 10 - 10:18 AM (#3050360) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: John MacKenzie You're not the first woman to say that to me Becca! |
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10 Dec 10 - 10:22 AM (#3050365) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Becca72 LOL John |
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11 Dec 10 - 05:26 AM (#3050827) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: jacqui.c Becca - how was the Auld Bugger last night? Did he get the chicken defrosted? |
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11 Dec 10 - 10:10 AM (#3050947) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Rapparee No, I don't want to know about the chicken.... |
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11 Dec 10 - 10:40 AM (#3050962) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Bobert Way too much code going on here, fir me... First ya' got the eggs, fertilized or other... Now ya' got the entire chicken??? What next??? No, the better question is: "Are ya'll gonna post any pics???" Nevermind... Oh, does remind me of the old joke... What the difference between kinky and perverted??? Answer: With kinky you use just a feather and with perverted you use the entire chicken... I know... ...cellar!!! B;~) |
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11 Dec 10 - 11:26 AM (#3050989) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: John MacKenzie Q. Why did the pervert cross the road? A. 'Cos his dick was still in the chicken! |
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11 Dec 10 - 12:45 PM (#3051040) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: gnu John, cellar... and bring a shovel too. |
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11 Dec 10 - 12:50 PM (#3051049) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: jacqui.c Am I glad we're having roast beef for dinner tonight - don't think I could LOOK at a chicken right now! |
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11 Dec 10 - 12:57 PM (#3051058) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: GUEST,kendall I've heard of stuffing the chicken, but I had no idea,.... |
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11 Dec 10 - 12:59 PM (#3051060) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: dick greenhaus I guess I'm confused. Isn't a Kendall-watch something like a Mickey Mouse Watch (possibly with a black leather band)? |
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11 Dec 10 - 02:46 PM (#3051122) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: SINSULL Kendall! Stay out of the CELLAR! There are perverts down there. Keep Seamus away too. MacKenzie! Three Our Fathers. Three Hail Marys and 3 Glory Bes. Anything else out of you along the same lines and it will be an entire rosary. SISTER SINS, Appalled and putting the chicken breasts back in the freezer. |
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11 Dec 10 - 03:04 PM (#3051128) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: John MacKenzie Glad you liked it Sunshine |
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11 Dec 10 - 03:30 PM (#3051153) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: GUEST,kendall BREASTS! ooooohhh! |
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11 Dec 10 - 03:34 PM (#3051158) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: gnu I KNEW that was gonna happen. Nearly said something but figured Mother Mary wouldn't evoke such a response that quickly. Speakin a chicken... Giok, er, John, say the Rosemary and your chicken will be devine. |
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11 Dec 10 - 03:40 PM (#3051163) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: John MacKenzie Do you need stuffing? |
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11 Dec 10 - 06:20 PM (#3051254) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: gnu I prefer dressing. Besides, you ain`t my kinda girl. |
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11 Dec 10 - 07:23 PM (#3051291) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Bobert Breasts in the freezer??? More code talk, ya'll... Someone needs to get up to Maine.... And fast... B~ |
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11 Dec 10 - 07:26 PM (#3051297) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: kendall Can I choose who? |
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11 Dec 10 - 07:36 PM (#3051309) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Rapparee You're too late -- they're sending me. And I'm supposed to tell you to stuff it. |
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11 Dec 10 - 07:52 PM (#3051316) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: gnu Sure, Kendall. Go ahead. But if it's Dolly, yer gonna need to get out of town. If you need an escape route, head north. I'll meet you at the border. Bring yer banjo and that'll distract the border guards. I promise Dolly and I will come back for you after the search. Really. |
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11 Dec 10 - 08:01 PM (#3051324) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Joe_F Bobert: Rabelais recommended a goose -- but, come to think, that wasn't for quite the same purpose. |
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11 Dec 10 - 09:00 PM (#3051362) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: kendall Gnu, what's your phone number? hehehe |
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12 Dec 10 - 08:37 AM (#3051697) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Bobert Hmmmmmmmmm??? After Kendall's big last couple of days things have gotten real quiet... |
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12 Dec 10 - 10:09 AM (#3051742) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Rapparee Won't be after I get there, and I should be there soon. I started walking over to his place yesterday evening. Shucks, Portland's only over on the coast, right across Idaho and Oregon and I should be able to hitch some rides. |
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12 Dec 10 - 10:23 AM (#3051754) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: John MacKenzie Well I'm sure that when you get there, Kendall will slip into something cool, then show you his breasts. Or should that be the other way round? |
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12 Dec 10 - 10:51 AM (#3051771) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Naemanson "At your age you should have known better!" The nice thing about being my age is that I know better but I no longer have to care.... |
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12 Dec 10 - 01:04 PM (#3051851) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: kendall Ditto! |
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12 Dec 10 - 02:50 PM (#3051933) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Rapparee By the way, Kendall, do you live in Portland or someplace like Eugene or Salem or Astoria or something? |
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12 Dec 10 - 03:14 PM (#3051944) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: kendall I live in the original Portland, Portland MAINE. |
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12 Dec 10 - 03:47 PM (#3051964) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: John MacKenzie Portland Dorset? |
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12 Dec 10 - 05:11 PM (#3052020) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Rapparee Maine? Is that someplace in Canada, like Nova Brunswick or Quebtario? Or do you mean Maine as in England? If you're in England why aren't you with your wife, huh? |
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12 Dec 10 - 07:19 PM (#3052104) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: kendall Try map quest. :-) |
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12 Dec 10 - 07:45 PM (#3052120) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Rapparee THAT fool thing? True story: I had a meeting in Zionsville, Indiana. I lived in South Bend, Indiana. To go to Zionsville you go south in US 31 and turn right. Wanting to be certain of my directions, I consulted Mapquest. I was told to go east on the Indiana Tollroad until I got to the Ohio Tollroad, and at the Detroit junction I was to turn north. Cross into Windsor, Ontario and continue east through Ontario, Quebec, New Brunswick and Nova Scotia. In NS I was to take some obscure country road to a seacoast town. When I got there I was proceed 3,700 miles southeast, which would put me in Zionsville. Total travel time was 21 days, not counting returning (or time afloat). And you want me to trust that fool thing????? |
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13 Dec 10 - 02:45 AM (#3052259) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: kendall Check the battery. :-) |
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13 Dec 10 - 08:50 AM (#3052410) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Becca72 Boy am I glad I was offline over the weekend... |
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13 Dec 10 - 10:19 AM (#3052463) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Rapparee Well, the boss didn't buy into those directions and told me to follow the paper map, the old fogey. He also said I had one (1) day for the meeting, including travel time. Phooey on Mapquest! |
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13 Dec 10 - 06:26 PM (#3052804) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Herga Kitty As reported on the Jacqui/ Micca thread, I now have custody of Kendall's Elgin pocket watch... and hope my friendly singing horologist can get it running again! Kitty |
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13 Dec 10 - 07:20 PM (#3052849) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: kendall Me too, Luv |
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13 Dec 10 - 09:21 PM (#3052921) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: gnu Ya know (sorry about this maudlin post, but) that there luv expressed by a father fer his daughter just resonates with me. Kendall... singer, musician, story teller, good old boy... no matter... but, father... well done lad. Again, sorry, but I have to say it touches my heart. |
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14 Dec 10 - 02:43 AM (#3053048) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: My guru always said I had no idea that there was a real kendall's watch when I started this thread, despite knowing the Horologist well. Spooky.... Kitty: I must report that Richard's Grandfather's clock appears to be doing well when Richard remembers to wind it. The team of demented campanologists are back at Old Keepers and only playing as and when required! Now, how is the leather jacket, has it been ripped to shreds yet, does it need mending? needle ready & waiting.... |
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14 Dec 10 - 04:46 AM (#3053094) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: jacqui.c If anyone does damage to that jacket there are going to be consequences! |
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14 Dec 10 - 08:44 AM (#3053219) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: SINSULL UH OH |
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14 Dec 10 - 09:43 AM (#3053258) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: kendall Damn, I told her not to leave marks! |
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14 Dec 10 - 10:40 AM (#3053297) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Rapparee Back's all ripped up, huh? Well, duct tape'll fix it. |
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14 Dec 10 - 02:36 PM (#3053496) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: gnu I've heard of leaving yer socks on but... |
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14 Dec 10 - 04:38 PM (#3053573) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: John MacKenzie They wus playin' cowhide and seek. |
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14 Dec 10 - 07:24 PM (#3053648) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Herga Kitty MGAS - thanks, I've forwarded your progress report on Richard's Grandfather's clock to aforementioned Horologist. Weather permitting, Kendall's watch will be handed over next weekend for inspection and, hopefully, repair! (It's a very nice looking watch, I have to say.) Kitty |
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15 Dec 10 - 06:21 PM (#3054316) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: My guru always said Am certain your watch is in good hands kendall. Hope you're still being watched, this nearly fell off the bottom.... |
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15 Dec 10 - 07:50 PM (#3054392) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Bobert Hmmmmmmm??? 92 posts and we, ahhhhh, the Capt'n, still has another 10 days of watchin' before Christmas??? This is gonna "take a village", folks... The boy needs to be institutionalized... (He's is, Boberdz... It's called Mudcat Central Hospital...) Oh yeah... I get in now (wink, wink)... B~ |
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15 Dec 10 - 07:55 PM (#3054398) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: kendall SANCTUARY!!! |
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15 Dec 10 - 08:44 PM (#3054423) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Bobert Sanctuary State Hospital??? Whatever, Capt'n... Just take the meds and don't give Nurse Ballbuster any reason to break bad on ya'... This is just temporary and fir yer own good... Jacqui will be comin' home soon... We promise... Hey, did ya' hear it's almost Christmas??? |
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15 Dec 10 - 09:30 PM (#3054446) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Rapparee Your claim of Sanctuary is granted, my son. You will spend the next thirty (3) days in the ecclesiastical outhouse. Should you step even one yoctometer* beyond it for any reason, you will have violated your claim to Sanctuary. Good luck to ya. *Yoctometer or yoctometre (abbrv. ym): 1 ym = 1 × 10-24 meter, or about the width of an electron. |
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16 Dec 10 - 05:41 AM (#3054592) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: John MacKenzie Well I got a new watch yesterday, I ordered a Kendall watch, but they sent me a Seiko Kinetic. They obviously confused Kendall and Kinetic. |
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16 Dec 10 - 08:40 AM (#3054694) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: kendall My ex wife had one of those self winding watches. It always stopped during sex. |
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16 Dec 10 - 08:48 AM (#3054697) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: John MacKenzie Mine is self winding too. It was accompanied by a copy of Playboy! |
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16 Dec 10 - 09:13 AM (#3054706) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Midchuck My ex wife had one of those self winding watches. It always stopped during sex. Whereas, I assume, the mainspring on your own watch broke from over-winding when she went away for a long weekend? P. |
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16 Dec 10 - 09:53 AM (#3054727) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: John MacKenzie Terry must be out |
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16 Dec 10 - 10:00 AM (#3054732) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Noreen 101 then! Hi Kendall :) |
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16 Dec 10 - 10:32 AM (#3054751) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Rapparee Welcome To The Kendall Morse Sanctuary. Here you can see Kendall Morse gambol and scamper about, as long as he doesn't leave the Outhouse of the Basilica of St. Fiacre*. *Fiacre: patron saint of hemorrhoids and Parisian taxi drivers. |
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16 Dec 10 - 10:54 AM (#3054764) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: John MacKenzie Le Fiacre by Jean Sablon. One of my favourite songs |
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17 Dec 10 - 03:37 AM (#3055360) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: GUEST,kendall Hi Noreen; do you ever see Dave the Gnome these days? |
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17 Dec 10 - 09:19 AM (#3055521) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: SINSULL What to do What to do...My company accidentally double paid me this week. A month ago they added vacation days to my account by mistake. Now I've two weeks of pay in one paycheck. |
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17 Dec 10 - 09:21 AM (#3055523) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: kendall Better ask why. You are not in New York now. |
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17 Dec 10 - 10:11 AM (#3055570) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: SINSULL Silly man. I immediately reported the error to management and HR. Their response? "Anyone else would have kept their mouth shut." That was the reaction I got when I reported the vacation day error. Sooner or later they would have caught it - I think...I hope. Not worth worrying about getting caught. I'd rather get it fixed ASAP. M |
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17 Dec 10 - 11:22 AM (#3055631) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: gnu Indeed SINS... only proper. |
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17 Dec 10 - 11:59 AM (#3055660) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: John MacKenzie You should have said 'Thanks for the Christmas bonus, I donated to Oxfam' How would they respond then I wonder? |
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17 Dec 10 - 01:31 PM (#3055716) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: kendall I knew you would Sins. |
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17 Dec 10 - 01:35 PM (#3055718) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: gnu Joh... hehehee. |
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17 Dec 10 - 07:56 PM (#3056021) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: SINSULL You know, John, I honestly believe they would have worked with me to keep the donation alive. My company does a huge amount of fund raising for charities and supports their employee's efforts for the same. A very civilized place to work. |
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18 Dec 10 - 05:42 PM (#3056714) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Herga Kitty Kendall - just hoping we can get your watch back to you for your birthday, and that it will be on board Victory! Kitty xx |
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18 Dec 10 - 06:32 PM (#3056751) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Rapparee On the Victory, Victory-O? Well the blacker the berry The thicker the juice Be like Lord Nelson And avoid self-abuse. That Victory? |
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18 Dec 10 - 06:57 PM (#3056769) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: kendall Kitty, if that is so, I will love you forever. If not, well, I'll love you anyway. |
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20 Dec 10 - 03:21 PM (#3057984) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Herga Kitty Yes, Rapparee, Lord Nelson's HMS Victory, at Portsmouth (though I'm not sure there's much of the original structure left!). Kendall - isn't "forever" when your watch isn't working...? Kitty x |
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20 Dec 10 - 03:35 PM (#3057993) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: gnu Hehehehee HK. It's at least when something isn't ticking. |
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20 Dec 10 - 03:51 PM (#3058000) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: John MacKenzie It's right twice a day. That's more than some folks |
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20 Dec 10 - 06:07 PM (#3058084) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: DougR "The line stetches as far as California." Clairebear, I'm not sure you are aware of it, but most of them are Llamas. DougR |
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20 Dec 10 - 06:11 PM (#3058091) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: gnu Do they chant to a dromedary beat? |
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20 Dec 10 - 06:34 PM (#3058122) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Bobert Right, guys!!! Why didn't I think of that??? What the Capt'n needs is a llama... That oughtta make it a Christmas to remember and give some of the caretakers a little time off, to boot... B~ |
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20 Dec 10 - 07:24 PM (#3058142) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: kendall HERE WE GO AGAIN... |
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20 Dec 10 - 07:30 PM (#3058146) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: ClaireBear We ain't got no steenkin' llamas, but we do have one or two quite attractive alpacas where I live who would love to bat their eyelashes at Kendall. |
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20 Dec 10 - 07:36 PM (#3058152) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Bobert ..and again... Sorry, Capt'n, but if you didn't have this, ahhhhhh, thing, fir farm animals then, ahhhhhh... Well, nevermind farm animals fir now... I mean, it's almost Christmas and I got out my Nativity scene to set up and I had forgotten just how many farm animals there was in that box... (I thought you said "nevermind farm animals fir now", Boberdz???) Okay, I did but right after that I remembered that this thread is about the Capt'n, home alone at Christmas and... Well, you know how them things go in Maine... Gets cold up there... Ain't no such thing in Maine as a "three dog night"... No sir... Ya might get one dog, one sheep and a llama... Well, heck, word on the street is that you might get any combination of critters... Not that I know nuthin' about that stuff, mind you... B;~) |
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20 Dec 10 - 08:06 PM (#3058174) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Rapparee That's correct, Bobert. But Maine does have "3 lobster nights." A bit more cold, wet, clammy, and pinching than the dogs, but hey, it's Maine! |
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20 Dec 10 - 08:14 PM (#3058178) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Bobert Yikes, Rap... Can you imagine snuggling next to a lobster and wake up with the lobster thinkin' that the crown jewels were like, ahhhh, dinner??? I ain't sleepin' with no lobsters... Okay, if the Capt'n wants to, hey, he's an adult... Well, kinda... |
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20 Dec 10 - 08:20 PM (#3058182) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Rapparee As soon as the films are processed you'll be able to watch it all on Kendall-Tube. |
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20 Dec 10 - 09:19 PM (#3058197) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Bobert Oh, I can't wait... BTW, Rap... Do they harpoon lobsters??? |
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20 Dec 10 - 10:53 PM (#3058239) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: kendall Someone was writing songs about bestiality. " This lamb is your lamb..." "Something in the way she moos"... |
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21 Dec 10 - 05:05 AM (#3058347) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Leadfingers There IS a complete rewrite of The Everley Brothers song - Baa Baa Love |
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21 Dec 10 - 09:26 AM (#3058508) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Micca Or "if You gnu Suzie, like I gnu Suzie" or even " Who put the llama in the llama, llama ding ding" Or " Big Horse god made thee mine" I'll get me coati! |
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21 Dec 10 - 09:37 AM (#3058514) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Midchuck And, of course, there are so many Country songs about "ewe," that one doesn't even know where to start... Peter |
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21 Dec 10 - 09:54 AM (#3058523) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Becca72 Here I was, making headway in therapy with Spaw out of commission for awhile and then THIS! |
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21 Dec 10 - 10:09 AM (#3058534) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Rapparee Be patient, Becca, and wait for the Kendall-Tube videos. Er, the Morsesat also includes you and the coverage is, well...some of the guys will enjoy it, I think. |
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21 Dec 10 - 10:11 AM (#3058537) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Becca72 Rap, I'm tellin' my daddy on you! :-) |
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21 Dec 10 - 11:12 AM (#3058570) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Bobert Rap has been told on before, Becca... Problem is that he is of that age where he just give a flyin' fig... You know, jus' like the Capt'n hisself... B;~) |
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21 Dec 10 - 11:13 AM (#3058572) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: jacqui.c If I have to get back there and sort you lot out........... |
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21 Dec 10 - 11:18 AM (#3058579) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Becca72 AHA!! I'll fix his little red wagon and tell my STEP MUMMY on him! |
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21 Dec 10 - 11:19 AM (#3058580) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: gnu Like you don't consort with the sort that you have to sort out? |
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21 Dec 10 - 11:34 AM (#3058597) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Midchuck If I have to get back there and sort you lot out........... If things are even half as bad weather- and transportation-wise over there as the news here indicates, we're safe for a while. I hope you are, also. Peter |
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22 Dec 10 - 09:57 AM (#3059285) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Rapparee By the way, I see from the BS threads that Jacqui and Micca have gotten "lost" over in Blighty. Micca: Kendall goes armed. Be aware. |
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22 Dec 10 - 09:58 AM (#3059287) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Rapparee AND "It's all Micca's Fault!" |
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22 Dec 10 - 10:04 AM (#3059288) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Becca72 Had dinner with the old man last night. That ought to make some fascinating web viewing for ya, Rap. |
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22 Dec 10 - 11:50 AM (#3059369) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: kendall Old man? I thought you had dinner with me! |
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22 Dec 10 - 11:59 AM (#3059372) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Becca72 I was, of course, referring to Seamus....(nudge nudge wink wink) |
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22 Dec 10 - 02:05 PM (#3059463) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: kendall Nice recovery. say no more. |
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22 Dec 10 - 05:15 PM (#3059580) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Micca Kendall, on British Merchant ships the Captain is ALWAYS referred to as the "Old Man" Usually when talking in the 3rd person, never to his fac, but frequently addressed as "Skipper" |
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22 Dec 10 - 07:31 PM (#3059667) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: kendall I was in the military, and in a military ship he is addressed as "Captain". Of course, that's a bit familiar for my Daughter. |
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22 Dec 10 - 07:39 PM (#3059674) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: kendall I got two nice surprises today. In the mail was a box of home made coconut cookies with chocolate swirls on them. YUM! Then another of my women friends brought me a box of still warm, pumpkin bisquits! Both of them are republicans. Where are my democrat friends? |
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22 Dec 10 - 08:43 PM (#3059708) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: gnu Yer complainin about women bringin ya sweets? Becca... better get them Power of Attorney papers ready. He's losin it fast. |
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22 Dec 10 - 08:45 PM (#3059711) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Rapparee Are you certain he ever really had "it"? |
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22 Dec 10 - 09:35 PM (#3059729) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: kendall I'm NOT complaining about women bringing me sweets! Just curious why they are all republicans. |
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23 Dec 10 - 03:11 AM (#3059831) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: kendall Probably trying to convert me.It will take more than bisquits and cookies. |
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23 Dec 10 - 05:26 AM (#3059867) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: jacqui.c Sounds like I had better get back there fast! |
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23 Dec 10 - 07:28 AM (#3059920) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Becca72 Oh sure! The pumpkin biscuits arrive AFTER I come for dinner. Damn |
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23 Dec 10 - 07:53 AM (#3059929) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: John MacKenzie That's what happens if you're not home before midnight. Your coach turns into a pumpkin, and somebody turns that, into a biscuit. Watch out for a Prandsome Hince, with a dodgy looking glass trainer |
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23 Dec 10 - 08:26 AM (#3059936) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Rapparee They're republicans because democrats can't afford food. |
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23 Dec 10 - 08:54 AM (#3059979) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: GUEST,kendall Becca, I'll get the recipe. |
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23 Dec 10 - 09:10 AM (#3059989) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Becca72 The recipe would require that I COOK them... |
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23 Dec 10 - 10:13 AM (#3060017) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: jacqui.c Becca - if Kendall gets the recipe I'll make you some when I get back. |
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23 Dec 10 - 10:30 AM (#3060026) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Becca72 Thank you! :-) |
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23 Dec 10 - 11:25 AM (#3060061) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: John MacKenzie That worked out well |
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23 Dec 10 - 12:36 PM (#3060103) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: gnu But... they are republicans. How can you trust them to give the proper ingredients and amounts? |
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23 Dec 10 - 12:42 PM (#3060108) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: John MacKenzie Take every quantity they specify in the recipe, and reduce it by 50% |
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23 Dec 10 - 01:34 PM (#3060145) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: GUEST,kendall The one who gave me the bisquits told me they are full of caffeine. Wonder why she wanted me to be up all night? |
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23 Dec 10 - 03:25 PM (#3060224) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Midchuck If they were full of Viagra, I'd understand. (Hey, you knew somebody had to say it....) P. |
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23 Dec 10 - 03:32 PM (#3060227) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: gnu See what I mean? She didn't tell you about the viagra, just the caffeine. |
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23 Dec 10 - 04:03 PM (#3060249) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Becca72 Oh Ick. |
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23 Dec 10 - 04:13 PM (#3060253) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: gnu Ick is why you are here, Becca. We all ick... when we can. |
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23 Dec 10 - 07:32 PM (#3060364) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: kendall You clowns all have one track minds. |
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23 Dec 10 - 11:51 PM (#3060451) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: J-boy And some of us have derailed. |
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24 Dec 10 - 08:46 AM (#3060621) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: kendall I tried Viagra once. Took it with an iron supplement and stood pointing North for two days. |
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24 Dec 10 - 09:00 AM (#3060631) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: John MacKenzie It's your magnetic personality Cap'n |
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24 Dec 10 - 09:42 AM (#3060648) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Rapparee Musta been pure hell in the Men's Room. And talk about inaccurate compass bearings!! |
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24 Dec 10 - 09:45 AM (#3060650) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: kendall Not for me it wasn't. Becca, cover your eyes! |
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24 Dec 10 - 06:05 PM (#3060876) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: jacqui.c KENDALL!!!!! Cellar until I get home! |
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25 Dec 10 - 05:00 AM (#3061041) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: gnu Ho Ho Ho Cap'n. Viagra and an iron supplement eh? Gave you a case of the True North Woods eh? Viagra costs a lot less up here in the Great White North. We are a cheap buncha fuckers. |
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25 Dec 10 - 08:39 AM (#3061094) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: kendall It don't matter how much it costs if you don't need it. |
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25 Dec 10 - 08:40 AM (#3061095) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: John MacKenzie Who was that guy with the big nose? |
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25 Dec 10 - 10:27 AM (#3061115) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: kendall Jimmy Durante? |
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25 Dec 10 - 10:38 AM (#3061119) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Amos Merry Christmas, Becca, Jacqui, Kendall and all!! Don Viagra Cervantes Pinocchio the Third,I believe. An upstanding pillar of the community. A |
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25 Dec 10 - 10:47 AM (#3061120) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Rapparee Now you know how Stonehenge was built. They just moved pebbles and gave them Viagra. |
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25 Dec 10 - 11:49 AM (#3061150) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: John MacKenzie If you have an erection that lasts for more than three days, consult a doctor. The instruction label on Stonehenge, musta wore off. |
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25 Dec 10 - 05:24 PM (#3061247) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: kendall I wouldn't call a Doctor, I'd call Ripley's Believe it or not. |
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25 Dec 10 - 05:45 PM (#3061253) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Amos "Hand me my baggy tweeds, James; I shall smuggle this one into town!" |
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25 Dec 10 - 05:50 PM (#3061258) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: jacqui.c I wouldn't call a Doctor, I'd call Ripley's Believe it or not You'd better call me first! |
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25 Dec 10 - 06:45 PM (#3061275) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: gnu Jac.... Hahahahahahahahahaa!!!! |
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25 Dec 10 - 06:53 PM (#3061276) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: gnu Kendall... you lucked in when she she agreed to put up with the likes of you. Many men marry for many reasons, but, a sense of humour is, by far, the best reason. And, yes, I know you are a funny guy, as we all do, but lucky too. It's heartwarming. Now, get a room! |
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25 Dec 10 - 08:21 PM (#3061297) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: kendall Jacqui, I was going to add that but thought better of it. Now I'm going to let them in on the whole story. I commented to her that the Viagra ads all say, "If you have an erection that lasts more than 4 hours, call a Doctor." I said, "To hell with the Doctor, I'd call you." and you replied, "I'll be on the next plane." Folks, my wife passed her humor test right off the bat. She still spells it funny, but it's ok. |
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27 Dec 10 - 09:43 AM (#3061917) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Becca72 'scuse me, folks. I'll just be over here in the corner gouging my eyes out... |
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27 Dec 10 - 09:59 AM (#3061920) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: GUEST,kendall Must be hell to find out that your father is human. |
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27 Dec 10 - 10:11 AM (#3061922) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Becca72 Known that for a long time. Knowing it and reading about it are two different things, though. |
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27 Dec 10 - 10:22 AM (#3061925) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Rapparee "Here," she said, "take this computer and BURN IT!!!" Becca, I have copies of my father and mother's letters to each other, both before and after they were married. They were, ah, all too human. |
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27 Dec 10 - 11:41 AM (#3061982) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: kendall We should be glad our parents were human. |
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27 Dec 10 - 12:42 PM (#3062014) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: gnu Hahahaaa. |
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27 Dec 10 - 01:03 PM (#3062028) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: kendall Otherwise we could have been Llamas, or Chimpanzees, or republicans... |
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27 Dec 10 - 04:33 PM (#3062155) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Amos Gaaaah!!!! :D a |
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27 Dec 10 - 07:36 PM (#3062252) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: kendall Ok, ticks, or round worms. |
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28 Dec 10 - 05:36 AM (#3062424) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: John MacKenzie Or scorpions, or flat earthers. OR |
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28 Dec 10 - 05:37 AM (#3062425) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: John MacKenzie The person who beat Terry to the 200th post ☺ ☻ |
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30 Dec 10 - 04:31 PM (#3064043) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: gnu So, not much posting by Kendall... I wonder what he's up to? |
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30 Dec 10 - 05:40 PM (#3064094) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: John MacKenzie His beloved is home, he has no need of us now :( |
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30 Dec 10 - 05:46 PM (#3064099) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: Barbara Shaw He and Jacqui are stopping in Branford, CT (my house) next Wednesday on their way south. Got a small song circle planned. Get in touch if you'd like to join us! |
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30 Dec 10 - 07:15 PM (#3064144) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: gnu But, it's well over... ahhh... nevermind. |
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31 Dec 10 - 08:14 AM (#3064363) Subject: RE: BS: kendall-watch Christmas 2010 From: kendall Jacqui was involved in a car crash last month and her back is not getting any better.I hope it doesn't cancel our trip. |