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BS: Trump captured!!!

14 Jul 18 - 01:53 PM (#3937356)
Subject: BS: Trump captured!!!
From: Bonzo3legs

Dear USAians, we have your president. If you do not send $30,000,000 in unmarked bills by 22:00pm BST today, we will let him return to you!!!


14 Jul 18 - 02:06 PM (#3937359)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump captured!!!
From: gillymor

We'll double that if you'll keep him.


14 Jul 18 - 02:09 PM (#3937362)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump captured!!!
From: gillymor

Better yet send us a body part to prove that you have him. A head or a heart will suffice.


14 Jul 18 - 02:25 PM (#3937363)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump captured!!!
From: meself

Sorry, gillymor - he has neither. He's basically a noisy bag of flab.


14 Jul 18 - 02:56 PM (#3937371)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump captured!!!
From: gillymor

good point


14 Jul 18 - 10:40 PM (#3937409)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump captured!!!
From: Rapparee

Then send his, ah, masculine endowments, if any.


16 Jul 18 - 08:10 AM (#3937688)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump captured!!!
From: SPB-Cooperator

From my understanting, the balloon is much more endowed...


16 Jul 18 - 11:31 AM (#3937730)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump captured!!!
From: olddude

So disappointed in our British friends. You let him leave now we will have him back. Could you not just give him a castle and a bunch of hand maidens. But noo


16 Jul 18 - 11:50 AM (#3937734)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump captured!!!
From: punkfolkrocker

Storm clouds are brewing over here in Europe - What are the chances of being struck by lightning on a golf course...???


16 Jul 18 - 11:51 AM (#3937735)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump captured!!!
From: punkfolkrocker

...then, and only then, I might start reconsidering there might be a god...


16 Jul 18 - 02:40 PM (#3937770)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump captured!!!
From: robomatic

I just saw him talking on telly. Vlad's lips hardly moved at all.


16 Jul 18 - 04:42 PM (#3937790)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump captured!!!
From: Donuel

Just because Donnie took an extortion loyalty oath to Vlad, the NSA, CIA, DIA, FBI, INR, Foreign Intelligence, Office of Strategic Intelligence, National Intelligence Council, The office of National Intelligence, Intelligence of advanced research, Counterintelligence field activity and 22 other intelligence agencies,
DID NOT TAKE a loyalty oath to Putin's FSB.


Fox news talking torsos are all sputtering and unable to utter a simple spun defense except to say "Trump was himself today".


In the meantime I guess we should BELIEVE Trump but OBEY Putin.
(I'm canceling my walking tour of Salisbury :^/


16 Jul 18 - 05:04 PM (#3937794)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump captured!!!
From: olddude

His lips were so far up Putin’s ass that one could not understand a word he said


16 Jul 18 - 07:43 PM (#3937819)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump captured!!!
From: Donuel

Trump actually profusely Praised Putin for his magnanimous offer to allow Russian spies to work along side our agents in the NSA, FBI and CIA to get to the bottom of this witch hunt.


16 Jul 18 - 07:46 PM (#3937820)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump captured!!!
From: bobad

Fellow Republicans are now finding Trump's comments re Russia shameful.......this is encouraging.


16 Jul 18 - 07:54 PM (#3937823)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump captured!!!
From: bobad

Even Fox is calling his performance in Helsinki "ridiculous" and "surreal"......lol.


16 Jul 18 - 09:50 PM (#3937828)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump captured!!!
From: Rapparee

I shan't call him a traitor as I don't think his comments reach the legal definition of treason, but I think he should resign before he is impeached. I was truly and deeply shocked by his statements in Helsinki. Even Paul Ryan is disagreeing with him about the Russia investigations now.


16 Jul 18 - 11:00 PM (#3937836)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump captured!!!
From: olddude

Absolutely agree with you rap


17 Jul 18 - 07:02 AM (#3937885)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump captured!!!
From: gillymor

It seems more apparent than ever that Putin is holding something over the Orange Blob. Perhaps they have video of him misbehaving in Moscow when he held the Miss Universe Pageant there or they set him up when he came begging for money. Friends in the intelligence community tell me that this is what the Russians do.


17 Jul 18 - 10:39 AM (#3937929)
Subject: RE: BS: Trump captured!!!
From: Donuel

I too do not see treason but instead see a victim of ideological ignorance and extortion

[Kodachrome] P Simon

{Democracy} donuel


When I think back on all the
stuff that Trump has tweeted
Its a wonder Trumpists think at all
And though my lack of lies absorbed
hasn't hurt me none
I can read the Russian on the walls

Donald Trum um ump
He gives those mean dumb insults
He gives us the screams of children
Makes you think all the world
is a fuc dup day oh yeah
I got a sad recording
I got millions of voters
so Congress don't take, Democracy away

When I think back on Presidents that I remember
They all knew that justice has its laws
Donald only knows of nasty school yard fights
Now he looks worse than the third Reich

Donald Trum um ump
He gives those mean dumb insults
He gives us the screams of children
Makes you think all the world
is a fucked up day oh yeah
I got a sad recording
I got millions of voters
so Congress don't take Democracy away

(fades)
Trump destroys democracies
listen now i beg you please
Donald takes democracy away