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02 May 03 - 03:27 PM (#945071) Subject: Lyr Add: THE USENET TROLL SONG From: GUEST,Q Lyr. Add: The Usenet Troll Song Be a troll! Be a troll! Let disruption be your goal- Anything that you can do to draw attention to your roll Egoboo can be nice Get your fix at any price You can make entire newsgroups into clucking little birdcoops. Be a troll! Be a troll! Pound their patience into coal Tell the regulars they have no sense of flair Insult their mothers too and their manners, pfoo! Be a troll, be a troll, be a troll! Make them burn, make them freeze Sing of people scratching fleas Snigger at the woes of others who are forced upon their knees Stress and fear, jealous rage Let them be your guiding guage Then accuse the quiet suckers all as nosy mother****ers. Don't be small, don't be tame Show you have no sense of shame Just enrage them til on stage their heads will roll You love to shrill out a flame, it's all a giant game Be a troll, dg a hole, you're a troll. Flaming dues, barbecues Ought to wake 'em where they snooze Don't forget to douse the fires with proof 307 booze* (song tangent): 307 Ale my friends, 307 Ale! The finest drink that any bar has ever had for sale!... (ahem) Feed them slugs, feed them snails Put their legs between their tails And so what if you are hated cuz their nerves are really grated. When you leave, do salute Give that middle finger toot And be proud of your achievements in your soul For you have shown that they are evil in their way You're a troll-l-l-l, says our poll-l-l-l, you're a troll-l-l-l! (or, "a-ass-ho-o-ole!") Filk by Jacob Summer, Dec. 9, 2000. Troll Song Not deathless lyrics, but a supplement to Little Hawk's thread, We are all Trolls, 56314: All Trolls *(200 proof = 100% alcohol. Damn hard to achieve) |
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02 May 03 - 03:39 PM (#945079) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: THE USENET TROLL SONG From: Clinton Hammond hopefully it sings better than it reads... ;-) |
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02 May 03 - 08:52 PM (#945225) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: THE USENET TROLL SONG From: McGrath of Harlow Here's another one, in the DT, with the same admirable understanding of a puzzling phenomenon- NEWSGROUP PERSONALITY, by Tom Holt. |
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02 May 03 - 10:14 PM (#945257) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: THE USENET TROLL SONG From: GUEST,leeneia McGrath, I love it! |
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03 May 03 - 12:16 AM (#945292) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: THE USENET TROLL SONG From: GUEST sick, Sick, SICK, SIXK, STIX, KIXKS, LIXKS
Yep, we got a live one folks, the Q, is axin U, due ya B, a hum D V, or jus a QUEEEEE, like HE??? |
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03 May 03 - 07:56 AM (#945349) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: THE USENET TROLL SONG From: Charley Noble Maybe I should work up that poignant lament "The Final Troll." ;~) Cheerily, Charley Noble |