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14 Jan 04 - 08:13 PM (#1092964) Subject: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: khandu Yeah, it's another dadgummed birthday thread. But this one is for one of the more "Unique" members! What can be said about the fellow? Well, it can be said that he "wears many pairs of underwear". He is a musician, a Knight, a Mayor, a King, Penelope Rutledge's object of lustful fantasy, a Duck & a Coot d'jour! He plays a mean guitar & mando. He is the Knight of the Realm of Tupelo. he is the founder & Honorable Mayor of Tweedsburg. He is King of the BRB (badly recorded blues). He is First Duck of Mississippi & the Grand Coot d'Jour of MOABcat. He is also a great guy & a good friend & a dedicated lover of the blues (& maybe Penelope Rutledge!). So without further ado.... HAPPYBIRTHDIAY,TWEED!!!!!!May it be a grand start to a great year, my friend! TWEED'S BLUES khanny |
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14 Jan 04 - 08:19 PM (#1092967) Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: CarolC Happy Happy Birthday to you Tweed! |
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14 Jan 04 - 08:23 PM (#1092970) Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: catspaw49 Aw well shitfire here!!!! Now I got a reason to post..........We can be screwin' with Tweed for a good while!! Like what is unique about his member Ken? And what the hell is a "birthdiay".........Geez, the Mississippi really comes out!! Spaw..........And HBD TWEED!!!! |
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14 Jan 04 - 08:27 PM (#1092973) Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: Amos His member is unique in that he never tells false tales about it; ad it is tweice a slong as Spaw's, I hear. Happy Birthday, Blues Man!! Love ya! A |
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14 Jan 04 - 08:30 PM (#1092975) Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: khandu Twice, hell!! If he has one at all, it hias to be 3 times as long as Spaw's!!! k |
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14 Jan 04 - 08:36 PM (#1092977) Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: Bobert Well, gol danged! I gotta sneak outta Tweedsburg fir a few minutes or'here an' here Iz finds out about it being the Mayor's birthday! Well, Tweezer, HAPPY DANGED BIRTHDAY!!! Sorry fir yellin' but it's quite a way's back to Mayberry from this big ol city... Shoot, kanny, get a blow torch! We only got a couple hours leff to get all these danged candles lit... So, Tweezer, me and the Wes Ginny Slide Rule, who by the way say's to say "Happy Birthday" to ya as well, figure that yer just about a year younger than you'll be next year, so kick up some dust, youngin'... While ya' can. An' fir God's sake, keep an eye out fir the Bluesylady 'cause, well I weren't 'sposed to say nuthin' but.... she told me that since you kept yer danged birthday so secretive that she was gonna give you a good ol' fashion Tweedsburg duct tapin' fir yer birthday. But that ain't the worserist part of it. Rememeber Beachie's pottie chair? Well, when she get done with yer sorry, year-older butt you'd wished it was the potty chair that you was taped to! Ya' get 'em all lit, hanny? Good! Now, Tweezer, try blowin' that inferno (no, not sterno, dangit...) out! Geeze... da Boberdzz |
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14 Jan 04 - 08:43 PM (#1092981) Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: Bee-dubya-ell TO TWEED UPON HIS NATAL DAY It were a day obv note indeed When Missus Shaw hatched liddle Tweed. His visage gived her an attack! She yelled, "It's ugly! Put it back! Or smash it wif a fryin' pan! Don' let it grow to be a man!" But luckily Tweed's Paw said, "No. Th' dawg needs a playmate." And so They took li'l Tweed back to their home An' fed him Moonpies an' cornpone An' collard greens an' ripe bananer Back in th' hills of Indianer. One day Tweed hurd sum Delta blues An' said, "Man! This stuff really rules! I think I'll get me a geetar An' see if I can be a star." But fame escaped him, so they say, An' so he moved to Floreeday. Now Tweed's where winters ain't too hard An' buzzards roost in his backyard. He is First Duck of Mississippi, Tha's quite a gig fer an ol' hippie. He hosts "Tweed's Blues" an', when it's dead, Insults us on that MOAB thread. So Happy Birfday to ya, Tweed! How many of 'em habv you see'd? We hope ya hang fer a few more, 'Cause this place shore wud be a bore Wiffout yore sorry ass in it. Tweed! Mudcat's favo-rite half-wit! |
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14 Jan 04 - 08:47 PM (#1092985) Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: catspaw49 Geeze, look at this! An actual piece of crappy-ass poetry honoring Tweed.............Man, this thread's goin' great already!!!!! Spaw |
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14 Jan 04 - 09:33 PM (#1093013) Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: Raptor Have a good one tweed! Raptor |
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15 Jan 04 - 12:24 AM (#1093090) Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: wysiwyg Natal day? I would have thought he came to us mortals via alchemy? Do they memorialize that, too? Happy Thatday! ~S~ |
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15 Jan 04 - 12:40 AM (#1093096) Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: Sorcha Oh dear...I guess, have a good 'un, Tweedzer....oh dear, heavens help us.... |
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15 Jan 04 - 12:59 AM (#1093101) Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: Rustic Rebel Happy Birthday Tweed! I am sending you a little Mind blowing game just to keep your mind...well... blowing. Have fun. The mystery is in the cards... Rustic |
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15 Jan 04 - 01:46 AM (#1093109) Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: Bee-dubya-ell Cute game RR. Took me six tries to figure it out. Tweed'll never get it! |
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15 Jan 04 - 09:20 AM (#1093296) Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: Bobert Way to go, RR!!!... Here we are right in the middle of our budget sqabbling to see how we're going to slice up the $12.68 we got in the Tweedsburg Bank... And well, up until you gave the Mayor that puzzle to play with he was making good progress... But now?...... Geeze Bobert |
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15 Jan 04 - 09:25 AM (#1093300) Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: GUEST,MMario May your front porch never lack music! |
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15 Jan 04 - 09:33 AM (#1093309) Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: Tweed HAW!! I am bestride myselv wif glee, A Mudcat birfday thred for me. An' a bidet pome, from Bee-W-El An' frendly greetings, I shore feel swell. The onliest thing that I can find, To mak this day more sooblime, Is birfday wishes from thet liddle harpy, You know the one...Penelyoppe. Thanks everybody. Don't fergit that Martin Luther King were borned on this date too an' he's way more deservin' obv gude wishes then I'll ebver be. Yerz, Tweed K.O.T.R.O.T. |
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15 Jan 04 - 09:51 AM (#1093316) Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: Amos None are the same. That is not only the secret to that stupid card game (1 try) but it is also the secret to the whole UNIVERSE!!! Mwahahahahahahaha. A |
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15 Jan 04 - 10:35 AM (#1093342) Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: Tweed I habv also figgered it out Amos the thing really does read my mind!! How iz this possilby Rustic? Whut a fine dammed birfday gif and shuld brang menny ars obv entertwinement today. Thankcue,thankcue,thankcue.. |
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15 Jan 04 - 07:23 PM (#1093701) Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: khandu Penelope has been contacted & told it is your b'day; her response was "Harumph, that Creature was actually birthed??" I think that meant "Happy Birthday"! k |
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15 Jan 04 - 07:50 PM (#1093721) Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: GUEST,Ms Penelope Rutledge Well, Tweed, I hear that it is your birthday. Tralala! What a festive occasion! I hope you have hired a brass band. Think back over all the years of your life, Tweed, and consider this: if your parents had not made a terrible error on that night long ago when you were conceived, and launched your little life precipitously into a long-suffering world, you would not be here today...mangling the English language and pestering your neighbours. How lovely that would be! Ah, well, we have to all live with the difficulties and nuisances that existence throws up in our faces, don't we? Have a simply lovely birthday, Tweed. Don't break a leg. * PR |
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15 Jan 04 - 08:51 PM (#1093757) Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: Peace Im isse dity esterdy Tweed, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you. Bruce M |
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15 Jan 04 - 10:12 PM (#1093803) Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: khandu Actually, today (1-15) is his b'day! He turned 63 today! Mien Gott! How time flies! k |
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15 Jan 04 - 10:42 PM (#1093823) Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: Amos Time flies like an arrow, doesn't it? And fruit flies like a banana, every now and then. A |
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15 Jan 04 - 11:15 PM (#1093834) Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Well said. |
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16 Jan 04 - 01:19 AM (#1093876) Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: The Fooles Troupe Hippo Birdies Two Ewes, Hippo Birdies Two Ewes, Hippo Birdies, Hippo Birdies, Hippo Birdies Two Ewes. |
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16 Jan 04 - 03:54 AM (#1093913) Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: Rustic Rebel 63? Is that a fact? Tweed you are a 63 year old fuck today? Seems impossible by the way you hold yourself. By the way you dress yourself By the way you love yourself, like no-ones gonna do. But you. |
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16 Jan 04 - 04:39 AM (#1093935) Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: Rustic Rebel Oh-Did that last post sound insensitive? What I meant to say is exactly what I just said in the post above only I didn't want it to seem too insensitive and if it was please forgive me but... ya know... a 63 year old____!. (No way. I won't repeat it for being accused of being too insensitive.) Damn, I think I'm starting to sound like Bobert with a Little Hawk fill in the blank line. Still love ya after all these months. (Is your birthday over yet?)Rustic |
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16 Jan 04 - 04:52 AM (#1093940) Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: Roger the Skiffler Well, Tweedster, if'n y'all can still dress yerself,yer doin' pretty good! RtS (Doyen of badly sung blues) |
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16 Jan 04 - 09:57 AM (#1094123) Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: Tweed I am only 52!....damned khardaz... |
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16 Jan 04 - 12:48 PM (#1094249) Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: Bee-dubya-ell I am exceedingly glad that Tweed is only 52. I knew from last year's birthday threads that Tweed and I are almost exactly the same age. If Tweed is 63 it would mean I also am 63. I was having a real hard time trying to figure out where the eleven years went until that little issue got cleared up. |
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16 Jan 04 - 06:04 PM (#1094478) Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: khandu OK...technically he is 52, but that only means he just completed has 52nd year; he has just begun his 53rd! So he is older than he thinks! If we counted the years as we should (1 years =9.5 months...the way I count them! ) then he would be approximately 63! Anyway...he is older than I!! & I hope he stays that way! k |
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16 Jan 04 - 08:00 PM (#1094563) Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: Bobert I'm with you all the way on this on, kanny. And so is the Wes Ginny Slide Rule which knows a thing 'er three about danged birthdays... But, heck, Tweezer don't look a day over 61 to me so he must be doing somehting right... Ahhhh, RR. A 63 year_______?!?!?!?!.... Whew!.... That would call fir a couple cartons of cigarettes afterwards... Bobert |
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17 Jan 04 - 01:54 AM (#1094702) Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: GUEST,the blueslady I finally found the duct tape...that sneaky Tweezer had it hid in his sock drawer (figured no one would look there) am I too late? |
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17 Jan 04 - 01:59 AM (#1094705) Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: the blueslady And I am NOT a guest dang it! |
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17 Jan 04 - 03:11 AM (#1094714) Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: Rustic Rebel Hey Blues Lady- I would like to be one of the first to induct you into the hall of Tweed Cafe. This is and will never be anything but the "Hall of Tweed Cafe" on this particular thread being it is specifically named "Another birthday thread-Tweeds." Damn Tweed I can not tell you how glad I am to know you are not a 63 year old fuck because that would have meant that your not a 52 year old fuck. |
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17 Jan 04 - 09:24 AM (#1094812) Subject: RE: BS: Another birthday thread (Tweed's!) From: Tweed Yes Rustic but I am a nubile an' energetic 52 year old fuck....hmmmm I see thet Blueslady haz found her cookie Boberdzz. We must tread carefully obver here or face bein bound head and toe. Well it iz obver now...I am ten years younger than Palace reports wold habv me an menny things habv come to light via this Birfday thread that Lord Khnadsack started to honor hiz first Duck. These things I am certin obv: 1. I am older then yesterday or even laist week! 2. There iz a computer program out there thet kin read minds and tell you what card you air lookin' at. 3. BeeDubs iz not named poit lorate of the Kindom ob Mississippi fer no good reason. 4. Also, Beedubs may be my twin brother az he iz the same age az me. 5. Bananas are able to fly somehow or other. 6. Rustic iz allus nekkid and sassy. 7. I need to look up "Doyen" az I am not sure who thet iz egsackly. Thanks everybody. When iz Penelioppi's birday? We must prepare a special celabaton fore her when it comes around I think. Yerz, Tweed |