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BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!

24 Aug 04 - 12:52 AM (#1255048)
Subject: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: GUEST

A guest! A guest! A guest! A guest!

A guest! A guest! A guest! A guest! We've found a guest! A guest! A guest! A guest! A guest! We've got a guest! A guest! A guest! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! We've found a guest! We've found a guest! A guest! A guest! A guest!

Mudcat Member #1: We have found a guest. May we burn her?

Forum Member Chorus: Burn her! Burn! Burn her! Burn her!

Joe Offer: How do you know she is a witch?

...etcetera...


24 Aug 04 - 02:26 AM (#1255077)
Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: Benjamin

She turned me into a newt!!
    Well I got better!


24 Aug 04 - 03:54 AM (#1255102)
Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: John MacKenzie

If 50% of Guests are shit. Wouldn't that put out the fire?

Giok


24 Aug 04 - 06:39 AM (#1255150)
Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: The Fooles Troupe

Depends whether they have verbal diarrhoea!


24 Aug 04 - 07:01 AM (#1255160)
Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: GUEST

Ah are the members bored with slagging off each other? Have another couple of weeks like you just have. It was fun to watch you all. Don't let us down now!


24 Aug 04 - 08:38 AM (#1255209)
Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: John MacKenzie

If it brings a little happiness into the sad life of a Guest, then we will oblige.
Giok


24 Aug 04 - 08:44 AM (#1255212)
Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: Rapparee

Hot damn, a barbeque!!!


24 Aug 04 - 09:24 AM (#1255233)
Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: Amos

You really are getting carried away!! Perhaps some magnesium would help!


A


24 Aug 04 - 09:36 AM (#1255239)
Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: Georgiansilver

Or a coffin?


24 Aug 04 - 09:39 AM (#1255244)
Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: McGrath of Harlow

"It was fun to watch you all."

Which is what it was all about, of course... "Shooting fish in a barrel"


24 Aug 04 - 09:45 AM (#1255251)
Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: GUEST

No McG you are wrong. It wasn't about anything. It wasn't orchestrated by some unseen hand. The last couple of weeks bitch fest was none of GUESTS doing.

Look through the more insulting derogatory postings. All named members, because of course as we have been told, named members can be as abusive as they like to EACH OTHER, because Hey they've signed their 'name'. We didn't make the rules.


24 Aug 04 - 09:47 AM (#1255253)
Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: Rapparee

Barbecue! Barbecue! Who's got the beer?


24 Aug 04 - 11:19 AM (#1255319)
Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: McGrath of Harlow

"It was fun to watch you all."


24 Aug 04 - 12:10 PM (#1255379)
Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: GUEST

I also laugh at Fawlty Towers, but unfortunately had no part in writing it.


24 Aug 04 - 12:16 PM (#1255384)
Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: Little Hawk

I didn't either, but I would have leaped at the opportunity.


24 Aug 04 - 09:56 PM (#1255870)
Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: GUEST

I wish to apologize to everyone. I wake up some days and my head really HURTS. The voice told me to start this thread. Back away. All of you. FUCK.

There, thank you so much, I feel better now. It's just that sometimes my bad half takes over. FUCK OFF.


24 Aug 04 - 10:06 PM (#1255877)
Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: Sorcha

Burn, baby, Burn! LOL.....I gots the bears, Rap, not to worry...LOL, and ROF.....burn em all, I sez....(no,not really, I'll get me coat now)


24 Aug 04 - 11:32 PM (#1255912)
Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: GUEST

I am absolutely appalled by the behaviour of the previous GUEST.


24 Aug 04 - 11:35 PM (#1255914)
Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: Naemanson

Maybe the voices made him start this thread. They make me do lots of stuff.


24 Aug 04 - 11:37 PM (#1255916)
Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: Peace


25 Aug 04 - 01:13 AM (#1255964)
Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: GUEST

I too am absolutely appalled by the behaviour of the previous GUEST after the previous previous GUEST.


25 Aug 04 - 09:42 AM (#1256243)
Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: Rapparee

I got marshmallows!! And chocolate, and graham crackers!! Who wants s'mores????


25 Aug 04 - 01:57 PM (#1256530)
Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: Raedwulf

Guest - you miss the point. Named members are "permitted" (very loosely speaking) to slag because we can identify them. Guest could be, often is, unidentifiable & multiply posting to a thread. Admittedly, someone can post as frex, "Guest, Raedwulf". But I can deny any connection & no-one (I hope!) can impersonate me as a member. So if I decide to be an utter wanker under my own logged-in name, everyone knows exactly who it was & I will be treated as I deserve. But Guest ("Guest, anyone") can be, often is, anyone & anyseveral. So some people try to be tolerant, & others are not so patient.

If you don't like it, either give yourself a moniker, hang around somewhere else, or don't post. As someone approximately said elsewhere, if you tread on toes that are already sore, it may not be entirely your fault, but don't be surprised if someone reacts badly to you because of it!


25 Aug 04 - 02:03 PM (#1256534)
Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: GUEST,The Newt

Hey Raedwulf, you really ought to get on board. GUEST is a witch, no matter what the guise, as we well proved with the duck.

We're just doing a little public service, a little random act of kindness here, shining the light of self-righteousness on the dark side of Mudcat membership.


25 Aug 04 - 02:03 PM (#1256535)
Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: Raedwulf

More irreverently, I prefer not to burn Guests unless we're out of firewood & the nights are cold. But if necessary, shit Guests don't put out the fire, provided you remember to dessicate them properly first. The Arabs used to (may still!) use dried camel dung for fuel, for example!

R

P.S. Sorch - I'd rather have a beer. You can keep the bears to yourself... :p


25 Aug 04 - 02:08 PM (#1256544)
Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: Raedwulf

Newt - see previous cross posting. I refuse to burn you except in desperation. Too much smoke & stench to be worthwhile. But, speaking of cross-posting, I could crucify you as a propitiatory sacrifice to the gods of Mudcat, in the hope of light, warmth & a cooked dinner, if you prefer? ;)


25 Aug 04 - 03:42 PM (#1256612)
Subject: RE: BS: Burn the Guest! Burn the Guest!
From: Rapparee

Anyone got a recipe for really good barbecue sauce? Mine's okay, but for long pig we should really use a truly great sauce.