|
13 Dec 04 - 01:29 PM (#1355772) Subject: Lyr Req: Constable Joy From: Zany Mouse I used to know a great parody of God Bless Ye Merry Gentlemen but can't remember the words now. The chorus is: 'Oh send tidings to Constable Joy, Constable Joy Oh send tidings to Constable Joy' The only words I can remember from the verses is: 'They started out one Christmas eve, to drink without control' Does anyone recognise it? Rhiannon |
|
13 Dec 04 - 02:23 PM (#1355814) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Constable Joy From: 12string growler Arrest these Merry Gentlemen and take them all away Arrest these Merry Gentlemen, it may be Christmas Day But they're singing and they're dancing and they're causing an affray So take tidings to Constable Joy....... It's a Sid Kipper song, I can't remember any more but I think a friend of mine has the song book. Chris |
|
13 Dec 04 - 08:02 PM (#1356094) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Constable Joy From: Tattie Bogle It's in another thread of christmas parodies! It runs to 70-odd pages if you try to print it off! Just type in Arrest these merry Gentlemen and you'll get it and a lot of other stuff! TB |
|
14 Dec 04 - 03:29 PM (#1356898) Subject: Lyr Add: ARREST THESE MERRY GENTLEMEN From: 12string growler I copied it across from the above link for you. Thanks go to the Catter that placed it there. ARREST THESE MERRY GENTLEMEN (C) Dick Nudds and Chris Sugden Arrest these merry gentlemen and take them all away, Arrest these merry gentlemen, it may be Christmas Day But they're singing and they're shouting and they're causing an affray, So take tidings to Constable Joy, Constable Joy, So take tidings to Constable Joy, They started off on Christmas Eve to drink without control, And in the cellar of the Inn the drunkards they did roll, And now they've set off home to try to find the wassail bowl, Chorus The merry coachman blows his horn as he comes riding past, The passengers all shout for joy now they've arrived at last, But Joy arrests the coachman for he's driving much too fast Chorus Arrest these little children who go begging in the street, They're dirty and they're ragged, they've no shoes upon their feet, They're not the type of person who we really wish to meet, Chorus It was a silent night until some rough, unruly lout Began to pick an argument and loudly he did shout, And now I think I see some Christmas boxing breaking out, So take tidings to Constable Joy, Constable Joy, So take tidings to Constable Joy, |
|
14 Dec 04 - 03:49 PM (#1356917) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Constable Joy From: Q (Frank Staplin) All that is needed is to link the thread: Christmas Parodies (Posted by GeorgeH from "The Kipper Family Songbook.") But it's a good one, having it twice doesn't hurt. |
|
14 Dec 04 - 05:26 PM (#1356993) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Constable Joy From: Zany Mouse Thanks all of you. I will now have a song to sing at the club christmas party. Rhiannon |
|
19 Oct 10 - 06:48 PM (#3011055) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Constable Joy (Arrest These Merry...) From: GUEST What we need is a silent night, A little law and order sounds nice. When all of these census crowds are driving us crazy. What we need is a clean sweep, less noise so we can get some good sleep. We're thinkin'these shepherds are beginning to sound a little shady. Can you tell by now we're saying... ARREST THESE MERRY GENTLEMEN!!! Bridge: We gotta have a little peace tonight, this chaos has been out of sight. We wish the citizens would be polite, we need a night that's calm and bright. |
|
05 Dec 18 - 06:23 PM (#3965024) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Constable Joy (Arrest These Merry...) From: FreddyHeadey the other thread Christmas Parodies thread.cfm?threadid=28249#352995 YouTube first track https://youtu.be/FDNmEFvSvFI |
|
05 Dec 18 - 06:45 PM (#3965030) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Constable Joy (Arrest These Merry...) From: FreddyHeadey thread for Gower Wassail(tune) thread.cfm?threadid=125833#3965029 |