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15 Jan 05 - 03:26 PM (#1379559) Subject: BS: Spyware cancelsTweed's birthday! From: Bee-dubya-ell The recent spyware-induced Mudcat connectivity problems seem to have pretty much wiped Friday, January 14 off of the Mudcat calendar for 2005. Unfortunately, that is the day when Tweed would ordinarilly have celebrated his birthday. Since the day didn't happen, Tweed will have to forego having a birthday this year. Sorry about that. |
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15 Jan 05 - 03:27 PM (#1379560) Subject: RE: BS: Spyware cancelsTweed's birthday! From: fat B****rd Well, anyway Happy Non-Birthday, Tweed. |
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15 Jan 05 - 03:30 PM (#1379563) Subject: RE: BS: Spyware cancelsTweed's birthday! From: GUEST Happy Birthday Tweed and hope all your wishes come true. |
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15 Jan 05 - 03:35 PM (#1379574) Subject: RE: BS: Spyware cancelsTweed's birthday! From: Amos Never mind, Tweed - you were doomed to die at a certain age anyway, and now it will come a year later. Congratulations, you tricky ole sonofagun! A |
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15 Jan 05 - 04:33 PM (#1379607) Subject: RE: BS: Spyware cancelsTweed's birthday! From: CarolC Happy Birthday Tweed! (btw, Bee-dubya-ell, check out this thread) |
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15 Jan 05 - 04:37 PM (#1379613) Subject: RE: BS: Spyware cancelsTweed's birthday! From: Teresa Happy birthday, o king. ;) :) Teresa |
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15 Jan 05 - 04:49 PM (#1379622) Subject: RE: BS: Spyware cancelsTweed's birthday! From: Peace Happy Birthday, Tweed. You da man. Pretend it was a Leap Year or somethin'. Like it was still yer birthday but not and now it is. Deja vu all over again. Bruce Murdoch |
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15 Jan 05 - 05:25 PM (#1379641) Subject: RE: BS: Spyware cancels Tweed's birthday! From: Bee-dubya-ell Yas, CarolC, my computer was broken on my birthday, so I also did not have a birthday this year. That is good 'cause Tweed and I are a mere two weeks apart in age and if I had had a birthday and Tweed didn't, then we would be a year and two weeks apart. And it is totally appropriate that Tweed and I should both not have birthdays since we already have so many other things in common. To wit: Tweed is a transplanted Hoozier - I am married to a transplanted Hoozier Tweed lives in south Florida and thinks northern Florida is populated by gun-totin', pickup drivin' rednecks - I live in northern Florida and know northern Florida is populated by gun-totin', pickup drivin' rednecks Tweed is an idiot - I am an idiot All of which leads us to the inevitable conclusion that Tweed and I are the same person. Happy Non-Birthday to Both of Me! |
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15 Jan 05 - 05:45 PM (#1379650) Subject: RE: BS: Spyware cancels Tweed's birthday! From: CarolC Well, you actually did have a birthday, Bee-dubya-ell, but it looks like we got to celebrate it instead of you. So I guess that makes a whole new kind of birthday thread. Birthday by proxy. So Tweed... Happy Birthday-by-proxy! (When did Tweed beome a south-Floridian instead of a Como-Mississippian?) |
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15 Jan 05 - 06:01 PM (#1379656) Subject: RE: BS: Spyware cancels Tweed's birthday! From: freda underhill hi Tweed, happy birthday - you could be like my nephew who was born on feb 29th in a leap year .... he has a birthday every 4 years! happy birthday anyway! best wishes freda |
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15 Jan 05 - 06:06 PM (#1379660) Subject: RE: BS: Spyware cancels Tweed's birthday! From: Bee-dubya-ell Tweed only lives in Como, Mississippi in his mind and spirit... His body resides in Lake Worth, Florida... Or at least it did last thing I heard... But I could be wrong... Just as I could be wrong about his birthday being yesterday... Ya see, I knew Tweed's b'day wuz sometime in mid-January, so I looked at the date on last year's Tweed's birthday thread. Well, it appears that khandu began that thread in the evening before Tweed's actual birthday which is on the 15th, which is TODAY!!!! So, we didn't miss Tweed's birthday after all! We only missed mine! So, now I'm younger than Tweed! |
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15 Jan 05 - 06:48 PM (#1379676) Subject: RE: BS: Spyware cancels Tweed's birthday! From: Mudlark Happy B'day, Tweed! What a relief that we didn't miss it! Party hardy.... |
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15 Jan 05 - 07:49 PM (#1379700) Subject: RE: BS: Spyware cancels Tweed's birthday! From: The Fooles Troupe Hippo Non-Birdies Two Ewes! Hippo Non-Birdies Two Ewes! Hippo Non-Birdies, Hippo Non-Birdies! Hippo Non-Birdies Two Ewes! Greetings from Foolestroupe T.W. (MA)... |
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15 Jan 05 - 08:32 PM (#1379714) Subject: RE: BS: Spyware cancels Tweed's birthday! From: Rustic Rebel Birthday's over. Have to catch you both next year. Hope you had some fun. |
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15 Jan 05 - 08:46 PM (#1379721) Subject: RE: BS: Spyware cancels Tweed's birthday! From: Bee-dubya-ell No, Rustic! If you read my 6:06 message, you will see that Tweed's birthday is NOT over! It was not cancelled! It still has two hours and change to go! And, furthermore, since I was an idiot to start this thread in the first place, and since "idiot" and "Tweed" are synonymous, it follows that I must be Tweed! So, it is also my birthday! So, Happy Birthday to Me!!! And those people from Hull think they have a monopoly on shit that makes absolutely no sense. Hah!!! |
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15 Jan 05 - 09:18 PM (#1379732) Subject: RE: BS: Spyware cancels Tweed's birthday! From: Jeri Bee-dub, you can't be Tweed. Tweed is already too many people. Three would be SO 'Sybill'. Happy Birdthay, whomever you are! |
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16 Jan 05 - 12:28 AM (#1379795) Subject: RE: BS: Spyware cancels Tweed's birthday! From: CarolC Looks like Tweed missed his birthday too. So Happy Birthday-by-proxy it is! |
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17 Jan 05 - 12:20 AM (#1380287) Subject: RE: BS: Spyware cancels Tweed's birthday! From: Bobert Like I told the ol' boy over ar his joint, I knewed there had to be a reason fir him lookin' older here recently... ... but, hey, if yer goinna turn into an ol' man right here before our very own eyes then we sho nuff don't want it to go un-noticed so... ... Happy B-Day, ya' ol' pipe 'n valve gator wrestler!!! Boberdz |
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17 Jan 05 - 12:56 AM (#1380295) Subject: RE: BS: Spyware cancels Tweed's birthday! From: Cluin This year Martin Luther King stole my birthday. At least I lose to the best. |
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17 Jan 05 - 10:58 AM (#1380613) Subject: RE: BS: Spyware cancels Tweed's birthday! From: Tweed I did in fact miss this entire Birthday thread!! And Cluin, MLK was really born on the 15th obv January and thus Dr.King,BeeDubya,Khandu,Tweed and yourself are actually the same person!!! CarolC, I only live in Florida because I have to. Yaz, what's left obv my pore mind and spirit dwells in Mississippi under the protective rule of Khing Khandu, where blues and hill country trance music flows like the Yazoo River. Where kudzu grows up clumps of trees and takes on the appearance of green giants having animated discussions. Where you can stop in small gas stations and get a home cooked lunch of ribs, blackeyed peas, mashtaters and gravy, collards, yams with marshmellows melted on top,ice tea and peach cobbler for $4.00. Yaz, thank you all for these fine birthday wishes....sniff...I thought I was only an idiot and it had gone by unnoticed...sniff...BLEEEATT,....phawrhg....kaf.. |
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17 Jan 05 - 02:41 PM (#1380777) Subject: RE: BS: Spyware cancels Tweed's birthday! From: PoppaGator I actually *did* miss your birthday, completely, so: Happy Belated B-Day, Tweed! |