BS: Happy Birthday Bee-dubya-ell!

Subject: BS: Happy Birthday Bee-dubya-ell!
From: CarolC
Date: 31 Dec 04 - 12:35 PM

Ha! Gotcha.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bee-dubya-ell!
From: catspaw49
Date: 31 Dec 04 - 12:46 PM

Let me get this one in right away and save the thread from the clutches of Joe Offer!!

Hey Bee Dub!!!!!!

Fuck Ya' and Happy Birthday too.........

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bee-dubya-ell!
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Dec 04 - 12:50 PM

Happy birthday to you,
Your nose is so red,
You're a another year older
And soon you'll be dead.

               --copyright by me, some years back.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bee-dubya-ell!
From: Peace
Date: 31 Dec 04 - 12:54 PM

Happy Birthday to you,
When you get out of bed,
Hobble to the computer
And post to this thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bee-dubya-ell!
From: Tweed
Date: 31 Dec 04 - 12:58 PM

Happy Birthday Beedubz.
Wish I could write a suitable pome like you did for on mine last year, but I am only a Duck and not the Poet Lariot like you are, so I ain't gonna try that at all. I will play happy birthday on my accordeen in yore honor though, az I know how much you would enjoy hearing that.

Yores truly,
Tweed

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bee-dubya-ell!
From: Bat Goddess
Date: 31 Dec 04 - 02:19 PM

Oh, geeze -- maybe I should send you another rock!

Happy B.D.!!!

Linn

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bee-dubya-ell!
From: Amos
Date: 31 Dec 04 - 02:43 PM

Here's a rock for ya, good buddy:

(Fade in wild stretch notes in a fast blues pattern....)

Way down south where the pam tree sways
Out in the woods past the Everglades
There lives an ancient hippy boy, and strange to tell
He goes by the handle of B W L
He don't work in no office, his bills to pay
He just sits around home and works with clay all day!
And when he gets sore an' wants to howl at the moon
He whups out a guitar and knocks out a toon!

Oh, go, go, BW, go!
Oh, go, go, BW, go,
Tell those ofay muthahs they kin jes' go to hell,
An; have a nice Burfday, Bee Doublya Ell!

(Fade out rabid boogie guitar beat and rockola drum set.....)

(Additional verses left as an exercise for the demented....)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bee-dubya-ell!
From: Metchosin
Date: 31 Dec 04 - 03:01 PM

He carries a chainsaw and a guitar in a gunny sack
To help him clear the path when he got back
The trees around his garden sorta looked like hell
But we're sure glad their falling didn't ring his bell
Oh, go, go, BW, go!
Oh, go, go, BW, go,
Bee Doublya Ell

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bee-dubya-ell!
From: GUEST
Date: 31 Dec 04 - 03:16 PM

brucie plays a mean guitar
and throws his pots both near and far!
for his birthday give him blades
for chainsaw messes he has mades
or give him bonfires high and mighty
to burn the wood that made him flighty
around the homestead Ivan trashed
but hey those pines are worth some cash!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bee-dubya-ell!
From: rumanci
Date: 31 Dec 04 - 09:55 PM

Happy Birthday dear Secret Santa :-D
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