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05 Dec 05 - 07:12 PM (#1620752) Subject: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: katlaughing I wasn't going to post this until after he came home, but after talking with "KarenSpaw," this evening, I think we'd better ask for some good ol' Mudcat help. Spaw went in hospital, last Thursday, aenemic and hypoxic, with signs of internal bleeding. He is in ICU. Here's the scoop, as of tonight: Because his lungs seem to be quite weak, they put him on a vent in order to do an upper GI, to find out where he was bleeding. Found three ulcers in his stomach, two of which they cauterised, the other was somewhat inaccessible, so they injected something to constrict its vessels. His hemoglobin went up, which is a good sign, after that treatment. He may be off of the vent by now. Karen will be going back up in a few minutes and will keep me posted. They've taken him off the heparin to slow the bleeding problems, but that also carries a risk of blood clots. The cellulitis he's been battling is getting better and the swelling in his legs is better since he has been off of them. He's been on a BiPap (pressurised breathing machine, kind of like CPAP) and without it, his o2 sats are okay on a cannula, but he becomes disoriented, etc. so they are thinking he needs the BiPap to help get rid of the Co2 in his lungs. (Been there done that! I know how it feels!) Although his heart has been enlarged for quite some time, he does not have congestive heart failure, so that is good, too. Their friends, Connie and Wayne, are helping out in every way possible. Karen hopes he will be home for Christmas. I told her I'd put out a call to Mudcatters to get their "mojo risin'" and she said she KNOWS that when Mudcatters do so, IT WORKS! So, please, folks, light yer candles, send good thought, cuss him out for not taking care of himself, and/or say a few prayers for Spaw and Karen, as well as their boys. Like before, this one doesn't sound good, but there IS a will to live which will benefit from a good Mudcat BOOST. Thanks so much, luvyakat |
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05 Dec 05 - 07:20 PM (#1620757) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Peace Spaw, you have been such a booster and supporter for so many folks here when they have been ill. More people are gonna get sick, so you have to get well ya old fart, get off yer arse and get home with Karen for the holidays. I don't know where you stand on prayers--but I'll do that. God may listen to me, because if you are talkin' with the Big Guy while you're in that hospital bed you're likely telling Him dirty jokes or outrageous stories. If good vibes is your thing, I will send you a ton of 'em. I'll bitch at you about not taking proper care of yourself another time. Say just after Christmas when you can bitch back. |
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05 Dec 05 - 07:22 PM (#1620759) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Kaleea Thanks, Kat for letting us know. OK, Spaw, listen up. You are a beacon of Music with a waiting audience! Listen to the Music within you and your body will feel better. Tap your toes to Music and the rest of you won't be far behind. You have Music to share! Hurry up, we're waiting. |
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05 Dec 05 - 07:25 PM (#1620761) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Bee-dubya-ell Spaw, you overly flatulent broke-dick mamalucca! Get the fuck well! Now, goddammit! |
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05 Dec 05 - 07:37 PM (#1620767) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: kendall Jacqui and I plan to head south in January. We will be visiting Bobert and it would be fun to meet you somehow. So, shape up! |
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05 Dec 05 - 07:44 PM (#1620771) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: artbrooks Get offa yer ass...we've been waiting for more Cletus and Pa stories! |
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05 Dec 05 - 07:52 PM (#1620778) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Ebbie Only in Maine and Alaska do we say we're going SOUTH to Ohio. *G* May Kendall and Jacqui find you, Old Spawner, not only in good spirits but in good health. You've jumped the scythe so many times it's become an unbreakable habit. DO NOT TRY to break it, OK? That is one good habit. That is one good habit. That is one good habit. That is one good habit. That is one good habit. Love Ebbie |
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05 Dec 05 - 08:00 PM (#1620780) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Alba Candles lit and nothing but very positive energy heading Spaw's way. Come on Spaw....you've taken the Elephant ride so we all know you can do this. Sending Love and Light to You and Karen and holding you in my thoughts. Kat ma Darlin thank you for keeping us in the "know"..xx Blessings and Love Jude |
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05 Dec 05 - 08:09 PM (#1620788) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Bill D cri-ma-nent-ly JAKE! That's about enuf of that, you old reprobate! You still owe us one trip to the Getaway to be properly inducted into the "been there, done that" crowd....and we won't appreciate it if you mess up our plans! (Gawd, I hope it wasn't the Marmite!) get over this, dammit! (and Karen gets an extra special hug for tolerating it all!) |
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05 Dec 05 - 08:14 PM (#1620792) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Sorcha I can't add anything.....just DO it, Pat....just do it. |
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05 Dec 05 - 08:16 PM (#1620795) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Jeri Much love from me. I joined Mudcat because one of Spaw's Adventures in Hospital-land, but I'd just as soon have him stay out. I look forward to him feeling better and coming back here to tell us all the intimate details of the latest medical procedures. Listen to Karen, Connie, Wayne, the nurses, the doctors, the Keeper of the Bedpan,... basically anybody that tells you to do anything, and HEAL! |
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05 Dec 05 - 08:18 PM (#1620796) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: SINSULL The Dancing Chicken will just have to wait. Can't imagine they would tolerate him in the ICU. Damn it, Spaw! Get yourself well and stay that way! Karen - I have candles lit for you tonight. Take care of yourself. Mary |
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05 Dec 05 - 08:19 PM (#1620797) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: wysiwyg Kat.... Kat. Thank you for letting us know. Be sure you are taking care of yourself. As for Spaw-- well, we've got his back. It's stinky back there, but we've got it. ~Susan |
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05 Dec 05 - 08:19 PM (#1620798) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: JennyO Nevermind the candles - you can have all the Christmas lights on my house, and I'll throw in all the others in the neighbourhood as well. Place is starting to light up every night now, and it's all for you, Spaw! You gotta get well. We need ya! Jenny |
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05 Dec 05 - 08:19 PM (#1620799) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Bobert Well, I was gonna just let this one pass bvut my couzin Rufus and his wife, Rether May, stopped by just long nuff to read this thread so Rufus would like to say somethin'.... Mistr Spaz you need to get good beecauz I god a storee ta tell ya that yo aint believd an seeinz dat my wife sayz that her is related to di Reg boyz I think that you jus mite well stck roun ta here et Rufus Ahhhh, Spawzer, hold the phone... Now Rther Mays gonna talk to ya... Hello, Mister Spaw. Don't pay one bit of attention to either my dumbass husband or his dumbass cousin, Bobert. These two old goats think they know everything in the world but between you and me, between the two of them, a box of animal crackers has more sense. And, please, don't believe anything that Rufus says. He drinks a lot. So does Bobert. Might of fact, Saturday nights for them two knuckleheads usaully means drinking up behind the Sweet Springs Store until they fall out on the ground! Yeah, you folks have probably been duped into thinking that Bobert has a brain. Believe me, he doesn't. And as for those stories he likes to tell about me weighing 400 pounds and driving around in a Chevette with the driver's seat moved to the back? That is pure foolishness on his part. I drive a very respectable '99 model Caprice. That jackass Rufus is the one with the Chevettes. Why I married that man is perhaps a question for the ages, Mister Spaw? Hey, I graduated in the top 10 at Mary Washington University in 1976 with a degreee in Psycholgy which has come very much in handy6 in dealing with both of the psycopaths. And as for being related to the Reg Boys? What a load of Bobert'sd imagination. He would love to be realeted to anyone whoes entire claim to fame revolved around flagilation or getting drunk. I'm real sorry to hear that you are feeling poorly but trust you will recover fully so you can kick the crap out of my husband and his dillusional cousin, Bobert. Retha (not Rether or Rethar or what ever else those two call me) Now Bobert has one more thing to say. Okay, Spawzer, don't pay no attention to that woman!!! Talk about dillusinal... She wrote the book... Hey, she was part right 'bout that upper ten at her college... Yeah, the way I heard it she was in the top ten in the ugly contest... (Bobert, Bobert, Bobert... That ain't true... She was a real looker back then... Still ain't half bad...) Nevermind that, Spawz... You just get yer butt well... Okay get everything attached to it well as well 'cause we ain't done yet... Sniff... Bobert |
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05 Dec 05 - 08:26 PM (#1620802) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: katlaughing Thanks, so much, folks. I've always teased him about being the evil twin of the two of us. I vow, here and now, to never, ever call him that, again.:-) It sure helps to share this and know Mudcat Love is working its magic. I know it will give Karen a lot of comfort, too. luvyakat |
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05 Dec 05 - 08:35 PM (#1620805) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: curmudgeon Y'r Most Royal Flatulance, You guided and advised me well when I went on the elephant ride. Now do remember and participate in thos e same admonitions as youe sent me, and keep in your heart that old Norse dictum, "Gnagede in gangbredde i son (sp?)" |
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05 Dec 05 - 08:35 PM (#1620806) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Kree-Gah!!! This is disturbin' news. I know this guy has been an icon around here for years and years. I was figurin' to get his help settin' up a home for retired chimps and other primates who can't get good housing in Chicago...the JWCFTTA (Johnny Weismuller Centre For Totally Trenchant Apes). Well, jeez, all of us primates here are gonna be beatin' the dum-dum nightly and holdin' prayer meetings for you, old pal. You are one human who almost makes it as an ape, and we hold you in high regard. Even Shatner ain't got your moxie, man. Only Kong is bigger than you. If you need grooming, I got a pal I can send over. Just let me know. |
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05 Dec 05 - 08:38 PM (#1620808) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: InOBU SPAW!!! In order to hold thee in the proper light, I am going to have beans for lunch tomorrow and light a match... seriously, dear dear fellow... thee is dearly in my heart and in our disorganized religious Quaker way, holding thee dearly in the light lor |
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05 Dec 05 - 08:38 PM (#1620809) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Charley Noble Spaw- We're pouring a jigger of Maine's best Cold River Vodka off the porch for you as a sacrifice to the Old Gods. May they help drag you back healthier in body, if not in mind, to our wonderful virtual world. Charley Noble |
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05 Dec 05 - 08:44 PM (#1620812) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Bobert Yo Kat, I remember when Claymore was sikly and there was a thread like this one and I ran it off on my printer and took it to him in the hospital... Now, Claymore and I had had a few squirishes before that vist but we've been friends since... I've even forgiven him for jumping from his hospital bed and tryin' to strangle me with his feeding tube... Jus funnin' 'bout that... Bobert |
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05 Dec 05 - 08:45 PM (#1620813) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: wysiwyg I'm giving thanks for the wondrous body Pat has, his amazing construction (natural and augmented), the inherent vitality that WILL NOT let him get down too far, the miraculous healing ability he has, his ability to think outside any box presented to him, and the healing power flowing through him and around him and for him. I'm giving thanks for the strength he has and has had, and for the strength he will be receiving in the days, hours, and minutes ahead. Mostly I am giving thanks that he is so well loved, and that he knows it. ~Susan |
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05 Dec 05 - 08:46 PM (#1620816) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: jaze Spaw, we've all missed your humor around here for a while. Please get well and come back and make us laugh! All the best to you and your family. James |
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05 Dec 05 - 08:57 PM (#1620820) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Hollowfox Wow,I just snuck onto the 'Cat before closing up here at work and...good thing I did. Well, you *know* that there's gonna be a #@$-reduction candle for you, Karen, and each of the boys, and a few for the critters (dogs, etc, your parasites are on their own, kid). They'll be fired up in about 20 minutes when I get home. Jeez, you haven't even met my kids yet! |
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05 Dec 05 - 09:25 PM (#1620832) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Seiri Omaar SPAW! SPAW! SPAW! SPAW! SPAW! SPAW! ... I'm gonna keep doing this 'til you come back, so hop to getting well! Cheers, Seiri. |
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05 Dec 05 - 09:41 PM (#1620842) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Azizi Being relatively new on Mudcat, I don't know Spaw as many of you do. But it is obvious that he is well loved. I pray for his speedy recovery. |
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05 Dec 05 - 09:50 PM (#1620847) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: annamill Good thoughts and lots of love 'spaw. Love, Annamill tsk! Now I'm going to worry. Please get well. |
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05 Dec 05 - 09:58 PM (#1620849) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: SINSULL HMMMM Does this mean that Cletus, Paw and the Reg Boys don't have a place to snuggle in on Christmas? Something else to worry about. Hope Tris and Michael are OK. This has to be stressful for them. Damn! |
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05 Dec 05 - 10:08 PM (#1620852) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: katlaughing Tris is loving it at Aunt Connie(comma)s and Michael is having a safe and comforting time at his best friend(comma)s. (For some reason when I hit my comma key I getthe Find box instead.) |
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05 Dec 05 - 10:08 PM (#1620853) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: GUEST,Cletus Pa jist bought a brand new pickup truck and he was comin to give you a ride. Well, it's really a 1971 Ford, but its you know, new to him. The motor's pritty good, too, and it don't make too much black smoke since he put the oatmeal in the crankcase. Now you're in the hospital and you can't take a ride. So Pa's gonna bring you some of his famous barbequed chicken and hog meat. The stuff he marynates in the stuff he makes in the henhouse, with cabbage. So you git ready since he'll have to sneak in. You know they won't let him in the door since the incident with the cigar and the rooster a couple years back, even though it wasn't his fault the M-80s went off before they was supposed to. So if yer up to it he'll help you sneak out and take a ride. He's put a piece of plywood over the holes in the floor and the front seat where the spring sticks up. |
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05 Dec 05 - 10:10 PM (#1620855) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Little Hawk You guys really ought to party with Shane some time and compare notes on living "the good life". |
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05 Dec 05 - 10:17 PM (#1620860) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Naemanson Gee, I haven't seen much of Spaw on the threads I've been following but that may not be unusual. Over time a person seems to vacillate between activity and lurking. I know I do. Still, whenever I think of the Mudcat Spaw is one of the people I think of. His presence was a big reason why I spoke up after lurking for a long time. And the concentrated effort to support him through his previous hospitalization was very impressive to me. So, Spaw, I hope you are doing better, I wish only the best news for Karen and the kids, and I hope you are being a good patient for the nurses (or is that expecting too much?). |
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05 Dec 05 - 10:33 PM (#1620865) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: GUEST,Jon Best wishes from Pip and myself. |
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05 Dec 05 - 10:45 PM (#1620868) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: M.Ted That's not the sound of flatulence that you've been hearing from Spaw for all these years, it's a bassoon reed--Now stop fooling around practice--it's the only way you can get better! |
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05 Dec 05 - 10:54 PM (#1620873) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Bert Come on y'ol fart. Get well soon. Love and kind thoughts from Bert & Tree. |
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05 Dec 05 - 11:20 PM (#1620885) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Tinker Just got in from DC after using my 18 year old daughter as a navagator... Spaw it was nearly worthy of Reg and the boys ...and then, the snow started falling just as we headed home tonite. Can't quite believe how the District deals with snow. More idjutts per mile than I've ever seen before. But hey we made a four hour trip in eight hours and found this news We'll keep some candles burning and send out all the good energy we can find. Blessings and Light Tinker |
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05 Dec 05 - 11:21 PM (#1620888) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: KathWestra Dear, dear Spaw, sending you love and light and my fervent hopes for a complete and speedy recovery. Please get better, buddy. Karen & kids, I'm thinking of you too. xo |
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05 Dec 05 - 11:23 PM (#1620890) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: GUEST,Jon Be nice, GG. I cant say I enjoy fart filled stuff either but I think spaw has a caring side. |
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05 Dec 05 - 11:23 PM (#1620891) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: GUEST,Amos Jaysus CHrisat, Spawser, when they said they'd pay ya for sitting around and doing nothing this is NOT what they had in mind. You get yer butt back in the computer chair or we'll send the Bedpan Washer from the NYCFTTS after ya, and back you'll come kicking and screaming, just like olden times. We're saving the Mrs. Robinson suite fer ya in case. You are well loved and we'd like your body operational a while longer, please, you broke-dick mammalucca! A |
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06 Dec 05 - 12:10 AM (#1620910) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Bert 'Be nice, GG' Uh Oh! did someone delete a message? |
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06 Dec 05 - 12:15 AM (#1620913) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: GUEST,Jon Yes Bert. Perhaps my reply should also go - I won't make a fuss if it does... |
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06 Dec 05 - 12:16 AM (#1620914) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Metchosin Get well Spaw!!!! I miss ya!!!!! Cheers Susan |
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06 Dec 05 - 12:42 AM (#1620919) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Seamus Kennedy Spaw, I'm gonna rip a major fart in your honor this very minute......wait for it.... BBRRRAAAPPPPPH! Dammit! I believe I've shit myself! Oh well, I better leave it to the acknowledged master. Get well, soon, Pat, and come back and cut a few. Seamus |
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06 Dec 05 - 12:46 AM (#1620921) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: KT Spaw, I've been missing your posts around here, as well! Heal well and swiftly, and grace us with your presence again. You've no idea how important you are to this place. And I second what BillD said. I want to meet you at next year's GETAWAY! KT |
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06 Dec 05 - 01:10 AM (#1620926) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: GUEST,Lyrical Lady It's been ages since I've visited this site and one of the reasons I check back every so often is to see if there is anything new from Pat! This is a upsetting turn of events. I remember very well the last time I was ill, Pat picked up the phone and called me here on Saltspring Is... just to check in with me. That phone call meant the world to me and I wish I could do the same right now...Pat!! I'm thinkin' of ya and sending every good positive thought I can muster your way!!! Please, get well soon! Barb, from Saltspring! |
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06 Dec 05 - 01:14 AM (#1620929) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: GUEST,Blake Madison Blake Madison, private investigator, stumbles into the bar looking like a cruel experiment to study the long term effects of alcohol and disappointment. "Usual, Blake?" says the bartender. "yeah, but make it two," replies Madison, the Pall Mall between his chapped lips bobbing, lurching, and dropping a two inch ash caterpillar on the bar, which Madison ignores, accidentally mashing it into the soiled elbow of a 16 year old trench coat purchased for him in New York's Chinatown by an ex-gal pal who fell for him before suddenly wising up and sobering up simultaneously. "Expectin' a friend, Blake?" Madison drains the tumbler of its precious 4 ounces of Four Roses and smacks his lips. "No. I'm drinking for two tonight, Max. Me and a wounded compadre, fellow seeker of truth, y'know." Madison downs the second drink, belching "set 'em up again for me 'n my pal." The bartender upends the quart bottle, which bubbles merrily in the subdued amber fluorescence of the back bar. "He a crimefighter?" says Max. "Nah. He's a bullshit fighter. Got a nose for it. Unfortunately, he's got a tricky ticker. Kinda like one of those old fashioned alarm clocks...every once in a while the alarm goes off, and he's got to go in and get it rewound. Somethin like that, anyway. If you ever met him, you'd remember him. Funny fucker, sees flatulence as a practical joke that pizza and beer like to play on us. Drives a big nasty looking stroked and bored Chevy. Got a weird thing for possums." "Possums?" "Yeah, possums. He likes Patrick Sky and Lenny Bruce, too." "Sounds like a complex guy." "Not really." Madison knocks back the last Four Roses, and wipes his mouth on his sleeve, transferring the smudged cigarette ash to his upper lip where it gives him the look of a rather seedy Clark Gable. "He sure can drink some whiskey though. Better set 'em up again. Bastard's liable to keep me here all night." |
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06 Dec 05 - 01:27 AM (#1620931) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: GUEST,Fossil in NZ Adding nothing at all to what's already been said - take the ride, Spaw, old chap - pay the dues, suck it all up - and get back out of that there hospital asap, man! We need you here... the trolls are circling! |
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06 Dec 05 - 02:07 AM (#1620940) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Joe Offer I dunno, Spaw. This health stuff is a concern. I hope you get better soon. It's not something I ordinarily do, but I thought I'd have a big, long, musical fart in your honor - but then I see that Seamus has already offered to do that, and he can do it far better than I. I know what I can do - I'll hold the match......Boom! But get well, hey? -Joe- |
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06 Dec 05 - 02:11 AM (#1620942) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Bert Hi jon, It's a shame someone deleted that message, Spaw would have got a kick out of reading a message from Mudcat's own "Spaw Wannabe". |
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06 Dec 05 - 02:52 AM (#1620955) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: suzi I dont know you spaw , but I tell also that you are well loved and missed here....so come on you are needed home for christmas where your wonderful family awaits you..... I will light a candle for you too....love and light suzi |
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06 Dec 05 - 04:37 AM (#1620987) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: alanabit Spaw, you get yer flatulent arse out of hospital mate. You are needed elsewhere. Like all other Mudcatters, I am looking forward to having back here. |
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06 Dec 05 - 04:55 AM (#1620990) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Morticia Dear Uncle Pat, sending all the (gentle) hugs and love I can to you, Karen, Michael and Tris........you've beaten much tougher odds than this, mate, I know you can do it again.We can't possibly do without you as well, even if it is only the very infrequent, smartass comment these days. |
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06 Dec 05 - 04:57 AM (#1620992) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Geoff the Duck Spaw - I first arrived at Mudcatland because somebody said it was about Folk Music and Song. You soon taught me what it is really about - people, fun and damn-fool stupidity. Get yourself well and get your backside out of there - I'm sure the nurses would appreciate some fresh air. I'm not lighting any candles - you could blow out a whole hospital wing.... Anyway - who would keep the inmates at the NYCFTTS entertained at Christmas. I can't hold a panto without you in the Royal Box! QUACK! Geoff. |
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06 Dec 05 - 04:57 AM (#1620993) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: mooman Hey Spaw man! You were my welcolmer here six or seven years ago and I hold you in great esteem. If you do not get yourself well and back here soon, I will have to take over the awarding of The Golden Shower Award (and I already have a nominee in mind). So to avoid trouble at t' mill, get well soon! Peace moo (or the moo or mooman or mcmoo as is your wont) |
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06 Dec 05 - 05:05 AM (#1620995) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: John MacKenzie There are two choices here Spaw. 1 You are the Mudcatter I want to meet most, so you have to get better so I can make that happen. 2 If the thought of my visiting is what is worrying you, then I promise not to visit. Whatever it takes my friend in Mudcat, either way I don't mind, just get better. Thinking of you and Karen and the boys. Slainthe Giok [When I was younger they used to have stainless steel bedpans, and boy did they resonate when you farted, these newfangled papier mache things nowadays are not so much fun.] |
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06 Dec 05 - 05:18 AM (#1621001) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Hrothgar I won't light a candle - I'm scared of an explosion. Get well soon, Spaw. Thanks for the news, kat. |
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06 Dec 05 - 05:19 AM (#1621002) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Gervase Bloody hell, man, just get that ticker sorted and out of the hospital pronto - they're full of sick people! Seriously, your serene flatulence, fight this bugger and beat it. This place is far too genteel and fragrant in your absence. |
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06 Dec 05 - 05:42 AM (#1621006) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: AllisonA(Animaterra) Jeez, Spaw, turn my back for one minute... But you know it's true- we're all rooting for you, in our own ways. Me, I'm sending light and love and healing thoughts and prayers to you and Karen and the boys. And to Wayne and Connie, true friends of the heart. We love you. Allison |
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06 Dec 05 - 05:47 AM (#1621008) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: gnu Thoughts and prayers. |
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06 Dec 05 - 06:34 AM (#1621023) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: saulgoldie I'm sending you my best positive energy, Spaw. See you back here SOON! |
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06 Dec 05 - 06:38 AM (#1621029) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: katlaughing Bert, this time I really don't think Pat would have seen any humour in the posting which was deleted, nor would Karen, who will be printing this out and taking it to him, at some point. I give thanks that our beloved Spaw is healed quickly and is in comfort. I give thanks for this, or something better, for the highest good of all concerned. Thanks, everyone, kat |
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06 Dec 05 - 07:14 AM (#1621039) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Sandra in Sydney I've also been missing your posts, so Get Well Soon, You'll feel Better (to quote my favourite get-well card) sandra would ya believe the Goooooogle ad below! Natural Stress Therapy. Dr Antonia Ruhl's Amazon Fertility Program helps women get pregnant did I miss something in this thread? |
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06 Dec 05 - 07:24 AM (#1621041) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Fibula Mattock Spaw, as the person who makes me spit coffee over my keyboard the most I REALLY think you ought to hurry up and get your flatulent arse out of that hospital bed. Thinking of you, and crossing my fingers. (I'd cross my legs as well but it'd go against a life time of habit.) Get better soon, and much love to Karen and the boys too. All the best. |
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06 Dec 05 - 07:33 AM (#1621046) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Partridge I'm sending angels with gasmasks...............I'm sure you will be up and about soon. Take care Pat, love Pat x |
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06 Dec 05 - 07:36 AM (#1621050) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Micca Spaw, anything I might say would be well short of what I think, so Get yer ass off the bed ya malingering ol'coot and get back to the best medicine there is for making you feel better, Karen and the boys!! we are all thinking of you and pulling with you (No, Not your extended finger, you evil old scrote)I was sayng to Khatt the other night that I was hoping for another Reg boys Christmas story, but I will wait happily until you are well again, candles lit aand I am breathing with you mate, Micca and CatsPHiddle |
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06 Dec 05 - 08:22 AM (#1621066) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Big Mick You people need to relax. Have you all forgotten that Spaw is a Senior and founding member of Lane, Patterson, Fielding and Swan, Layabouts at Large and for hire????? We recently got a big contract and it was his turn to take this one. And it is a beaut!! He's got folks doing everything for him. This is why he is what all the rest of you layabout wannabe's should aspire to. Go get 'em Spaw, but remember not to break a sweat. But ........ we do have a lot of laying about coming up, so I need you to finish this one and get yer arse back to the orifice ..... errrr, office. Seamus, who you trying to kid?????? You could shit at a screen door and not touch a wire. You are in the same league as Spawzer is all day. I love ya, buddy. Please get well soon. I am praying every day for a quick recovery. All the best, Mick |
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06 Dec 05 - 08:24 AM (#1621070) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Janie Pat, You gotta feel all the good energy, light, prayers, and methane gas that all here on Mudcat are sending up and out. Please, please, please get well and go home for Christmas, then come back here with your stories. Karen, You and your boys are included in all of this. Take care of yourselves. (((((((((((((((hugs)))))))))))))) to all. Janie |
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06 Dec 05 - 08:26 AM (#1621073) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Ella who is Sooze Hey Spaw, May your bunions be throbbing soon and you are hopping around with the joys of spring again soon. We miss your flatulant ways, it's because of you I admitted to a male pal that I'd never seen a fart lit before, and he obliged... Funniest thing I've ever seen, and the most bizarre thing I've ever had a dinner guest do after the dinner was over. Was better than after dinner mints for finalising the meal, and more spectacular than Blackpool lights on a dark evening. May you be back online soon and I hope your family get to see you at home for Christmas. Lots of shift your arse thoughts and hurry up and get better. But seriously, take it easy, recover soon. Ella who is Sooze really... |
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06 Dec 05 - 08:41 AM (#1621085) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: MMario Not much I can add; - Karen - if you need any of us to come out and whup him upside the head - I'll be first in line...I know the way to the house and I'm sure I can get directions to the hospital. Keeping you all in my thoughts and prayers - including Wayne and Connie - who are high on my list of shining examples of what a friend should be. and 'Spaw? Dammit - get better or I'm sending the boys the drum set I picked up at last summer. |
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06 Dec 05 - 08:43 AM (#1621086) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: jacqui.c Spaw, get your arse out of that bed and into the Mudcat Recovery Ward or I'll get my friend Nurse Ratched to pay you a visit and you really don't want to meet that lady. I'm searching the UK for a really good musical toy to bring, as my offering to a master, in January so you'd better be well enough by then to survive a visit from the Morses! |
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06 Dec 05 - 09:25 AM (#1621106) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Rapparee I do think that it would behoove you to remove yourself from hospital care and return to your home, whatever it is. There is only so much that you can do in a hospital before they fill you full of simethecone and plug up what Nature intended to float free. Some years ago a friend of mine was in a similar situation. He, too, expressed himself loudly, odoriferously, and often. They pumped him full of simethecone (an invention of the devil!) and he couldn't release the pressure. It kept building up and up, but there was no release possible. Finally it came, but not in the usual manner. It came, well, orally. The force of it blasted him through the head of the bed and out the window, propelling him a full three blocks and into the swimming pool of one Prudence Symington-Worth, sole daughter and heir of the Symington-Worths (of Grossbeck, Ohio). She was entertaining the Mayor, the Chief of Police, and the cultural affairs attache from the Mongolian Republic when he landed. The force of the landing broke the hold of the simethecone on his intestinal track, and the bubbles that arose from the swimming pool were ignited by the Mayor's cigar. Reports of UFOs poured into Wright-Patterson AFB, obscure (and stinky) explosions reverberated overhead, and the pool was emptied of water. There was a happy ending, in that Pru-Poo (as he calls her) was so impressed that she fell immediately in love with him, they were married, and have lived (so far) happily ever after. So get out of there. You're already married. |
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06 Dec 05 - 09:31 AM (#1621113) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Roger the Skiffler 'Spaw, stop doing this to us!! I think you better go into the Founder's Wing at the NYCFTTS for a full R & R. Hang in there old buddy and get well soon. Love to the family. RtS (former bedpan supremo NYCFTTS) |
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06 Dec 05 - 10:15 AM (#1621157) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Den Spaw, get well soon and remember to keep your pecker up. On second thought probably the wrong choice of words where Spaw is concerned. |
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06 Dec 05 - 10:22 AM (#1621173) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Peace Yeah. Three days in the hospital and he took a turn for the nurse. |
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06 Dec 05 - 10:46 AM (#1621197) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Wolfgang Get well again. Wolfgang |
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06 Dec 05 - 10:48 AM (#1621199) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: kendall Seamus, by the time you reach my age, you will have gained much wisdom. However, there is one piece of wisdom that I will share with you now..."Don't ever trust a fart." |
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06 Dec 05 - 11:24 AM (#1621228) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Allan C. I have consulted my set of Catspaw Scatology Cards and have found indications of many more years of craziness for our dear 'Spaw. 'Nuff said. Get on with it, buddy! |
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06 Dec 05 - 12:19 PM (#1621269) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Flash Company Speaking as a relative newcomer, this is terrible news. My Sister-in-law went through this in 2003, 15 weeks in Intensive Care. She came through it and celebrated her 80th Birthday yesterday! Hang in there, Spaw, we're all with you! FC |
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06 Dec 05 - 01:00 PM (#1621293) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: ranger1 'Spaw, you have to get well soon. I haven't met enough Mudcat icons yet for them to be dying off! |
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06 Dec 05 - 01:20 PM (#1621302) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Wesley S Spaw - Here are your choices : 1 - Get well soon or else we will find a team of Mudcatters to come to your hospital room to sing Neil Young's "The Needle and the Damage Done" over and over and over and over and over until you rise up out of your bed fully recovered. 2 - Or we'll all chip in to send Shambles a plane ticket to fly over there to explain the fine points of censorship on the Mudcat over and over and over and over and over until you rise up out of your bed fully recovered. Don't make me come up there. In the meantime my thoughts and prayers are with you and your loved ones for a speedy recovery. |
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06 Dec 05 - 01:39 PM (#1621316) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Roger in Baltimore Spaw, You have been doing way too much of this! It's time to quit all this foolin' around and layin' about and get yourself out of the hospital. Time to get you life back to normal. Oops, excuse me, I'm sure life has never been normal for you. Just get back to being the unique person you are: missing half a brain, full of bad air, making up incredulous stories, and generally mucking about. I, too, have been missing you on the threads and I, too, would love to have you show up at the next Getaway. I have no desire to meet you at your funeral, so get well. Big RiB |
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06 Dec 05 - 02:11 PM (#1621349) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: SINSULL The Little Pissant and the Golden Shower Award - I had almost forgotten. HMMMM Take care of yourself or you'll receive one when you least expect it. But since you'll be laid up for a while, I am putting together some tapes and videos to amuse you. Of course I will include Songcatcher and A Mighty Wind. But I am having a hell of time finding a copy of Dainty Davey: The Collection - that unforgetable ditty as sung by everyone from Kate Smith to Seamus Kennedy. I'll keep trying. Meantime, tune into South Park. All the flatulance you could possibly need and then some. Last night's episode has the town citizens bursting into flames in an attempt to save the ozone layer by suppressing their natural emissions. It will do until you can fill us in on the latest adventures of Paw, Cletus, and the Reg Boys. Did I hear that they got a dog? SINS |
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06 Dec 05 - 02:12 PM (#1621350) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: jaze I know how to get him going again. We could mention Neil Young's new cd or......God forbid.......SONGCATCHER!!! |
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06 Dec 05 - 02:52 PM (#1621383) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Rapparee Threaten to bury them with him if he dies on us. Or cremate them with him if that's the case. Either he gets well or spends eternity with them. I know which I'D chose! |
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06 Dec 05 - 03:16 PM (#1621397) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: katlaughing Funnily enough, Tris LOVES A Mighty Wind and watches it frequently. Karen told me he is also entranced with bluegrass music. Susan, that's one of the most beautiful Thanks Givings I've read. Thanks. kat |
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06 Dec 05 - 03:29 PM (#1621413) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Seamus Kennedy Spaw, don't you think that Kendall, Big Mick, Joe Offer, Sinsull, myself et al are merely little baby bloops in the world of real farting. You sir, are the maestro. I thought it was Le Petomaine - the magnificent French farter of stage, screen and wax disc of the 19th century - until I heard about an accident (similar to mine above) which almost ruined his career. Apparently, after a lavish introduction by the M.C. he came on stage from the wings, dropped trou, and bent over to favor the audience with his famous rendition of La Marseillaise Flatulente, when, instead of the first notes of the melody, a gurgle and splash were heard followed by a semi-solid plop on the floor. Abashed, Le Petomaine turned to the audience and said, "Pardonnez-moi! I was just clearing my throat!" I know this would never happen to Maestro Spaw - my hero!! Seamus |
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06 Dec 05 - 03:37 PM (#1621421) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Rapparee A duet CD in the offing, perhaps? |
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06 Dec 05 - 03:57 PM (#1621434) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: katlaughing Ya know y'all, I think any breaking of wind might be a real pain in the arse, at the moment, if ya know what I mean. I know there are good thoughts going out, but maybe it would be nice for Karen to read a few more of them to kinda even out the fun stuff? Just a thought, no offence intended. Thanks, kat |
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06 Dec 05 - 04:14 PM (#1621441) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Joybell Spaw, Sending thoughts from us too. Please get well. Cheers, Joy |
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06 Dec 05 - 04:42 PM (#1621457) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Joybell À la votre, Joie Beifall, Freude Acclamazioni, Gioia Cheers, Alegria Aclamaciones, Alegria Cheers, Joy |
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06 Dec 05 - 04:48 PM (#1621462) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: JudyB Spaw - Good thoughts headed in your direction! JudyB |
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06 Dec 05 - 05:30 PM (#1621484) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: georgeward All of this loggorhea about flatulence is enough to make a fella ponder the merits of virtual friendship....which is sorta where Mudcat has gotten us to, over time. So, virtual friend, take in all the light that this digital miasma can't really obscure and let it heal ya. I'm adding mine. - George |
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06 Dec 05 - 05:59 PM (#1621506) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Mrs Cobble Hey Spaw .....get well and get out'er there.... Big hugs for you and Karen MrsC and Cobble |
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06 Dec 05 - 06:08 PM (#1621512) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: GUEST,khandu Spaw, I love you, Bro! You are in my heart, thoughts & prayers. I know nothing more to say. So here's to ya, my Friend, the Jimi Hendrix of the Analtrumpet. Ken |
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06 Dec 05 - 06:33 PM (#1621529) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Liz the Squeak (((( Hugs )))) Take care all of you. LTS |
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06 Dec 05 - 06:56 PM (#1621544) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: GUEST,Bardford Good thoughts for a smooth recovery headed your way from hoserland, Spaw. Kat, thanks for the updates. |
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06 Dec 05 - 08:31 PM (#1621588) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Dave Swan I have PLENTY of smart ass things to say and more than a few Lane Fielding Patterson & Swan memos to forward. For now, though, all the best wishes for a speedy recovery. Get better and have fun doing it. With much love to you, Karen and the boys. Dave & Pam |
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06 Dec 05 - 08:41 PM (#1621592) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: robomatic Spaw, May you break nothing but wind And may you get your second (wind). Robo |
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06 Dec 05 - 09:29 PM (#1621618) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: CarolC We'll be thinking about you, Karen and the boys, Spaw. When I asked Rob (JtS) if he had anything for me to pass Carol and Rob |
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06 Dec 05 - 09:55 PM (#1621630) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: George Papavgeris Hang in there, Spaw, and give 'em hell while you're at it. |
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06 Dec 05 - 09:57 PM (#1621631) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Little Hawk Hey, Pat, I sure hope you are on the mend. People are worried out there. Your name is a household word, you know. Was kind of wondering why you had not been on the Cat much, I thought maybe you just got tired of it. Anyway, sending some good thoughts your way. |
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06 Dec 05 - 09:58 PM (#1621632) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Little Hawk It's the 102nd post. And in a thread that has certainly touched the hearts of many, I don't want to strike a discordant note, so I hasten to say that this post is not a joke. No, this is a serious post, expressing my deep concern on behalf of a man who can only be described as...a great man. I am speaking of Pat Patterson, aka "Spaw", a veritable icon on this forum that has been so kind to me. Now it's true that we have had our differences. Pat has said some uncharitable things about me in the past, but none of that matters now. After all, "it's an ill wind that blows no one good", to quote an old phrase. All is forgiven and forgotten in times of trouble. I am prepared to abandon my busy schedule and make an emergency visit to Pat to cheer him up. In fact, I'm eager to do it. I'm longing to. Just say the word. Get better soon, pal! We need you. - "Bill" |
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06 Dec 05 - 10:00 PM (#1621634) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Little Hawk explanation: Bill Shatner asked me to post that previous message for him. He says his cookie has been blocked or something... Odd. |
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06 Dec 05 - 10:35 PM (#1621645) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: GUEST,Art Thieme Isn't Ulster in Ireland???????????? What the hell are three o' those doing in your stomach? No matter, Glousterizing 'em ought to get 'em out of there. It's about time you had a real gut check anyway! As I told you in the e-mail, GET WELL QUICK!!!! We need your semanticizing around here; even if you're anti-semantic!! We love ya, guy! Art |
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06 Dec 05 - 11:04 PM (#1621661) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Ebbie A couple of years ago in some thread Spaw made some most nasty jab at me to the effect that in a moment I would wax lyrical about the crack in my floor. So I wrote this for him: Ode to the Crack in my Floor "Oh there's a wide jar in my door Although I'm in the frozen nawth And a great crack in my floor- And that's where I hide ol' Spawth Ol' Spawth was tired of it all Said his life was such a bore He begged me away back last fall "Plug me in the crack in your floor" The crack in my floor, it is wide It is long and deep, it is old A perfect place for Spawth to hide Amongst my flakes of solid gold I'll dig up Ol' Spawth, crack the clay Come spring with my shovel and more I'll stand him up, send him away Admire again the crack in the floor." Winter will be over before you know it, Spaw. Get out of there. |
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07 Dec 05 - 02:34 AM (#1621715) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: open mike Cletus and Pa are trying to rustle up some christmas tree business but they need a little help from ol' Spaw to pick the corner to set up shop on. They also could use some assistance to hang the light bulbs around the fence, so's the people can all see the trees. and they are having a heck of a time getting that blow up reindeer to stay standing on teh roof of the shed. Can't you just give them some advice? the reindeer just doesn't draw a crowd when he is fallen over like that... please hurry back and help! |
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07 Dec 05 - 03:36 AM (#1621729) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: C-flat You've certainly been missed around here of late and I sincerely hope that you're on your feet soon and feeling well again. Mudcat needs its' distinctive voices and yours is one of them, it's what gives this place character and without them we're just a bunch of boring old farts who occassionally get into a pissing contest with each other. Who wants to read that?! You've always lent a bit of class to the forum and have single-handedly taken virtual farting to entirely new, and previously unimagined levels, sending imposters running for cover, so get well soon Pat and let's here more from you!! C-flat. |
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07 Dec 05 - 02:27 PM (#1622091) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: GUEST We have never met in person, Spaw- but as you are a fellow Kentuckian I feel we're bound to be to some degree cousins! Here's hoping that your health improves rapidly, and that we'll soon be reading your postings again. Joy and blessings to you and yours, Jean |
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07 Dec 05 - 02:47 PM (#1622106) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: gnu "... as you are a fellow Kentuckian I feel we're bound to be to some degree cousins!" - Jean, 07 Dec 05 - 02:27 PM I've heard that. Still sending thoughts and prayers, buddy. g |
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07 Dec 05 - 03:22 PM (#1622130) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Ebbie Any *new* news, kat? |
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07 Dec 05 - 04:54 PM (#1622183) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Bert OK Katmeluv, Thats' fine. |
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07 Dec 05 - 05:10 PM (#1622190) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: katlaughing Nothing more, Ebbie, at the moment, except that I know he is still in ICU. I've left a message for Connie and Wayne to please clal or send an email. Will post as soon as I hear more. Bertdarlin'...thanks. I hope I didn't sound too grumpy; I've never liked all of the scatological stuff, but as you know I've always *cleaned up the litter box after Spaw* (in the Tavern etc.), so I guess I am used to it, most times. This time I'm a bit rattled and it just hit me wrong. Please folks, keep sending good thoughts, laughs, and love and/or light as is your custom. luvyakat |
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07 Dec 05 - 05:22 PM (#1622198) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Ebbie When I first entered the Mudcat Forum, Spaw was the first member to attain a clear definition in my mind. There was a certain aroma, shall we say, about him that made him stand out. (Just outside the door, that is.) I'm sure that he has reformed. LOL |
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07 Dec 05 - 05:51 PM (#1622217) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Little Hawk I find it particularly...moving...that William Shatner has seen fit to post on this thread, and to offer to visit in person at Spaw's bedside! Few mortals have been granted such an honor, and even fewer mortals of the male gender. Mr Shatner had attempted to post here earlier but was blocked from doing so by...some anomaly...or...by deliberate conspiracy on the part of someone...I'm not sure which. It smells bad to me. Anyway, he sent the text to me and I posted it for him. He signed off as "Bill", an indication that he is embracing Spaw as a brother. This is particularly striking to me, given their past differences. Hey, Pat, I'm pulling for you and so is Big Bill. With any luck, he WILL stop in and chat with you for a bit. Keepa you fingers crossed. Seriously, man, I hope you are managing okay. People can't help but make all the usual stupid jokes, given your self-created history as official buffoon of the forum (in between the serious posts), but they do care. No doubt about it. |
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07 Dec 05 - 05:57 PM (#1622224) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Stilly River Sage Sorry to get to this thread so late! It would be a real shame if he was all better and out of the hospital before I could wish Spaw well! Hey, Spaw, if they're not giving you enough to eat there to get up a high wind, I can send my dawgs to hang out with you. One of 'em is pretty stinky this afternoon. Can't tell which, they're always together. But with this cold weather, we notice it more. Might help you feel right at home. Like Jacqui says, get yourself down to the Mudcat Recovery Ward, adjacent to the Mudcat Tavern. It has been a little quiet in there of late, but if you move in, lots of folks will climb through that hall coat closet from the tavern to the ward to see you. Ah, I see Nurse Ratched is aware that you may be visiting. She just stuck a stainless steel bedpan in the freezer. . . Get back here soon, healthy and happy! SRS |
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07 Dec 05 - 07:32 PM (#1622296) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: SINSULL Candles and Christmas lights are on again for you tonight, old man. Enjoy them. SINS |
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07 Dec 05 - 08:06 PM (#1622317) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: wysiwyg Kat, a small request (and no you did not sound crabby)--- it would be a HUGE help if your "update" posts were in bright red, to make them easier to spot in the ocean of good wishes. ~Susan |
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07 Dec 05 - 09:14 PM (#1622364) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Stewie Get well soon, Spaw. --Stewie. |
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07 Dec 05 - 10:48 PM (#1622405) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Mooh Hang in there Spaw, we're pullin' for you! Peace and prayers, Mooh. |
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08 Dec 05 - 02:51 AM (#1622505) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: katlaughing Thanks, Susan. I will do so, as soon as I hear something. |
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08 Dec 05 - 08:33 AM (#1622643) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: InOBU HEY SPAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is almost itme for the night before Mudcat Christmas... Get well, we need someone to make the beans!!!!!!!!!!!!! From the Spaw 125th Birthday Committee - now planning the festivities... Keep on ticking... lor |
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08 Dec 05 - 08:45 AM (#1622654) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: JohnInKansas
[BIG (S)paw print here.] Excuse the amateur effort, but what what I mean is we need the critter that makes those tracks 'round here. John |
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08 Dec 05 - 09:21 AM (#1622688) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Ella who is Sooze awwww that's lovely John... I'm impressed anyway... thought rays coming over from Wales, they may be covered in Leeks, M'untains, and sheep doo dah as they skip over the hills but they're coming anyway.... .........;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;::::::::::::::>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (thought rays)! |
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08 Dec 05 - 10:42 AM (#1622766) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: jeffp Get The Hell Well!! Hospitals are no fun at any time, let alone the holidays. All the best, Jeff |
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08 Dec 05 - 11:18 AM (#1622798) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Little Hawk They certainly are not, but...if you get a bedside visit from William Shatner it almost makes it worthwhile. |
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08 Dec 05 - 12:15 PM (#1622859) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Escamillo Kat, Karen, please tell Mr. Spaw that his friend at this far place of the globe is sending him the best thoughts for a prompt recovery. A big and warm hug for Spaw and family. Un abrazo, Andrés |
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08 Dec 05 - 12:33 PM (#1622878) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: KathWestra Continuing good wishes coming to you from Maine. You're in my heart, all of you. Hoping that Kat's next update brings good news (and thanks, Kat, for keeping us posted). Love, Kathy |
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08 Dec 05 - 01:55 PM (#1622966) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: katlaughing UPDATEThanks, everyone. Just talked to Karen. Not much new to report. She sounded very tired, she's doing too much, imo, BUT she is holding it together. She asked me to tell you all "Thanks, so much" and sends her love. They were going to do another scope, today, because he was still having tarry stools, but just as she left this morning, they said the doctor had cancelled it. She doesn't know why, but his blood levels have been okay and he hasn't had any "movements" in the past day or so, so she thinks maybe they called it off to see if they've finally gotten the ulcers under control He is still intubated and sedated, partly because of the intubation. When he was not sedated because the medicine in the bag was leaking out, instead of going in his I.V., he was lucid enough to write Karen a note which said, "It hurts, take it out." No blood problem since they found the ulcers, except as noted above. His temperature is normal and Karen said his legs look the best she's seen them in years, probably because he has had them elevated all of the time! He is still doing better on the BiPap, instead of O2, but they are putting him on CPap at night without supplemental O2, through the vent and his O2 sat rate stays good. Karen apologised that she didn't have any new news! She is back at work, nights; then goes to Connie's to take Tris to school, then home to take care of the critters and sleep (not enough!), then gathers the boys after school to do a few things with them, then takes them back to Connie's and Michael's friend's house and off to the hospital to see Pat before she goes to work. Fortunately, her work is in a building next to where he is; she said it's only about twenty paces from her lab to him and the ICU nurses are great. That's it folks. I asked Karen if she was worrying overmuch. She said, no, she's been here before and knows it does no good. I am proud of her and love them both so very much. Thanks for your continued support. If anyone would like to send cards for when he is able to be aware, please PM me for the addy. luvyakat |
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08 Dec 05 - 02:13 PM (#1622984) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Janie Thanks for keeping us posted, Kat. What a good friend you are indeed. Still pulling hard for the 'Spaw family. Janie |
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08 Dec 05 - 02:21 PM (#1622995) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: MMario virtual hugs being sent - with a box of not so virtual ones about to be posted. karen - watch the mailbox! |
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08 Dec 05 - 02:32 PM (#1623002) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Donuel No matter what ailes ya may farts never fail ya These new "scopy" pics docs are takin nowadays look like the start of the movie Alien where they first walk into the alien craft. I get to swallow a camera pill next week. Somethin to do with being allergic to myself. |
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08 Dec 05 - 02:47 PM (#1623014) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: wysiwyg Karen, Of course you are doing too much-- it's the only safe place to channel the worry and the best way you know how to stay strong. I pray that soon, a safe day will come so you can fall apart a little bit. Till then, just keep moving; keep putting one foot down at a time, and know that we are all pulling with you. Be confident that dear Pat can rest on the cloud of our caring as long as he needs to, for him to rebuild his strength. That same cloud of caring will support you and the boys, too, as you keep walking strong; there's an endless source of strength that will keep holding all of you up as long as you need for it to be there. I know Pat's body is working as hard as it can to get better, while the sedation keeps him down far enough to let go and to let his body take charge of its own healing. I'm sorry he woke up enough to know that something hurt. How relieved his healing-mechanisms must be, that the constant re-making of blood for blood lost, is over! Now they're already busy doing the delicate and hard work that will bring him home. ~Susan |
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08 Dec 05 - 03:14 PM (#1623042) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: GUEST Hey you ol' fart, Wishing you a fast recovery and fresh oxygen for your roommates! Get well soon Pat, Rustic |
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08 Dec 05 - 03:45 PM (#1623060) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Pistachio Hugs across the miles, H. |
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08 Dec 05 - 03:58 PM (#1623077) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: MMario Karen apologised that she didn't have any new news! One of the reasons this family is so easy to |
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08 Dec 05 - 04:31 PM (#1623106) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: gnu kat... thanks for the update. Bless you. You said, "... Karen said his legs look the best she's seen them in years..." No matter the reason, this is a very positive sign. That's my story and I am clinging to it. Spaw, buddy... We need your guiding hand. Fight the good fight. Again, thoughts and prayers. g |
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08 Dec 05 - 04:35 PM (#1623111) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: katlaughing UPDATEKaren just called. Shortly after we talked, the hospital called at Spaw's behest, to tell her he is OFF THE VENT!!! Keep it up, folks!! This is GOOD news and every bit helps!! luvyakat |
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08 Dec 05 - 04:43 PM (#1623114) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: katlaughing UPDATE, cont. Oops, I thought I'd gotten this in before the previous update went through: right after the hospital called, the garage called to let Karen know it cost $300 to get her old-300,000 miles-car winter-ready! Bit of a shock that one as Spaw and Wayne had done some of the work and bought the parts themselves. At least she will be safe going to and from work, etc. Thanks, folks! kat |
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08 Dec 05 - 04:45 PM (#1623117) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Stilly River Sage Thanks, Kat! |
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08 Dec 05 - 05:08 PM (#1623128) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: gnu Off the vent! See. I told you that things were turning positive! C'mon SPAW!!!! Give er some!!!! |
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08 Dec 05 - 05:22 PM (#1623138) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: GUEST,Boab I think you musta read Bee-dubya-ell's posting Spaw! A real "meant" one--and may I second it! |
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08 Dec 05 - 05:28 PM (#1623144) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Jeri I've missed you around Mudcat, as you haven't posted much the last couple of years. Spaw, you're the reason I'm here. I visited Mudcat during another one of your medical adventures and hung around. I love your wit and your sensitivity, and the unique way you have of looking at things. Please behave yourself and get well. There are people here who love you and miss you. There are people here who hear your name and wonder just who you are, but we don't care about them, do we? Then there are probably folks who can't stand you. Come back so you can drive those bastards nuts. Love to Spaw and Family, Jeri |
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08 Dec 05 - 05:33 PM (#1623147) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Dave Swan Once again Jeri takes the words out of my mouth, rearranges them and makes them sound better. What she said, pal. And more..... D |
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08 Dec 05 - 05:43 PM (#1623159) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: kytrad (Jean Ritchie) gnu- thanks for noticing that my posting was from, Guest. Didn't find out until today that my cookie was missing. Spaw and Karen- Glad to get the better news...and you know your fan club and all rooting for you. Joy and blessings, Jean |
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08 Dec 05 - 06:30 PM (#1623189) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Peace Good news. Thanks for posting it. |
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08 Dec 05 - 07:21 PM (#1623241) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: AllisonA(Animaterra) Thanks, kat-me-luv. Still sending beams of light and love..... |
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08 Dec 05 - 11:06 PM (#1623372) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: SunnySister Dear Spaw and family, While I'm new here to Mudcat, I couldn't have ignored the presence and then the missing presence of you, Spaw. Please gather your strength, gather the strength and caring we are all sending you and know that you are loved and missed. Come back to healthy side instead of the sick. You have so, so much to live for. Sending my very best healing and caring thoughts to you all and to Spaw's medical team. --- SunnySister OXOX |
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09 Dec 05 - 12:05 AM (#1623403) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Justa Picker Geezuz if you needed strings, why didn't you just say so? No need for drama. :-) You are the possum's heart of this place. Now get your ass back here. :-) |
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09 Dec 05 - 02:42 AM (#1623441) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: suzi Great news ....still praying for you spaw, and your family too. x |
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09 Dec 05 - 08:59 AM (#1623484) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: MMario It's not the heart of the possum that 'Spaw represents - but considering his relationship with Cleigh, the sentiment is the same. Was hoping Karen had a good car - or at least a well-winterized one as I sat listening to weather reports last night. |
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09 Dec 05 - 01:33 PM (#1623716) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: DougR Get well, my friend. DougR |
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09 Dec 05 - 02:49 PM (#1623786) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: katlaughing I am going to print this out and send it on, late today. Your well-wishes, jokes, etc. mean a lot to both Pat and Karen. Thanks a bunch, folks. At least, this time, when he laughs all over himself, he won't hurt from an incision! And, I am sure thnking up good reh-par-taze will keep him occupied. MMario, I was glad her car is winterised, too, and, it is a good old car. Since Spaw used to have his own shop, it's been well-maintained, plus she has a cellphone, thank goodness. I will also send along a printout of InOBU's thread. luvyakat |
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09 Dec 05 - 03:05 PM (#1623795) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: gnu kat's gonna print this thread out and send it later today? Okay.... kat... snip this post and put it on top. SPAW!!! There was a relay post through LH on this thread from Bill Shatner. HE MAY COME TO VISIT YOU!!! Get well immediately and flee!!!! That oughta do it. More thoughts and prayers, buddy. |
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10 Dec 05 - 09:12 AM (#1624330) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: GUEST,Homeless I ain't been around in a while, and today check in by chance only to find this. I never know quite what to say in a situation of this nature, and usually make due with just standing over the bed and looking at the person. Karen, maybe you take in one my my photos to take my place watching over the bed. I think about y'all every time someone wants to bring a Weiner-meaner (sp?)(*g*) into the studio, or when I see a train. Yesterday on my way home from work, I got caught by the same train 3 different times. I should have guessed that something was up. Know that I'm holding you all in my heart and thoughts. And Sheila seconds that. Homeless. |
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10 Dec 05 - 09:28 AM (#1624336) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: GUEST,William Shatner I engaged in a bit of serious meditation and concentration over the last 2 days, placing all my thoughts upon a picture of your friend and mine, Pat Patterson, aka "Spaw", and projecting massive healing visualizations into his auric field. I have found this to be quite efficacious. My feeling is that he is going to make a speedy recovery. If not, I am still willing to make the ultimate gesture and visit personally at his bedside...even if it means cancelling my barbecue. Keep me informed. I stand ready, aye ready, on the bridge...as it were...ready to take action at a moment's notice. Your friend and captain, William Shatner |
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10 Dec 05 - 01:32 PM (#1624466) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Donuel Spaw suffered for his art. Internal explosions are nothing to sneeze at. Stay away from open flames for awhile Spaw. |
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10 Dec 05 - 03:13 PM (#1624534) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: open mike hoping today brings good news and improved health for you, Pat. |
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10 Dec 05 - 08:52 PM (#1624718) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Guy Wolff Im slow to find this .. Im so sorry for all this hard work Pat and Karen . I know Pat is tough as nails but enough is enough here.. Get out of there as soon as you can and know I'll be thinking on you every day till you do ! As always<><><>< All The Best and more ! Guy |
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10 Dec 05 - 11:39 PM (#1624785) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: GUEST,Lyrical Lady Pat...just to let you know...I do home care for a dear little old lady who had exactly what has been described here! She's 87 and she has pulled thru just fine...you're gonna make it buddy! Still sending west coast winds your way..filled with every good positive thought! Barb (from Saltspring) |
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11 Dec 05 - 05:23 AM (#1624835) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Liz the Squeak Hope all is going well, take care mate, we want more stories about Tris! LTS XXX |
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11 Dec 05 - 07:15 AM (#1624874) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: GUEST,Peter T. Get well, mon ami. yours, Peter T. |
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11 Dec 05 - 10:54 AM (#1624982) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: GUEST,Pete Peterson from Pete Peterson to Pat Patterson. . . sorry I saw this thread so late! by now, I hope the worst is over! hurry up & get well. Please. PETE |
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11 Dec 05 - 02:49 PM (#1625118) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: katlaughing UPDATESpaw is BETTER!! His doc said all that was going bad is going in the right direction now! No vent, no naso-gastric tubes; he is eating solid food and hungry! He told Karen to tell everyone to come by and visit, which Michael and Tristan got to do, yesterday. He is still in ICU only because it's the best place for him IF the ulcers causing anymore problems. Karen spent ALL of yesterday sleeping and resting. I am so proud of her! She is cleaning up the house, in little bits, then resting, then cleaning. Tristan comes over from his neighbour-friend's house every once in awhile and takes bags of trash out for her; Michael helps in between playing Runescape online (part of the reason Spaw is more scarce...the boy has discovered the internet!) Karen is going to talk to Connie about taking her laptop up to Spaw, so maybe there will be a sighting here in a day or two. Karen wanted me to tell you all THANKS, send lots of LOVE, and she really appreciates everything, as does Spaw. She received a *mysterious* package from West Chester, PA (Mudcat Central?) which had a beautiful shawl in it. She was really pleased as her coat doesn't fit well AND the blower in her car's heater is out so she will use it to put over her legs on the way to work. It's okay, she said it's been out for 2-3 years and she is used to it (damn thing is expensive!), but she is REALLY pleased about the shawl and how toasty warm it is. I know of a couple of different ones which were going out to her, but not from PA, so not sure which of you special *Santas* did this one. Thanks a bunch, though, to you all!! More when I hear it! luvyakatgivingthanks |
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11 Dec 05 - 02:53 PM (#1625122) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Peace YAHOO. |
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11 Dec 05 - 03:31 PM (#1625143) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: GUEST,leeneia I am happy to hear that he got better even though I did not send him a fart joke of my own. Congratulations, Spaw. |
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11 Dec 05 - 03:59 PM (#1625151) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: open mike great to hear that the situation is improving!! |
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11 Dec 05 - 04:04 PM (#1625153) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Peace Some light reading for you, Pat. |
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11 Dec 05 - 04:16 PM (#1625154) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Peace I do realize of course that posting that link for you is a bit like sending coal to Newcastle. BUT, on the off chance that there's something there even slightly new to you . . . . |
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11 Dec 05 - 04:50 PM (#1625164) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: jacqui.c It's so good to hear that. Home for Christmas then! |
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11 Dec 05 - 04:51 PM (#1625165) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: KT Spaw, do you have any idea how many people are smiling with a warmed heart at kat's most recent update on your condition? It's a wonder! Think on that, Spaw, and know that you're loved by folks you've never met who live in far reaches of the world. Keep mending, and we'll be rejoicing when you're well and posting again! Thanks, katdarlin' for knowing we care and keeping us posted! KT |
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11 Dec 05 - 05:11 PM (#1625180) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: GUEST,Wesley S That's great news. Thanks Kat. |
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11 Dec 05 - 06:23 PM (#1625213) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Morticia fan-bloody-tastic........ |
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11 Dec 05 - 07:54 PM (#1625270) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: JennyO Lately this has been one of the first threads I check when I come to the computer. I am one of the many that has never met you, but I feel like I have. That's excellent news! I like to think that in some small way, all the love coming from Mudcatters helped - it's pretty powerful stuff! This is pretty powerful stuff too - and it's just for you! |
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11 Dec 05 - 08:02 PM (#1625274) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Ebbie eeeeewwwwwww. JennyO, for pete's sake. |
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11 Dec 05 - 08:22 PM (#1625299) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: gnu I only fired up the puter to check this thread and I am glad I did. Excellent news. Keep scrappin Spaw!!! We're all behind you... well, with you. |
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11 Dec 05 - 08:38 PM (#1625318) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Tinker Thanks Kat !!! And thanks to all the medical staff for gettting all the various and sundry parts back into a semblance of working order again. Some folks require a bit more art than science and I'm really glad that Spaw seems to have found a crew that does both really well. Hugs all around.... Tinker |
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11 Dec 05 - 08:49 PM (#1625329) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: AllisonA(Animaterra) WONDERFUL NEWS!! |
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11 Dec 05 - 09:34 PM (#1625351) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Metchosin WOW!!! Great news! |
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11 Dec 05 - 10:37 PM (#1625379) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Little Hawk Great news indeed! Thanks to the miracles of modern medicine...and the magic of Shatner...Spaw appears well on the road to recovery. Thank god. I may yet find a home for that danged "Big Mouth Billy Bass" thing that's collecting dust in the garage...can't seem to sell it even at the yard sales. And it still works too. |
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12 Dec 05 - 04:46 AM (#1625461) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Sandra in Sydney thanks Kat for keeping us up to date with all the news, especially now it's good news. sandra |
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12 Dec 05 - 05:28 AM (#1625483) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Geoff the Duck QUACK!!!! what more can I say.... Geoff. |
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12 Dec 05 - 07:33 AM (#1625514) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Flash Company Glad to hear this, when I had my own bleeding ulcer back in 1967, they wouldn't let me near solid food for about a month. And that was over Christmas too. The sooner he is out the better, as my doc once said, 'Keep away from Hospitals as much as you can, they're full of sick people!' FC |
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12 Dec 05 - 07:36 AM (#1625515) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: KathWestra Keep it up Spaw. Sending love to you all, and breathing a very deep sigh of relief on a Monday morning. Love to you, too, Kat. Thanks for keeping us all connected. Kathy |
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12 Dec 05 - 08:42 AM (#1625554) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Guy Wolff I am so glad I came up for a look in at this at the begining of my day .Karen resting <><>>><> Spaw hungry ><<>><. and big thanks to KAT for teling us !!! All the best , Guy |
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12 Dec 05 - 08:56 AM (#1625562) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Ella who is Sooze Great stuff.... seems positive thinking works... E.W.I.S |
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12 Dec 05 - 08:57 AM (#1625564) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Big Mick Hey ........ Spawzer ........ You are really milking this one, guy ...... we do have other accounts here at LFPS, layabouts at large and for hire. We are coming up on our busy season here. There are many folks that don't have time for laying about, so's we have to pace ourselves. Time for you to move on out of that place. I know its a sweet gig, but have a little respect for the other Senior partners. And just remember folks. If your life is out of control, and every minute of the day is filled up. If you have a refrigerator full of beer and snacks, Buffalo Wings waiting to be eaten, and a couch or an easy chair just crying out for someone to use, but you just can't find the time, give a call to Lane, Patterson, Fielding and Swan, Layabouts at Large and for hire. We have reasonable rates, and are extremely competent at doing nothing at all. Our standard package covers eating your snacks, yelling at you to get us a beer and sleeping and snoring loudly with a TV set in the background blaring out your favorite football game/sporting events. No figure skating or ice dancing, please. While our prices are all inclusive, there are a couple of optional services that can be added for a fee. If you would like flatulence included, we need a days notice in order to "power up the pumps". There is no extra charge for belching loudly and scratching ourselves. We are your full service layabouts. Accept no imitations. Get better, pal. I love ya and have you foursquare in the prayers. Mick Senior/Founding partner LFPS |
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12 Dec 05 - 03:23 PM (#1625803) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: katlaughing Dear Mr. Lane, Founding Partner, Is your service complimentary for other Founding Members (imagine finding those dangly bits after all of those years!) and, does it provide Lap Service for those of Other Species? I ask on behalf of Mr. Patterson's landlord and lady, Mr. & Mrs. Why MoreOnHer, as they are in some distress at having to layabout, themselves, without benefit of Mr. P's cushioned largesse and warmth. He has been qute good about them draping their 80 pounds and more across his Lap; actually lapping up the attention and they do so love to give him baths. It really helps tremendously with the wafting odors which seem to hang like a miasma of gaseous clouds whereever he is. They eagerly await, in quite dignity, your pending Sincerely Yours, Cat Agoneia (if Mr. P doesn't return soon! They are squishing me and I DON't like my fur getting slobbered on!) |
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12 Dec 05 - 04:51 PM (#1625883) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Hollowfox what a fine piece of news to brighten up my Monday! I still have a buncha high quality purebred @#$!-reduction candles going for the bunch of you. Now get better so I can visit you, hug you, and dope- slap you for cheating on your hard-won reputation as a layabout. Only hard-working people get ulcers and cellulitis! Now park that bum, elevate those legs, and relax, dammit! ... oh, you're doing that, eh?... well, relax harder and faster, you need to get out of there before you run out of people to torment. I've been corrupting folk all over the place, making them visit the Warther Museum, and I need you to corrupt me with yet more vices. Love, Mary |
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13 Dec 05 - 10:14 AM (#1626352) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: InOBU Glad to hear you are improving, and like the Balding E-Gal, soon may be off the endangered list ( I have even heard she is growing hair again...). As you know, some of us are begining to agitate for a bill in Congress, or presidential thingamagoogin, to get you deserved protection as an indespensagooble natural ( un-natural ) resourse. The ad hopped, committee for the preservacation of Spaw has been meeting, drinking, vomiting, and occationally thinking, and has thunked that a small demonstration may help to get the bill passed, something along the lines of a small town powered for a short time by Spawgas ( registered trademark ) a moon shot, or a night time light show. But, all this can wait, until you are feeling better and the committee regains conciousness long enough to drink itself back into some degree of wisdom. The Balding E-Gal has been agitating for you as well... So I close with, Save the Welsh, Don't waste the virgins in the forrests, and Protect and preserve our American Spaw. ummmm... oh, right, lor |
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13 Dec 05 - 10:45 AM (#1626369) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: katlaughing UPDATEKaren just called me. He has been moved out of ICU!!!! Feeling quite perky and full of himself. They are going to keep him at least another week and a half to keep an eye on the ulcers. Will do another scope next week to see how they are doing. I will be calling Himself, later today and report more, direct from the Horse's Oh, Happy Day!!! It's working, again, folks. Keep it up, please!! luvyakat |
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13 Dec 05 - 12:20 PM (#1626434) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Janie If my monster sister follows through with her threat to get my kid a battery-powered fart machine for Christmas, can I send the kid, the sister and the machine to Ohio for a New Years Celebration? Great news!!! Keep on a healin'. Janie |
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13 Dec 05 - 01:02 PM (#1626480) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: katlaughing UPDATEJust spoke with Spaw himself. He sounded pretty good, a little weak and fatigued, but he said he'd been napping a bit when I called. His voice grew stronger as we spoke. He said he'll probably be in there at least another two weeks, so may have to have Christmas a little later. The biggest concern is he is not on any anti-coagulents while they get the ulcers healed, so there is a risk of blood clots. Next week, they will take a look at the ulcer they injected and discuss options then. It seems to be doing okay, now, but there is a possibility of surgery to repair it. His doc said he wasn't a good candidate for surgery, but Spaw reminded her he has never been so and it's basically a crap shoot, either way. He wants to feel better, either way and accepts the risks of surgery, if need be, because he does NOT want to continue as it was the past couple of weeks. On the whole, he said things are going as well as they can and we'll just have to see. He is elated to be off the bedpan! He is breathing better, etc. I will talk with him, again, in a few days. I told him Alba said he was getting to old to be a "mahout" to get off the darn elephant and the rest of you have been lighting @*&%$ reduction candles, sending good thoughts, cracking wise and wishing him well. He's thankful and I even got a soft giggle out of him. luvyakatinitforthelonghaul |
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13 Dec 05 - 01:06 PM (#1626486) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: JudyB Great news - thanks for the update, Kat, and congratulations on your graduation from ICU, Spaw! JudyB & Charley Noble |
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13 Dec 05 - 01:21 PM (#1626506) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Wesley S Spaw on a bedpan....now that's a picture I can't get out of my head. Words fail me. |
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13 Dec 05 - 01:41 PM (#1626518) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: John MacKenzie Sheer bloody magic Spaw, I am so pleased to hear your good news. On the ulcer front, a friend who has suffered from them for years was cured by taking massive doses of antibiotics, as per her doctor's instructions. They seem to think that most ulcers are bacterialogical in origin and can be treated this way. Anway the sooner you get back on solids the sooner you can stoke up a bit of pressure in the nether regions. GO SPAW!! Giok |
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13 Dec 05 - 01:42 PM (#1626520) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Bill D hey! Good news, and you see, 'spaw, what can happen when there's no Marmite on the menu! Fer Pete's (or Pat's) sake, take it easy and pay attention to a LEAST half of what they tell you! (and I'm SO glad to hear Karen is getting some rest and relief....and warm knees! *grin*) |
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13 Dec 05 - 10:42 PM (#1626928) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: GUEST,Bert Way to go y'ol fart. It'll be a slippery elm food Christmas for ya this year. |
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13 Dec 05 - 10:47 PM (#1626929) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: bobad Spaw on a bed pan - reverberations felt far and wide. Don't let the helicobacter Pylori get you down boy. |
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14 Dec 05 - 06:22 AM (#1627033) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: gnu Thought I'd check this thread before I put on my wind pants and parka and boots to fetch the newspaper. Good news indeed! Even a giggle... great to hear. Keep up the good work, Spaw. Now, off to chew some wind-driven snow. |
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14 Dec 05 - 06:26 AM (#1627037) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: John MacKenzie That's 200 times we've told you to get better, now do it!!! Giok |
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14 Dec 05 - 01:34 PM (#1627304) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: InOBU Good GOD! Don't give him beans when he is on the bed pan, there will be a whole spate of UFO sightings... some guy riding a silver disk accross the sky trailing blue fire.... keep laughing spaw, lor |
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14 Dec 05 - 02:06 PM (#1627324) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: GUEST Keep healing, Spaw, we keep virtually at your side. A big hug from the hot Buenos Aires Un abrazo, Andrés |
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14 Dec 05 - 02:42 PM (#1627353) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Steve-o Holy smoke- it's a Mudcat Who's Who on this thread. Ya think maybe this Spaw guy is loved? ThanksKat for all the running updates, and keep the "better today" stuff coming! Keep on keepin' on, Spaw!! |
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14 Dec 05 - 02:57 PM (#1627364) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: gnu Loved? Yes. Admired. Treasured. Respected. Revered. Honoured. Regarded. Venerated. Even liked. Just... stand upwind. No need to be silly about it. |
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14 Dec 05 - 04:14 PM (#1627413) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: GUEST,A Well, that is good enough for me. Spaw, get well soon for this varied assortment of people who seem to like you a lot. |
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14 Dec 05 - 06:03 PM (#1627482) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: GUEST Not been on the 'Cat for a few days so just found this thread. Glad to see the old b****** is pulling through, hang in there you old sod! |
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14 Dec 05 - 08:33 PM (#1627623) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: black walnut Hey, Spaw. It's me, 'Nut (as Mr. Fielding liked to call me). I'm not surprised Kat could get a giggle out of you...she's definitely one of those healing loving types. Thank goodness we've got a few of those angel types around here, eh? Big hugs from Canada! ~b.w. (debbie) |
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15 Dec 05 - 09:58 AM (#1627774) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: YorkshireYankee Just saw this thread for the 1st time today... I'm lucky in that I've been spared the suspense and the worry of the other folks, but regret not having been able to "contribute" my 2 cents' worth of encouragement a bit earlier. We haven't "met", but I've enjoyed reading your (sporadic) posts and am delighted that the news (and you, of course) are both much better! |
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15 Dec 05 - 11:39 AM (#1627890) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Raptor KEEP GETTING BETTER SPAW! Raptor |
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15 Dec 05 - 11:43 AM (#1627896) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: rumanci I'll echo all these good wishes flooding your way too Keep on keeping on Miss you here 'Spaw rum |
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15 Dec 05 - 05:41 PM (#1628256) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: GUEST,Inobu at Genie's office Itsh thaaaa hhooooofffffiiish party spthaw. Wot an opppertunnnitety to shay sthomthin stupid an annomimouslyyy (hee dozent knw hits meee... Gennniieee we are on yer comupuuuttrrr ) so... ahhhhh lets see.... ummmm ah heck, I can't think of anything anominous to say... so, cheers Spaw... anominously thine, Lor and Genie... get well, ya snook. |
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15 Dec 05 - 08:32 PM (#1628380) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Hollowfox You just rest up today, Darlin', and have Karen and the kids and everybody stay home for a while. If the freezing rain/winter storm messiness is half as bad at your house as it is at mine, you don't want to go outside - even if the alternative is staying in a hospital! seriously, I'm not looking forward to driving home in this tonight. And I'd rather not have Karen risk putting herself in the hospital by going out in this. Take care, and I think I'll just start up another fresh candle when I get home. Love, Mary |
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15 Dec 05 - 09:03 PM (#1628407) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: katlaughing GLAD TIDINGS!Karen just called. They are talking about releasing Spaw from hospital in a matter of days! Then she said he told her to ask me to call because his curiousity was up. Karen received another special package in the mail, today, plus some other wonderful, thoughtful cards, letters, etc. I will let him tell more when he is home and able. So...I called him. We talked for over an hour and it is the best I have heard him sound in a year or more. It was just wonderful. We both kept remarking on how good it was to talk...I think it was partly because we both had plenty of breath with which to speak!**bg** He knows he neglected some warning signs and this time is making some important changes as he figures he's used up close to all of those nine lives we "cats" get.:-) He is keeping his oxygen sat rates up just fine, without extra oxygen, the ulcers look good; he is "eating like a horse" and feels great. The only thing left is for them to start him on coumadin, again, to prevent blood clots, then send him home. So, he can rightly sing, "I'll be home for Christmas!" Hollowfox, you'll be glad to know Karen took the day off, kept the boys at home and is getting some good rest and having fun fixing dinner. True Confession: I didn't get this printed off and sent to him, partly because it grew so fast, it would've been scads of pages. I don't feel too badly now that I know he will be home soon and is eager to read it himself. Oh, Happy Day! Thanks ya'll, luvyalat |
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15 Dec 05 - 09:07 PM (#1628410) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: GUEST,the Royal Forkers We, the Royal Forkers of Mississippi, feel indebted to Mr. Spaw for his part in giving us a neat-o job working on Pa and Cleetuses bar b que pit back when our Royal When we heard that Mr. Spaw was feeling poorly and suffering greatly, we, The Royal Forkers of Mississippi, gather many stones, bricks and what-not together and put our brains, hearts and backs to work and erected him a grand obelisk that looks like a mighty schlong. The good folks of our good state have traveled & traversed far and near to see the erection and all stand amazed and bewildered at the site. The ladies often swoon in rapture as they read the inscription below the erection which features the world famous poem, written by Mr. Spaw, which we now include in its entirety below: ODE TO MY PHALLUS O Phallus, my phallus, why art thou so teeny? T'would be a Prize, if ye were even half the size Of an Oscar Meyer weinie. O phallus my phallus, why art thou so teeny They taught me much, they taught me well To mine own self be true To do my own thing Alas, my own thing is much too little to do O Phallus my phallus why art thou so wee T'would give me much pleasure if thou wouldst only measure At least two inches, or three O Phallus, my Phallus Why art thou so wee I saw her there, so beautiful and fair I was filled with desire To stoke her lust into a bright flame, Into a raging fire. Sweet words, wine ,and poetry Music so soft, Surely that would do the trick She giggled and tittered Then she guffawed "I've not even seen a candle with such a small wick!" Have I angered the ancients, those powerful gods Who created this kit'n'kaboodle That they should give others such wonderful rods And leave me with this pitiful noodle. O Phallus, my Phallus Why art thou so damned short! The End We love you, Brother! The Royal Forkers of Mississippi |
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16 Dec 05 - 06:47 AM (#1628624) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: gnu Glad ain't the half of it!!! GREAT news!!! Eating like a horse, eh? Nah... too easy. |
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16 Dec 05 - 06:57 AM (#1628634) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: mooman Dear Kat, Excellent news... the best in ages! ...and farting like one too no doubt! Peace moo |
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16 Dec 05 - 09:20 AM (#1628701) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: MMario *grin* NOW it will be a Merry Christmas indeed! |
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16 Dec 05 - 09:21 AM (#1628703) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Rapparee "Eating like a horse." Does that mean his condition is stable??? |
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16 Dec 05 - 10:12 AM (#1628750) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: KathWestra Wonderful, happy, fabulous news! Now Pat be good, for heaven's sake. We need you around here, and so do Karen and the kids. xo Kathy |
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16 Dec 05 - 10:30 AM (#1628777) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Partridge Great news, have a wonderful christmas love Pat x |
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16 Dec 05 - 01:59 PM (#1628928) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: jeffp Fantastic news!!!!! Take good care of yourself, Spaw. Your family needs you! We do too! |
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16 Dec 05 - 02:13 PM (#1628934) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: open mike Lay in a supply of alfalfa! and oats, of course, if he is eating like a horse! |
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16 Dec 05 - 02:24 PM (#1628944) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Bill D Everyone's breathing a BIG sigh of relief around here. Now...about them New Year's resolutions to eat right, take yer meds, and POST a little bit each week when things settle down......then we'll work on that long-delayed trip to the Getaway! |
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16 Dec 05 - 09:39 PM (#1629206) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: GUEST,Guy Wolff on safari Could not be better news all the way around.. Merry Chrismas Ho Ho Ho . All the best , guy |
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17 Dec 05 - 08:27 AM (#1629397) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: InOBU Ummmm, well.. ummmm Kat... I have been thinking about the title of this thread... One more time for Spaw... WHAT are we going to do the next time? Not that there SHOULD be a next time, but, ummmm, well, I don't mind poking fun at Spaw ( and praying for him a little as well... ) no matter how many times he gets sick ( don't make a habbit of it... mind you... ) so, I think I will revive the Save The Spaw thread for a little while as well... lor |
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17 Dec 05 - 03:59 PM (#1629616) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: black walnut Whoo hoo! So glad you're keeping us up to date, Kat. Thank you so very much. ~b.w. |
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18 Dec 05 - 05:40 PM (#1630201) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: katlaughing You are welcome, bw and all. Larry, that sounds good! UPDATEJust spoke with Himself. WOW! He sounds better than he has in a couple of years. His pulse ox is running at 96 with no extra O2, during activity and all! (Didja hear that El Swanno?!) All of the docs, but his primary care physician, have signed off on him and is free to go as soon as they do one more scope which will be tomorrow, sometime. He will NOT go home, on his insistence, until they start him on the coumadin, at least for a couple of days. His goal is to be home at least a day or two before Christmas. He feels great! Thanks so much for all of your help, Mudcatters! luvakat |
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18 Dec 05 - 06:10 PM (#1630213) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: GUEST,Dave'sWife at work on a sunday So glad to hear Spaw is doing better. Of course, this is this first I heard he was unwell - I've had trouble signing onto mudcat for weeks. Sending some love your way Spaw! |
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18 Dec 05 - 06:42 PM (#1630229) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: wysiwyg !!!!!!!!!!!! ~S~ |
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19 Dec 05 - 03:58 AM (#1630386) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Liz the Squeak Wonderful news!! Someone pass on to Spaw that Mrs Morse has a special present for him... we saw it on Saturday and just could not resist it..... it's "special" and basically shouted at us to buy it for him. Take care of everyone, we want pictures of Spaw and family reunited for Christmas! LTS |
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19 Dec 05 - 04:20 AM (#1630388) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: John MacKenzie Every day in every way, keep getting better and better. All this talk of horses worries me! Giok |
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19 Dec 05 - 06:49 AM (#1630414) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: gnu Excellent!!! |
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19 Dec 05 - 08:31 AM (#1630471) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: KathWestra I like these happy Monday morning updates on our guy. Be good, Spaw, and have a wonderful Christmas with your family. What a gift to you all! Kathy |
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19 Dec 05 - 08:37 AM (#1630474) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: MMario I ran into this interesting item saturday - and immedietly thought of 'spaw. A singing dancing chicken - and the shutoff switch is in the neck. when you shut it off, the eyes bulge, the tongue sticks out, the limbs flail about and the chicken gags, chockes, and shuts down. Music, entertainment and anger management all in one item! |
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19 Dec 05 - 04:55 PM (#1630759) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: KathWestra Ooooh, Mario. I can think of SEVERAL people who need one of those. Where does this creature live? How much does he (she?) cost? Just the mere thought of owning one oughta make Spaw feel more like himself! |
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19 Dec 05 - 04:59 PM (#1630765) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Rapparee Oh frabjous day!!! |
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19 Dec 05 - 05:47 PM (#1630805) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: SINSULL Home for Christmas? That is great news. A gift from Mrs. Morse? Ah well. Poor Spaw. I have seen that gleam when she spies the perfect horror to inflict on some poor unsuspecting...by the way, need a new clock or a moose head? SINS |
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19 Dec 05 - 07:51 PM (#1630855) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: jaze That's great news, Kat. Hang in there , Spaw! |
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19 Dec 05 - 08:36 PM (#1630878) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: katlaughing UPDATE - Sorta:-)Well, they don't know the results of the scan, officially, but the word amongst the nurses is the ulcers are healing well. Karen and he both think his doc will probably want to wait a couple more days before starting the rat poison (coumadin) so, he may still be there for Christmas. They both sounded upbeat about it and said they'd just bring Christmas to the hospital. Pat's bored and frustrated that he can't be home to do some shopping online, so I told him "Santa" had already done some, not to worry. (You know who you are!) Anywho, that's the news for today. I will probably call him again on Wednesday and post what's what, then. Thanks, again, folks. You are all really special and incredible friends. luvyakat |
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20 Dec 05 - 08:27 AM (#1631207) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Janie I may have found the perfect gift for 'Spaw for Christmas. Should enliven the atmosphere in the hospital room considerably. Janie |
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20 Dec 05 - 08:39 AM (#1631217) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: gnu Thanks again, kat. Bored and frustrated? Understandable, but, hey Spaw... you of all people should not get yer knickers in a twist. Merry Ho Ho!!! |
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20 Dec 05 - 08:52 AM (#1631222) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: MMario the word amongst the nurses is the ulcers are healing well - while I am sure this is true - my first thought was "of coirurse they would say that - it's the only way they'll get rid of him" - which of course is an unworthy thought and I ap[ologize to all his nurses. |
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20 Dec 05 - 09:43 AM (#1631258) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Fibula Mattock Damn good Christmas news. For us AND for the hospital staff!! |
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20 Dec 05 - 10:14 AM (#1631285) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: SINSULL Complaining, the first sign of recovery. Let me know when he is well enough for me to ream his ass out for not taking proper care of himself! What is it with men and illness? They whine like babies over a case of the sniffles and ignore chest pain, exhaustion, and all signs of serious problems until it's high drama time. Damn! Spaw get your ass in here. I need a word. st. mARY OF THE cAPSLOCK WHO LOVES YOU. |
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20 Dec 05 - 10:20 AM (#1631293) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: MMario oh sure! blame us for something that is genetically coded into our 'Y' chromosome!Dang - the 'Anger Management 101 Chokeing chicken' is sold out all the places I can find it online... |
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21 Dec 05 - 09:31 AM (#1632110) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: KathWestra Well, Mario, Janie's suggestion above is a great substitute. I laughed out loud just imagining what this recording must sound like... |
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21 Dec 05 - 10:57 AM (#1632172) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Charley Noble Take it slow, Spaw, but take it! Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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22 Dec 05 - 12:13 AM (#1632647) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Seamus Kennedy Merry Christmas, Spaw, Karen, and everyone. Seamus |
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22 Dec 05 - 04:35 PM (#1633246) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Guy Wolff Im with Seamus . Merry Christmas Karen & Pat where ever you are for it !!! All the best , guy |
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23 Dec 05 - 04:14 PM (#1634062) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: catspaw49 To say the nine lives are about used up is understatement as is saying that I have some great friends in this strange place. Saying thank you isn't enough yet it's the best I can offer and I can assure you it comes from deep in my heart. This one was far too near a thing. I was actually between the rock and hard place in the most real of ways and it wasn't looking good. Many thanks to all of you for your thoughts and prayers and for all you did for Karen. Someday soon I'll tell you about her from a standpoint I have rarely described her before. She was warmed by this place once again and we both thank all of you for so much that words aren't really sufficient. I'm home and feeling great, breathing better than I have in probably the past three or four years. I'm feeling pretty strong but it's amazing how quickly you lose all stamina after being intubated. One Doc said it takes 3-4 weeks rehab for every day past one that you're on a vent. Strong as I feel right now I was amazed at how quickly I ran down after getting home. But believe me, I am taking it easy and doing it right as I think I've gone to the "More Luck than Good Sense" bag once too often already. But enough of this serious sounding crappola.......I have a few good stories which I'll post over the next few weeks including a wonderful piece of irony that Paw and Cletus fans will enjoy. Once again, our thanks and our own best wishes back to you all. Have some great holidays and enjoy the company of friends and family. Spaw |
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23 Dec 05 - 04:17 PM (#1634067) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Peace Bach atcha, Pat. Have a wonderful Christmas. |
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23 Dec 05 - 04:17 PM (#1634068) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: katlaughing YIPPEE!!And I was just getting ready to post an update! Take easy, darling and give Karen a hug from all of us, as well as yourself and the boys. Talk with you in a day or two. luvyabuckets...kat |
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23 Dec 05 - 04:17 PM (#1634069) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Peace Or Mozart if you prefer. |
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23 Dec 05 - 04:21 PM (#1634072) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: CarolC Happy Birthday, Spaw. |
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23 Dec 05 - 04:26 PM (#1634076) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: wysiwyg Pat, the best, BEST thing you can do to aid your recovery in all ways is this-- use the new energy for resting. Use it to focus your attention on hearing the ticking of the parts, the feel of blood moving where it should, the relaxed gratefulness of wellbeing.... just get comfy and use the new energy to notice all that, for as long as you can (and then sleep and start over again). If you do this, combined with people piling on to be close and relax with you, you will heal so much more quickly and deeply. Bless you all, ~Susan |
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23 Dec 05 - 04:32 PM (#1634082) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Bill D just a BIG *grin* here.......take it VERY easy, Pat |
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23 Dec 05 - 04:52 PM (#1634094) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Bert Way to go man. Love and Merry X from Tree & Bert |
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23 Dec 05 - 05:37 PM (#1634113) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: gnu "But enough of this serious sounding crappola...". Damn! That's the best sounding crappola I have heard in a long time!!!! Just don't light the birthday cake candles until you get downwind, eh? Happy birthday. Merry Ho Ho. All the best to Karen and the young uns. And.... many, many, many more. g |
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23 Dec 05 - 05:58 PM (#1634128) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Bobert Don't listen to theswe folks who tell ya' to take it easy, Spawzer...Invite the Rog boys over fir a night of dinkin' an' feudin'... Heck, gotta get back up on that horse, mah man... Awww', jus funnin'... Wait 'til morning on the horse... Bobert |
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23 Dec 05 - 06:12 PM (#1634136) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: GUEST,Wesley S It's great to see you posting again Spaw. Now just take it easy and enjoy the family. |
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23 Dec 05 - 08:32 PM (#1634257) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Charley Noble Nice! Yes, we'd all like to hear the inside scoop on your hospitalization. I bet the nurses and the interns have a few special stories that they're passing around as well! Have a peaceful weekend. Charley Noble |
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23 Dec 05 - 10:11 PM (#1634310) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Janie Wow! I've chills just from seeing you able to post! Blessings, peace and joy to you, Karen and all who love you! Janie |
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23 Dec 05 - 11:06 PM (#1634330) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Susan A-R So glad you are safe and sound for now. I have to get my sorry self out to Ohio to meet you in person some day. Hard to believe I have been in suspense, in tears, laughing till my stomach hurt, and been made seriously thoughtful by someone I've never laid eyes on. Love you Spaw, and glad that all's well. Take care, and keep the flame going. Susan |
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24 Dec 05 - 12:00 AM (#1634339) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: wysiwyg Spaw, CLICK HERE for an apparent mis-located post today that was addressed to you.... it details what the world's been up to in your absence-- quite a half-assed effort, apparently. I know you can do better, when you recover. :~) ~Susan |
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24 Dec 05 - 04:09 AM (#1634379) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Hrothgar Keep on battling, spaw. |
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24 Dec 05 - 06:40 AM (#1634419) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Sandra in Sydney what a great christmas pressy for you, your family & the Mudcat family - you're home & posting! sandra |
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24 Dec 05 - 07:40 AM (#1634436) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: jacqui.c This is such good news. I actually found two good gifts for you when out with Liz. She really is such a GOOD influence (from my point of view that is). Not sure that you will say the same but....... Happy Christmas to you all. |
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24 Dec 05 - 07:47 AM (#1634438) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: GUEST,jOhn Get well soon. |
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24 Dec 05 - 12:15 PM (#1634570) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: SINSULL Another Christmas gift - Spaw is back. I am all weepy, dammit! Love, SINS |
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24 Dec 05 - 01:06 PM (#1634600) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Stilly River Sage Wonderful to see you back, Spaw! Have a great holiday with the family and I look forward to the next Cletus and Paw story. SRS |
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24 Dec 05 - 02:07 PM (#1634626) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: alanabit Welcome back. Hope it's a great Christmas for you and your family. |
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24 Dec 05 - 02:27 PM (#1634647) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Troll Hang in there 'Spaw. 5 o'clock's commin'. troll |
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24 Dec 05 - 02:52 PM (#1634663) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: InOBU Hey Spawzer! Great to hear... ah see ya back... howboutan old cautionary tale... this one will ... never mind, my mum had a gaucoma op last week, her doctor told her to take it easy, then to drive home the point, told her about a fellow who was fully blind for ten years, he brought back the guys sight and told him, no heavy lifting... well, the fellow was so happy to see again, he went to the market and bought two cases of beer, leaned over and lifted them, and went permanently blind... SO TAKE IT EASY OLD BOY... there is plenty of time for badness in the new year!!!! :) you made my Christmas, kiddo, getting up on your pegs... lor |
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24 Dec 05 - 05:16 PM (#1634758) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: mooman Good to see you back Pat! Very best wishes to yourself and Karen and the family for the happiest of Christmases. All the vey best, moo |
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24 Dec 05 - 08:40 PM (#1634870) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Guy Wolff HO HO HO !!! MERRY CHRISTMAS !! Im so glad : Im glad ;Im glad, Im glad <><><><> |
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24 Dec 05 - 08:57 PM (#1634879) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: GUEST,SunnySister Just checked in and what do I find?? I wonderful Christmas present! Couldn't have gotten a better one than knowing you are out and feeling better, Spaw. You don't know me, as I'm new here- that doesn't mean my thoughts haven't been with you and your family. Take very good care of yourself- you are loved very, very much out here as I hope you can see. --= SunnySister |
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24 Dec 05 - 09:12 PM (#1634887) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Dave Swan Very glad you're home and feel well enough to hit the keyboard. Lots of work for you is backed up at LFPS, and you were elected to several committees in your absence. A very Merry Christmas to you, Karen, the boys and the critters at Castle Patterson. Cheers, D&P |
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26 Dec 05 - 11:37 AM (#1634921) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Stilly River Sage refresh-- Spaw promised us a story. I hope it comes soon! |
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26 Dec 05 - 11:51 AM (#1634939) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: SINSULL Enjoying the jelly beans, Spaw? |
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26 Dec 05 - 01:07 PM (#1634998) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: John MacKenzie Spaw I thought I'd done well for presents this year, now I found out that I've done even better than I thought I had. What wonderful news, you look after yourself, and get your strength back, 'cos when we do meet there's going to be some serious breeze being shot. Great news mate. Giok |
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26 Dec 05 - 01:52 PM (#1635035) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: katlaughing I am happy to report the Patterson Family had a very nice Christmas and that Pat was able to sleep for a LONG time with no problems breahting; the longest he's been able to sleep in years. I am ALSO pleased to say he is going to do a damn sight better at taking care of himself than he has done, sometimes, in the past. This is STUPENDOUS and I am so darn proud of him and Karen, both. They are great Parents and Partners to their boys and one another. He sounded so good, yesterday. Best Christmas present there is this year! luvyakat Oh, and when he is able, he's got a DOOZY of a Pa and Cletus story to tell! |
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26 Dec 05 - 02:08 PM (#1635041) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Biskit |
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26 Dec 05 - 02:11 PM (#1635043) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Biskit Glad you're on the mend Amigo Am sending some of our warm Az. weather your way (sure to put a smile on your face) Love, ~Biskit~ |
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26 Dec 05 - 02:35 PM (#1635051) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: GUEST Sending waves of heat from this torrid Buenos Aires and wishing all an excellent year, and 100 years more for Spaw. Un abrazo Andrés |
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26 Dec 05 - 02:37 PM (#1635054) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: gnu Thanks again kat. Got tears in me eyes. Can't wait to hear that story, Spaw. g |
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26 Dec 05 - 02:52 PM (#1635065) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Amos Lifting brews can make you blind? This is serious news and should not be promulgated. It has serious implications for all the economies of the West. A |
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26 Dec 05 - 07:24 PM (#1635161) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Hollowfox Thanks, Kat. This is wonderful. Say, I live a bit closer to him than you. You want I should drive down every once in a while and give him a dope slap if he should stop taking care of himself again? Hollowfox, (going off to light another candle.) |
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26 Dec 05 - 09:46 PM (#1635197) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: katlaughing LOL....I think you'd have to stand in line, Hollowfox! Thanks, folks, a million. kat |
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26 Dec 05 - 11:13 PM (#1635233) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Tinker Thanks Kat for keeping us all up to date. I'm glad Reg and the boys are gonna take care of all Spaws misbehavin' from now on so the rest of us can continue to enjoy their exploits --- besides I thought those Lay A-bouts couldn't exert the energy to do things that would cause you to exert energy fixin things afterwards.... Sleep sounds like a good thing tink |
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27 Dec 05 - 03:17 AM (#1635277) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: Lin in Kansas Welcome home, Pat! Love to you and Karen and the boys, and the Furry Children too. Stay out of hospitals, those places are dangerous! Love, Lin |
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27 Dec 05 - 04:47 AM (#1635297) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: suzi Great news Spaw...... wishes do come true. Take it easy now. love, light and peace to you and your family. suzi. |
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27 Dec 05 - 06:46 AM (#1635310) Subject: RE: BS: One more time, for Spaw, please From: AllisonA(Animaterra) Wonderful news. Thaks, Kat-me-love, for all the updates, and a big WAHOO!!! for Spaw and Karen and the boys. love, Allison |