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wlisk BS: 2nd Joke thread of 2008! (166* d) RE: BS: 2nd Joke thread of 2008! 25 Jan 08


A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....

He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned
down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you,
but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second
blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied . "Just for tonight, let's pretend
that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied.
"Get your own f-----' blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted.

The End


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