1 day into the new year and the old grumpy bear claws are out for flesh and blood.

wish I had time and aartiqua.. articquia..articularsey..

ermmm. word power..

to express my very own self important and genuinely completely spot on totally right opinion..

but wife is fizzy wined up for the celebrations and demanding I come to bed soon to..
ermm.. well..

I'll tell you what is wrong with Jools Holland Hootenannay

it's effing Jools Holland !!!

sooner he is replaced by someone good with natural charisma and real comic timing
and empathy for the superior talent & warm personality presence
of some of strategicly potted-plant positioned rent-a-celeb guests..

..errrm.. like Robbie Williams or any one else but Jools Holland..


highlights were secret sisters and rumour..

definite talents to watch for the near future..

Wanda.. ah bless her.. at least we have the old LPs..

Kylie.. we reckon her squeaky voice might mature into wanda's in the next 30 years..

POP QUEEN kylie..nice to see her caught off guard on her hands and knees tidying up and sticking something [maybe lyrics] on the back of the monitors..

she is a human after all.. we liked that moment.. we warmed to her..

Bellowhead.. we played spot the missing members..

most of the our right/their left hand stage seemed to be missing

Jon Boden looked a bit tired and puffy and seemed more subdued and humble than usual..

that was nice .. again, we warmed to that..

still think the bellows and show off jon, even in depleted condition are the best act in UK today..

except for tom jones and robert plant..

wish theyed been on..



etc etc

We really dont like the entire smug Jools BBC TV franchise monopoly

hate all the insincere forced embarisin celeb mates banter..

hate/love all the excruciating public display of minor celeb lovie vain ego power positioning
hierachy elbow jostling face on toward camera shuffling..

could only ever watch this show comletely pissed..

and as for that bloke with the pussy organ..

oops.. reminds me I better get to bed before the wife starts getting violent for new year 'affection'..

Happy new year ya miserable old unforgiving b@stards !!!!