Eating him is the best suggestion yet, as long as it's cannibalism you're proposing and not fellatio.
I was strictly referring to his food value. He'd have to be dead for anything sexual to occur - I was brought up to adhere to strict standards of decency and I wouldn't want to give him the idea I was some kind of pervert.
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