Here are a couple of jokes I just heard. First, from my dentist: What does a pirate charge to pierce ears? Aaargh, it's a buck an ear! Second, from a co-worker: So a guy walks into his doctor's office. He's got an asparagus hanging out of one ear, a stalk of broccoli out of the other ear, and a carrot stick hanging out of his nose. He says, "Doctor, doctor, you've got to help me!" The doctor replies, "Well, to start off with - you're not eating right!"
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