This side of the pond, we just love soap opera. Your Donald is entertaining, and Parliament has to debate, after a petition got enough supporters as to whether to ban him from entry to The UK on grounds of incitement to terrorism.

Meanwhile, he says if they debate it, he'll pull out of building golf courses in Scotland. The Scottish government in return are cranking up their opposition to his plans anyway, citing the first attempt as a blot on the landscape.

Give us a bit more about Cruz. He must be good for a few belly laughs.

Clinton meanwhile has good street cred with many of your allies, and as your economy is no longer the big one we all pander to, you increasingly need friends.