BS: Free The Upper Stoke One

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: GUEST,general mayhem the third
Date: 16 Jul 09 - 04:49 PM

last post would be better

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 16 Jul 09 - 03:42 PM

Fence posts?

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: Girl Friday
Date: 16 Jul 09 - 03:33 PM

Don't Chicken out Folks ! One hundred posts !!

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 16 Jul 09 - 02:29 PM

Is it in Nevada?

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: GUEST, a henpecked Will Fly
Date: 16 Jul 09 - 08:26 AM

I was trawling the internet using the Gobble search engine and found this little nugget...

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Chicken Licken's

CHICKEN SHACK

Cocks & Cockerels - come in and get your

ROOSTER BOOSTER!

Fowl play guaranteed

Some of the tastiest chicks in town

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Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 16 Jul 09 - 06:39 AM

I note that the above is evidently a wrongful attempt to impersonate the real Col. Sanders, who posted very early on in this thread. As with 419 scams, the grammar gives them away!

I recommend the immediate commencement of litigation.

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: GUEST,Col saunders
Date: 16 Jul 09 - 05:11 AM

All this waffle about a criminal chicken hah, catchem cookem eatem, not always in that order, coop clutch clan, bring it on, remember im from the south and cook and eat anything living or not.

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: GUEST,Wise Old Bird
Date: 15 Jul 09 - 02:25 PM

Look, this is getting silly, and drifting off topic.!!!!

FREE THE CHICKEN !!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: GUEST,Brend Brown Chook
Date: 15 Jul 09 - 02:22 PM

Hmmm... the one at the front looks a bit white to me.

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: GUEST,Gretchen The Grey Chicken
Date: 15 Jul 09 - 02:18 PM

I believe you to be anti-grey. You have made no mention of myself and my sister Gretta. We are the two grey chickens on the right.

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: GUEST,CHEES (Chicken Equal Ethnicity Scheme)
Date: 15 Jul 09 - 02:14 PM

That is a very good question. There is of course a pecking order, and they were possibly ordered to peck there. We did locate the white chickens who seem to have congregated here.


escaped white chickens?

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 15 Jul 09 - 11:26 AM

Why weren't the black and brown ones able to?

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: GUEST,,CHEES (Chicken Equal Ethnicity Scheme)
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 03:43 PM

We wish to make this statement. there is no apartheid policy here. The white chickens have clearly free ranged beyond the view of the camera.

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: Girl Friday
Date: 14 Jul 09 - 03:38 PM

Quite so, Richard. Questions should be asked in the (Chicken) House.

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 13 Jul 09 - 01:32 PM

I'm sure the British Nasty Pullet would approve - NO white hens there you see, so obviously an apartheid policy is in force, and the white hens have the better pasture the other side of the tracks.

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: GUEST,CHEES (Chicken Equal Ethnicity Scheme)
Date: 13 Jul 09 - 12:52 PM

Bloody BNP (British Nasty Pullets) seem to infiltrate every thread, don't they? Here you can see Chickens of many colours enjoying a stroll and a peck around.

Free Chicks

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: Girl Friday
Date: 13 Jul 09 - 12:37 PM

Watch out Whitstable. I am told that there are forty Dead Horses. I have challenged them to learn a certain song that features several dead creatures.... the chicken is only an allusion however. Sadly, we cannot be there as Little Un wants to record his Young Folk Award entry.

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: GUEST,G rouse, all the Moor
Date: 13 Jul 09 - 08:38 AM

Shame, I fancy having a nice big black cock myself,me being a game bird. Cotswold dancing pheasants, what more hanky waving woffters!!Nothing like strapping wood to your feet and having a good bang on a dead goat to get the rythem going, keep it up for hours meself the ranting. But now not only is Ginge charged wrongfully there's Dead Horse keeping a Puffin hostage and torturing him. If you see any Dead Horses please, please hit them hard in the bells while shouting Free the Puffin loudly in protest.A good hunting ground should be Whitstable this weekend This cannot go on Birds of the world unite!! .

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: GUEST, Whitey, the British Nasty Pullet
Date: 11 Jul 09 - 01:40 PM

When we, the lantern-jawed, steely eyed master race, rule the world we will send the black, brown, and half-breed ginger hens back to their curry-eating Guineafowl relatives in India, so that purity will be restored to this land, and the peasants will dance Cotswold for us their masters, without degenerate African rhythms.

And there will be no more big black cocks.

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: GUEST, The 456
Date: 11 Jul 09 - 01:34 PM

TOMORROW, WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR SUPERMARKET CHICKENS OUT OF THE FRIDGE TO COOK YOUR LUNCHES, THEY WILL ALL START SCREAMING AT ONCE.

WE DEMAND TENPERCENT OF THE CHICKS OF THE WORLD. OTHERWISE WE WILL DESTROY YOUR RACE, UTTERLY.

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: GUEST,Rooster da Pimp
Date: 11 Jul 09 - 08:26 AM

For the delectation of the gentlemen here's a bit of a chicken tart

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: katlaughing
Date: 11 Jul 09 - 12:39 AM

I have not read this thread. I may sometime when I have some time to kill, but I just want to say, it has already been very entertaining: every time I go to Messages Since Last Visit I see the very creative and funny pseudonyms of various guests and LOL at the images they bring to mind! Carry on and thanks for the chuckles...or should that be clucks?

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: GUEST,The Coop Clucks Clan
Date: 10 Jul 09 - 08:10 PM

Watch out Colonel Saunders.... your evil comments have reached our ears and our eyes. We have engaged our special operative to seek you out..... and destroy you!!....


Our Special Operative

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: Girl Friday
Date: 10 Jul 09 - 07:41 PM

Just back from Darset... B and B on small farm. Chickens galore. Cock went cock a cock a cocka doodle doo at 4.30 Am! Two ginger ones spotted next to fence... too far away to positively identify 'emn.

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: GUEST,col saunders
Date: 09 Jul 09 - 03:03 PM

prefer a good maran me self, anyway all chickens make cushti eatin

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 08 Jul 09 - 06:48 PM

What, Rhode Island? Watch that Tina Turner the way she used to shake those tailfeathers...



Aaaaaaah sweet Rhode Island Red.....

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: GUEST,Col saunders
Date: 08 Jul 09 - 04:24 PM

run em over splater em all ova the road then ifn the boy racers skid on the gunge then thats two birds with one stone ha ha, eat the stoke one , hang it as an example to others on the roade to the island

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: GUEST,leak from Office of Transport lunch caterer
Date: 08 Jul 09 - 04:20 PM

It is a big cons-piracy. All dem free range chickens crossing da road be a bigger hazard to human drivers than H5N1 avian flu carried by battery hens.

There are operatives everywhere framing innocent farmyard fowl on trumped up charges. Don't think the govmint ain't getting under da table kickbacks from fried chicken outlets.

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: GUEST,col saunders
Date: 08 Jul 09 - 03:05 PM

Damn chicken needs a damn good thrashing, then tying to a post in front of hungry morris dancers that have also been kept away from beer , then lets see the evil little bugger run, cushti eatin,

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 06 Jul 09 - 06:12 PM

Ah, I was old enough to appreciate that, but I'm not a chicken...

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: Crow Sister (off with the fairies)
Date: 06 Jul 09 - 11:32 AM

At least you DO have an exceedingly lovely daughter Richard?

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 06 Jul 09 - 11:27 AM

Damn right! It's a real bummer when you only get laid once in your life, and that's when you are too young to appreciate it!

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: GUEST,Chuck E Egge
Date: 06 Jul 09 - 10:57 AM

We have made a recording to assist in highlighting the plight of chickens everywhere.

The Chicken Song

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: GUEST,Girl Friday
Date: 06 Jul 09 - 09:43 AM

No doupt you are flaming cross an all!

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: GUEST,Judge Mental
Date: 06 Jul 09 - 07:57 AM

AHHHH the big nockers party or is it the big nickers party have infiltrated the thread. A good flogging and roasting is what that chicken diserves. They don,t like it up them you know, where there any witnesses to the chicken testing? Must go now my white sheet needs washing.

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 06 Jul 09 - 07:32 AM

Oh hell, the BNP trolls are here too. The real Judge Jefferies spelt his name "Jefferies".

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: GUEST,Judge Jefferys
Date: 06 Jul 09 - 04:32 AM

IT has been suguested that Sooty is not a real black chicken but a motley morris chicken blacked up, which could have thrown a whole new light on things. But I would like to say having examined the evidence this is not true.

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: Girl Friday
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 05:05 PM

Ginger is innocent. Reynard is not dead. He has been sent to Siberia.
Reynard Lost in Siberia

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: GUEST,MedwayPoliceFlyingSquirrels
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 03:53 PM

The previous post was perpetrated by an impostor organisation, who's ring leader goes by the name of Hoss Bridge.

The Flying Squirrels are in no way involved with investigations in any of the Stoke areas of Kent, being too busy avoiding investigation of crimes in Rochester, especially during the Sweeps festival. This is an ongoing avoidance and we are not at liberty to report any further on either the event outside the Eagle on Saturday 2 June at approximately 6:50 pm or the not so suspicious fire at the casino rooms on the morning of Monday 4 May.

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: GUEST,Medway Police Flying Squad
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 01:51 PM

Thanks to information received we are now looking for someone who answers this description....
Our artist's impression

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: GUEST,Bobby and Boris Badger
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 01:17 PM

It was an honour, and a privelege to be of service.If we can help out in any way we can, just let us know. We do sympathise with Dilly and her constant stream of animals. The smell must be terrible.

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: GUEST,Wolfie Smith
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 01:09 PM

I represent Tooting Popular Front and there ain't any doctors in it. However there is Tooting Broadway, and Tooting Bec Tube Stations.

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: dilligafxx
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 05:58 AM

Please, Please, Richard as an out standing pil lark of the community and a well renouned folk singer can you do something bout ginge and her plight? how about a protest song? I can put up with her and her mates but not the llammas, exfoxes, badgers, hares, rabbits, turkeys, frogs, chimps, extra that are now parading through my house and garden xx ps the Doves are fine and have two babies outside my bedroom window,Trevor turtle dove,but does Sue know about the two of you and can you not make so much noise climbing the clematis late at night. pps they have their father's voice !!

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 29 Jun 09 - 05:57 PM

I want to know the doctrinal differences between the two variants of the Tooting Popular Front above.

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 29 Jun 09 - 05:42 PM

I heard there was a by a demonstration made by these guys

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: GUEST,S. C. Outburger The Third
Date: 29 Jun 09 - 05:40 PM

I'd just like to say that it was an honour and a privilage to be included in the Ginger Chicken Food Drop at the Kingsnorth Power Station last night. I'm sure that my, now gone, coleagues would feel total pride at a job well done. I, however was denied my hour of glory, as I was grabbed by a passing Seagul that had strayed over into our territory. I was taken approximately a mile down river, at which point I was dropped, due to my exessive size and weight. I was then discovered by the side of a parked car by a pair of vegitarian Badgers who happened to be passing!!! They have been so kind and helpful during the day and have been very interested by the plight of Ginger are are keen to help in any way.

Ginger, we are all with you you!!

S. C. Outburger The Third

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: Kev The Clogs
Date: 29 Jun 09 - 05:23 PM

I wish to know if our very own Hoffmeister will be representing Ginger at any subsequent trial???

I still go in the side of direct action myself, and have successfuly managed to smuggle a copy of the SAS Survival Handbook into Ginger's cell with the help of two, cunningly disguised Alpacas who were posing as representatives from the Civil Service. I have been reliably informed that Ginger has been activly practising some of the techniques in anticipation of any trial and has stated "I will run free again Chook".

Go for it Ginge!

Stop Press!!!

Last night, ........... activists scaled the chimney at the Kingsnorth Power Station ........... and painted the following slogan in luridly bright colours - "We demand that Ginger the chicken, wrongly accused of the murder of Rey" - ............ the slogan finished at that point as the protesters were distracted by an emergency supply drop of ............ Scout Burgers from the local Aylesford Festival in support of the group, which had been planned to be parachuted in at midnight, the ............. proposed end of the direct action. However, due to the pilot of ........... the microlight which was employed in the delivery, having a ............ genuine Rolex watch bought for a tenner down strood market, ..........the delivery was half an hour early. The group were later said ........... to be stuffed but contented and that they would do it all again!!!

Police now believe that several members of the activists and their immediate associates have connections with several local Morris Dancing Sides and several well known characters of the Folk World.

Further enquiries are now taking place and further arrests are expected!

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: GUEST,Ray Meers
Date: 27 Jun 09 - 06:03 AM

Help. I can't erect that many tents on my own.Anyone got a blue cockade? Other sources of information suggest that everybody will be off down the pub.

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: GUEST,Billy Bull Frog
Date: 26 Jun 09 - 04:11 PM

WERP .............Good there welcome to you.

Subject: RE: BS: Free The Upper Stoke One
From: GUEST,Trevour turtle and Sue Turkey.
Date: 26 Jun 09 - 04:10 PM

Hellllllllllllllllllllllllp we have been kidnapped by. The Chicken liberation front.