Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Sorcha Date: 02 Jun 09 - 07:50 PM Susan, just let them deal with DIRT! It's not an uncommon thing, you know. DIRT is everywhere....... Now, when I am REALLY mad, you don't want to fight with me. I fight dirty. |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: wysiwyg Date: 02 Jun 09 - 07:41 PM And now, thanks to an email just arrived, I am REALLY mad. That means-- dagnabbitt-- EVEN more CLEANING to do-- STRESS-DRAINING CLEANING, WHERE gOD TALKS TO ME WHILE i SCRUB AWAY-- and I HATE cleaning! -0937098y302 99g8 -4tyvnypu-2976p!!!!! Sorry about the capslock. But, tho it was inadvertent, I like it. ~S~ |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: olddude Date: 02 Jun 09 - 05:45 PM Kendall with all of the hot star trek queens they had on that original show ahhh I never looked at their boots LOL |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Little Hawk Date: 02 Jun 09 - 05:29 PM You want to know who's crabby? Go to the "Crabby Ducks" thread. |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: kendall Date: 02 Jun 09 - 05:15 PM I AM NOT *&^*%^$* CRABBY! I sometimes wear dress boots, and if I don't zip them all the way up my pant legs end up half in and half out like the crew of the Enterprize. (The original show) |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: olddude Date: 02 Jun 09 - 05:10 PM Bill I was thinking the same way but didn't have the courage to ask the captain ... he is crabby ... LOL |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: number 6 Date: 02 Jun 09 - 04:49 PM star trek boots ?????? biLL |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: olddude Date: 02 Jun 09 - 04:40 PM So where are you Janie dear one you pick a fight then flee don't make us come after you ... LOL I think it was my wiener dogs that got her love Dan |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Amos Date: 02 Jun 09 - 04:23 PM The Confederacy, dear Kat, holds its regular Congresses on an artificial planetoid somewhere in the Deneb system, or so I am told on good authority--one which, aside from minor perturbations in the fresh-water distribution lines, does not experience tides. So I am sure your meaning quite escapes me!! A |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Little Hawk Date: 02 Jun 09 - 01:11 PM Well, all except for Olddude and me, that is... |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: katlaughing Date: 02 Jun 09 - 01:11 PM ...will destabilize the proceedings of the Confederacy Congress of Connected Conglomerations of Stars and Planets by irritating all the representatives and assorted ambassadors, regardless of their chemistry, form, or plumbing. Watch out for |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Little Hawk Date: 02 Jun 09 - 01:11 PM You're all wrong. |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: kendall Date: 02 Jun 09 - 01:09 PM I sometimes wear odd socks when I wear my star trek boots. |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: ranger1 Date: 02 Jun 09 - 12:27 PM Hah! Thought you'd outbid me on Joe Offer, did you? I'll fight ya, sister! |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: LilyFestre Date: 02 Jun 09 - 11:58 AM Hey Janie, I have bread rising in the oven at the moment that will soon need to be punched down...c'mon over and knock yourself out! Michelle |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: SINSULL Date: 02 Jun 09 - 11:55 AM If a butterfly flaps its wings in... |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Amos Date: 02 Jun 09 - 11:47 AM Janie is, in fact, the center of the universe. So if she is cranky, the possibility of waves of crankiness spreading ripple-fashion to the furthest edges of the memesphere are very high, especially since she has often demonstrated her remarkable horsepower as a psychic generator of influence both positive and negative. It is therefore quite conceivable that these waves may be picked up far beyond Deneb, and will destabilize the proceedings of the Confederacy Congress of Connected Conglomerations of Stars and Planets by irritating all the representatives and assorted ambassadors, regardless of their chemistry, form, or plumbing. I leave the consequent conversations to the imagination of the reader. A |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Lizzie Cornish 1 Date: 02 Jun 09 - 11:38 AM Both my kids wear odd socks, out of choice. I think they belong to some kind of Secret Sock Society.. :0) Sorry... :0( forgot the title of the thread. |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 02 Jun 09 - 11:35 AM The problem, Janie, is obvious. You are allowing yourself to entertain the illusion that you are the center of the universe. Well, illusions are bad. The problem with them is that, on some level, you recognize their illusory nature, so you're continuously torn between the part of you that wants to accept the illusion and the part that knows the illusion is not true. To rid yourself of this paradox, you simply need to rid yourself of the illusion. Let it become a fully fledged delusion! Forget the part of you that "knows" you're not the center of the universe. Throw all doubt aside! Immerse yourself fully in the glory of full-blown delusion! Of course, I don't know why I'm telling you this when, in fact, you can't be the center of the universe. I already am. |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: kendall Date: 02 Jun 09 - 09:28 AM Both the medical profession in Maine Medical and in Albany medical are still sitting on my CT scan and my biopsy results.I am beyond cranky. |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: wysiwyg Date: 02 Jun 09 - 09:20 AM See me in the mud-wrestling hole, sis. I am not "allowed" to get mad and I have always wanted a partner. ~S~ |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: olddude Date: 02 Jun 09 - 09:19 AM Ok Janie love I am back to defend the Weiner dogs. I told them what you said ... they all flipped over on their little backs and put their middle toes up in the air .. you taught them a new trick LOL |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: kendall Date: 02 Jun 09 - 09:10 AM Not really. Being cranky is a condition for which there is no good reason. I have good reasons. The most troublesome word in our language is: EXPECTATIONS. When we perceive that someone is taking us for granted and just can't be bothered with our needs, that goes beyond cranky. It borders on verbal ass kicking time. |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: SINSULL Date: 02 Jun 09 - 08:46 AM And Kendall IS cranky! |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: kendall Date: 02 Jun 09 - 08:43 AM I don't know about other places, but here in Maine, cranky means irritable. Not eccentric. And, we DO speak English. So there! |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: freda underhill Date: 02 Jun 09 - 08:22 AM In australia if we're feeling grumpy we're cranky. now some people in other countries think that cranky means eccentric or something. but here, in sydney, in the centre of the universe, I'm feeling cranky. and I'm cranky that me feeling cranky is to someone else, a different concept. can't you guys speak english? |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Sorcha Date: 02 Jun 09 - 08:18 AM She has PMS...please don't give her a gun!! |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Bobert Date: 02 Jun 09 - 08:16 AM Think I'll just take a pass, if that's okay... B;~) |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: SINSULL Date: 02 Jun 09 - 08:07 AM Someone (a lady and I use the term loosely) in my office refuses to flush. Passive aggressive and disgusting for the rest of us. Another manages to "miss" regularly. These people must live with their mothers and mom cleans up everything for them. I am investigating the legality of cameras hidden in the toilet. SINS, grumpy and proud of it |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: freda underhill Date: 02 Jun 09 - 07:51 AM thank you kendall. in australia we call them forensic hospitals. |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: kendall Date: 02 Jun 09 - 07:42 AM We have places just for this kind of people. |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: freda underhill Date: 02 Jun 09 - 07:37 AM I don't feel at all quarrelsome, and I'm surprised at the immaturity of some of you, who seem to want to deliberately go looking for trouble. It mildly surprises me to think that anyone would seek a cyber-path to conflict. There are wars, famines, people blowing each other up with bombs... and there is another, gentle world, where the wise ones take their harp, wander along the green path and play shimmering music to the stars. I look at these wise ones, as I wander down to the gully, pick up rocks, imagine evil thoughts onto those lumps of inanimate density and throw them into the vast abyss, SCREAAMMING LOUDLY - AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH......... ... aaah... |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: kendall Date: 02 Jun 09 - 07:36 AM An argument? Listen sweet cheeks, you don't pack the gear to get it on with me! I'd take you apart like a dollar watch. So, you have a 15 year old? Whose fault is that? Don't come to me with such a silly complaint, I'm not the duty Chaplain. Just having a 15 year old is a good reason to be "rasty". So, pull yourself together and kick his ass. |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Janie Date: 02 Jun 09 - 07:31 AM I am very stupid. So there! |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: jeddy Date: 02 Jun 09 - 07:11 AM about the odd socks, it's not your' dryer or the dogs, it is actually the sock dragon he comes in the middle of the night and eats one sock , then watches you search the house, pissing himself laughing as you get more and more confused and frustrated. i think you lot are all pathetic in posting to this threadand trying to outwit each other. as it is plain to me that i will win!! janie, stop growling it makes you sound very stupid. katlaughing. i hate the word nunnery don't you know the word is convent. lol |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: GUEST,CrazyEddie Date: 02 Jun 09 - 03:32 AM I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with those who are unarmed. |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Little Hawk Date: 02 Jun 09 - 12:58 AM We shall return on the morrow, refreshed and ready to defend the honor of Wiener Dogs! |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Janie Date: 02 Jun 09 - 12:07 AM Dachshunds are well known for their sock fetishes. No amount of programming of the dryer (sure, blame it on the dryer) can compensate for the deviant behavior of a weiner dog. You may go to sleep, Olddude, but your weiner dog is at your socks, even while you dream lyrics to new and wonderful songs. Confess, your socks have no mates because you are constantly having to throw the odd sock into the trash! |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: olddude Date: 02 Jun 09 - 12:06 AM Ok now you did it, I was just ready to go to bed now i have to respond. first of all Weiner dogs are blessed, and they know better to go near Jello, that substance invented by satan. and you know that yourself but choose to ignore that fact .. so I bid you goodnight, you cruel and heartless person |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Janie Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:57 PM And oh yeh.....take that, OD's weiner dogs! |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Janie Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:56 PM HA! Good one Kat. He is in retreat. |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Janie Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:53 PM Weiner dogs love jello. German Shepherd/Coonhound or Lab/Coonhound mixes love groundhogs, and also love to obey. So there! |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Little Hawk Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:52 PM Pfui. Double pfui. I gaze down my patrician nose at you, Madam, turn my back, and walk away, twirling my mustachios and whistling a merry ditty as I go. A gentleman does not waste time engaging in petty verbal combat with uncouth ragpickers and maundering fishwives. |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: katlaughing Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:47 PM A nunnery?! A NUMB NUTS NUMMERY to you and your little gonads, LH, them's fightin' words for sure!! |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: olddude Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:46 PM sometimes I sleep with my socks on ... but not my sandals ... but I have to go to sleep now cause i am too tired to fight some more Little Hawk can defend the sacred weiner dog for me |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: olddude Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:43 PM Next she will be telling us that Jello is great food. Then a bar fight will ensue |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: olddude Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:40 PM My Weiner dogs are now looking at the screen and snarling at ya everything is fair game but when you make blasphemous remarks against the blessed Weiner dog, well then you are in big trouble Everyone knows that the weiner dog is sacred |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Little Hawk Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:39 PM Anyone who cannot spell the word "Dachshund" properly doesn't even deserve to live if you ask me. Be off with you! Avaunt! Get thee to a nunnery! |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Janie Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:35 PM grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr |
Subject: RE: BS: I'm feeling quarrelsome From: Janie Date: 01 Jun 09 - 11:34 PM Bring Cletus on. I'm ready for him. Chongo is a wimp chimp. Daschhunds suck so badly that I can't even be bothered to figure out if I spelled it right! |