BS: Ham Sandwich Debacle

Subject: RE: BS: Ham Sandwich Debacle
From: GUEST,meself
Date: 28 Apr 07 - 01:09 PM

"The signpost with Ham Sandwich on it was stolen so many times that they never bothered replacing it!"

This is what we call 'direct action'.

But re: the sandwich incident - you can imagine the look on the desk-sergeant's face when one of these calls comes in. It might make a good Bob Newhart skit:

" ... yes, ma'am ... a sandwich, ma'am ... and it WAS in a baggy? Because that makes a difference ... oh, we DO take these things seriously, people have been KILLED by sandwiches ... "

Subject: RE: BS: Ham Sandwich Debacle
From: Peace
Date: 28 Apr 07 - 12:58 PM

So a beer to wash it down is out of the question I take it!

Subject: RE: BS: Ham Sandwich Debacle
From: Arnie
Date: 28 Apr 07 - 12:53 PM

Strangely enough, there is a village near here in Kent,UK named Ham, and it's not far from the seaside town of Sandwich. The signpost with Ham Sandwich on it was stolen so many times that they never bothered replacing it!

Subject: RE: BS: Ham Sandwich Debacle
From: Peace
Date: 28 Apr 07 - 12:41 PM

So, I gather the kid din't eat it?

Subject: BS: Ham Sandwich Debacle
From: Mickey191
Date: 28 Apr 07 - 12:39 PM

Maine
The latest incident of "Muslim outrage" involves a middle-school student purportedly placing a ham sandwich wrapped in a baggie on a lunch table where Somali Muslim students sit. One 14 year-old unnamed Somali student is reported to have said: "At the school the next day, I didn't feel safe. I felt like everybody was against me. Before I felt like I fit in, and everything was normal." The ham-placing "offending student" has been suspended, the Maine middle school is calling the placing of the ham sandwich a "hate crime" and the local police are investigating the child. More charges against the child may be forthcoming. School Superintendent Leon Levesque said: "The school incident is being treated seriously as a hate incident!"

Then, in the true and remarkable spirit of the Kumbaya-for-Islam set, Levesque added: "We've got some work to do to turn this around and bring the school community back together again." Note: Again, 'presenting pork' is only an offense and "hate crime" if it involves Muslims.

AS reported in Liberty Post.Org

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