BS: Steve Shaw for Prime Minister

Subject: RE: BS: Steve Shaw for Prime Minister
From: GUEST,punkfolkrocker
Date: 15 Mar 16 - 08:25 AM

Can I be minister for electric guitars and natural silicon free breasts...???

what...??? this department does not exist.... why not !!!??? 😖

Subject: RE: BS: Steve Shaw for Prime Minister
From: gillymor
Date: 15 Mar 16 - 08:15 AM

Try to resist the temptation to send the Grand Fleet back to the Falklands.

Subject: RE: BS: Steve Shaw for Prime Minister
From: Backwoodsman
Date: 15 Mar 16 - 08:08 AM

I suspect it would be better in a very large home-made cigarette, Raggy!

Subject: RE: BS: Steve Shaw for Prime Minister
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 15 Mar 16 - 07:39 AM

I'll have a pint of whatever Stu's been on!

Subject: RE: BS: Steve Shaw for Prime Minister
From: GUEST,Musket
Date: 15 Mar 16 - 07:38 AM

Right...

Stu will be first up against the wall, (and not in the same way as her off Holby City, not that I have ever watched it.). His three pet monkey's what? Or monkeys' for that matter, but obviously not monkeys. No chance of Stu getting pete's education post in any reshuffle then.

There will be no resistance. Or at least unless Rt Hon Mr Shaw stops his weird association with Anfield. If he doesn't, I'll lead any opposition.

Michael is harmless but just in case, get him sectioned by parliamentary decree. (Get him access to help if nothing else.)

Anyway, he can't be Prime Minister. He doesn't live in The UK. Cornwall declared UDI years ago.

Subject: RE: BS: Steve Shaw for Prime Minister
From: Backwoodsman
Date: 15 Mar 16 - 07:31 AM

Wow!

Subject: RE: BS: Steve Shaw for Prime Minister
From: Stu
Date: 15 Mar 16 - 07:26 AM

You'll all have to swear loyalty to the Great Pixie of Belligerence who rules by the Divine Right of The Lord of the Ancient Order of the False Dawn.

Meanwhile, on the margins the resistance quietly gathers and draw their plans against the establishment headed by The Infallible Shaw of the Unsublime Opinion and his Three Pet Musket Monkey's (Speak shite, Speak Shite and Speak Shite).

Meanwhile, the Bash Street Kids invade an egg box that has been discarded by the voice of reason on a motorway cutting somewhere near Cherwell Valley services. Marx spins in his grave, making a noise like a hum (but quite different in reality) and in a large, faceless conurbation near a phone mast the last known wild peasant walks into a Poundland and buys pair of 1.25 reading specs and later, in the local park where the hydrocarbon lake fizzes and pops and releases a reek, lies down with a bundle of post-it notes on which are written words and more words with meanings and eventually falls into a deep, dreamless sleep.

Subject: RE: BS: Steve Shaw for Prime Minister
From: Backwoodsman
Date: 15 Mar 16 - 06:57 AM

"My private secretary will be that dishy young lady doctor off of Holby City. No contest. Otherwise I'm not playing and you can have Blair back."

In the queue, Stevie-boy! Mrs. Fenswoman can confirm that I bagged her a long time ago, as part of a two-part set - the other part being Kylie! 👍😎

Subject: RE: BS: Steve Shaw for Prime Minister
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Mar 16 - 06:42 AM

Dear Mr. Shaw, To say America has lost its
nuance and finesse would at this point draw haughty laughter.
This country has had a spectrum of executives that were perverts much like ancient Rome had theirs.

One could say "but we survived" as if no harm done. What is lost is beyond measure. Do you feel the same may be true of your country?

Subject: RE: BS: Steve Shaw for Prime Minister
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 15 Mar 16 - 05:29 AM

Re "we promise", Stevikins.

Who "we"?

Delusions of royalty now, is it? Tchk tchk! Goodness how sad!

Subject: RE: BS: Steve Shaw for Prime Minister
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 15 Mar 16 - 05:24 AM

Tak, Raggibumz!

But you must watch your punk-chew-eh-shun, Duckling --

There should be a comma after "nice"; a fullstop (or even a screamer❢) after "Michael"; and an apostrophe before final ·s· of "Matron's".

Write each correction out 20 times, and parade with them in shirt-tail order at Mudcat HQ Company Office at 2330 hrs!

≈M≈
acting WOIC punctuation

Subject: RE: BS: Steve Shaw for Prime Minister
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 15 Mar 16 - 05:23 AM

KAOH for War Minister??

Subject: RE: BS: Steve Shaw for Prime Minister
From: Stu
Date: 15 Mar 16 - 05:22 AM

My god.

Subject: RE: BS: Steve Shaw for Prime Minister
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 15 Mar 16 - 05:10 AM

Musket for Chancellor and Archbishop of Sheffield, from Wednesday onward. I'll find summat for the other one in a minute :-)

Teribus for Ministry of Hangin' 'n' Floggin'

Raggytash for Ministry of Culture and Beard Cultivation

Dave the Gnome for Ministry of Bingo and Other Arts (if he can be arsed with "other arts")

Michael...ah, Michael: how about a sinecure in a (very) remote outpost of the Empire...nurse can come with you, we promise...

Pete: education. A shoo-in.

Joe Offer: Elf Secretary

My private secretary will be that dishy young lady doctor off of Holby City. No contest. Otherwise I'm not playing and you can have Blair back.

Subject: RE: BS: Steve Shaw for Prime Minister
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 15 Mar 16 - 04:53 AM

Very nice Michael, Is it Matrons day off today?

Subject: RE: BS: Steve Shaw for Prime Minister
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 15 Mar 16 - 04:43 AM

𝄞 ♫♫♫

Vote vote vote for Stephen Shaw-haw
Throw old Popgun out the door
And then we'll have the chap
To put Mudcat on the map
And we won't get shot by Popguns any more-haw-haw
No we won't get shot by ☠Popguns☠ any more❣❢❣❢

                           ♩♩♩♩♩♩

Subject: BS: Steve Shaw for Prime Minister
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 15 Mar 16 - 04:25 AM

In the wake of our American cousins proposing people to positions of power I would like to propose Steve Shaw to the highest elected office in Britain, that of prime Minister.