BS: briefs or boxers

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: Blackcatter
Date: 31 May 04 - 10:56 PM

But L.H. mentioned spaghetti!

I LOVE spaghetti.


Gotta see if I can get someone to go shopping for me tomorrow to by spaghetti fixins.


Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: Peace
Date: 31 May 04 - 10:53 PM

Listen up, because I want to say this only once. I am workin' on a scam here; I'm tryin' to get the 'cat ladies to come up with nicknames for Mr Happy. If you keep on with this other stuff, that ain't gonna happen. Please, guys, get with the program.

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: Blackcatter
Date: 31 May 04 - 10:53 PM

Mmmmmmmmmmmm. spaghetti.

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: GUEST
Date: 31 May 04 - 10:24 PM

Briefs, for all apparent reasons.

Peter

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: Peace
Date: 31 May 04 - 07:52 PM

Speaking of Matilda . . . .

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 May 04 - 07:46 PM

Goats wear nothing at all. Except for Matilda, a goat I met outside of Carlin, Nevada. She wore a sort of serape. I think she had been watching those spaghetti westerns.

I wear briefs.

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: Peace
Date: 31 May 04 - 06:46 PM

Not a hot potato, however. So, is he now to be nicknamed the "Spud Stud"?

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: Amos
Date: 31 May 04 - 06:36 PM

Most people don't realize it, but four of those underwear photos were Big Mick with a potato.

I leave it to the student to determine which four.

A

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: Peace
Date: 31 May 04 - 06:00 PM

Yeah, Bill, I hear that. I don't have a pet name for Mr Happy. That's just the name I use writing to this thread. However, if I HAD a pet name for Mr Happy it would be something romantic yet understated, intelligent yet animalistic, cute yet dashing. Something like--there is a good topic for discussion!

Pet names for Mr Happy. Ladies, back to you.

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: beardedbruce
Date: 31 May 04 - 01:03 PM

Whatever you like, Ellenpoly...

                   8-{E

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: Bill D
Date: 31 May 04 - 12:11 PM

The looks and 'design' at TopDrawer are fine....very pretty, I guess, especially when modeled by 20 yr. old guys who are chosen for their body. (Yep, I know...ladies underwear is usually marketed the same way.)....But I still maintain that the old diagonal flap is awkward and I suspect, seldom used. The basic Munsingwear horizontal flap seemed to me a 78.324% improvement when I discovered it about 8-9 yrs. ago, so that's what I use. I suppose the type of flap and preference for boxer or briefs ot 'other' could well depend on body type. I am fortunate that I am still relatively slender...(though I'd sure never get a job modeling where they needed those garments filled out well...*grin*...'ol average, that's me.)

(brucie...I have never 'quite' understood the naming of parts. Perhaps I just never met anyone who needed a 'formal' introduction...*grin*)

Ellenpoly---"...deal with the dangle every day of my life. How can you ever ignore it? "
*shrug*...it isn't a matter of 'ignoring', it is just getting used to and coping, like breasts, maybe. In certain sports, protection is required, but riding a bike is not really a problem, or they wouldn't DO it for 3 weeks in the Tour de France!
Men & women have different concerns & problems...and different advantages, and I am sure glad I live in an age where technology produces underwear specifically engineered for the variations!

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 31 May 04 - 11:43 AM

I dunno, have you ever seen one with the bow left on?

Kinda cute..xx..e

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: Lyrical Lady
Date: 31 May 04 - 11:41 AM

From my point of view, it's the package that counts, not the wrapping!! HeeHee

LL

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: Blackcatter
Date: 31 May 04 - 11:22 AM

very friendly flap







sigh . . .   . . . . . . . . . . . .

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 31 May 04 - 11:14 AM

Now I KNOW I have too much time on my hands! I actually read about half of this thread!!!

And worse than that, I'm posting to it!!!

My father wore boxers. I have a hard time envisioning someone else in them and thinking sexy thoughts, which is a shame because I really like the look of boxers on men.

For me, I've just always been glad that all my organs are well protected inside a very friendly flap. I can't imagine what it would be like to have to deal with the dangle every day of my life. How can you ever ignore it? You can't, which is why most guys don't.

Now, the cod piece was an interesting item of clothing, having nothing whatsoever to do with what was really in the package itself. One could be as imaginative as one wished, and I can only imagine the look of chagrin on some poor maid's face when she watched her soon-to-be lover sans piece, and avec oil wick. What a let down!

So, now to be brief..hehehe...I want more men to wear THONGS! It's only right that you should have to experience them for yourselves, before gleefully buying them for your lady friends.

Nuff said...I think pics of you all in your favorites would soon settle this debate...at least for me!

..xx..e

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: freda underhill
Date: 31 May 04 - 10:07 AM

None of these items can compare with the Indian lungota, a sort of turban for the genitals! Worn with pride by yogis in the Himalayas and gentlemen in the business halls of Calcutta, the lungota is a unique male undergarment which is comfortable in design and firm and supportive where needed.

what is it about Indians and winding cloth.. saris, turbans, lungotas.. as time flows through that ancient kingdom, as philosphies weave in and out of centuries, the lungota winds back and forward past, over and under the sacred jewels of Krishna.

cannot be beaten for comfort, Ive been told, especially when performing any vigorous or even gentle execercise, yoga, tantric dancing or when cooking in the kitchen.

A must for every up and coming hero of the times!

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: dianavan
Date: 31 May 04 - 02:31 AM

Thanks for the education. Now that I am better informed I have decided that I prefer boxer briefs and trunks. What an insane catalogue! Outrageous!

Whats with the pouch?

Top Drawer does Vancouver proud.

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: YOR
Date: 31 May 04 - 12:11 AM

I wish I had a dollar for every second I've stood at the urinal trying to unbutton and rebutton boxers or boxer briefs. Working inside the zipper area takes time but its worth it. I gotta hang, flop and breathe.

Yor

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: Peace
Date: 30 May 04 - 05:34 PM

Thanks, Blackcatter. You are a gentleman and a scholar.

I just saw that Bill D gave a commentary with his link, and I feel I must, too.

The clothing the fellows are wearing are called shorts. What the shorts cover up are called various names like Spike, The Snake, Willie, etc. Some gentlemen develop pet names for Mr Happy. Many men think with Mr Happy. It is a useful device, at once conveniently located so as to provide ease of access, and yet delicately hidden away to provide that certain 'je ne sais pas quois' aura of mystery and imagination. We at the Academy of Shorts take great pride in presenting our new spring line. Your comfort is our business. Our motto: No job too big; no job too small. It would be our pleasure to lend you a hand.

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: Blackcatter
Date: 30 May 04 - 04:59 PM

Oh for god's sake.

Here

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: Blackcatter
Date: 30 May 04 - 04:57 PM

Top Drawers (Brucie's Blue Clicky Thang)

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: Peace
Date: 30 May 04 - 04:43 PM

I try and try and try. I follow the ^%$@&(& directions and (*&^$# link NEVER turns blue. However, this is for you gals out there, and a few of you guys.

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: Peace
Date: 30 May 04 - 04:41 PM

www.topdrawers.com

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: wysiwyg
Date: 30 May 04 - 03:23 PM

Bike shorts.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: Peace
Date: 30 May 04 - 02:47 PM

Bill D: Only you would come up with a picture.

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: Bill D
Date: 29 May 04 - 09:45 PM

Munsingwear briefs (and a couple other brands) have a horizontal 'access flap' and allow it to be useful, and are comfortable....others, like Fruit of the Loom, are binding and awkward, and lead to yanking the waistband down.

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: Blackcatter
Date: 29 May 04 - 07:12 PM

I know you were joking. No worries.

I'm neater than I would like to be - I live in 225 sq feet and it's like living on a boat - everything fits, but everything has to go back where it belongs.

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: Peace
Date: 29 May 04 - 07:05 PM

Hell, Blackcatter, I know that. Little road rash will make a guy ornery. If I'd meant it, I woulda spelled it out in full. We go a ways back, and it would take a heckuva lot more than calling me a slob to ruin our friendship. I AM a slob. Socks on the fridge handle, briefs on the bathroom doorknob, shirt draped over a chair and dishes in the sink. No wonder my wife threw me out. Guess twenty-seven years of that finally got to her. Sheesh, like I didn't even mention the time she left spots on the drinking glass. That was sixteen years ago, and I never spoke about it, ya know? Some people can be very unreasonable. BG

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: Blackcatter
Date: 29 May 04 - 06:29 PM

Just joking brucie, sheesh.


heh.

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: Peace
Date: 29 May 04 - 06:10 PM

However, all that said, I will never again not wear underwear with pants. Having caught Mr Happy in the zipper twice over the years, the ritual of getting him back into the briefs has ensured his safety in that regard. Thank you, Mr Loom.

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: Peace
Date: 29 May 04 - 05:19 PM

I always worried I'd go to the washroom, pee, tuck in my tie and wander off down the hall.

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: GUEST
Date: 29 May 04 - 04:42 PM

Using the "flap" - depends on the brand, since the "Y" front was patented they are all different.

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: Peace
Date: 29 May 04 - 04:34 PM

Hell, Mudcatter, I always put 'em in the laundry hamper when I was married. Me being single has nothing to do with my underwear. It has to do with the fact that I am a hard sonuvabitch to be with. So, not to be offensive or anything, eff off.

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: Blackcatter
Date: 29 May 04 - 04:31 PM

And one keeps wondering why . . .

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: Peace
Date: 29 May 04 - 04:29 PM

I'm single. Mine are where I let 'em.

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: Blackcatter
Date: 29 May 04 - 03:28 PM

Don't know about you, but my underwear are in the drawer just above the one that holds my pants.

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: Peace
Date: 29 May 04 - 03:18 PM

It ain't puttin' them on; it's findin' them. Pants are always in the same place. If you catch my drift.

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: Blackcatter
Date: 29 May 04 - 02:55 PM

So Brucie - you trust yourself to put on pants, but not underwear?

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: Peace
Date: 29 May 04 - 02:49 PM

I sleep wearing underwear because I answer fire calls 24/7 when I'm not teaching. Don't want steam burns to the 'equipment' as it were. That is NOT the hose I want getting flashed in a fire.

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: GUEST,tang the orangutan
Date: 29 May 04 - 02:40 PM

Sorry, I am brucie's anonymous fan.

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: Blackcatter
Date: 29 May 04 - 02:38 PM

lurkers aren't allow to post (hence the name).

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: GUEST,lurker
Date: 29 May 04 - 02:34 PM

brucie - 4) For any of you guys who are going to say you wear boxers so that Mr Happy doesn't show when you walk around the house--I have heard that one before

And it DOESN'T work!!! I know this for a fact

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: fat B****rd
Date: 29 May 04 - 02:13 PM

Ladies, if you fart when wearing a thong does it sound like blowing on a blade of grass ??

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: Blackcatter
Date: 29 May 04 - 01:21 PM

Dianavan,

Some of us have problems with things getting caught if they're not contained.

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: dianavan
Date: 29 May 04 - 01:14 PM

bucie - 6) I don't like the 'tangled' feeling I get from boxers. I toss and turn frequently when I sleep, and boxers make me feel like I'm being gift wrapped or something strange like that.

Do you always sleep with your underwear on? When do you give everything a chance to 'air out'? If you get tangled, just take em off. Since when do people wear their underwear to bed? It must be very uncomfortable.

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: Amergin
Date: 29 May 04 - 01:39 AM

And he has a goat...

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: Peace
Date: 29 May 04 - 12:15 AM

Call Little Hawk. He has hundreds.

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: Blackcatter
Date: 28 May 04 - 11:48 PM

Damn straight!

Actually - Brucie needs some attention - a couple years ago I gave up on women. I'm hoping for one of the Frances Cleveland blow-up dolls.

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: Peace
Date: 28 May 04 - 11:45 PM

LMAO

Subject: RE: BS: briefs or boxers
From: GUEST,female catter
Date: 28 May 04 - 11:38 PM

you're just jealous, Blackcatter.