punch the horse march fred

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 15 Mar 04 - 04:50 AM

Yes les, I meant of course the fermented lactic variety. I thought you may have been able to make an extra verse up for your "Cheese song"

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: Les from Hull
Date: 14 Mar 04 - 10:39 AM

Sorry Mick, I sort of fell asleep (at home of course, no one is going to fall asleep at one of your gigs).

I want you mean was Tai Chi's, there was a bunch of them doing it in Lumpini Park. Maggie was going to join them for the evening session on the day I left Bangkok (Tai Chi that is). If you're enquiring about fermented lactic products, they do a good line in processed cheese slices and not much else. SE Asia is not renowned for its dairy products.

But the fresh fruit is amazing - Pineapple, Papaya, Water Melon, Pomero, Jack Fruit, Mango, Coconut, Banana, Mangosteen, Ramutan and lots more available from stalls everywhere for about 30p a go. Or for the same price made into a fruit shake with ice while you wait.

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 14 Mar 04 - 06:32 AM

Welcome home Les.Did you manage to find any thai cheese out there?

Never saw you last night but it was so packed you could have been missed. What a splendid night!!!!

In responce to the many concerned queries,"Punch the Horse" is not playing anywere on St Patricks day/night.

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: Les from Hull
Date: 13 Mar 04 - 09:01 AM

Sounds good to this recently returned one! Don't ask to see the photos unless you're prepared to waste a significant portion of your life.

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 13 Mar 04 - 06:16 AM

Nice to see you again Rock Chick.Hope you enjoyed the Cd.

Last call for "Durty Nellies" tonight.9pm start.

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: rock chick
Date: 12 Mar 04 - 02:09 PM

Well i am a guest,can i stay ??? dont live up your way but still was nice to see you again Pete and mick linda and Hazel and the names i have missed... See you all again soon.

rc

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: GUEST,PTH Fan
Date: 12 Mar 04 - 11:20 AM

Proves how popular you are though and keeps you top of the threads!

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 12 Mar 04 - 11:02 AM

Piquet?

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 12 Mar 04 - 10:49 AM

NELSON

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: Sweetfia
Date: 12 Mar 04 - 10:24 AM

Oh dear...!

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: Ben Dover
Date: 12 Mar 04 - 08:33 AM

My name is also my hobby.

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 12 Mar 04 - 08:31 AM

These guests are putting years on me.

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: Ben Dover
Date: 12 Mar 04 - 06:38 AM

PUNCH THE HORSE
DURTY NELLIES
   HIGH STREET
    HULL
SAT13/3/04
                   Be there or be square.

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 12 Mar 04 - 04:43 AM

I shall be giving a rendition of the Star Spangled Banner, complete with lighter fluid and pyrotechnic feedback, live on stage at Durty Nellies this weekend.

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 12 Mar 04 - 04:00 AM

Typical guest contribution, hasn't the balls to put a name on

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Mar 04 - 03:43 AM

"come on you lot dont let the side down" seems as if you HAVE to do as you're told......NOW "you lot"

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 12 Mar 04 - 02:47 AM

I take me eye of the ball for one day and what happens? This thread disappears!!!Come on you lot don't let the side down!!!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 10 Mar 04 - 04:57 AM

Whisky? if ever a drink deserved to be called the water of life this is it.
eric

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: Bobjack
Date: 10 Mar 04 - 03:31 AM

My work here is done. Back to the BS section for me.

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 10 Mar 04 - 03:29 AM

Don't be silly.

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: Bobjack
Date: 10 Mar 04 - 03:27 AM

Post number 99. come on Peter, I know you are gagging for the 100!

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 10 Mar 04 - 03:21 AM

This one's for Oakley.... Small Bore Rifle Shooting For Violinists

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 10 Mar 04 - 02:45 AM

Can anybody tell me why I woke up at 6am thinking about work, and why I was in the office by 7? This has to be a nasty viral infection. KJ, I need help.

I'm even selling things at the minute. What's that all about???

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: Sweetfia
Date: 09 Mar 04 - 12:11 PM

OO,OO, i might be able to make this one cause i'm not working!!

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 09 Mar 04 - 11:48 AM

Actually, I love it, but it turns me into a gibbering wreck who loves everybody. Oh, and the headache the next day is unparallelled. Did I spell that right? Three attemps, and I'm still not sure....

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: KJ
Date: 08 Mar 04 - 12:36 PM

Hate the bloody stuff, it does strange things to my husband it does.

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 08 Mar 04 - 12:06 PM

I like whiskey,me.

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 08 Mar 04 - 09:56 AM

Can't stand the stuff mesen...

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: Raggytash
Date: 07 Mar 04 - 07:48 PM

They are indeed, the company launched it's new product on Thursday, but contrary to popular belief the Scots did not invent the water of life, possibly the Irish, perhaps the Greeks

Nothing like being contentious

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 07 Mar 04 - 02:34 PM

Close but not close enough. I hear the welsh are producing their own brand of whisky.

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 07 Mar 04 - 06:13 AM

Well, Raggy, yer've gotta try now and then, don't yer?




And now......................... presenting Deany, the hand reared boy!!!

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 07 Mar 04 - 05:37 AM

This is what happens when you don't pay attention, Colin. The world as we know it is coming to an end.

I'm gonna stick to playing with myself in future. Never failed me in the past.

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: Raggytash
Date: 07 Mar 04 - 04:04 AM

Interesting theory, Ossenflags and sanity in the same sentence, Ossenflags and Guinness, Ossenflags and singing, Ossenflags a with food, Ireland a myriad other concepts but sanity...........

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 07 Mar 04 - 03:29 AM

To bring a little sanity back to this thread."Punch the Horse" will be appearing at "Durty Nellie's" High street Hull this coming Saturday.



Everyone welcome even trolls and bodhran players.So come along, make yourselves known - I am sure you will have a great night - and let us have some positive feedback to this site.

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: Bohdran Killer
Date: 06 Mar 04 - 10:12 PM

Come on all you pillocks from 'ull, give us some good arguement, it's getting pretty bloody boring without you.
Killer

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: KJ
Date: 06 Mar 04 - 05:58 AM

Dean! What the f...s going on? CT

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: Bohdran Killer
Date: 06 Mar 04 - 05:05 AM

I'm glad our Fred isn't dead, he ows me a few pints.
Killer

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 05 Mar 04 - 10:49 AM

I think you'll find you're wrong, Buffy. Now all kindly go and inhabit your own thread, people.

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: GUEST,Buffy the thread killer
Date: 05 Mar 04 - 10:40 AM

THIS FRED IS DEAD

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: GUEST,Princess Anne
Date: 05 Mar 04 - 10:11 AM

I've just farted.

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 05 Mar 04 - 10:03 AM

Probably.
eric

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: GUEST,Bored of illiteracy
Date: 05 Mar 04 - 09:58 AM

Is is just me?

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: Bohdran Killer
Date: 05 Mar 04 - 09:17 AM

Nah, the Welsh people are OK, just need some new names.Bodhrans make good trays and nowt else.

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: Sweetfia
Date: 05 Mar 04 - 06:39 AM

Don't you mean fresh air...?

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: GUEST,Bodhran Fondler
Date: 05 Mar 04 - 04:54 AM

Shoo!!! Go away you naughty person! The welsh are miserable sods though aren't they. I must dash, I am taking my bodhran collection to the park for a bit of freh air today.

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: Bohdran Killer
Date: 05 Mar 04 - 04:36 AM

jOhn, your uncle can't possibly come from Wales if he is called Grayum, men from Wales are all called Taffy and all the wimmin are called Blodwyn.
Killer

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: Sweetfia
Date: 04 Mar 04 - 12:42 PM

Oh dear....

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Mar 04 - 11:28 AM

b*******d is a type of metal file, and a barrel size.

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: GUEST,Alan Duncan, £35 lighter.
Date: 04 Mar 04 - 11:09 AM

I'm sure bastard isn't a swearword. I was fitted up.

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: GUEST,Grayum in Wales
Date: 04 Mar 04 - 11:08 AM

I am not 26stone! I only weigh 23stone.