BS: OH NO! Libs loosing in Canuckistan

Subject: RE: BS: OH NO! Libs loosing in Canuckistan
From: DougR
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 06:08 PM

Congrats to any Conservatives out there!
DougR

Subject: RE: BS: OH NO! Libs loosing in Canuckistan
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 06:08 PM

A significant number of people anywhere are moronic...(although I don't think they were born that way...they just got that way due to various factors around them).

Anyway, voting for either the Liberals or the Conservatives in this country is fairly moronic when you get right down to it. Kind of similar to Democrats and Republicans. They represent the major lobbyists, not the people.

Subject: RE: BS: OH NO! Libs loosing in Canuckistan
From: Greg F.
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 12:49 PM

by then, people will realize that they are only disguised as liberal.

BY THEN ??? they've not been attempting to hide their true character all along.

Its really disheartening to learn that a significant number of Canadians are every bit as moronic as their counterparts south of the border.

I'd expected better of 'em, in light of past experience.

Subject: RE: BS: OH NO! Libs loosing in Canuckistan
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 10:42 AM

No reason to sweat. 64% of the public did not vote conservative. Canada is still Canada.

Subject: RE: BS: OH NO! Libs loosing in Canuckistan
From: GUEST,dianavan
Date: 24 Jan 06 - 12:25 AM

Stephen Harper and Stockwell Day? That's almost funny if it weren't so real.

Oh well, its a minority government. If they go too far right or try to change social policy, they will have a very, hard time.

I'll give them two years at the most.

A senator remarked that, by then, people will realize that they are only disguised as liberal.

I hope the opposition watches them like hawks.

The best thing is that the Conservatives are out-numbered!

We have been spared the nightmare of a majority Conservative government.

Subject: RE: BS: OH NO! Libs loosing in Canuckistan
From: Peace
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 11:24 PM

NDP have 31.

Subject: RE: BS: OH NO! Libs loosing in Canuckistan
From: number 6
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 10:49 PM

"125, 100, 53, and 30 for Conservatives, Liberals, Bloc and New Democrats. MINORITY GOVERNMENT.""

pretty close on the count so far Peace.

122 102 50 30.

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: OH NO! Libs loosing in Canuckistan
From: Bobert
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 10:32 PM

Can ya ski on sqat, Bruce?

Subject: RE: BS: OH NO! Libs loosing in Canuckistan
From: Peace
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 10:00 PM

BTW: We got squat for snow here. Even the weather's been clement.

Subject: RE: BS: OH NO! Libs loosing in Canuckistan
From: Peace
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 09:27 PM

Oh!

Subject: RE: BS: OH NO! Libs loosing in Canuckistan
From: bobad
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 09:26 PM

It's a winter election, remember, they would have to get de-iced.

Subject: RE: BS: OH NO! Libs loosing in Canuckistan
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 09:26 PM

They overdid it and ascended right out of this plane of existence.

Subject: RE: BS: OH NO! Libs loosing in Canuckistan
From: Peace
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 09:24 PM

Hey, yeah. Where the heck are the yogic flyers this election?

Subject: RE: BS: OH NO! Libs loosing in Canuckistan
From: bobad
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 09:22 PM

I think we should take up yogic flying - that'll show 'em.

Subject: RE: BS: OH NO! Libs loosing in Canuckistan
From: Peace
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 09:19 PM

I think we should be making thermonuclear weapons. We get invaded and we set them off.

Subject: RE: BS: OH NO! Libs loosing in Canuckistan
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 09:17 PM

I think we already have some American nukes positioned to "defend" us. In other words, if the Russians send some over the pole, then the USA sends some back the other way and tries to blow up the Russian ones right over our heads. Makes for a great light show.

Subject: RE: BS: OH NO! Libs loosing in Canuckistan
From: Bobert
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 09:09 PM

You all ain't going to go talking about making a nuke, is ya???

You know how conservatives like to have lots of bombs....

Subject: RE: BS: OH NO! Libs loosing in Canuckistan
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 08:58 PM

Why is it that no one who hates "liberals" knows how to correctly spell the word "loser"?

Subject: RE: BS: OH NO! Libs loosing in Canuckistan
From: Peace
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 08:57 PM

'"REPENT!" yells Bible Thumper. "The END IS NEAR!!!"'

The end should have been covered by the safety.

Subject: RE: BS: OH NO! Libs loosing in Canuckistan
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 08:40 PM

Flippin' A! Bolthole makes a fast break for the centre, fakes left, then DRIVES for right flippin' field! Flipface tries for the tackel, misses it...and eats dirt! But here comes Corkpuller! She has dtiched the birikenstocks and is wearin' cleats! Holy flip! This could get flippin' nasty.

"REPENT!" yells Bible Thumper. "The END IS NEAR!!!"

Just as...Green Thumb whips out a bucket of veggie queeche and pitches it all over Bolthole's path, causin' Bolthole to slip, stagger, and...DROP THE BALL!!!!!!!!!

FUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The crowd goes NUTS!!!

Gonna be quite a flippin' night, eh?

Subject: RE: BS: OH NO! Libs loosing in Canuckistan
From: Beer
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 08:40 PM

Despite all the crap going on I did vote today as i have ever since I was old enough to do so. Did I win? Did I loose? For me it really doesn't matter. But I voted. No one shot at me. I was welcomed by folks that voted in all likelyhood for someone I did not vote for.

Subject: RE: BS: OH NO! Libs loosing in Canuckistan
From: Peace
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 08:32 PM

Right end runs behind the left halfback. Takes the ball. Sends a 40 yarder to the left end who does a beautiful layup and misses the crease by centimeters. They discuss it at the 19th hole.

Subject: RE: BS: OH NO! Libs loosing in Canuckistan
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 08:14 PM

Hike!

Subject: RE: BS: OH NO! Libs loosing in Canuckistan
From: gnu
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 08:06 PM

18 11 2

Subject: RE: BS: OH NO! Libs loosing in Canuckistan
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 07:42 PM

By the way, I like voted for a laff, eh? The choice here was between:

Bolthole - Conserbative
Flipface - Libaral
Corkpuller - NDP
Bible Thumper - Chiristian Flippin' Heritge party (talk about MAJOR LOOOSERS!)
Green Thumb - Green party (buncha veg-heads that love whales and stuff like that)

Now hte way it goes in this town...Only Bolthole and Flipface got a hope of being elected here. Corkpuller is just in it so she can say she ran. Big flippin' deal! Bible Thumper is a skinny old flippin' religionous nut who runs every time in this riding and dong't never get more than 35 or 40 votes! One of his votes is from my Aunt. she is a religious nut too. She says I am goin' to hell. I say, "I already BEEN there...that weekend long ago when I got babysat by YOU!" Then ya got yer Green Thumb who is praobally a planted agent from Europe because she can't be a real Canadian! Hell no. Real Canadians eat back backon, not Humous and Taheenies and crap like that. Real Canadians wear work boots, not Birkenstocks. Real Canadians read Don Cherry's hockey books, not Deepaki flippin' Chopra!

So...tomorrow either Bolthole or Flipface gets to run this flippin' municipality for a while. Whichever one it is...he has my flippin' sympathy, lemme tell ya. I say it's gonna be Bolthole. 3 to 1 odds, eh? I voted for Bolthole, like I said...for a laff...but I figger my winner-type instinks will propeller the conservatives to victory. I have a gut feeling that dont' never lead me astray, eh?

Subject: RE: BS: OH NO! Libs loosing in Canuckistan
From: gnu
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 07:37 PM

Shite... I had just woke up... I meant 15 minutes... which are up... it has BEGUN!!! Of course, I cannot report anything I see on the TV as it is highly illegal.

Subject: RE: BS: OH NO! Libs loosing in Canuckistan
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 07:28 PM

That would be...like...just about everyone around this town, eh? You won't hafta wait 45 minutes neeither.

- Shane

Subject: RE: BS: OH NO! Libs loosing in Canuckistan
From: gnu
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 07:23 PM

Less than 45 minutes here until we begin to see who's lacking in social graces............

Subject: RE: BS: OH NO! Libs loosing in Canuckistan
From: Peace
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 05:07 PM

Just wait. You'll see. I got high friends in places.

Subject: RE: BS: OH NO! Libs loosing in Canuckistan
From: number 6
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 04:56 PM

"When the polls close it will look like
125, 100, 53, and 30 for Conservatives, Liberals, Bloc and New Democrats. MINORITY GOVERNMENT."

how do you know that Peace ??

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: OH NO! Libs loosing in Canuckistan
From: Charmion
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 04:35 PM

Good one, pdq. Bad spelling makes me wince, so I'm always glad for a little re-interpretation.

Subject: RE: BS: OH NO! Libs loosing in Canuckistan
From: Peace
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 02:57 PM

"Vive La France!"

Seems it's a very nice thought, given that France needs all the prayers it can garner these days.

Subject: RE: BS: OH NO! Libs loosing in Canuckistan
From: pdq
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 02:33 PM

Seems that the words 'loosing' and 'hypocracy' are among the most commonly used terms on Mudcat.

Maybe we should attempt to define them. Here goes:

          loosing - Opening the gates of the corral and letting the cattle out.

          hypocracy - Rule by hypocrites

Subject: RE: BS: OH NO! Libs loosing in Canuckistan
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 02:21 PM

Like it matters one way or the other....

Subject: RE: BS: OH NO! Libs loosing in Canuckistan
From: Peace
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 02:16 PM

It's getting real deep in here.

When the polls close it will look like
125, 100, 53, and 30 for Conservatives, Liberals, Bloc and New Democrats. MINORITY GOVERNMENT.

Subject: RE: BS: OH NO! Libs loosing in Canuckistan
From: gnu
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 02:12 PM

Pffffftt!!!

Subject: BS: OH NO! Libs loosing in Canuckistan
From: GUEST,Lucky Pierre
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 11:15 AM

Conservative Win in Canada Could Help Repair Ties to US
New York Times, United States - 12 hours ago
... The Liberals won the last four national elections, governing Canada for 13 years - as the party did for three-quarters of the past century. ...
Conservative Party in Canada Appears Poised for Election Victory
New York Times, United States - 20 hours ago
... The Liberals won the last four national elections, governing Canada for 13 years - as the party did for three-quarters of the last century. ...
A Conservative Evolves, and Leads a Canadian Race
New York Times, United States - Jan 15, 2006
... Conservative Party as the main opposition to the long-dominant Liberals. He once led a conservative research organization and referred to Canada 10 years ago ...
Liberals' TV Ads Bring Some Heat to Canada's Election Campaign
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... One has a voice reading a Washington Times article saying: "Canada may elect the most ... and their anti-Bush overtones are similar to a drive the Liberals made in ...
World Briefing: Americas, Europe and Asia
New York Times, United States - Jan 11, 2006
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Vive La France!