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BS: Screw ups...
| nosluap57 | 24 Apr 06 - 09:07 PM | |
| CarolC | 24 Apr 06 - 09:02 PM | |
| GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll | 24 Apr 06 - 08:33 PM | |
| Bobert | 24 Apr 06 - 08:12 PM | |
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Subject: RE: BS: Screw ups... From: nosluap57 Date: 24 Apr 06 - 09:07 PM I thought it a good idea to change the oil right after purchasing my first car at the tender age of 16. I ran it up on some ramps, and scampered underneath with my trusty crescent wrench. I placed the drain bucket under the first bolt I see, and loosen it, until, some purplish looking liquid came pouring out. Yep, I drained the transmission fluid instead of the oil.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Screw ups... From: CarolC Date: 24 Apr 06 - 09:02 PM One time I wired up the tailpipe on my car (I guess it lost a bracket or something) to a handy pole that I found under the car. Took me a while to figure out what that scraping noise was that I heard whenever the car was moving. Hey Bobert, do they still make linoleum? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Screw ups... From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll Date: 24 Apr 06 - 08:33 PM Wot? Are you bloody stupid? Wot???? You don't use a fecking wadded up rag to stop sewer gases from the loo, you use one o' them "trap" fingies. It's a pipe in a sort of "s" shipe. And if it won't bloody flush I should fink NOT wot wiv a fecking wadded up rag jammed in the bleedin' drain pipe! Wot kind of man are you? You sound loik one o' them types wot walks around wiv 'is knuckles draggin' on the ground and utterin' a grunt now and then when 'e finks o' somefin which ain't often! I won't be callin' you to fix my plumbin', Bobert. Not bloody likely! - Olive Whatnoll |
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Subject: BS: Screw ups... From: Bobert Date: 24 Apr 06 - 08:12 PM No, no, no, a thousand time no... This ain't about folks but ourselves and some of the goofy things we do... Like today... I just installed a lenolium (no, not vynal) floor in a bath I'm redoin' an' rei8nstalled the toilet this afternoon over the new floorin'... Probloem is it wouldn't flush??? Hmmmmmmm??? (Danged, Bobert, you moron, you forgot to remove that wadded up old rag you jammed in the pipe to keep the sewer gases out of the house...) I did??? Opps.... Worst thing about this is I did the same thing just last year on another project??? So, folks, anyone else got anu screw up tales of woe to share??? Bobert |
