BS: Mudcat Tavern pre-Valentine Bash

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern pre-Valentine Bash
From: Amergin
Date: 12 Feb 10 - 03:26 PM

How about a nickel then?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern pre-Valentine Bash
From: GUEST,TIP
Date: 12 Feb 10 - 03:18 PM

Yeah and that quarter isn't going to do it.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern pre-Valentine Bash
From: Severn
Date: 12 Feb 10 - 02:52 PM

Yeah, gnu, but the question always remains, "Is it easy for HER (whoever she might be) to say?" Someone who like's 'em "61 and Crispy" and who, after kicking the tires, decides I still runs OK.

Nuff said. I'm out of mope mood and here to enjoy everything, to take a turn for the better after taking a turn for the nurse.

Have you noticed, according to her badge, that my waitress' name, appropriately enough, is TIP?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern pre-Valentine Bash
From: gnu
Date: 12 Feb 10 - 02:17 PM

SINS... just don't trip over the Death Bear stools.

Sev... "I'll have to rely on my looks, personality and charisma."
Easy for you to say.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern pre-Valentine Bash
From: Amergin
Date: 12 Feb 10 - 01:50 PM

I think everyone should sing Shel Silverstein's Don't Give a Dose To The One You Love Most

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern pre-Valentine Bash
From: Severn
Date: 12 Feb 10 - 01:43 PM

Is the salad there for those without a Valentine who might be forced to celebrate Palm Sunday instead?

The staff are singing Gilbert & sullivan as they push the doily cart....

Gnu, being Sunday, I'll settle for The Revised Standard Virgin (or Good News For Modern Man, for that matter!) The more she's revised her standards, the better, I guess, but in the end, someone to wake up to, rather than merely sleep with. But not being able to indulge in booze or chocolate myself, reducing all that to a spectator sport (meaning I can dish it out, but I can't take it), I'll have to rely on my looks, personality and charisma. Oh well....

Waitress, I'll have breaded hearts of whatever Mmario's cooking and bring them to the patio, so I can say I ate them out. A side order of ought-to-choke hearts, please, and I'll wash it all down with a diet Moxie. Still taking the DeMilo thing back at the Horse-spittle pretty hard, I guess...

As I said when I was finishing the last episode, for now, in the continuing soap opera of General Horse-spittle, after an interlewd with a quite satisfied looking Nurse Ratched, I hope he counted all his tentacles when he left. And give poor Squiddy a break, I imagine, after yesterday, he's probably been hurt enough already
but we may not have seen the last of a very satisfied looking, for whatever reason, Nurse Ratched. Better let the alligator (in his "Love Is A Croc" t-shirt) guard the rabbit hole enterance.....

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern pre-Valentine Bash
From: SINSULL
Date: 12 Feb 10 - 01:02 PM

Cracking his skull on the door frame and tripping over the bar stools lumbers in the Death Bear. tOW MISSTEPS AND HE IS HEAD FIRST IN THE jELL-o PIT. aPPARENTLY HE HEARD ABOUT THE SQUID'S REJECTION.

Damn Capslock! That's the second time today.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern pre-Valentine Bash
From: gnu
Date: 12 Feb 10 - 12:59 PM

A virgin Caesar would be more eunuch.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern pre-Valentine Bash
From: SINSULL
Date: 12 Feb 10 - 12:57 PM

One Virgin Mary - spicy, cool and alcohol free for now.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern pre-Valentine Bash
From: gnu
Date: 12 Feb 10 - 12:45 PM

I'll have a virgin whatever.

Subject: BS: Mudcat Tavern pre-Valentine Bash
From: SINSULL
Date: 12 Feb 10 - 12:40 PM

Amazing! The place is reasonably clean. Seems the squid was preparing his Love Nest for Liz. Wonder why he hasn't brought Ratched ba...uh oh. Guess she wasn't into beastiality after all.

But as long as the squid is chained to the wall, we can dress him up as St. Valentine and let Rapaire practice shooting arrows at him. Of course, he'll have to be in a Cupid costume.

OK red table cloths out. Red Jell-O setting in the pit. Cranberry punch spiked with gin, vermouth, vodka, and aqavit at the ready.

Hearts of palm salad done!

Better check the Ladies and the larder. The delivery is late...I think the red toilet paper is a nice touch. No one stuck in the stall - good! Lace doilies on the seats - very nice.


Kitchen - I will have to leave this for later. MMario will be by to set up the bar-b-que.
Nice selection of chocolates, truffles, nougats,and candy hearts with little love notes printed on them. "Eat me"?????