BS: I refuse to comment on this!!!

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From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 28 Jul 05 - 11:00 PM

They'll hifty cancel the dug race
I think they'll hae tae chuck it
Cos wan o the dugs
While bein waashed doon
Has went an kicked the bucket

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From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Bind River
Date: 28 Jul 05 - 05:19 PM

A moose on the loose is less trouble than a goose.

- BDiBR

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From: Peace
Date: 27 Jul 05 - 06:46 PM

Seven times nine is almost 1,000,000,000.

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From: Tam the man
Date: 27 Jul 05 - 03:35 PM

so do I

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From: fat B****rd
Date: 27 Jul 05 - 06:31 AM

Big horse.

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From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 27 Jul 05 - 01:24 AM

Why?

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From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 26 Jul 05 - 11:16 PM

Okay, like....stop, eh? I mean it! Flippin' stop NOW!

- Shane

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From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 26 Jul 05 - 12:18 PM

Question? There's a question?! ( Other than what is seven times nine? of course...)

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From: fat B****rd
Date: 26 Jul 05 - 05:05 AM

Good God ! If you have to ask the question you'll never understand the answer !!!!!!!!!!!!

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From: alanabit
Date: 26 Jul 05 - 04:48 AM

This thread is not worth posting to.

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From: freda underhill
Date: 26 Jul 05 - 04:39 AM

no comment.

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From: John MacKenzie
Date: 26 Jul 05 - 04:15 AM

What about 'The Other' ??
G.

Subject: RE: BS: I refuse to comment on this!!!
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 26 Jul 05 - 01:13 AM

Enough of this, please.

What about that?

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From: John MacKenzie
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 06:17 PM

As Mick McJagger once famously [almost] said.
Hey McLeod get offa my ewe!
G.

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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 05:57 PM

You mean the land where sheep-shearing loses its 'e'?

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From: John MacKenzie
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 10:19 AM

Common game amongst shepherds, especially along the lonelier reaches of the north west coast of Scotland, wellingtons are optional.
G

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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 25 Jul 05 - 05:40 AM

Leap frog was always good but "leap sheep"?

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From: Peace
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 10:19 PM

The simple joys of life.

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From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 09:44 PM

I swear, I never saw an ape riding through here on a guinea pig...

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From: Peace
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 08:57 PM

MY GAWD. It's George W Bush.

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From: Skivee
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 08:52 PM

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
If you would please settle down , we can get started.
As you may recall, I made statements last week denying any knowledge of this matter.
These statements were made with all due candor, and consideration of my legal responsibilty to those individuals involved.
Earlier this morning I recieved a signed and notorized letter releasing me from the constraints I was previously under.
On a personal note,may I just say that I regret the subterfuge. Most of you have know me for several years. I hope you appreciate that this matter has been distasteful to me and has caused me no small amount of embarrassment.
If you turn your attention to the image projected on the video screen, you will observe a large underground temple structure of antique design. Please note the three figures in ritual robes and various grotesque animal masks. The mask of the goat is on the shoulders of a figure of unusual proportions...
Now, as you see, the person removes the mask and is revealed to b...................................HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
                STATION REPORTS LOSE OF NETWORK SIGNAL

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From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 10:46 AM

Precisely what every guinea pig fears.

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From: John MacKenzie
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 05:27 AM

Carpe cavy [Seize the guinea pig]
G..

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From: Peace
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 12:52 AM

Ameliorated Airheart?

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From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Jul 05 - 12:44 AM

There you go.

There is almost no situation that cannot be ameliorated by adding one fresh chimp to the mix...

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From: Don Firth
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 10:05 PM

But on the other hand, if Chongo and friends are going to straighten my out, I guess I can cancel my appointment with my chiropractor.

Don Firth

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From: Don Firth
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 10:03 PM

Well, gee whiz, Little Hawk. No need to go ape over this. . . .

(I wus only monkeying around.)

Don Firth

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From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 08:07 PM

That's not funny, Don. I have going to have Chongo and the "boys" straighten you out, Chicago style. Better hide the bananas. Winona has taken enough already.

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From: Don Firth
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 08:03 PM

Okey-dokey, Little Hawk. Here ya be. . . .

Don Firth

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From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 07:52 PM

Thank you for that, Don. I am forever in your debt. Now, can you find some good pictures of Winona Ryder for me?

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From: Don Firth
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 07:30 PM

In response to GUEST's post on 23 July 05 - 9:13 AM, I thought if you liked that, you'd really appreciate this photo of a woman with huge jugs.

Always glad to be of service.

Don Firth

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From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 07:17 PM

Tupperware within Tupperware within Tupperware! All else is illusion!

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From: Peace
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 05:59 PM

Ca va bien, merci, Guillaume. Vous?

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From: Peace
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 05:57 PM

LOL

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From: John MacKenzie
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 05:55 PM

Comment ca va?
G

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From: Peace
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 05:55 PM

The price of beer is going up.

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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 05:53 PM

A comment worth commenting on! Any further comment on my comment about this comment could not be worthy of comment...obviously.

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From: jpk
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 05:39 PM

seems yiu already commented on this by saying you refuse to comment,which you didnot refuse to do by doing so,but no comment on this what,what is this,what were not commenting on.we might like to know what we are not talking about,other wise we might talk about it without knowing this,or is this the this we are not talking about.
never mind i ain't talking about this no more.

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From: John MacKenzie
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 02:25 PM

Mudcatgate? I don't know nuttin' about no steenkin' Mudcatgate!!
G..

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From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 02:16 PM

I have no knowledge of these allergations at present. Once my staff and I have destroyed every memo, email etc relating to the thing that has not happened, and no-one knows about, I will be making a further denial of everything.

Subject: RE: BS: I refuse to comment on this!!!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 01:25 PM

The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls, and tenement halls.
G..

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From: freda underhill
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 01:14 PM

You look at it, but it is not to be seen;
Its name is Formless.
You listen to it, but it is not to be heard;
Its name is Soundless.
You grasp it, but it is not to be held;
Its name is Bodiless.
These three elude all scrutiny,
And hence they blend and become one.
Its upper side is not bright;
Its under side is not dimmed.
Continuous, unceasing, and unnameable,
It reverts to nothingness.
It is called formless form, thingless image;
It is called the elusive, the evasive.
Confronting it, you do not see its face;
Following it, you do not see its back.
Yet by holding fast to this Way of old,
You can harness the events of the present,
You can know the beginnings of the past--
Here is the essence of the Way.

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From: GUEST
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 01:08 PM

Jings !!!!

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From: GUEST,borden drown
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 01:05 PM

Help ma boab !!! I cannae remember the noo.

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From: GUEST,Tony pear
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 09:22 AM

Er........... what was the question again?

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From: GUEST
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 09:13 AM

No comment

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From: GUEST,Chevy Slyme
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 07:54 AM

" To be paid promptly back a week Tuesday, there is the best of it!"

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From: GUEST,Tig Montague
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 07:52 AM

"Erm........I believe you heard him whisper me just now about the loan of a five shilling piece?"

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From: John MacKenzie
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 05:53 AM

Any resemblence to real or actual comments are purely unintentional, and we hereby state that no animals were harmed in the making of this comment.

By Order

HMCO

G.

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From: gnomad
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 05:31 AM

I'd be happy to give you a quote...











but I have nowt to say, sorry.