BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Cluin
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 02:19 PM

"Fuuny Man" Rocco in The Boondock Saints:

"Fuckin'... WHAT the fuckin, FUCK! Who the FUCK?! FUCK this FUCKIN' .... How did YOU two fuckin' FUCKS .... FUUUUUUCK?!?!?!"

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Raedwulf
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 01:23 PM

The Ultimate:

"@#$%ing @#$%er's @#$%ing @#$%ed!"

All 4 major parts of speech; adjective, noun, adverb, verb...

I never did hear the actual sentence when I worked on the @#$%ing railway, but I ought to have. I heard it in every imaginable @#$%ing context (usually about every other @#$%ing word) so much so that, 20 years later, I'm still @#$%ing prone to @#$%ing well using the @#$%ing word, even when I'm @#$%ing well trying not to!

@#$%ing British Rail!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Juan P-B
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 12:46 PM

I had a buddy who used to slot it into other words...

"I hope you're satis-@#$%ing-fied!" was one of his

Juan P-B

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 11:38 AM

Thank god it's #&$)(%[? Friday.

Or, as the Irish would have it #e$£]*? Friday.

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Davetnova
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 10:54 AM

It's Friday tomorrow.

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: GUEST,heric
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 10:48 AM

"The United States, as the world knows, will never start a @#$%ing war."

John F. Kennedy, 1963

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Wolfgang
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 10:46 AM

Just a correction to the first post:

Picasso is often misquoted. He did not say It does so @#$%ing look like her!", he actually said It does so look like her @#$%ing.

Wolfgang

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Cluin
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 10:44 AM

"I'm just going outside for a &*@#in' piss, right?
Don't @(%$in' seal the !%&#in' tent shut this $&*@in' time, right?"
   --Captain Laurence Oates

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: wysiwyg
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 10:40 AM

We play it like this-- where in a multi-syllable word to insert it, for example, "I'll blow you to Ju-@#$%-in'-upiter!"

... as, really, one could hardly say: "I'll blow you to Jupi-@#$%-in'-ter!"

Try it. It will soon take over either your daily pronunci-@#$%in'-ation or at the very least, your pro-@#$%in'-nunciation. And, likely, your men-@#$%in'-tation as well.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 10:29 AM

One small step for man, one giant %£(&?$#+ leap for mankind.

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: GUEST,heric
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 10:02 AM

"Waht the @#$%?"
-Sir Isaac Newton 1662

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 09:37 AM

Watch him, he'll have some fuckers eye out with that. [ Harold at Senlac ]

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 09:03 AM

Just remembered:

"Bubbles? Oi'm the Prince of @#$%ing Darkness!", and

"Oi'm too old for back-to-back gigs. I'm not @#$%ing doing it, Sharon."

Ozzy again.

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Fiolar
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 09:02 AM

"Watch what you're doing with the @#$%ing horn".
Edward II, 1327.

"Careful with that @#$%ing axe".
Charles I, 1649.

"Where the @#$% is my fiddle?"
Nero, 64AD.

"But I don't like @#$%ing apples".
Adam.

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 08:56 AM

@#$% the FCC
@#$% the FBI
@#$% the CIA
Living in the mother@#$%ing USA

(Steve Earle, The Revolution Starts Now)

'Nuff said

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 08:00 AM

King Harold at the Battle of Hastings said:-
"Watch that @#$%er, he'll have somebodys eye out"!!!!!
Best wishes.

Subject: RE: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 07:08 AM

Waht the @#$% is @#$%ing happening man?
--=Ozzy Osbourne.

Subject: BS: Correct usage of the 'F' word
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 06:49 AM

Correct usage of the "F" word:

10. "What the @#$% was that?"
---Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
--- Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
--Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
---Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
---Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
---Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
--- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
--- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
---Bill Clinton, 1998

and a drum roll please...........!

1. "What the @%#*^ happened?."
--- John Kerry, 2004