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Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...' From: MBSLynne Date: 21 Jan 05 - 09:54 AM ROFL Rapaire!!! Actually..if it lasted four hours I should really think I wasn't doing my job properly!! Love Lynne |
Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...' From: Rapparee Date: 21 Jan 05 - 09:36 AM You're better off than I am, Teresa. I think you are, anyway. I read the thread title as "If the erection lasts over 4 years..." The images that called to mind were, well, I could picture a job as a hat rack, or as a pump handle, or as a light switch. Especially if the afflicted died in the meantime. "Yup, that's Hank, Martha. Leastways, all of him that was important there at the end. Didn't even have to have it stuffed. Makes a nice lamp for the end table, don't you think?" |
Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...' From: burntstump Date: 21 Jan 05 - 03:53 AM Go out on tour |
Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...' From: Liz the Squeak Date: 21 Jan 05 - 03:31 AM HAHAHAHA!! I used that line at work on Wednesday, and had 'em rolling around the floor! (some of them are very young and hadn't heard it before.....) Bobert, any chance you'll be coming up my way soon? LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...' From: MBSLynne Date: 21 Jan 05 - 02:46 AM Lady Jane, nor have I, but with one of these, I can get as many of those as I want! Love Lynne |
Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...' From: C-flat Date: 21 Jan 05 - 02:22 AM I only take it to stop me from pee-ing on my shoes. |
Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...' From: Teresa Date: 21 Jan 05 - 02:09 AM heeheehee! Not that direction, you silly. Oh, ok ... think long and hard, and the longer you think the ... Never mind. Apologies to robin Williamson; couldn't help it. Teresa |
Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...' From: Peace Date: 21 Jan 05 - 02:02 AM I'll help, Teresa. "If the erection lasts over four hours," man, that's gotta be hard on a guy, huh? |
Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...' From: Teresa Date: 21 Jan 05 - 01:37 AM Oh, now here I was making a valiant effort to change the subject. :) It's a lost cause 'round here.;) Teresa |
Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...' From: Amos Date: 21 Jan 05 - 01:25 AM Cluin: That's true of most of us older folkies... A |
Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...' From: Peace Date: 21 Jan 05 - 01:10 AM Damn it, Amos, don't start any rumours. |
Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...' From: Stilly River Sage Date: 21 Jan 05 - 01:08 AM It's the possible porn interpretation I was teasing you about, not the Dick-head in the White House. :) |
Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...' From: Amos Date: 21 Jan 05 - 01:02 AM ROFL! !Brucie, yer a champ!! I'll trust you with my dignity any day! A |
Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...' From: Peace Date: 21 Jan 05 - 12:58 AM Priapism is one of the things we check for at accident scenes where the mechanism of injury indicates that the patient might have suffered damage/injury to the spinal cord. It is done discretely with the back of the hand in an almost 'accidental-looking sweep'--to preserve the patient's dignity. There are other indicators, but this IS one of 'em. Often, trauma patients with spinal injury will not present with pain of even discomfort. In street terms, priapism is a hard on; in polite terms, an erection. Obviously, women are not checked for the 'condition', except for the Russian wrestling or weight lifting teams. FYI |
Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...' From: Amos Date: 21 Jan 05 - 12:41 AM Named for the fabled Priapus, half-goat, half-man, an ancient satyr renowned through Greece for his incessant interest in the seduction of various goddesses. Said to suffer from constant excitation as a result of some curse. Messing with Goddesses can be bad for your health. A |
Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...' From: Cluin Date: 21 Jan 05 - 12:33 AM Then you have nowhere to go but up, LadyJean. ;) |
Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...' From: LadyJean Date: 21 Jan 05 - 12:30 AM I think the condition is called priapism, and I don't really know much about it. I was getting, at one part, vast quantities of spam for products offering to enlarge my penis, which is a neat trick considering that I don't have one. |
Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...' From: Teresa Date: 21 Jan 05 - 12:20 AM Who, SRS ... me? O:-) I was just referring to my political views. :) ;) Teresa |
Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...' From: Bobert Date: 20 Jan 05 - 11:39 PM Ouch!!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...' From: Cluin Date: 20 Jan 05 - 11:38 PM Over 4 hours = extended restricted blood flow = necrosis. Pecker turn black, fall off all by himself. |
Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...' From: Stilly River Sage Date: 20 Jan 05 - 11:31 PM Teresa, Teresa, Teresa, what are we going to do with you? You'll get us kicked off the Internet for the imagery you're presenting here! :) SRS |
Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...' From: Teresa Date: 20 Jan 05 - 11:20 PM Well, um, if you have pain or no feeling and a long-term erection, I think that is bad, bad news. However, if there's no pain and lots o' feelin'... yowzers. :) Hmmm, I almost read that as "if the election lasts more than four years" ... for once my mind sure wasn't where it usually is. ;) :) Teresa |
Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...' From: wysiwyg Date: 20 Jan 05 - 11:08 PM I mean is this the folkie doping scandal of the future? :~) Cyclists on EPO, ESPN-sports types on steroids, folkies on Jazz? ~S~ |
Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...' From: wysiwyg Date: 20 Jan 05 - 11:06 PM Banned at Mudcat gatherings, innit? ~S~ |
Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...' From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 20 Jan 05 - 11:05 PM Basically, what they seem to be saying is "If you use this stuff, invest in a few sheep." 'Cause look, if ya need th' stuff it probly means yer gittin' on up in years, which means yer SO's probly gittin' on up in years too, which means she probly can't do it fer four hours anymore even if th' thang's still stiff as a roll of quarters. So, ya gotta have a coupla sheep aroun' t' keep th' thang entertained until th' shit wears off. |
Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...' From: Bill D Date: 20 Jan 05 - 11:01 PM Bert...you mean, to keep you from rolling out of bed? |
Subject: RE: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...' From: Bert Date: 20 Jan 05 - 10:52 PM I saw that too. I WANT some of that stuff;-) |
Subject: BS: 'If the erection lasts over 4 hours...' From: Bobert Date: 20 Jan 05 - 10:49 PM Well, I've been watchin' this commercial fir Cialis, 'er whatever they call it and one of the warnings goes something like: "..if the erection lasts over 4 hours consult your doctor" Okay, now first of all, Iz sniffin' some braggin' here by the drug company that sells this stuuf and... Second. How you gonna get yer doctor on the phone at midnight on Saturday night??? Nevermind. Bobert |