BS: Join a virtual singaround

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 15 Dec 05 - 12:27 PM

Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Mo the caller
Date: 15 Dec 05 - 11:15 AM

We'll help you eat it, then we'll wash the dishes
Then we'll go waltzing a-waltzing with yew

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: David C. Carter
Date: 15 Dec 05 - 11:11 AM

Gonna stick it in the ice box,save it for tomorrow
Cause I missed Micca's posting,Oh my God,BOO HOO.

CHARDONNAY DAVID.   CHEERS.

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: David C. Carter
Date: 15 Dec 05 - 09:58 AM

Just a bag full of boomerangs,been off a-hunting
I'm sitting here cooking up a hot 'roo stew

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Micca
Date: 15 Dec 05 - 09:52 AM

what I have in my tucker is Chicken a lá King
with a nice Chardonnay to serve it just so
and to round it all off for desert if you'll sing
I have ,in the coolbag, Black Forest Gateaux


Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 15 Dec 05 - 09:46 AM

He met a young swagman, who camped by the Billabong,
Under the shade of the koolabar tree.
"What have you there in your bush tucker bag?"
Asked Barnacle Bill the sailor

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 14 Dec 05 - 08:17 PM

The Policemen they caught me, they took away my liberty,
Sang old Bill as he sailed the sea,
But I upped and I jumped in, and swam down the billabong,
Barnacle Bill the-e sailor cried.

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Severn
Date: 14 Dec 05 - 07:08 PM

But when you're at sea, you've got no street cred
Sez Barnacle Bill The sailor

So back to camping out I went
Cried Barnacle Bill the Sailor
Was arrested for "A-Salt-Within-Tent!"
Cried Barnacle Bill The Sailor.....

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Janie
Date: 14 Dec 05 - 06:48 PM

me thinks there are times
we are sick in the head
other times there be when I know we're brain-dead

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: David C. Carter
Date: 14 Dec 05 - 05:40 AM

Shiver me timbers,full steam ahead,

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 14 Dec 05 - 04:53 AM

We're sailing along this wonderful thread,

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Severn
Date: 13 Dec 05 - 09:43 PM

Let the same song ring out still
Sez Barnacle Bill The Sailor
I did not mean the thread to kill
Sez Barnacle Bill The Sailor
Forgive me folks if I have sinned
You can yell at me til yer blue in the wind
I'll take it back where we beginned
Wid Barnacle Bill The Sailor....

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: GUEST,Me again
Date: 13 Dec 05 - 11:58 AM

How many beans in a baked bean can?
How many beeans in a can?
The answer my friend is blowing in the wind,
Said Barnacle Bill the sailor.

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Flash Company
Date: 13 Dec 05 - 04:42 AM

How many posts can you get from a troll,
Before we all start to weep?


FC

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: frogprince
Date: 12 Dec 05 - 08:49 PM

How many threads can a mudcatter read,
Till he dies from la -ack of sleep...

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Girl Friday
Date: 12 Dec 05 - 08:39 PM

Severn said "Let's try another one as well". This surely means that he wants us to start a new song open mike.
If those cannibals ate at the Orsett Cock
They would have enjoy-ed the sprouts.
Although their ears were forever bland
We would have been left in no doubt
That the odour my friend
Would be carried on the wind
The odour would be carried on the wind.

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: open mike
Date: 12 Dec 05 - 12:03 PM

blowin' in the wind
said barnacle bill the sailor

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual doubleround
From: Severn
Date: 11 Dec 05 - 10:23 PM

Let's try another one, as well.....

...Yes, and how many ears must the cannibals fry
Before they taste forever bland?
The answer my friend is.....

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: GUEST,Bill
Date: 11 Dec 05 - 07:53 PM

I reject all the tales,
Of travelling and sails.
I hate all this crap,
I'm a right clever chap.
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Girl Friday
Date: 11 Dec 05 - 07:48 PM

Who is this that claims he's Greek God of the Sea?
You water know that that God is me
Said Poseidon with trouser leg up to his knee
Not Barnacle-ese the sailor

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Dead Horse
Date: 07 Dec 05 - 08:40 PM

It seems all these catters are running amuck
So girding his loins and pulling out his pluck
He yelled at them all "I dont give a damn!"
Sez Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Severn
Date: 07 Dec 05 - 07:41 PM

I am named after Barn-a-cleeze
Sez Barnacle Bill the Sailor
He is the Greek God Of The Seas
Sez Barnacle bill The sailor.....

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Severn
Date: 07 Dec 05 - 07:38 PM

Who thith time of night tends to get a bit anthy
Sez Bareknuckle Bill the Sailor

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Girl Friday
Date: 07 Dec 05 - 07:05 PM

Ethspethly if worn by a maiden called Nanthy

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Folkiedave
Date: 07 Dec 05 - 06:57 PM

A thong is a thing that a salior doth fancy,

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: GUEST,tone deaf leopard
Date: 07 Dec 05 - 06:33 PM

Get on with the singinOf sea shanty songs
Have less of this talk about fannies and dongs
And pack off the bears somewhere, wearing thongs
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 07 Dec 05 - 05:54 PM

Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Micca
Date: 06 Dec 05 - 06:11 PM

Dressed like Gladiators
or pickers of 'taters
promoted by someones near beers

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Dec 05 - 05:57 PM

Ah yes, the Packers and Bears
Have played with each other for years

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Mo the caller
Date: 06 Dec 05 - 05:12 PM

I see that this thread has been censored by Joe
If all this is left then what had to go?
But maybe I really don't want to know
Said sensitive Mo the caller.

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Dead Horse
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 05:31 PM

Metre!
I'm lucky if I can manage 6 inches mate!

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Dead Horse
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 05:28 PM

I'll up with ya skirt and insert me hanny
If you do squirt, I'll think God damn me
I'll do it again, and think it canny
Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.



Apologies to those of a nervous disposition.

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Dead Horse
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 05:20 PM

Jazz, you preevert! I always sing shanties!

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: number 6
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 04:26 PM

oh yeah .. the bebop version

says

Bill le barnacle

sailor





man.

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: GUEST,Martin gibson
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 04:24 PM

metre?

Mine was the jazz version.

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Dead Horse
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 04:15 PM

For (s)he's got a dong as well as a fanny
Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 05 Dec 05 - 09:02 AM

I think that Bills song should go on.

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 04:49 PM

Martin this thread would be neater,
If you carried along with the metre.
Who is this other known whaler?
Asked Barnacle Bill the sailor.

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Once Famous
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 01:28 PM

Rap, c'mon! The Bears and Packers are the oldest rivalry in the NFL!

Even Barnacle Bill the Sailor would agree or any other known whaler from Mesopotamia.

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 01:16 PM

Bears and Packers? A football game my fanny!

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Once Famous
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 12:34 PM

Boy, am I glad I have real people to play and sing with. Also some pals to go out and enjoy a good Chicago style Hot Dog with as we are getting ready to watch today's Bears/Packers game.

Thanks for reading this.

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 12:26 PM

If only we could all play with the tranny

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Flash Company
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 10:09 AM

I don't think that rhymes, oh drat and bother it,
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

These verses could be by the great Ogden Nash

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 08:59 AM

And a nice juicy lamb so that we could all eat it

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: David C. Carter
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 06:52 AM

Said Barnacle Bill the sailor.


If only,if only we had a big bucket

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: David C. Carter
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 06:30 AM

A few fathoms more,she'll be through to Australia

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 06:21 AM

She was sinking quite quickly, with no one to bale her.

G

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: David C. Carter
Date: 04 Dec 05 - 06:09 AM

Into the bay,there sailed a big whaler

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 03 Dec 05 - 02:39 PM

And as for the sex, I must have my ration,
Said Barnacle Bill the sailor

Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: DMcG
Date: 03 Dec 05 - 10:52 AM

Or do I mean 'spinnaker',
(For that's the new fashion),