BS: John from Hull, in Hull, on Hull (Part3-Durty)

Subject: RE: BS: John from Hull, in Hull, on Hull (Part3-Durty)
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 15 Oct 02 - 05:43 AM

Brid Widder

I've stayed out of this green gingery thread up to now - although I must admit to having spent the odd few days (working) in Kingston-u-h (rather than Kingston-u-t where I am at the moment).

I was just going to point out that if you look up "Wang" in the DT yo will come up with two versions of THIS which defines the usage of the word very well.

One of my trips to Hull many years back was connected with Wang - but that was the computer manufacturer not the dangly bit !

Subject: RE: BS: John from Hull, in Hull, on Hull (Part3-Durty)
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Oct 02 - 10:38 PM

Something is strange.

Subject: RE: BS: John from Hull, in Hull, on Hull (Part3-Durty)
From: Mr Happy
Date: 12 Aug 02 - 08:37 AM

jon,

wh9y doesn't yor commers inklude 0 as wel as 9- theres 2 rownd commers. 9 is one & 0's the other.

as in (90)?

is it clearer now? 9 is one & 0's the other, bob's yer uncle & fanny's yer aunt!

Subject: RE: BS: John from Hull, in Hull, on Hull (Part3-Durty)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 12 Aug 02 - 02:17 AM

I think he is talking about 1990, but i'm not sure,
Mr Happy-Dont be looking at the past, try to focus on the future, 9it is 2002 now!).john

Subject: RE: BS: John from Hull, in Hull, on Hull (Part3-Durty)
From: GUEST,Skipjack
Date: 11 Aug 02 - 06:26 PM

Me neither, jOhn.

I couldn't understand Mick's reluctance to sign up for the 'Helmets, but as you found multiple wheely bins in his back passage, I'd say he has a realistic grasp of what what is wise to attempt.

Subject: RE: BS: John from Hull, in Hull, on Hull (Part3-Durty)
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Aug 02 - 05:49 AM

huh?

Subject: RE: BS: John from Hull, in Hull, on Hull (Part3-Durty)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 10 Aug 02 - 10:24 PM

mr hippy, what the heck are yoo om about, i read you message 3 time but, i stil do'nt understa'nd it.john
You talk about 90 , 90 what? 9I am very confused)

Subject: RE: BS: John from Hull, in Hull, on Hull (Part3-Durty)
From: Mr Happy
Date: 10 Aug 02 - 09:35 PM

jon,

wh9y doesn't yor commers inklude 0 as wel as 9- theres 2 rownd commers. 9 is one & 0's the other.

as in (90)?

Subject: RE: BS: John from Hull, in Hull, on Hull (Part3-Durty)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 10 Aug 02 - 08:46 PM

I found my wheely bin, if anybody is interested.It was in Mick9 ossenflags) back passageway, I think the dussmen 9garbage collecters) put it there by mistake.john

Subject: RE: BS: John from Hull, in Hull, on Hull (Part3-Durty)
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 01 Aug 02 - 01:35 PM

There's nowt wrong with being frivolous....it adds spice to your life!!!

cat

Subject: RE: BS: John from Hull, in Hull, on Hull (Part3-Durty)
From: GUEST,Oakley
Date: 01 Aug 02 - 08:46 AM

Like the Humberside Police Whistler, It's a fair cop, Gerry. I want to discuss scouting with you, if the rosa floribundi doesn't flare up and incapacitate you on Sunday. Or indeed if I am not sharing a cell with Gary after what we have meticulously planned in Beverley, also involving flares. And stop being frivolous.

Subject: RE: BS: John from Hull, in Hull, on Hull (Part3-Durty)
From: Banjo-Flower
Date: 01 Aug 02 - 07:44 AM

You don't fool us that easlily Oakleaf,come out from behind that cow

Gerry

Subject: RE: BS: John from Hull, in Hull, on Hull (Part3-Durty)
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Aug 02 - 05:42 AM

Deanmeister, don't worry, I'm here. I'm glad that you've joined and you lost your Goxhill-virginity. Please stay longer next time.

As long as you stick rigidly to the subject, avoiding drivel you'll be fine. Unlike he of the rosa-floribuna-on-the-bajno-skin, the varmint.

Subject: RE: BS: John from Hull, in Hull, on Hull (Part3-Durty)
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 01 Aug 02 - 05:19 AM

Banjo_flower, ME ....frivolous.....never!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: John from Hull, in Hull, on Hull (Part3-Durty)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 31 Jul 02 - 11:32 PM

a popperdom is a big crisp that you get with your curry, if you order from my werk, you get free popperdoms.If you order tell them you are a stewd ant , then you will get a 10 percent diss count.john

Subject: RE: BS: John from Hull, in Hull, on Hull (Part3-Durty)
From: GUEST
Date: 31 Jul 02 - 10:54 PM

yep

Subject: RE: BS: John from Hull, in Hull, on Hull (Part3-Durty)
From: Micca
Date: 31 Jul 02 - 08:09 PM

Hi Banjo flower, I didnt know you frivolled!!!!
brid widder, the "transponders" call a certain part of the male anatomy a "wang"!!! it certainly added a certain spice to a wellknown company of adding macine and electronics engineers!!!!
so, 'ullites do it in ponds!!!! Druids do it in Groves and Witches do it in Circles!!!
Outdoors is not all its cracked up to be, sunburn of delicate parts, ouch!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: John from Hull, in Hull, on Hull (Part3-Durty)
From: Banjo-Flower
Date: 31 Jul 02 - 07:58 PM

Do you mind catsPHiddle I'm the the one thats supposed to be frivolous (allegedley9

Gerry

Subject: RE: BS: John from Hull, in Hull, on Hull (Part3-Durty)
From: brid widder
Date: 31 Jul 02 - 07:56 PM

Les is there a connection between Maggie clearing out the village pond and outdoor sex... sounds messy... fun but messy... ( and I've never heard it called a 'wang' before)

Subject: RE: BS: John from Hull, in Hull, on Hull (Part3-Durty)
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 31 Jul 02 - 07:56 PM

Oakley, are you there?

Subject: RE: BS: John from Hull, in Hull, on Hull (Part3-Durty)
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 31 Jul 02 - 07:52 PM

Was it on the 1st of May????

"First of May, First of May, Outdoor sh****ing starts today!!"

Sorry, couldn't resist!

Cat

Subject: RE: BS: John from Hull, in Hull, on Hull (Part3-Durty)
From: Banjo-Flower
Date: 31 Jul 02 - 07:50 PM

Did you have a picnic Linda or what? if what which way did you lean?

Gerry

Subject: RE: BS: John from Hull, in Hull, on Hull (Part3-Durty)
From: Oaklet
Date: 31 Jul 02 - 07:43 PM

And Fridaythorpe is only a couple of miles up the road. If you ever fancy 6 days of isolation and peace, with views that could maim, walk the Wolds Way from the Humber Bridge to Filey. Done it twice and sometimes I feel I really need to do it again.

Subject: RE: BS: John from Hull, in Hull, on Hull (Part3-Durty)
From: Les from Hull
Date: 31 Jul 02 - 05:53 PM

I must add that my partner Maggie was one of team responsible for cleaning out Wetwang's village pond. Who put the Wet in Wetwang?

Subject: RE: BS: John from Hull, in Hull, on Hull (Part3-Durty)
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 31 Jul 02 - 05:32 PM

A friend of mine in Yorkshire phoned me today to say that it was raining but was still quite humid, at least he is not in one of the areas with the flash floods......you wouldn't think it was the end of July!!

Linda, I didn't know Yorkshire was the place for out door sex, if it was then I probably would have stayed longer!!!LOL!!!

Cat

Subject: RE: BS: John from Hull, in Hull, on Hull (Part3-Durty)
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 31 Jul 02 - 03:34 PM

Hey chaps. I have joined!! Are you proud of me? I can now launch wholeheartedly into the drivel pool. Hope I don't get told off by Doug.

Subject: RE: BS: John from Hull, in Hull, on Hull (Part3-Durty)
From: GUEST,Rara Avis
Date: 31 Jul 02 - 03:29 PM

Ah, well. One person's drivel is another's lighthearted banter. Lucky you in Yorkshire. Haven't been there in a couple of years. How's the weather today? We're perishing in a hellish heat-indexed 102 degrees here in Pennsylvania. Wish I were there.

Subject: RE: BS: John from Hull, in Hull, on Hull (Part3-Durty)
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 31 Jul 02 - 03:19 PM

Mooman, glad to see you made it to the monastery!!! Wetwang has nothing to recommend it -other than it is very near a medieval village called Wharam Percy which is very isolated and a lovely spot for picnics or outdoor sex depending on your leanings!

Subject: RE: BS: John from Hull, in Hull, on Hull (Part3-Durty)
From: Willa
Date: 31 Jul 02 - 02:29 PM

Davetnova
I'll aft ter tiller you, you mizzen use that there nautical lingo on this thread, or you'll find yourself the focs'l of attention; better change tack99

Subject: RE: BS: John from Hull, in Hull, on Hull (Part3-Durty)
From: Oaklet
Date: 31 Jul 02 - 12:08 PM

Only Mayor Richard Whitely. And being in the heart of the beautiful Yorkshire Wolds. I am glad that you appreciate the drivel; because we got told off yesterday, or rather Banjo-Flower did. For being frivolous.

Subject: RE: BS: John from Hull, in Hull, on Hull (Part3-Durty)
From: GUEST,Rara Avis
Date: 31 Jul 02 - 10:33 AM

The nearest I've been to Hull is Skegness, Leeds, and Whitby. And I've heard a brass band from Grimsby. To my cost I've somehow managed to skirt Hull in my travels. All this nattering makes me think I've missed something, erm, well, maybe I've not missed anything after all. Still, perhaps I should call in next time I'm in the neighborhood. Does Wetwang have anything to recommend itself (besides the name)?

Subject: RE: BS:Punch the Horse(Part two9
From: My guru always said
Date: 31 Jul 02 - 09:19 AM

Ahem, sorry two interupt, but I think there's a wheely bin enquiry on the other line.... unless I'm mistaken

Subject: RE: BS: John from Hull, in Hull, on Hull (Part3-Durty)
From: GUEST,mooman (in the middle of nowhere: Sothern In
Date: 31 Jul 02 - 02:17 AM

Look you lot! Just because I'm literally in the middle of the jungle down here doesn't mean I have to miss out on the fun...specially when it's concerning Indian food...I shall be living on the stuff, morning noon and night for the next three weeks!). Any questions about Indian food...I'm your man.

Bet you didn't think you could get rid of me that easily! Even Buddhist monasteries in the jungle (where I'm doing some voluntary biology teaching) have internet these days!

P.S. Am I the first 'Catter posting from a Tibetan settlement monastery in Southern India! Or the the whole of India (1 billion people!) for that matter!

All the best

mooman

Subject: RE: BS: John from Hull, in Hull, on Hull (Part3-Durty)
From: harpmaker
Date: 30 Jul 02 - 08:23 PM

Pete, I have some new recording software comming soon, so, I will let you know when this happens. We can test it out.John.

Subject: RE: BS: John from Hull, in Hull, on Hull (Part3-Durty)
From: Davetnova
Date: 30 Jul 02 - 08:47 AM

I almost went to have a deck at hull but bowed out after a stern rebuke from the wife , I didn't want to anchor her wroth]9

Subject: RE: BS: John from Hull, in Hull, on Hull (Part3-Durty)
From: GUEST,DeanMeister
Date: 30 Jul 02 - 06:20 AM

Is this thread linked to the other one? How did that happen?? Not being technically minded I is all confused....

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK)
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Jul 02 - 06:59 PM

oi

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Jul 02 - 06:55 PM

Slightly to the left, as is my usual preference, Oakster.

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: Willa
Date: 29 Jul 02 - 02:49 PM

Poppadum 'low no guitar playin' in here?

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: GUEST,oakley
Date: 29 Jul 02 - 11:01 AM

Aha, but does the Canadian version have a lively and vibrant Spanish quarter, inhabited entirely by folk musicians and hamsters?

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 29 Jul 02 - 10:51 AM

I've been to Hull lotsa times. It's across the river from Ottawa, nothing but government buildings and French Canadians. It's nothing like you describe.

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: GUEST,Oakley
Date: 29 Jul 02 - 10:04 AM

CarolC, I think he may have been referring to my beloved herd of 18 Friesian cows. Fresh grass pasture and being pampered to death, (particularly being fed extra-stong mints) does sometimes, make then a little loose in the bowel. Sorry for the sleepless night.

By the way, isn't this shaping up nicely to becoming a classic thread?

Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK)
From: GUEST,Oakley
Date: 29 Jul 02 - 09:55 AM

Hi Deanmeister, how's it hanging?

Subject: RE: Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Jul 02 - 09:50 AM

Boo

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: Banjo-Flower
Date: 29 Jul 02 - 08:18 AM

They serve as hors d'ouevres, ?? do horses wear duvets where you are then Bullfrog ?

Gerry (continuing the drivel9

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: CarolC
Date: 29 Jul 02 - 07:52 AM

But, but, unhhhhh... I need to know about the Friesian splatterbottoms. I didn't get any sleep at all last night for wondering about them. Somebody help me, please?

9

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: Bullfrog Jones
Date: 29 Jul 02 - 07:52 AM

Seminal curry? Yeeeuchhh!
BJ

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 29 Jul 02 - 07:27 AM

Madonna immortalised them with the seminal curry anthem 'Puppadom Preach'.

Skipjack

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: Bullfrog Jones
Date: 29 Jul 02 - 07:20 AM

A poppadom is a giant Indian crisp. (Except crisps are chips in America). They serve as hors d'ouevres, and you use them to soak up a) the beer, or b) the minty yoghurt stuff whilst waiting for you curry to arrive.
BJ

Subject: RE: BS: jOhn from Hull, in Hull, on Hull 9Part3)
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 29 Jul 02 - 06:15 AM

The spouse of a mommadom???