BS: Marmite or tenor banjo

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 02 Nov 05 - 08:08 AM

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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Shiplap Structure3
Date: 01 Nov 05 - 10:50 AM

Never mind about the marmite or the banjo (slight thread drift alot to be honest)
put failure into google and do a feel lucky search

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 01 Nov 05 - 07:11 AM

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Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: GUEST,Jon
Date: 01 Nov 05 - 07:04 AM

I'd not spotted this thread before. I love marmite and the tenor banjo. The question for me would centre around possible substitutes...

There is a reasonable chance that I could substitute Marmite for Vegemite but less chance of me substituting tenor banjo for another banjo and if the only substitute available was a 5 string banjo, there is simply no way.

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 01 Nov 05 - 06:48 AM

O/k, I've thought about this and it makes perfect sense!

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 18 Jan 04 - 05:27 AM

And always do it with the sheep overlooking a deep drop.
eric

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: GUEST,Good Looking Sheep
Date: 17 Jan 04 - 06:01 PM

I'm waiting boys.

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 17 Jan 04 - 07:25 AM

You will have to get there early, before all the good looking sheep have gone.
Best embriodered wellies only [ standing orders ]
eric.

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 17 Jan 04 - 03:16 AM

Time to get my walking boots out. I have a tenor banjo, a tent and a jar of marmite. I love the Yorkshire moors and can quite easily see some attractive sheep in the equation. The field behind the white Lion up on Blakey Ridge is desolate and cold and worth a visit by all concerned on this thread. A suitable date for the 'piss-up' will have to be arranged. A reply from Bella is now required.

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 05:33 AM

If you set out from Osmotherly the first stopping place is a pub called The Lion at Blakey Ridge, if you time it right you can spend all night there [ free camping ] but walking through waist high bracken the following morning is no joke with a hangover.
eric

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 11:00 AM

Getting pissed doing the Lyke Wake Walk - my kind of walk

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 10:48 AM

I'm too long in the tooth for stuff like that now mate. I did camp out on the North Yorkshire moors when I did the Lyke Wake walk many years ago and on my first weekend in the army even longer ago. Ended
up getting pissed both times.
eric

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Bobjack
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 09:45 AM

ps: if you fancy a go at it eric, PM me for more details. I was camped out on Penny Hill which is near Castleton on North York Moors. Ripping time was had by all!

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Bobjack
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 09:38 AM

Yeah rice, assault course, orienteering, night navigation, rock climbing, unarmed combat etc etc. Not all of spent christmas sat on our arses strumming songs from the folky of the year songbook you know!

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 09:31 AM

Bobjack, assault course? who were you learning to assault, your verbal is pretty good already.
eric

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Bobjack
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 08:32 AM

Of course I make sense, that's what BSthreads are for isn't it? The exchange of folky type information.And yes sttaw, my recent fortnight on a northern assault course has shifted a few pounds!

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 07:21 AM

Eric, Bobjack always makes sense - even after his recent keep fit regime has been very strenuous and risen to new heights
Sttaw

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 07:00 AM

Now that sounds like fluent gibberish to me Sttaw Legend.
Bobjack makes more sense.
eric

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 05:10 AM

So should that be whats the APR on the HP for the PC ?

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Bobjack
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 05:02 AM

Come and get me copper!

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 04:51 AM

Bobjack we know where you live.
rice the anagram

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 14 Jan 04 - 09:05 AM

What's the APR on the HP ?

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Bobjack
Date: 14 Jan 04 - 08:27 AM

Pudding eric?! it is peasant food and tastes like cardboard! my mother in law always used to serve it up as a separate course at dinner. bland shite! flour, salt and water from the humber. shite!shite! shite! HPrules!

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 14 Jan 04 - 07:28 AM

Is that the Broad Acres in/near Bridlington ?

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 14 Jan 04 - 07:06 AM

Do not, I repeat do not enter the Broad Acres and talk like that about our great pudding.
You have been warned.
eric the invisible.

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Bobjack
Date: 14 Jan 04 - 07:02 AM

Yorkshire puddings are shite without HP brown sauce.Marmite is a very poor relation to the mighty HP.

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: GUEST,Davetnova
Date: 14 Jan 04 - 06:51 AM

There was a wonderful programme demonstrating on the development of limpet mines by filling a saucepan with porridge and sticking it to the bottom of a boat. What kind of pet mine would a banjo filled with marmite and stuck on a bottom make?

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 14 Jan 04 - 05:47 AM

Garnished with onions extra CLASSY

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 13 Jan 04 - 10:08 PM

We don't like that foreign stuff ungry oss, and no it's not classy.
Yorkshire pudding with gravy, now thats CLASSY, but not in a tenor banjo.
eric

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: GUEST,hungry horse
Date: 13 Jan 04 - 07:59 PM

I prefer fromage frais on organs, but thats cos I'm classy.

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Guessed
Date: 13 Jan 04 - 07:42 PM

Hey
I went through a small pile of stuff left by Bor-in-Law when he went back to NZ. AND I found a jar (yes glass jar though not yer familiar shape) of Marmite. The brand is well known in NZ - Sanatarium = which roughly translates as "You must be mad to like this gunge"
Joy declined the Vegemite as an inferior pseudo-clone. If she doesn't like the idea of this Kiwi Marmite - what am I bid for a genuine collectors item? It is kept well away from proper food lest it contaminates the fodder.

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 04:24 AM

It is blue, especially this weather. So Bella you actually play an instrument?

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Sweetfia
Date: 17 Dec 03 - 08:37 AM

What a surprise...

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 17 Dec 03 - 07:55 AM

69

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 17 Dec 03 - 07:27 AM

Oh heck - sorry mam

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Sweetfia
Date: 17 Dec 03 - 04:49 AM

I'm having a word with you tomorrow night Dave...!

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 16 Dec 03 - 11:51 AM

Some one has observed that the fluff in your belly button is always blue, if correct why is that ? Is it an attraction from honey remains left un-licked ? Bella do you suffer from fluff in any of your holes ?

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: s6k
Date: 16 Dec 03 - 07:57 AM

Lord!!

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Sweetfia
Date: 16 Dec 03 - 07:44 AM

Oh My!!

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: GUEST,Bella Button
Date: 15 Dec 03 - 08:42 AM

I am now back. I have been very busy with the organ in my mouth everynight. It is very hard work pushing, blowing and sucking! I am hoping for a longer instrument as I only have 10 holes.

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 13 Dec 03 - 06:44 AM

if you fill a tenor banjo with honey it couldn't sound any sweeter.
eric

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 12 Dec 03 - 04:21 PM

I've just bought a new jar. It's all black and smelly.

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Dec 03 - 11:35 AM

If you pack a tenor banjo full of marmite it actually sounds better, but tastes worse...

Decisions, decisions....

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: s6k
Date: 12 Dec 03 - 06:35 AM

i htink my speling si prety bad so i carnt tipe much but thsi fred is verry rewd

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Sweetfia
Date: 12 Dec 03 - 06:32 AM

What the hell! I didn't kno BS threads were like this!

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 12 Dec 03 - 04:57 AM

is that simple interest or compound ?
eric

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 11 Dec 03 - 09:39 PM

Well spotted El BB. Bella we need you. The thread's losing it's interest.

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 11 Dec 03 - 12:33 PM

Stop it David you silly boy! There is no such product.Who in their right mind would name anything after a violinist.

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 11 Dec 03 - 12:13 PM

Have just discovered a new honey called "Honiolin" apparently it was named after a violinist, any one come across it ?

Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 11 Dec 03 - 05:12 AM

when it's been converted to alcoholl.
eric