BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: SINSULL
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 04:08 PM

Gentlemen, you are all invited to join us as 4:15 PM Mudcat time to share your positive powers. The Ladies are serious about this. By joining together (spiritually, ritually, figuratively) the group will send its love and healing thoughts to all here who need them. No need to sign up. Just be with us at 4:15.

Mick - add your huge soul to our efforts and I will forgive your transgression.
Mary Sunshine

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 01:22 PM

Time your aim improved then

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Big Mick
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 01:21 PM

Oh..... yeah ........ I will probably pay a price for that post.... LOL nervously

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 01:04 PM

RED Green is alive and well. His nephew learned how to make mirror websites and thought he might help the McCain Palin campaign by doubling their efforts. Red could barely acces his favorite porn sites with his nephew on line all night long. He changed the password and geek boy got a lap top from Amazon.

Well, when Red went to make a paymet to cougars gone wild he noticed that a good deal of PAC money got schuffled into Red's pay pal account.
Before you could say lickiddy split Red had 2.8 million dollars.

Red donated a mysterious $30,000 to the lodge to be used by member consensus only. The in fighting and intrigue that followed convinced Red that it might be best to move on. His nephew now resides in Atlanta Georgia and developes web communication software for CNN.

Red lives somewhere in the south of France not far from R. Crumb's old house.

Yep I miss ol Red.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 01:03 PM

Is that supposed to be some sort of consolation Mary?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Mrrzy
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 01:02 PM

I'd rather bond with joints than meditate about them...

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: SINSULL
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 12:54 PM

Hey we got gargoyle. You got us.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 12:49 PM

I was thinkin' whatcha would like brung to da horspittle, after dem gals was finished workin' ya over, fer yer post at 12:27PM, ma fiend.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Big Mick
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 12:38 PM

I'm a quiche, chocolates, and red wine guy, cutie!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 12:35 PM

That's tellin' 'em Mick. (What sorta flowers ya like?)

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Big Mick
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 12:27 PM

Hey .... youse broads don't belong in dis t'read anyhow. 'gwan back to yer own dump.......

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 12:27 PM

Did LH call this "joint bOnding" or "joint bEnding"?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 12:22 PM

yep... charging up my stingers

teehheeheeeheeee








Muuhahahahahaha

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 12:21 PM

Specially if her father's chasin' you and he's got a shotgun and a load of birdshot in it.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 12:20 PM

Bonding huh. Shurely shome mishtake Mishter Hawk.

Reminds me of the lovely Shona Legge, I met her in a low joint, and we bonded, if you know what I mean.
She had enormous cigarette papers as I remember, but you had to be there.
She had a nice friend called Mary Jane, I took a liking to her too.
Well as George Burns used to say, keep off the Grace.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: SINSULL
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 12:18 PM

Can't help but think of Red Green:
"I'm a man but I can change. If I have to...I guess."

Tomorrow at 4:15, you will all get a positive jolt from the ladies. We love you dearly.
Mary

Subject: ADD: Male Bonding Song (Bill Gallaher)
From: Big Mick
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 12:15 PM

A few years back I did Bill Gallaher's wonderful song at The Getaway, entitled The Male Bonding Song, the lyrics to which I proudly reproduce below. This is now a music thread, ***chuckle***:

MALE BONDING SONG
(Words & Music by Bill Gallaher © 1995 From The Last Battle CD BGM 1002)

When we learned, it was a shocking re-ve-lation      
That somehow as men we simply hadn't grown So we looked at all you women, and your pride in feminism,         
And we started up a movement of our own.
Now we are men, and proud to be men;
We meet every Sa-tur-day at three;
And we ex-plore with great per-sis-tence,
Our mas-cu-line existence,            
Beat our drums, and run off naked through the trees.

Chorus:
Oh we all go running naked through the trees,
As naked as a jaybird, if you please.
Oh we throw off all our wrappings, and with private parts a flapping,
We all go running naked through the trees!

Yes, every weekend we all meet deep in the forest,
Where we beat our drums and fashion spears from trees;
And with our faces painted, we all get re-acquainted
With our atavistic masculinity.
For we are men and proud to be men,
We meet every Saturday at three;
And we flaunt with great pretension
Those long penile extensions,
As we all go running naked through the trees... Chorus

I guess we spent too long pretending we were something we were not,
While we hid our inner turmoil and our strife;
You thought we had a bed of roses though we stood with runny noses,
Pressed up hard against the window pane of life.
Now we are men and damn proud to be men,
We meet every Saturday at three;
And if you think it's just depravity,
You don't know what it's like to be,
A man gone running naked through the trees (It hurts!)...Chorus

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Ebbie
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 12:12 PM

Now play nice, boys.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Severn
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 10:48 AM

We can't risk a Cigarlet Fever epidemic.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 10:21 AM

I don't smoke those damned things! It's Chongo who smokes cigars, not me.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 10:12 AM

Navaho sweat lodges have been in the news lately. You know there is this big tent and water is poured on hot rocks. Its a poor man's sauna. Now if Spaw could lead a Mudcat lodge of another sort...
and Little Hawk lights his cigar...

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 09:19 AM

another one bites the dust

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: TheSilentOne
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 08:56 AM

From: Donuel - PM
Date: 22 Jan 10 - 11:23 PM
Symposium #3
The Mudcat Curse!

Is this a mere coincidence or is a sinister invisible hand involved?
And whats the deal with those 3 healthy members?

Well as one of those three my strategy is never to post. It's worked so far. (oops)

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Will Fly
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 08:07 AM

Blow this for a lark - I want to bond with the Mudcat WOMEN. One at a time or severally. Serially or simultaneously.

There's no fantasy like an old male's fantasy is there...

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 05:52 AM

Damn! Thought I was going to get some good spackling tips on this thread. You guys are so disappointing.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 04:56 AM

I'm still in shock from misreading meditation, in the title of the Mudcat ladies thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 12:38 AM

sorry I can be a buzz kill sometimes.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 12:26 AM

Zig Zag glue!
Oh yeah they make that stuff from the mucus from Honduran Tuburculosis patients in El Diablo, ergo the sweet flavor.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Neil D
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 12:08 AM

The glue at the upper edge of the Zig-Zag.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Severn
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 12:03 AM

Spaw's OK now, I guess. He seems to have blown hin hand free, but either there's a full moon, or it musta hurt sommethin' terrible!...

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Jan 10 - 11:56 PM

Umm ah ya gotta use nail polish remover to get super glue off.
But it really burns if it gets in your ass.

For airplane glue use airplane parts, for museledge...they still make that stuff? I guess mucus removes that.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Jan 10 - 11:50 PM

Hey we should get some celebrity speakers like the Kiwanis, Elk, Moose, Lions and Gerbils do.

How about Al Bundy from Married with Children, he just wrapped a season of Breaking Bad and said he is bored with Tahiti now that its so commercial. Maybe he'll come for the whisky balls and buffalo wings. or is it the other way around?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Severn
Date: 22 Jan 10 - 11:44 PM

Well, it looks like some of the guys have found an old plastic skeleton in some closet or another and a tube of Crazy Glue and, after a few single malts, are beginning to take this joint bonding stuff kinda seriously, if a bit sloppily.


"Now de hip bone's connected to de knee bone,
An' de knee bone's connected to de toe bone,
An' de toe bone's connected to the nose bone,
An' de nose bone's connected to de ass bone....."


Now as for the drunken mucelage experts, as well as a couple of glue sniffers and Testers testers I won't mention names, but some guys will be wearing mittens all winter rather than gloves, and ....OMIGOD!.... Spaw reached back to scratch his butt and now his hand's STUCK back there!

Is there some sort of antidote for this stuff?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Seamus Kennedy
Date: 22 Jan 10 - 11:39 PM

Who let those girls in up there?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Jan 10 - 11:31 PM

Rapaire, its T&A McClelland Limited Glasgow est. 1818 product of Scotland

George McClelland whisky was never opened or used.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: katlaughing
Date: 22 Jan 10 - 11:23 PM

LOL...you guys are soooo c-u-t-e!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Jan 10 - 11:23 PM

Symposium #3

The Mudcat Curse!

At last count there are now three members who are in relative pain free good health. The rest have either been hit by lightning, burnt like well done bacon, skewered like a shishkabob, fighting various: cancers, strokes, falls, pnumonias, cardio functionitis, alien abductions, shistosomiesis (from tainted Chimp poop) and near lethal bouts of halitosis adromodosis, fligel nipple, Postman's tongue and plumbers bowel.

Is this a mere coincidence or is a sinister invisible hand involved?
And whats the deal with those 3 healthy members?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jan 10 - 11:12 PM

I gets the shiner fellas to get us some good stuff .... How abouts we make up some T-shirts that says "The man club" or "beer bait and ammo"
gotta figure on some fishin talk also ... and cars don't ferget the cars .. muscle cars from the 60's ... Like my brother in laws hemi cuda that took flight off the side of a mountain .. cool ride but the landing was a real bitch I tell ya ...

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jan 10 - 11:05 PM

George McClelland's?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Jan 10 - 10:57 PM

Drum circle? That stuff can put you in a trance

Since there was no mention of using drumsticks, Ake could play the bass drum, Spaw gets the bongos and for the really small guys I suppose a snare drum would would work and for the show offs, the Celeste.

Is McClelland's single malt scotch whisky ok?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jan 10 - 10:54 PM

Why do I want to bond my joint? Or joints, either physiological or herbal, for that matter? Are you sure LH entitled this thread correctly? -- he could have meant to say "joint BRANDING session" and I don't thing I want to brand my joint (bud I won't stop him from indulging in his own creativity).

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: mousethief
Date: 22 Jan 10 - 10:45 PM

Is this going to involve single malt scotch? If this doesn't involve single malt scotch, I'm going to have to think long and hard about whether I want to be a part of it. Of course whatever I think about, I think long and hard.

O..O
=o=

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: catspaw49
Date: 22 Jan 10 - 10:44 PM

I always shake it twice Ebbie. Any more thanthat and, well..........


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Ebbie
Date: 22 Jan 10 - 10:38 PM

LOL You guys are off to a shaky start.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Severn
Date: 22 Jan 10 - 10:16 PM

I thought joint bonding is what Morticia needs but doesn't seem to be having very good luck with.

That, or learning the proper way to 'roll your own, in case our memories have slipped a bit since the late '60's.

Or a marathon of watching old 007 flicks. Whatever happens, I'm looking to be stirred by it all, not shaken.

I finally got to retire from the Postal service at the end of October, and other than licking the odd envelope and taping a few Xmas gift packages shut, Mail Bonding, after 30-some years, is pretty much a thing of the past.

A Drum Circle, given my limited range of motion in my left arm and shoulder from my burn accident, would only exaggerate my already faulty Sense Of Rhythm and would make me physically feel afterwards like I'd had a therapy session with Captain Bligh rather than Robert Bly. I'd be better off sitting on my porcelain covered Iron John or spending the night with Nellie Bly.

As for brooding, we'd need a few women to create a brood for both sexes raise jointly and bond over. Breeding begets brooding, I guess, in several senses.

So I'll check back later and see what you've all brood up jointly and jauntily.....

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Don Firth
Date: 22 Jan 10 - 10:13 PM

The problem with sessions like these is that toward the end of the evening, I tend to topple off my bar stool.

Nothin' wrong with my joint, by the way. . . .

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Bill D
Date: 22 Jan 10 - 10:07 PM

I thought of various types of glue......

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Alice
Date: 22 Jan 10 - 09:26 PM

I thought it said BROODING session!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Ebbie
Date: 22 Jan 10 - 09:24 PM

I'm of an age - and sex (make that 'gender) - that when I saw your title, LH, I thought of knee joints.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Jan 10 - 09:09 PM

Let us gather our joints together as well as working and non working stiffs and have a discussion/brawl down by the river and sing our praise to the holy Molly and Betty Sues, while drinking Iron Rock JD boiler makers or(for those without a stomach lining) Mimosa jello shots

This week's symposium

The pros and cons of horny house wives.

Next week:

How to shrink your prostate with a saw, pimento and garlic press.