BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: GUEST,999
Date: 26 Jan 10 - 04:20 PM

So, uh, what's a joint like that doing in a nice boy like you?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Jan 10 - 04:18 PM

You Guys

There is a difference between meditation and medication.
(shakes head in disbelief)
OK?


now pass the medication already.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: gnu
Date: 26 Jan 10 - 04:10 PM

We had that back in the 70s. Most stoners just don't (didn't) get it... have a good draw, hold it, put out the joint, relax and wait. The less, the better.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: GUEST,999
Date: 26 Jan 10 - 04:04 PM

Hell, gnu, the shit that's out these days is one-toke grass. Two tokes and yer changing spark plugs on Venus.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 26 Jan 10 - 03:54 PM

Bok bok bok ☺☻

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: gnu
Date: 26 Jan 10 - 03:10 PM

If you gotta use two papers, you either have poor weed or you're wasting good weed.

Oh, yeah... the usual disclaimer... many years ago and far, far away.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: GUEST,999
Date: 26 Jan 10 - 01:55 PM

Yo, what it be, homes?

Post 101.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: frogprince
Date: 26 Jan 10 - 01:55 PM

Yes.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 26 Jan 10 - 01:25 PM

Stick to a chillum, much more eco friendly.

BTW, it's getting near the point, when some prat who usually hasn't contributed anything towards the thread, jumps in and say 100 :)
Aren't folk strange?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 26 Jan 10 - 10:38 AM

BTW - I always found the best way to bond your joints was to have a good overlap on the papers and don't try to overfill them...

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Severn
Date: 25 Jan 10 - 10:05 PM

Epoxy upon both of your houses, then!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: GUEST,999
Date: 25 Jan 10 - 07:39 PM

Ever been in a Turkish prison, Billy?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Jan 10 - 02:41 PM

I have tried a steel epoxy that really holds up even after 6 years.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 25 Jan 10 - 09:39 AM

I tried Araldite on a broken castor yesterday. Don't know if the bond will be good enough. I know this is a joint bonding session and the castor was not cracked on the joint but surely the same principle applies. Can anyone help?

DeG

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 10:10 PM

Madmen session joint bonding cat mud.
gloves optional

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 09:05 PM

Say what, son?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 07:02 PM

The game is a foot, but only if you stay Holmes.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: gnu
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 04:37 PM

More afoot that we know?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 03:23 PM

More like 6" than afoot, Mick

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Big Mick
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 02:59 PM

Lads, have you noticed the women just can't stay away from us? There is something Freudian afoot, methinks!

Mick

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Charley Noble
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 02:42 PM

If you want "bonding" you just can't beat Gorilla Glue!

Just be careful what part of the body you apply it to...

Some prefer Duct Tape.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Donuel
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 02:15 PM

The Stoning will be at 3PM   ! * !

Are there any women here?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 02:01 PM

Kevin - The Spooky Men was wunnerful, but some women can grow beards if they want to.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: gnu
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 01:23 PM

Charley... "I hear that the Obama Administration is clamping down on bond speculation by major financial institutions."

He's giving them the Goldfinger?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: gnu
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 12:54 PM

Ebbie... put the dog out first.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Ebbie
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 12:21 PM

There must be something in the air. This morning my little dog - for the first time ever didn't want to go outdoors.

Then I attributed a statement to Severn when it was Charley who made it.

Then I mention mead at a Burns dinner (although I did have it once at a dinner - what does Juneau Alaska know about it?)

Then Sins responds to me when it was VT who made the statement.

I can hardly wait for the rest of the day. Or maybe I'll just climb back in bed and cover my head.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 11:28 AM

Spooky Men's Chorale them

This is what it is all about...

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: SINSULL
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 10:45 AM

No wrath, Ebbie. The last thing we need is a lot of negative thoughts about half time, poker games and afternoon naps interrupted.
Sev's crack about soap operas and cooking shows - that was low. I may have to slap him this side of his head. What century are you living in, Sev? The only women who watch soap operas now are in college. Somehow it's cool (or whatever word they use for cool now). And those of us who work full time have no time for cooking never mind cooking shows. NaNa Sullivan's cookbook suffices.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Charley Noble
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 10:35 AM

Severn-

"Banding"/"Bonding" whatever!

I'm not sure how long we can depend upon bonding. I hear that the Obama Administration is clamping down on bond speculation by major financial institutions.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 09:07 AM

So me and VT agree
That soccer is boring to see
All that screaming and roaring
Is UTTERLY boring
And clogs up my bloody TV

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: gnu
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 08:36 AM

Great vid, VT. Thanks!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 08:09 AM

This what sports is like to some of us.

David Mitchell on Football

Yeah! I know it is European football (soccer to those across the pond) but in my view not much different and equally BORING!

There I has now put some sacrilege into da menz thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: gnu
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 07:36 AM

4:15 will be about an hour into the game, Sev. If you attend, say "hi" for me. Of course, if the Colts are ahead by three or more touchdowns, say "hi" for me.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 06:17 AM

MEAD??? At a Burns Supper, WTF is that all about?
Whisky only please, and a good malt at that, thank you.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 04:57 AM

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Big Mick - PM
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 04:28 PM

Sorry, folks, I left the computer and missed this and now I am off to a Burns dinner to do my best Burns songs and poems.

Mick

Trust a man to get the date wrong

The wimmenz meditation is Sunday 24 January, Mick - today. So you are not off the hook. Be there or face the wroth of Mary Sunshine.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Severn
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 01:56 AM

Yes, Ebbie, so that our significant others and the police can keep radio-controlled tabs on our whereabouts....

It was Charley who called it Banding.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Ebbie
Date: 24 Jan 10 - 12:16 AM

a rendition of "The Male Banding Song" Severn

Ah, now I understand: By the time the session is over you men will all have little numbered metal strips around your fingers? ankles?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: mousethief
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 11:43 PM

In these parts only the proles bowl. The middle class wouldn't be caught dead at the bowling alley.

Real men still bond. They just don't need a self-help guru's book to do it, and they call it "fishing" or "watching football" and such terms. Hell, some even play folk/roots/old timey music together. This does not in any way detract from their "real men" cred.

This palaver, though, is pretty old-womanish.

O..O
=o=

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 11:36 PM

Male bonding crap made people laugh out loud 10 years ago.

IT still does. Bowling does sound much more Bourgeois

Tell me do the proletariet still bowl?

oh well time for my polo lessons.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Joe Offer
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 11:27 PM

I come from Milwaukee. Do you think we could rename this Mudcat MEN joint bowling session? I'd feel much more at home. I can't quite handle this New Age stuff.
-Joe-

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 11:21 PM

Is she really bringing here work home????   gggg I have horrid visions of Spaws scary basement. eeeeeeeeeee

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Amos
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 10:55 PM

What's a nice girl like her doing in a joint like that, Pat?


A

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: catspaw49
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 10:40 PM

Speaking of "joints"................

I just told this story on another thread but it actually fits here. My wife and best friend is a Histologist. She makes those pretty slides of microscopic tissue samples you see in the magazines. She prepares tissue from biopsies and sugeries to be read by pathologists.

Karen has been a Histotech for over 25 years and has processed damn near every kind of tissue from brains to fingernails. She's had lots of assorted genital parts of course but the other day she had a necrotic penis come in. Had the occasional penis before but this one was necrotic, black , rotting, and as hard as glass.   Feel free to fill in the jokes on your own, but for me, well, folks if I have a condition/infection that completely rots my dick........shoot me.


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Severn
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 10:25 PM

I would think that there would be enough good thought generated from a Mudcat Men & Women, Maugham & Pauper roadshow version of "Of Human Bondage" to help our ailing heal again and if we can't make the world itself heel in obediance (healthcare for all?), at least the heeling effect could work on Seamus and maybe even Molly The Cat. But, in all seriousness, there are wonders that need working!

Now I know that the women in scheduling it at 4:15pm Mudcat Standard Time conveniently avoided conflict with both the weekday soaps and the Saturday PBS cooking shows, and that a few of the men have been grumbling that they hope it coincides with halftime, I'm sure we'll have all of us there that can be there.

Now as for those such as myself that staggered over to the bonding session from the Recovery Ward, do we have to hobble back across threads to our horse-spittle beds as fast as we possibly can (lickity-splint?) to be back on the recieving end of the grace in time? Or, for that matter, if we're in the same thread-room as the bonding session, do we recieve our healing grace faster than do those back in the Ward? Actually, the space-time continum issue doesn't really matter, as it's far better to give than to recieve and I have some very special prayers and wishes to send out.

Be ready! "We Are The World", eat your livers, or better yet, feed 'em to the poor! You ain't seen nothin' yet! Can anybody write a catchy theme song so that Mudcat can be represented at NEXT year's Grammys as well?.....

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Charley Noble
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 08:39 PM

This reminds me of an evening in Luninberg, Nova Scotia, where we were treated to a rendition of "The Male Banding Song" (copy and post into WORD/TIMES/12 to line up the chords):

Words & Music by Bill Gallaher © 1995
From The Last Battle
CD BGM 1002

Male Bonding Song

G-------------------------------C
When we learned, it was a shocking re-ve-lation
----D--------------------------------G
That somehow as men we simply hadn't grown;
----------------------G7--------------C
So we looked at all you women, and your pride in feminism,
-------D7-------------------------G
And we started up a movement of our own.
-----C—D-G-------C---------D
Now we are men, and proud to be men;
---G---------C-----------D
We meet every Sa-tur-day at three;
----------G---------------------G7
And we ex-plore with great per-sis-tence,
---C
Our mas-cu-line existence,
--------D----------------------------------G
Beat our drums, and run off naked through the trees.


Chorus:

G-------------------------------------C
Oh, we all go running naked through the trees,
---D-----------------------G
As naked as a jaybird, if you please,
-----------------------G7
Oh, we throw off all our wrappings,
----------C
And with private parts a-flapping,
----D-----------------------------G
We all go running naked through the trees!


Yes, every weekend we all meet deep in the forest,
Where we beat our drums and fashion spears from trees;
And with our faces painted, we all get re-acquainted
With our atavistic masculinity.
For we are men and proud to be men,
We meet every Saturday at three;
And we flaunt with great pretension
Those long penile extensions,
As we all go running naked through the trees...

I guess we spent too long pretending we were something we were not,
While we hid our inner turmoil and our strife;
You thought we had a bed of roses though we stood with runny noses,
Pressed up hard against the window pane of life.
Now we are men and damn proud to be men,
We meet every Saturday at three;
And if you think it's just depravity,
You don't know what it's like to be,
A man gone running naked through the trees (It hurts!)...

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Paul Burke
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 07:35 PM

My problem is getting my joints UNbonded.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Ebbie
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 04:53 PM

Have some haggis for me, Mick. And mead- don't forget to drink the mead.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: Big Mick
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 04:28 PM

Sorry, folks, I left the computer and missed this and now I am off to a Burns dinner to do my best Burns songs and poems.

Mick

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!
From: GUEST,999
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 04:20 PM

OK. Got it.

Subject: RE: BS:
From: GUEST,999
Date: 23 Jan 10 - 04:15 PM

"Mudcat MEN joint bonding session!"

Gonna have to be one mother of a joint.