Song suggestions for a nude singaround?

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Sep 11 - 05:57 PM

Seems to me any song at all would do. If everyone was nude, why would it even matter any longer? You'd find this out quickly enough if everyone's clothes vanished. All of a sudden "nude" would not be "nude" any longer, it would simply be normal (meeting the norm), ordinary, unremarkable, prosaic, and not sexy in the least.

But I realize this is just a search for amusing song title possibilities...so carry on. ;-)

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: Alan Day
Date: 15 Sep 11 - 05:30 PM

"I can't get my winkle out"
Al

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: GUEST,StephenX
Date: 15 Sep 11 - 03:09 PM

Skin Flowers or Group Grope....by the Fugs

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: Genie
Date: 15 Sep 11 - 02:44 PM

One of Aine's funniest Song Challenge!s was about a memo from Richard Branson to the "Virgin" office staff forbidding any photocopying of fannies at the company Christmas party.

Here's the link: Song Challenge! - Part 77

And here are some of the parody songs submitted by us Mudcatters:



Boney Asses! by Jack the Sailor

The Christmas Thong by Genie

Fifty Ways To Scan Your Booty (or Fifty Ways To Scan Uncovered) (Some words ripped off and others thoroughly distorted from Paul Simon, by Sonja W. Oates. )

"Bare-Bottom Browsers"

"Wreck (Rack) Your Balls Upon the Copier" (Arjay)

"Let it show!" Let It Show! Let It Show!"

The Sun Shines (by derrymacash)

The Copying of My Backside (by derrymacash

The Picture of Dorian Gray's Backside (by derrymacash)

Dear Flabby (by Clifton53)

"I'm Sittin' On Top Of the 'Rox,"

"Sittin' On The Copy Machine (Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bay)"

Brennan On The Glass (Deda)

No more Xeroxed bottoms! by Barky

The Copied Bummer (by Genie)


Give It A Rest, Ye Merry Revelers (by Genie)


He Came Upon the Xerox Clear (by Sonja)


I Didn't Take This Job To Be A Stripper (by Deda)


The Little Toner Drum Boy (by Jack the Sailor)


Oh, What A Wild Office Party (by Sonja)

Jolie All Saints' Hawker Lass (by Genie)


Just Bums (by MMario)


Richard Branson (Kept His Pants On) (by derrymacash)

The Xeroxed Burglar (by Amos)


Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Sep 11 - 12:58 PM

Yup. I was imagining beaucoup d'avoirdupois.
Dan would probably prefer us to wallow in Jello instead of mud. Providing it's green!

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: Mrrzy
Date: 15 Sep 11 - 12:44 PM

Which one? The one with the mud?

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Sep 11 - 12:38 PM

The Hippopatamus song!

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: frogprince
Date: 15 Sep 11 - 12:28 PM

Who cares what the songs are? My suggestions for a nude singaround would be to invite Dolly Parton and Emmylou Harris.

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: olddude
Date: 15 Sep 11 - 12:23 PM

Don't bury me arse
on the lone prairie

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: olddude
Date: 15 Sep 11 - 12:22 PM

Blue Moon
There's a moon out tonight

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: GUEST,schlimmerkerl
Date: 15 Sep 11 - 08:44 AM

Vocal:
Find a copy of Gershon Legman's "Roll Me in Your Arms" or "Blow the Candle Out", open at random and take yer pick.

Session:
"An Phis Fhliuch", "Fasten the Leg in Her", "Kiss the Maid Behind the Barrel", "An Buachaill Dreoite", "Rolling in the Ryegrass"

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler
Date: 15 Sep 11 - 07:15 AM

There's the tune "Naked and bare", which I believe refers to the appearance of the Shetland landscape.

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Sep 11 - 06:05 AM

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Sep 11 - 06:00 AM

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your nose ♫♪

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: Fred McCormick
Date: 15 Sep 11 - 05:45 AM

I recall an Irish music session one time where each set of tunes evoked a subdued ripple of applause from the audience. One of the musicians said "It sounds like a party of nudists sitting down to lunch".

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: Long Firm Freddie
Date: 15 Sep 11 - 03:38 AM

Leslie Holmes (one half of The Two Leslies) had a solo hit with "What Do You Give a Nudist On Her Birthday":

Birthday

(I'd send a cheque but dash it, how can she go out to cash it?)

LFF

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Sep 11 - 04:09 PM

"I'll be seeing you in all the old familiar places,
That this heart of mine embraces, all day through.

I'll be seeing you in every lovely summer's day,
In every thing that's light and gay,
I'll always think of you that way"

Apologies to Irving Kahal (and to Billy Holliday)

"All of me, why not take all of me,
Can't you see that I'm no good without you."

Apologies to Simon and Marks (and to Billy Holliday)
- Phil

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: mandomad
Date: 14 Sep 11 - 03:53 PM

That was Jingle and I sans cookie... Got it back!

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Sep 11 - 03:50 PM

How's about Keith Marsden's Willy 'ole lad.         
    or The Old Triangle (goes Dingle Dangle!)



         Or Down in the Valley
             Or Dick a dum dum,(Des O'Connor)
                  Or Ring of Fire
                      (After a curry)

                            mandomad

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: Don Firth
Date: 14 Sep 11 - 03:48 PM

Extra digits. Hmm. . . .

That raise a question. The possibility of polydicktylism. . . .

Don Firth

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 14 Sep 11 - 03:04 PM

That clothing optional folk festival in West Virginia.   Who'd notice anyone was nude. Everyone would be too busy counting the extra toes.

I can poke fun cuz I are one. Two generations removed so not graced with extra digits.

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 14 Sep 11 - 02:58 PM

Can't believe no one has offered their London Derriere.

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: frogprince
Date: 14 Sep 11 - 11:11 AM

Swinging' in the rain ?

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Sep 11 - 10:12 AM

Anything by Bobby Bare.

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: andrew e
Date: 14 Sep 11 - 09:08 AM

"How Much Is That Doggy In The Window" with the words changed to "How Much Is That Pussy In The Window".

Actually naked is fine. I used to live near a nudie beach in Byron Bay, and found it much more pleasant than the clothed ones. No sand in the swimmers and much more comfortable not to have to lie around in wet ones.
Absolutely nothing wrong with the naked body, and that goes for all shapes and sizes.

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: TheSnail
Date: 14 Sep 11 - 08:32 AM

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Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: Fred McCormick
Date: 14 Sep 11 - 06:48 AM

Cold is the night wind,gloomy and glum.
Cold as the fringe on a polar bear's bum.
Cold as the frog in his icebound pool.
Cold as the end of an eskimo's tool.

Little fly upon the wall, ain't you got no clothes at all.
No hat, no coat. Aren't you cold?
Cold? Cold? Cold as charity and that's chilly.
But not as cold as our poor Willie. He's been dead a week, poor chap.

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: Fred McCormick
Date: 14 Sep 11 - 06:14 AM

Here's something I wrote a few years ago when our neighbourhood was afflicted with a very peculiar kind of voyeur. It goes to the tune of Secret Love.

Once I caught a peeping Tom,
Who strove my naked form to see.
Can you believe that anyone
Would sink to such depravity?

Yet he peered behind parked cars,
Through night-time binoculars,
Beneath the canopy of stars,
That were watching over me.

Now he's climbed up in my highest tree.
Slipped on the mossy bark and down crashed he.
Concussed, nonplussed. Flat on the floor.
Now this peeping Tom can't peep straight anymore.

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: David C. Carter
Date: 14 Sep 11 - 05:33 AM

Somebody Pick Up My Pieces:Willie Nelson.

Great Balls Of Fire:Jerry Lee Lewis.

I Got Stung:Elvis

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: GUEST,Elfcall
Date: 14 Sep 11 - 02:43 AM

Cuckoo's Nest
Bonny Black Hare
I Like You So Much Better When You Are Naked
My Ding-a-Ling
(W)hole of the Moon
My Husband's Got No Courage In Him

That is probably enough!

Elfcall

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: Genie
Date: 14 Sep 11 - 01:45 AM

"Oh, I wish I was a little piece of soap.
Oh, I wish I was a little piece of soap.
I would slippy and I'd slid-ey
Over everybody's hid-ey.
Oh, I wish I was a little piece of soap."

(Tune: "If You're Happy And You Know It")



And then there's the Miriam Makeba/Harry Belafonte song:
"Where Did The Naughty Little Flea Go?


The naughty little flea went to a show
And he saw Brigitte Bardot.
The naughty flea cried, "What a feast!
She really is a delicious beast!"

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: Allen in Oz
Date: 13 Sep 11 - 10:35 PM

" Hallelujah I'm a Bum"

AD

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: Joe Offer
Date: 13 Sep 11 - 09:39 PM

Nude singarounds are boring - one has to accessorize.

I think "Your Red Scarf Matches Your Eyes" might be appropriate.

-Joe-

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: GUEST,Mike W.
Date: 13 Sep 11 - 07:53 PM

Songs that thrills every nudist:

It's a Long Way to Tickle Hairy

Donald where's Ye Troozers

The Eriskay Love Tilt

I only have eyes for you....and you....and you...

Send in the clowns

Please please me

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: frogprince
Date: 13 Sep 11 - 07:49 PM

By the way, John Gorka headlined the Avalon fest the year that my wife and I attended.

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: frogprince
Date: 13 Sep 11 - 07:47 PM

Another one that I just remember a line from: "Don't stop now, let it all hang out".

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: Genie
Date: 13 Sep 11 - 06:03 PM

Er, I meant to say "All of YOU."
You know, the one Frank Sinatra sang that goes,

"I like the looks of you, the lure of you.
I'd like to take a tour of you ... "

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: Genie
Date: 13 Sep 11 - 06:00 PM

The Streak (Ray Stevens)

Lady Godiva (Peter and Gordon)

Waltzing In The Nude (McCormack)

From Van Morrison:
"Well, it's a marvelous night for a MoonDance ..."



I See The Moon and The Moon Sees Me


Moon Over Miami


All Of Me



And for the all-over sunburned Italians: Luna Rossa (Red Moon)

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: Genie
Date: 13 Sep 11 - 05:55 PM

Well, some of us used to frequent the nude beaches in Oregon at Rooster Rock and at Sauvie Island back in the day, and pickin' an' grinnin' was quite common there. But I always wanted a towel between me and my guitar.   I don't like sweating on my axe.

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: CupOfTea
Date: 13 Sep 11 - 05:28 PM

I can suggest a LIKELY place to have a nude sing around - a Clothing-Optional folk festival. I first heard about this from Sue Trainor, in the Hot Soup trio. I found the whole concept a bit er... chilling, but Sue said the audience did put jackets or blankets on in the chillier part of the evenings. I believe she mentioned that autoharp guru Bryan Bowers had played this festival as well, though I wouldn't swear to that.

The observation the Hot Soup ladies made was along the lines that it was a whole new way of being nervous, because that old "just imagine your audience in their underwear/naked" wouldn't work QUITE the same way in making the performer more at ease with their audience.

It also seems that acapella would work best with au nautural. *I* wouldn't want to get all sweaty all over my instruments, but then I'd be nice to the universe and not appear in public without decorative apparel covering the bigger bits.

Joanne, fully clothed in Cleveland

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: Artful Codger
Date: 13 Sep 11 - 05:28 PM

Adam and Eve
All or Nothing at All
Babes in the Wood
Down at the Old Swimming Hole
Good Ship Venus (Sweet Violets, etc.)
How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Chuck
I'm in the Nude for Love
I'm Shy, Mary Ellen, I'm Shy
Little Willie
Love Lifted Us
The Mountains of Maureen
The Preacher and the Bare
Sweet Patooties
That Old Devil Moon
Tiptoe Through the Tulips
Whose Them Knockers at My Door

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: Charley Noble
Date: 13 Sep 11 - 05:27 PM

"The Preacher and the Bare"

Charley Noble

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: Genie
Date: 13 Sep 11 - 04:37 PM

"When The Moon Comes Over The Mountain"

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: Smokey.
Date: 13 Sep 11 - 04:09 PM

Why can't you tell I love you when it's sticking out a mile?

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: Mrrzy
Date: 13 Sep 11 - 04:02 PM

I can't believe nobody has suggested the obvious...

The Hokey Pokey!

There are quite a few extra right- and left,um,-hand- parts to shake all about..

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: Genie
Date: 13 Sep 11 - 04:00 PM

Well, it's only semi-nude -- but nude in the important parts:

The Scotsman's Kilt

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: Genie
Date: 13 Sep 11 - 03:57 PM

Or, Jane, how about
"Noboby Knows You When You're Down And Out?"

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: Genie
Date: 13 Sep 11 - 03:56 PM

@ Kendall [[What is this thing called, love?]]

Love it!

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: Jane of 'ull
Date: 13 Sep 11 - 03:54 PM

Swing Low Sweet Chariot?

Subject: RE: Song suggestions for a nude singaround?
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 13 Sep 11 - 03:02 PM

Should there be a magazine for the movement?

Called (drum roll now)


Rise up Singing!