BS: Proff that I exist....

Subject: RE: BS: Proff that I exist....
From: Will Fly
Date: 19 May 13 - 06:02 AM

Bobster - there are just Three Steps to Heaven - now why would you want to go the beer box?

Subject: RE: BS: Proff that I exist....
From: Megan L
Date: 19 May 13 - 03:25 AM

Its no the length or number of stairs that bother him on the way back its the width.

Subject: RE: BS: Proff that I exist....
From: JennieG
Date: 19 May 13 - 12:17 AM

Ah, but Bobert......think on this.....while the number of steps from your office to the beer box are unchanged, can the same be said for the return journey i.e. from the beer box back to your office?

Subject: RE: BS: Proff that I exist....
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 May 13 - 12:15 AM

Bibio, ergo sum.

I drink therefore I am.

Proof: Bobert has a beer and the beer stays inside him for a period.
If he did not exist it would all slosh out on the ground/floor as it was poured out. It does not do this, so something called "Bobert" encloses it. The container could be as easily called "Dipshit" or "Sadie" or "Model XM-71a" but in this case it is self-named "Bobert." As long as the poured beer remains beer and does not slosh around on the floor Bobert exists.

Subject: RE: BS: Proff that I exist....
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 May 13 - 12:09 AM

"...imagined day..."

I think the punctuation is off on the first consonant beginning a word. It should be "imagined Day" and poof! Bill D. vanishes.

Subject: RE: BS: Proff that I exist....
From: Ebbie
Date: 19 May 13 - 12:07 AM

I think not, and therefore I ain't.

Subject: RE: BS: Proff that I exist....
From: Don Firth
Date: 18 May 13 - 11:43 PM

Descarte and a friend were having a few drinks in a public house. Noticing that Descartes had finished his drink, the friend asked, "Rene, would you care for another?"

Descartes responded, "I think not."

And vanished!

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The Dalai Lama walked up to the counter in a hamburger joint and told the lad in the paper hat, "Make me one with everything."

When the lad delivered the hamburger to him, he handed him a large bill. The lad put it in the till and closed the drawer.

"Uh--where's my change?" asked the Dalai Lama.

The lad responded, "Change comes from within."

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Proff that I exist....
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 18 May 13 - 11:32 PM

All that is proved by the consistent number of steps is that whoever imagines you to exist has little imagination.

John

Subject: RE: BS: Proff that I exist....
From: Ebbie
Date: 18 May 13 - 10:57 PM

There, there, Bobertly, I believe you exist, in fact, I am fairly certain of it. Now, to prove it...?

Subject: RE: BS: Proff that I exist....
From: Bobert
Date: 18 May 13 - 10:33 PM

Here's my advice, Bill...

If all yer doing is ridin' the escalators then do what I do... Take a cooler...

Some of those Metro escalators are real long... Like half a beer long...

More proff that I exist, ya'll...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Proff that I exist....
From: Bill D
Date: 18 May 13 - 10:27 PM

Ya' need to find a slooooowww escalator somewhere and really test that theory...several times. Take some beer. Report back.

Subject: RE: BS: Proff that I exist....
From: Bobert
Date: 18 May 13 - 10:17 PM

Now listen, ya'll...

I mean, Bill came up with some compelling arguments that I might not exist so...

...here's what the Wes Ginny Slide Rule told me to do... It said, "Walk down the steps again and count them and give me a total of steps"...

So I did that an reported the number of step up and down and then the WGSR took that number and did its wizardry and told me how many step there was going down!!!

Yes, I was amazed and still am...

That proves that I exists...

Read 'um and weep, ya'll...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Proff that I exist....
From: gnu
Date: 18 May 13 - 09:58 PM

Yup... TS.

Subject: RE: BS: Proff that I exist....
From: Tiger
Date: 18 May 13 - 09:49 PM

Is there a section below BS?

Subject: RE: BS: Proff that I exist....
From: Bill D
Date: 18 May 13 - 09:44 PM

Descartes' drinking corollary: "I think I think, therefore I think I am...I think."

Subject: RE: BS: Proff that I exist....
From: Bill D
Date: 18 May 13 - 09:41 PM

Ummm... that line of thought more likely proves you have had several trips TO the beer box.

If you didn't exist, then the imagined day wouldn't either.

Subject: BS: Proff that I exist....
From: Bobert
Date: 18 May 13 - 09:34 PM

Well, I have always struggled with the "prove you exist" thing and while counting the steps tonight between my office and the beer box I found that the number of steps has not changed as long as I have perhaps existed in this house so...

...I was thinking, "Hey, if I didn't exist then why wouldn't the number of steps change from day to imagined day?"...

So, I believe that I have reasonably proved that I exist...

Bill D???

B;~)