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Song Challenge! - Part 56 |
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler Date: 22 Jun 01 - 04:15 AM I offer this as a possible future challenge, scope for sentimental song: (BTW the pig was saved by the judge) The owner of a retired celebrity pig is fighting a legal battle to save him from the foot-and-mouth slaughter. Grunty, a rare Maori kune kune pig, starred in a children's television film and has his own website. But his fame did not stop an inspector from the Department for Environment Food and Rural Affairs (Defra) from ordering him to be culled under the foot-and-mouth regulations. Grunty's farm in Somerset was condemned because his owner had visited another of her holdings, which turned out to be infected. Rosemary Upton, of Hill Farm, Stawley, near Wellington, Somerset, is applying for permission to seek a judicial review. Appearing for her, Stephen Smith QC, suggested that Grunty had a much stronger case for survival than Phoenix the calf, saved after a blaze of publicity in April.
Grunty starred in Pig at the Ritz on Channel Five and in pleasanter times has accompanied Mrs Upton on trips to the local village. RtS
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: Amos Date: 21 Jun 01 - 05:44 PM Marvelous brilliant, McGrath!!! The whole lot of youse are top-drawer, which is where he shoulda kept the dang bird!!! A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 21 Jun 01 - 05:25 PM I saw this one in the paper, and was just thinking of suggesting it. Amos beat me to it - he moves quick. I couldn't resistthis:
Mynah's Lifeguard
"Mynah's life is life in danger
"I've been locked there in a prison,
"For the truth is, birds with memory
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: GUEST,Coal Mynah Date: 21 Jun 01 - 05:09 PM The second part is slow 12 bar blues, to be performed similar in style and tempo to "Love in Vain" (Robert Johnson) as done by the Rolling Stones. The Intro you probably know. Blues In a Mynah Key Intro
Now the bird heard the bird heard the word
She came back home from the station, with a suitcase in her hand
Next day when I came home she didn't say a word
She went out to see a lawyer to see if she can sue
I could tell the bird was lonely when I went to work you see |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: MMario Date: 21 Jun 01 - 04:38 PM I prufred it ! Honest! dang html! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: MMario Date: 21 Jun 01 - 04:30 PM Mynahs Can'T Testify (tune: Long Black Veil) She walks Chongqing, with her mynah bird tale She visits the judge, and the mynah bird wails "Nobody knows, nobody sees Just the telephone and me..." Two weeks ago, I had just come back From my parents home, I was not un-packed I was all alone, just my mynah and me That bird it said "D,I,V,O,R,C,E" chorus: I thought it strange, that a bird should spell And such a word, bizarre as hell! Then it said "My dear, please patient be "we'll just have to wait, for the final decree chorus Since that day, when the phone it rings the feathered tattle tale birdie sings Each word it says, it has heard before, From my cheating Husband, so I'm out the door! chorus Judge, can you swear in a mynah bird? The truth in this tale now it should be heard This bird doesn't lie, I will swear my life Please make me no longer, that bastard's wife! chorus
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: mousethief Date: 21 Jun 01 - 04:26 PM APPLAUSE! Well done, Sharon The Self-Flagellant! Maybe if the courts don't grant her a divorce, she can still have her husband prosecuted for contributing to the delinquency of a mynah? Okay, sorry, I'm off to write a song. Alex |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: GUEST,SharonA Date: 21 Jun 01 - 04:17 PM Okey dokey... (To the tune of "I've Been Working on the Railroad") I've been staying with my parents All the month of May. I've been staying with my parents And I just got home today. Can't you hear the mynah crowing, Saying the word until he's hoarse? Can't you hear the lawyer shouting: "Mynah, say 'divorce' "? Mynah, won't you say Mynah, won't you say Mynah, won't you say "divorce"? Mynah, won't you say Mynah, won't you say Mynah, won't you say divorce"? Husband's in the kitchen with Mynah Husband's in the kitchen, I know Husband's in the kitchen with Mynah Whisp'ring in the phone so low Saying: "Let's go fiddle around-o "Let's go fiddle around-o "Let's go fiddle around-o" Whisp'ring in the phone so low!
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Subject: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: Áine Date: 21 Jun 01 - 03:45 PM I love this Challenge! idea from Amos -- even though I had a great plumbing story to give you (hahahaha) -- So, let's ruffle some feathers around this birdcage with:
Polly Want a Divorce? SHANGHAI (Reuters) - A Chinese housewife is seeking divorce claiming the family's talking bird dropped clues on her husband's illicit affair, state media said on Tuesday. Go (or flap) For It, Challenge!rs!! -- Áine |
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