Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up

Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up
From: GUEST,Derek Bell
Date: 28 Mar 02 - 10:21 AM

I am Derek Bell so I am and I didn't take any drugs atall so I didn't. That's just a rumour, I think it was all started by that hoor Sparticus. Paddy says if yiz don't quit the coddin' yiz'll be facin' the sharp end a the stick.

Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up
From: GUEST,Christy Moore
Date: 28 Mar 02 - 08:32 AM

Hello, there everybody. Oul Christy's back in the house. Here's a wee tribute I wrote about that fine broth of a boy who reads the English lottery numbers. It's th'oul smug bingo-caller himself, Eamonn Holmes. It's to the tune of Sam Hall, so feel free to sing along. Here we go now, 2-3-4!

Oh me name is Eamonn Holmes
Big of gut, big of gut
Oh me name is Eamonn Holmes
Big of gut
Oh me name is Eamonn Holmes
A far cry from skin and bones
Here's a place where I'm well-known
Pizza Hut, Pizza Hut
Here's a place where I'm well known
Pizza Hut!

I gain twenty pounds a day
That's not all, that's not all
I gain twenty pounds a day
That's not all
I gain twenty pounds a day
I can eat a quare big tay
You won't ever hear me say
That's enough, that's enough
You won't ever hear me say
That's enough

Oh I phoned a taxi up
Haddock's Cabs, Haddock's Cabs
Oh I phoned a taxi up
Haddock's Cabs
Oh I phoned a taxi up
And we hit the Burger Stop
And I ate the bloody shop
For a bet, for a bet
And I ate the bloody shop
For a bet

Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up
From: GUEST,Eammon Holmes' Gluteus
Date: 28 Mar 02 - 08:17 AM

I am maximusser!

(Mental note - could inflict severe damage on a Cafolla's supper, a mug o' sweet tay and a big nougat wafer!)

Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up
From: GUEST,Gluteus
Date: 28 Mar 02 - 08:14 AM

I am maximus!

Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up
From: GUEST,Albion
Date: 28 Mar 02 - 08:12 AM

I am perfidious!

Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up
From: GUEST,Spartacus
Date: 28 Mar 02 - 08:10 AM

Look ... I don't know what in the name of Jayziz yous'ns is all saying yez're me for!

I am Spartacus!

I'm not Eamonn Holmes. And before they stick their nebs in, I'm not thon mad drug-fiend Derek Bell, not thon salacious wee hoormaster Daniel O'Donnell. And I'm not Big Gino Lupari either! Nor Brush Shiels, nor Rock Stewart, nor Frankie Gavin, nor Tommy Peoples, nor Paddy Keenan, nor Feargal Sharkey, nor Johnny Logan, nor Terry Wogan.

I am Spartacus!

Not Dana.

And not Gloria Hunniford or any of her simpering offspring.

I am not the Reverend William McCrea, nor am I Phil Coulter, Ronnie Drew, Mick Moloney, Dolores Keane, Eileen Ivers or Seamus Cooney. I'm not Sean Keane - neither of them! - and I'm not a Furey.

I am Spartacus!

Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up
From: AliUK
Date: 28 Mar 02 - 08:05 AM

I'm pernicious...just like this thread.

Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up
From: GUEST,Enya
Date: 28 Mar 02 - 08:00 AM

I'm ludicrous!

Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up
From: GUEST,Kirk Douglas
Date: 28 Mar 02 - 07:58 AM

I was Spartacus!

Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up
From: GUEST,Connemara Goat
Date: 28 Mar 02 - 06:06 AM

Get awa'... I'm Spartacus

Gotta go...I hear Malachy comin'

Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up
From: GUEST,Some awr guest
Date: 28 Mar 02 - 05:35 AM

I'm Eamonn Holmes! Er, I mean, Spartacus.

Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up
From: GUEST,Yet anawr guest
Date: 28 Mar 02 - 03:53 AM

I am Spartacus!

Subject: RE: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up
From: GUEST,Anawr guest
Date: 28 Mar 02 - 03:52 AM

I am Spartacus!

Subject: Drumcree thread - perpetrator owns up
From: GUEST,Spartacus
Date: 28 Mar 02 - 03:50 AM

I am Spartacus!