BS: For golfers only..

Subject: RE: BS: For golfers only..
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 20 May 03 - 12:00 PM

What goes putt putt putt putt?




A bad golfer.



It is better when said.

Subject: RE: BS: For golfers only..
From: jeffp
Date: 20 May 03 - 10:05 AM

Was that you watching, Spaw? Hope nobody noticed that divot from my 5-iron second shot.

Subject: RE: BS: For golfers only..
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 20 May 03 - 09:12 AM

I'm not a golf fan, but living in Fort Worth it's difficult to avoid all of the talk surrounding the Colonial and the historic events this week. Quite a contrast to the Master's a couple of weeks ago.

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: For golfers only..
From: catspaw49
Date: 20 May 03 - 08:03 AM

I heard about that one jeff!!! You bounced it off the pin on 16 as I recall. Of course you were playing 11 at the time.............

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: For golfers only..
From: jeffp
Date: 20 May 03 - 07:52 AM

Congratulations, Seamus!!!!! Best I've ever done is bounce one off the pin.

Subject: RE: BS: For golfers only..
From: Beccy
Date: 20 May 03 - 07:45 AM

Go, Seamus, Go!!!!

(I had one on a miniature golf-course this weekend... does THAT count?)

Beccy

Subject: RE: BS: For golfers only..
From: catspaw49
Date: 20 May 03 - 07:06 AM

Groucho Marx was playing golf one day with a critic/friend (unusual for Groucho!)in tow. He came to a par 3 and although only a very average golfer, got a Hole-In-One. The critic took the story back to his paper immediately and the next day there was a headline in the Sports section with pictures of Groucho, Bobby Jones, Sam Snead, and Ben Hogan....the headline read, "Marx Joins The Immortals."

The next day a couple of sports guys went along on Groucho's round and coming to the same hole, Groucho did nothing right and shot a nine. The next newspaper edition had the same photos, except where Groucho's had been there was a blank. The headline now read, "Marx Leaves The Immortals."

So for however long.............

SEAMUS JOINS THE IMMORTALS

Congratulations!!!!!

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: For golfers only..
From: Teribus
Date: 20 May 03 - 04:52 AM

Nice one Seamus, particularly as you were able to watch it all the way there - the memory of it will remain fresh in your mind forever.

Congratulations!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: For golfers only..
From: Doug_Remley
Date: 20 May 03 - 03:57 AM

B*****d! All my life, never once!

Subject: BS: For golfers only..
From: Seamus Kennedy
Date: 20 May 03 - 03:44 AM

I wish to announce that I got my first (and only) hole-in-one on May 15th at Rolling Acres Golf Course, Beaver Falls, PA.
Two witnesses, my playing partners, Jim and Sean Kelly.
Jim is the owner of Kelly's Riverside Saloon in Bridgewater, PA.
145-yard par 3, 8-Iron, ProStaff 1 ball, bounced twice in front of the green and rolled into the cup. Saw the litle sonofabitch drop!!
Drinks are on me at the Mudcat Clubhouse.

Seamus