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Subject: RE: 'Gag' Song Titles From: musicmick Date: 16 Oct 03 - 12:20 AM They are all wonderful. Well, some are more wonderful than others. By the way, Fretless, I think that song title was "I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back In My Bed While I Cry Over You". I own a copy of "Royal Wedding" just so I can hear that "How Could You Believe Me...." song whenever I like. Homeless, that title you suggested reminded me of "She's Got Freckles On Her BUT She's All Mine" Once again, I thank the endless store of Mudcat trivia. Mike |
Subject: RE: 'Gag' Song Titles From: Mickey191 Date: 15 Oct 03 - 11:23 PM "If I'da killed her when I shoulda,' I'd be out now." |
Subject: RE: 'Gag' Song Titles From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 15 Oct 03 - 10:46 PM My Canary has circles under his eyes. Robin |
Subject: RE: 'Gag' Song Titles From: GUEST,pdq Date: 15 Oct 03 - 07:59 PM Sounds a bit crude, but it's supposed to be a real song: "If I Can't Be Your Number One Then Number Two On You!" |
Subject: RE: 'Gag' Song Titles From: nancyjo Date: 15 Oct 03 - 05:00 PM You're the Hangnail in My Life (and I can't bite you off) Hoyt Axton (Work your fingers to the bone, what d'ya get?) Boney fingers; Hoyt Axton I've got the hungries for your love (and I'm waitin' in your welfare line); Buck Owens It Was Always So Easy To Find an Unhappy Woman ('till I started looking for mine); Moe Bandy My tears have washed I love you from the blackboard of my heart; Hank Thompson (O Lord) I want my rib back; Kenny Chesney And the wonderful Lane/Lerner song from Royal Wedding -- How could you believe me when I said I loved you when you know I've been a liar all my life. |
Subject: RE: 'Gag' Song Titles From: PageOfCups Date: 15 Oct 03 - 04:32 PM New one from Tracy Byrd: "The Drinkin' Bone's Connected to the Party Bone." Who sez they don't write songs like that any more? ;-) PoC |
Subject: RE: 'Gag' Song Titles From: GUEST,Nancy King at work Date: 15 Oct 03 - 04:28 PM "She locked me in the trunk and now I'm wallowing in despair" |
Subject: RE: 'Gag' Song Titles From: GUEST,reggie miles Date: 15 Oct 03 - 04:12 PM I Gave Her The Ring, She Gave Me The Finger The Tears Of Her Eyes Washed Out The Bridge Of Her Nose I Knew You Really Missed Me Darlin', When The Ashtray Flew Past My Head |
Subject: RE: 'Gag' Song Titles From: Homeless Date: 15 Oct 03 - 04:06 PM "I want to kiss her but she won't let me" |
Subject: RE: 'Gag' Song Titles From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 15 Oct 03 - 03:43 PM "Don't cry for me Marge and Tina" |
Subject: RE: 'Gag' Song Titles From: GUEST,pdq Date: 15 Oct 03 - 03:09 PM How about "If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me?" |
Subject: RE: 'Gag' Song Titles From: alanabit Date: 15 Oct 03 - 02:41 PM A Texan friend of mine, who is a big country fan, once played me a delightfully corny song called, "Let's do something cheap and superficial." I was impressed! |
Subject: RE: 'Gag' Song Titles From: wysiwyg Date: 15 Oct 03 - 02:25 PM Feed Your Babies Onions So You Can Find Them in the Dark. ~S~ |
Subject: RE: 'Gag' Song Titles From: breezy Date: 15 Oct 03 - 11:53 AM She sits among the cabbages and peas Folkclub this Friday 17th Oct at the Comfort Hotel, St Albans with Johnny Collins as the maine feature n/w El Greko week after,31st Oct Roy Bailey |
Subject: RE: 'Gag' Song Titles From: fretless Date: 15 Oct 03 - 11:43 AM Highwoods String Band used to do "Run to the Roundhouse, Sally, the Boys Can't Corner You There." I didn't see the old favorite "I've Got Tears in My Ears from Lying on My Back and Crying in My Sleep Over You" in WYSIWYG's list. Calvin Trillin included a whole bunch of absurd country music song titles in his book "Runestruck." Now out of print, alas. |
Subject: RE: 'Gag' Song Titles From: wysiwyg Date: 15 Oct 03 - 09:49 AM The list of country titles, below, has gone around at various times in email. A few I have noticed: You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly (Conway & Loretta) Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart (Johnny Cash, and every line is a variant. On a live recording-- you can hear the audience cracking up.) ~S~ All I Want From You Is Away You Can't Have Your Kate and Edith Too I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Almost Like Having You Here Four on the Floor and a Fifth Under the Seat If You Can't Be Good, Be Bad With Me Bubba Shot the Jukebox Are You Drinkin' With Me, Jesus? Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreen's and I Cried All the Way to Sears How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away? I'm Under the Table Over You Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goal Posts of Life Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of Your Heart? I'm Gonna Put a Bar in the Back of My Car and Drive Myself to Drink Welcome to Dumpsville, Population Me If Love Were Oil, I'd Be a Quart Low Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed If You Can't Be Good, Son, Be Good At It My Phone Ain't Been Ringing, So I Guess it Wasn't You I've Been Roped and Throwed By Jesus in the Holy Ghost Corral I Bought the Shoes That Just Walked Out on Me She's Acting Single, I'm Drinking Doubles Is It Cold In Here, or Is It Just You? We Used to Kiss on the Lips, But It's All Over Now My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, and I Don't Love Jesus Thank God and Greyhound She's Gone I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life How Come Your Dog Don't Bite Nobody But Me? You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin' I Don't Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go Bowling You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly If You're Gonna Do Me Wrong, Do It Right Thanks to the Cathouse, I'm in the Doghouse With You I Would Kiss You Through the Screen Door But It'd Strain Our Love I Fell for Her, She Fell for Him, and He Fell for Me You Were Only a Splinter as I Slid Down the Banister of Life Did I Shave my Legs for This? I Fell in a Pile of You and Got Love All Over Me She Got the Gold Mine and I Got the Shaft My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart If You Want to Keep the Beer Real Cold, Put it Next to My Ex-Wife's Heart I Gave Her My Heart and a Diamond and She Clubbed Me with a Spade If Whiskey Were a Woman, I'd Be Married for Sure I Sat Down on a Beartrap (Just This Morning) She Looks Good Through the Bottom of My Shot Glass If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead? Mama, Get the Hammer (There's a Fly on Papa's Head) Red Necks, White Socks, and Blue Ribbon Beer I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim is Getting Better If You Don't Leave Me, I'll Find Someone Who Will My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight |
Subject: RE: 'Gag' Song Titles From: alanabit Date: 15 Oct 03 - 04:27 AM There are some great threads on this subject here already Mike. I always liked, "My wife ran off with my best friend - and I really miss him." |
Subject: RE: 'Gag' Song Titles From: Helen Date: 15 Oct 03 - 01:21 AM An Oz pop song a couple of decades ago was called "If you leave me, can I come too" by a band called Mental As Anything. Helen |
Subject: 'Gag' Song Titles From: musicmick Date: 15 Oct 03 - 01:14 AM I am collecting "gag" song tiltles like "I USED TO KISS HER ON THE LIPS BUT IT'S ALL OVER NOW" and "I KISSED HER LIPS AND LEFT HER BEHIND FOR YOU" or, even, "HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?" or, my favorite "I'M SO MISERABLE WITHOUT YOU, IT'S ALMOST LIKE HAVING YOU HERE". There must be lots of them out there. |
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