BS: Stupid Qwestions

Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Qwestions
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 12 Nov 04 - 05:04 AM

Does your head reach the top of your hat constable ?

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Qwestions
From: Peace
Date: 12 Nov 04 - 12:01 AM

I know of a fellow who receives a disability income because he lost one of his legs while working with heavy machinery. He has to check in with the disability people every six months and present a doctor's certification that his condition hasn't changed. This is not a stupid qwestion, but it certainly does prompt a few, doesn't it?

Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Qwestions
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Nov 04 - 11:28 PM

I've always wanted to engage in this conversation:

Cop: "May I see your license, sir?"
Me: "Geez, I'd have thought you couldn't miss it, since it's framed and on the wall in the Judge's chambers!"

But I've never had the guts.

Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Qwestions
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 11 Nov 04 - 09:47 PM

I was once asked by7 the police if i had been drinking..

Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Qwestions
From: Amos
Date: 11 Nov 04 - 09:45 PM

"No, I was just counting my tire-changing tools in case.....Why?"


A

Subject: RE: BS: Stupid Qwestions
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Nov 04 - 09:40 PM

I had a flat tire, so I pulled onto the apron of a gas station. Got out of the car, opened the truck, pulled out the spare, the jack, and so on. A car pulled up, and a man quite seriously asked me, "Did you know that you have a flat?"

Subject: BS: Stupid Qwestions
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 11 Nov 04 - 08:33 PM

A few years ago, a mate of mine [Trevor] lost his leg when he was knocked off a motorbke, and his leg was crushed under a truck.
A while later, he took his car driving test, he had not had his false leg fitted at that time, so was hopping on crutches.
The driving examiner said "it says here, you have a disability, what is your disability?"

Trevor just looked at him, and said "Are you taking the piss?"