BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: catspaw49
Date: 27 Apr 09 - 11:50 PM

Guy named Gareth back in college got caught funning with his pillow........Probably not the same thing..........But it got interesting when his rommate found out it was HIS pillow.........

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Fortunato
Date: 27 Apr 09 - 09:45 PM

...and on his death bed, he said, "I wish I'd spent more time on the mudcat punning with my fellows."

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Apr 09 - 09:43 PM

...and others have it thrust into them.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: gnu
Date: 27 Apr 09 - 07:51 PM

Some strive for perfection.....

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Bill D
Date: 27 Apr 09 - 07:43 PM

*smile*,,, I am humbled...

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Amos
Date: 27 Apr 09 - 03:28 PM

Bill:

THat was profundly, inextricably, irreversibly, irrefutably TERRIBLE!!!



A

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Leadfingers
Date: 27 Apr 09 - 03:28 PM

If he IS home today . maybe we will see him in MudChat !!

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: maeve
Date: 27 Apr 09 - 02:58 PM

At least Sev's CAPS aren't locked, whatever the state of his pow. My pow has quite a Maine.

maeve

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: SINSULL
Date: 27 Apr 09 - 02:42 PM

and now to get even...OH LEEEZE ME ON THY CURLY POW, dAINTY dAVY, dAINTY dAVY.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: catspaw49
Date: 27 Apr 09 - 01:33 PM

I was thinking more from a quality standpoint Bill........(:<))

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Bill D
Date: 27 Apr 09 - 12:54 PM

I think they said a great deal to the one who needed it.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: catspaw49
Date: 27 Apr 09 - 11:51 AM

Never have so many said so little to so few so often.............

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Charley Noble
Date: 27 Apr 09 - 09:28 AM

When he sees what's been posted on this thread he may seek readmission!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble, on the road in Michigan

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Apr 09 - 08:24 AM

Threw him out for boozin' and wenchin', huh?

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: maeve
Date: 27 Apr 09 - 07:57 AM

Good morning, Sev.

maeve

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: CapriUni
Date: 27 Apr 09 - 02:09 AM

Well, Sandra, a good punny love will serve us all

(and even though Severn is a plum fine man, we'll have someone else make the pudding for him, for a while).

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 27 Apr 09 - 01:10 AM

yah! then he might have time to take on you punny lot.

sandra

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: gnu
Date: 26 Apr 09 - 05:31 PM

A little bird tweeted.... Sev's going home on Monday.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: gnu
Date: 26 Apr 09 - 03:50 PM

Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap.......

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: maeve
Date: 26 Apr 09 - 07:41 AM

I hope you can feel the lovage we've mint to express here, Sev!

maeve

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Apr 09 - 07:47 PM

"Go...to...the...theater."

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: gnu
Date: 25 Apr 09 - 06:07 PM

Go Bill!

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Charley Noble
Date: 25 Apr 09 - 05:58 PM

Oh, deer!

Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Bill D
Date: 25 Apr 09 - 04:30 PM

Did you ever hear about Richard Nixon deciding during the Watergate hearings, that he 'might' be out of a job, and thought he should take a few college courses by correspondence?
So this stack of books arrived, and his secretary, Rosemary Woods, opened the parcels, and couldn't believe that all that stuff was going to do Nixon any good.

"Look at these, Mr. President", she said, "You will never get thru half of them! What do you expect to BE after reading them?"

"Oh," he replied, "Partially sage, Rosemary...in time."

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: katlaughing
Date: 25 Apr 09 - 04:17 PM

That's exactly what I said just now on LtS's adventure thread!

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: catspaw49
Date: 25 Apr 09 - 04:16 PM

If all these Grade D puns are leaving a bad taste in your mouth, I suggset some toast..........YEAH TOAST!!!,,Try some compliments of Heywood Banks and Ol' Spaw



Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: artbrooks
Date: 25 Apr 09 - 04:14 PM

To-fooey!

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: katlaughing
Date: 25 Apr 09 - 04:11 PM

Surely, he just needs a bit more thyme spent with Ms. Sweet Rosemary and Smarty-pants Sage at the Carraway Center and bit of bon pain to champs on and all will turnip fine.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Apr 09 - 04:04 PM

Curry me back to ol' Virginny....

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: artbrooks
Date: 25 Apr 09 - 03:51 PM

Curry on back to us, Sev.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: katlaughing
Date: 25 Apr 09 - 12:33 PM

You must feel quite sated, Sins...all in one meal? It hardly bears drinking.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: SINSULL
Date: 25 Apr 09 - 11:43 AM

I hate you all...

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Apr 09 - 10:58 AM

It's all Severn's fault! Et cookies, the bank crisis, world hunger, nuclear proliferation, the fact I never got a pony when I was young, terrorism -- it's all his fault!

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: maeve
Date: 24 Apr 09 - 09:27 PM

Either Severn et my cookie or it crumbled.

maeve

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Apr 09 - 09:26 PM

Perhaps not, but you'd lead us in a lazy Limbo, leaning on the longest reaching pun while labeling it but a light leap from literary lushness; not a lie but a last lingering look at laughter before lights out.

Goodnight.

maeve

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Apr 09 - 09:13 PM

I would never, ever, ever, stoop so low as to engage in a pun. The punishment would probably put me beyond the pale, punt me past the posts. No, I could never opun myself up to that.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: gnu
Date: 24 Apr 09 - 07:11 PM

He will if youse guys keep coming up with good puns. He may be The Master, but he enjoys grasshoppers. Well, two out of three, anyway.

Snatch away.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Apr 09 - 07:03 PM

I suspect he'll relish this thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Apr 09 - 06:53 PM

I don't carrot all if he posts or not, as long as he's getting butter.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: gnu
Date: 24 Apr 09 - 06:48 PM

Sloely but surely.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: CapriUni
Date: 24 Apr 09 - 06:45 PM

I hope we have raisin to believe Sev is currently improving.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: gnu
Date: 24 Apr 09 - 06:39 PM

Oh oh... veggies next? SEVERN! We need you!

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: gnu
Date: 24 Apr 09 - 06:37 PM

I am not a stalker, Rap.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Apr 09 - 05:21 PM

Gnu is the very salt of the Earth, peppered with enthusiasm. He can easily get carrawayed and then you've got trouble. At least he doesn't get a celery for it.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: maeve
Date: 24 Apr 09 - 05:05 PM

Mmmm Mmmm good! Heavens, gnu; You've seasoned this to taste, yet SINSULL is the one stewing!

maeve

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: katlaughing
Date: 24 Apr 09 - 03:11 PM

Ah, regular toejamming...ewwww...regular um...cornponing...well...let's not sugar-coat it, to be regular ya need beans!

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: gnu
Date: 24 Apr 09 - 03:07 PM

Ya gotta strike while the iron is hot.

Okay, I'll beg off now and return to regular programming.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: gnu
Date: 24 Apr 09 - 02:52 PM

Oh, thought you were into a mess a pot mania.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: katlaughing
Date: 24 Apr 09 - 02:50 PM

Cookin' you up a mess a iron



(I always *think* "iron" when I see "FUBAR!" Or, do I mean Irn Br?**bg**)

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: gnu
Date: 24 Apr 09 - 02:38 PM

Are youse hashing a plot?