Nothing happened while you were gone, Amos!

Subject: RE: Nothing happened while you were gone, Amos!
From: Ebbie
Date: 09 May 09 - 04:23 PM

The Peace offerings have cooled my ire. (And I thank him)

I now wish to be part of the solution and not aggravate the problem.

What can I (may I) do?

Subject: RE: Nothing happened while you were gone, Amos!
From: GUEST,Peace
Date: 09 May 09 - 03:21 PM

This coming from a guy who said on a thread that he used to play hockey with frozen balls.

Subject: RE: Nothing happened while you were gone, Amos!
From: gnu
Date: 09 May 09 - 03:19 PM

Hmmm... would that be a titty bar?

Oh... a buddy sent me an email re the fact that some of those fives in yer wallet may have been in the crack of a stripper's(s') ass at some point. Not terribly bad... as long as it wasn't some swine that put them there.

Subject: RE: Nothing happened while you were gone, Amos!
From: Peace
Date: 09 May 09 - 03:17 PM

A start for the kitchen . . . .

Subject: RE: Nothing happened while you were gone, Amos!
From: Peace
Date: 09 May 09 - 03:14 PM

Then could we do the living room with a wallpaper like this?

Subject: RE: Nothing happened while you were gone, Amos!
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 09 May 09 - 12:56 PM

Liz, incontinent doesn't count. . .

Subject: RE: Nothing happened while you were gone, Amos!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 09 May 09 - 12:49 PM

(I tend to prefer things dripping with opulence):

It's certainly dripping with something....

I didn't do nuffink, I wasn't there, I was on a different continent entirely....


LTS

Subject: RE: Nothing happened while you were gone, Amos!
From: Bill D
Date: 09 May 09 - 12:35 PM

"He never had a purple chair,
He never went to see one.
But this one is his only choice,
Because it is a free one"

Subject: RE: Nothing happened while you were gone, Amos!
From: ClaireBear
Date: 09 May 09 - 11:56 AM

Hey, I bet if we leave one of these in the driveway, he won't really care what the house looks like anymore.

Subject: RE: Nothing happened while you were gone, Amos!
From: Janie
Date: 09 May 09 - 11:38 AM

Mr. Credit card ghoul be very glad that it was Sins what netted you. If it had been Rapaire this would have been your fate!

Subject: RE: Nothing happened while you were gone, Amos!
From: artbrooks
Date: 09 May 09 - 11:18 AM

And besides, regular paint or stain doesn't stick well to paintball blobs.

Brown leather is classy, but don't you think something like this would fit Amos better? He does live in California by choice, after all.

Would somebody tell that geek that we are all on the "do not call" list and we don't want another credit card.

Subject: RE: Nothing happened while you were gone, Amos!
From: GUEST,Mystrocard/Vista of Amerika, Inc.
Date: 09 May 09 - 11:11 AM

You people just don't understand. There is no proper level of FEAR in you. We know all of your darkest secrets. NOTHING that you charge is hidden! We know about the movies you guys rent in your motel rooms. We know about the Krispy Kreeme doughnuts you gals get on the way home from your Weight Watchers weigh-in. Beware! Mess with us and your frequent flier points are GONE!!

Subject: RE: Nothing happened while you were gone, Amos!
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 09 May 09 - 11:11 AM

Bruce, if you paint that room dark brown the furniture will be almost invisible in there.

Hmmmm. Interesting idea. Maybe if you took in the right kind of lighting and some interesting accent stuff you could make it look like an opium den or other Victorian smarmy hangout.

However, I think we're pretty far gone when it comes to paint in this household compound. Paint doesn't stick to singed wood too well, for starters, and out near the rink it is too cold for paint to stick.

Subject: RE: Nothing happened while you were gone, Amos!
From: ClaireBear
Date: 09 May 09 - 11:01 AM

Great work with that net, SINS.

Subject: RE: Nothing happened while you were gone, Amos!
From: Ebbie
Date: 09 May 09 - 10:49 AM

Ha! Right backatcha, Janie. I've been using everyone else's name. By now, my name is barely a blip on the screen.

I'm gonna tell, I'm gonna tell
I'm gonna holler and I'm gonna yell
I'll get you in trouble for everything you do
I'm gonna tell on you

Subject: RE: Nothing happened while you were gone, Amos!
From: Janie
Date: 09 May 09 - 09:45 AM

I'm safe on the dishes. There is no evidence left after the hockey players finished with their skeet shooting. And anyway, I signed Ebbie's name on all the purchases I made.

Subject: RE: Nothing happened while you were gone, Amos!
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 09 May 09 - 02:37 AM

This guy
was dancing around in the living room. I think the squid let him in. Evidently his trousers went the same way frogprince's did.

Subject: RE: Nothing happened while you were gone, Amos!
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 09 May 09 - 02:30 AM

I found this abandoned movie set and hitched it to the tank.

If we put it out front, I think we can fool Amos into believing he is no the wrong street, maybe even the wrong town.

Subject: RE: Nothing happened while you were gone, Amos!
From: Peace
Date: 09 May 09 - 01:31 AM

A very dark brown, and add purple drapes with light blue carpet for that 'je ne sais pas quois' look.

Subject: RE: Nothing happened while you were gone, Amos!
From: Peace
Date: 09 May 09 - 01:20 AM

I think the living room would look great painted in a dark brown enamel.

Subject: RE: Nothing happened while you were gone, Amos!
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 09 May 09 - 01:08 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkfHCRChve8
http://www.martinmars.com/sitemap.htm
http://www.martinmars.com/aircraft.htm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frLNuJvMCXs

Hot links installed!

The squid IS back, but is still a little tender after being defrosted off of the ice rink. You might have to coax him out of the guest house.

SINS, I think the drink is working, the net isn't necessary. You know how sleazy those credit card folks are. You have that one drinking out of the palm of your hand. So to speak. But just in case, I shoved the net under your chair from behind, all you have to do is whip it out and throw it over if needed. I tried to pack it far enough under there so it isn't a tripping hazard. You wouldn't want anyone to fall down around here!

Subject: RE: Nothing happened while you were gone, Amos!
From: open mike
Date: 09 May 09 - 12:20 AM

in case things get out of hand
and the bar be que sparks a fire
or we need to re-fill the pool
here is the world's largest
plane to do the job..
the Martin Mars
have super scooper
will deliver water..

http://www.xomba.com/martin_mars_water_bomber_footage_video
http://www.martinmars.com/sitemap.htm
http://www.martinmars.com/aircraft.htm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frLNuJvMCXs

Subject: RE: Nothing happened while you were gone, Amos!
From: SINSULL
Date: 08 May 09 - 11:49 PM

Never thought I would ever see a place that made mine look tasteful.
More to the point: GUEST Mystrocard, come sit down by the fire and have a nice single malt - straight up? on the rocks? How do you like it?



Sage - get behind him/it with the net. We'll dump him in the Jell-O pit with the squid.


The squid did come back, didn't he/she?

Subject: RE: Nothing happened while you were gone, Amos!
From: Donuel
Date: 08 May 09 - 11:28 PM

wow this party could make a clinically depressed person happy.

Subject: RE: Nothing happened while you were gone, Amos!
From: GUEST,Mother MOAB
Date: 08 May 09 - 09:39 PM

That's right dear, nothing happened. Now be a good boy and clean the mess up. You should have put your toys away before you left.

Subject: RE: Nothing happened while you were gone, Amos!
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 May 09 - 09:34 PM

Spaw, they'll get along good with the Idaho Legion. The Legion's already on site, digging bunkers for Amos. At least they told me they were bunkers.

Subject: RE: Nothing happened while you were gone, Amos!
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 08 May 09 - 09:21 PM

Did you hear the story about elephant shit and dung beetles this week on Terry Gross' Fresh Air? Do you know what happens when you drop elephant dung on the ground?

Watch then.

oo00o0o0o0o0o000033
oo86OO08ooOOO08oo

There. Elephant dung.

ping

ping ping

ping ping ping

ping ping ping ping ping ping

ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping

That's incoming dung beetles. The guy interviewed said "it's like a huge bucket of dung beetles literally poured over the top of you."

Spaw, I think you'd better come clean this up, and be prepared to sweep out about a ton of dung beetles.

Subject: RE: Nothing happened while you were gone, Amos!
From: catspaw49
Date: 08 May 09 - 08:07 PM

Keericed on the fuckin' proverbial crutch................what a friggin mess......Is that a pile of elephant shit over there? Damn..............

Listen Amos, I wanted to post here and let you know that I never even showed up! Go ahead and check.......I was never here so don't send me a bill for jackshit. If Jack shit on the floor than send Jack the bill. I WAS NEVER HERE and had nothing to do with all the wanton destruction or the inflated totals on your credit card.

Glad I ain't you.....I'm sending Cletus, Paw, Buford and the Reg boys your way to help in the clean up.......

Spaw

Subject: RE: Nothing happened while you were gone, Amos!
From: ClaireBear
Date: 08 May 09 - 07:46 PM

Thanks Kat, and once we've had our baths we'll definitely require some spiritual renewal as well. Wonder if one of these would fit into the shell of the guest house, out back? I bet Amos would like a meditation space...

Subject: RE: Nothing happened while you were gone, Amos!
From: Bill D
Date: 08 May 09 - 07:41 PM

LOLOLOLOL... if he reads this far, he'll be asking what the original title was!

Subject: RE: Nothing happened while you were gone, Amos!
From: katlaughing
Date: 08 May 09 - 07:30 PM

And, here's a Tasteful space for deep cleansing after all that work!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 08 May 09 - 06:34 PM

I agree, Claire. Color is a must!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: ClaireBear
Date: 08 May 09 - 06:25 PM

400, by the way.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: ClaireBear
Date: 08 May 09 - 06:25 PM

...except, strangely, it's in India now...

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: frogprince
Date: 08 May 09 - 06:10 PM

Doggone, ClaireBear; that Chinese whorehouse looks the same as when I was there 43 years ago!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: ClaireBear
Date: 08 May 09 - 06:07 PM

Stilly, that does look cosy. The white room wasn't me, though, that was Ebbie. I like rooms with a bit more personality. What's the use of opulence, if you can't have color as well?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 May 09 - 06:03 PM

It's all in your mind, pissysissy. I don't really exist.

That beach bed...it all comes back to the mosquitoes. And the sand fleas. And high tide.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: artbrooks
Date: 08 May 09 - 05:57 PM

Do you think those will be adequate, after leaving this behind?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: GUEST,Mystrocard/Vista of Amerika, Inc.
Date: 08 May 09 - 05:51 PM

Let it be further known that this corporation, hithertofor known as "us" or "we", have been in contact with the bureaucratic hierarchy of the polity commonly known as "Pocatello, Idaho" and have advised them of the subversion of publicly-owned property, to wit computers, laptop computers, and/or internet access by a low-level management official of that polity, commonly known as "Rapaire".

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 08 May 09 - 05:46 PM

Hey, Janie, they missed you and your dish shopping!

Oh, but maybe I shouldn't mention your name. . .

This bed would be very cosy. I liked that "simple" one up above by Rapaire; Claire, that white room was way too fancy and think about all of the dirt that would show!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 May 09 - 05:37 PM

Hey...Mistyvisty.

Bite me and the horse I rode in on.

No, wait, I mean "and the hors d'oevures you rode..." nah, that ain't right either.

Anyway, it's a Dustcover card so wadda YOU care? Have some of this extremely old, extremely rare, Scotch that was laid down in anticipation of the coming of Charles II.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: GUEST,Mystrocard/Vista of Amerika, Inc.
Date: 08 May 09 - 05:30 PM

It has come to our attention that a person or persons unknown at this address has purloined one or more credit cards belonging to one of our clients and has utilized this/these cards in an unauthorized manner. Please be aware that it is our policy to prosecute such activities to and beyond the limits allowable by law.

It is our intention to (1) subpoena the records of the virtual entity known variously as "Mudcat" and/or "The Mudcat Cafe", (2) determine the true identities of those responsible for these activities, and (3) assure that they are directed to make restitution as well as receive an appropriate sentence of incarceration.

Our research into the activities of the aforementioned individuals indicate that an appropriate sentence would be enclosure in an elevator-like structure for a period not to exceed six months, during which time the Muzak shall be programmed to play only Montovani, as performed by The Thousand and One Strings.

Additionally, we have determined that the individual whose cognomen is "Max" has no liability for these actions, but that the individual known as "Joe" had both full knowledge of them and the ability to terminate them at any time. Further, we plan to request that the appropriate authorities issue an arrest warrant for the person known as "Liz" for indecent exposure and corruption of an invertebrate semi-sentient.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 May 09 - 05:20 PM

...to his taste.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 May 09 - 05:19 PM

Perhaps something, like Amos, that's simple. Or we could provide some more...

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Ebbie
Date: 08 May 09 - 04:37 PM

That rock cave bedroom is gorgeous. I think I might incorporate it into one of the rooms in my partially underground hillside home.

But here is a currently existing one (I tend to prefer things dripping with opulence):

Moody Cave to Fancy Spirits

Do you think Amos might like one for his own? Right now, when the sky is the limit (at least until his card maxes out), is an excellent time to explore new ideas.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Janie
Date: 08 May 09 - 04:33 PM

That, MR. Bill, is a brilliant idea!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Bill D
Date: 08 May 09 - 04:27 PM

Could someone change this thread title to something innocuous...like,
"Nothing happened while you were gone, Amos.."?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: ClaireBear
Date: 08 May 09 - 04:22 PM

Or was it this one? I forget.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: ClaireBear
Date: 08 May 09 - 04:18 PM

Not to worry, we've had that entire bedroom shipped to an alternate universe and replaced it with this one.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern commences @ Amos' house
From: Ebbie
Date: 08 May 09 - 04:18 PM

hahhaha Oh, it is too much. hahahhahah