BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Noreen
Date: 09 Apr 09 - 10:49 AM

Card on its way over the ocean... complete with suitable puns for healing purposes.

Thinking about you, Severn.
x

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: gnu
Date: 09 Apr 09 - 09:15 AM

Somebody HAS to....

Art... no News is good news?

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: SINSULL
Date: 09 Apr 09 - 08:10 AM

Ah yes - 2/3rds of a pun = P U

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Neil D
Date: 09 Apr 09 - 04:21 AM

Severn,
   Get back to us soon. You're the last living proof that puns can actually be funny. It only seems to be a forgotten artform if you read this thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: artbrooks
Date: 08 Apr 09 - 10:35 PM

Don't listen to any of them. Don't listen to me either. ESPECIALLY don't listen to Rapper and Ginnie. Or New either. And finally, remember that all physical therapists are demons in disguise, but occupational therapists are angels on Earth.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Pauline L
Date: 08 Apr 09 - 10:20 PM

Severn, I'm so glad you're beginning to walk and write to us. You have a lot of friends here, and we're all hoping that you have a speedy recovery.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Apr 09 - 05:53 PM

If he's gonna post no matter what anyone says, he or someone should look at the Accessibility Options in Control Panel.

Or just put the damned caps lock on and let him shout.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: gnu
Date: 08 Apr 09 - 05:17 PM

Well... he can still use his right hand... so he can delete the links if required, right?

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Genie
Date: 08 Apr 09 - 04:53 PM

Hey, just don't forget my royalty check, Mick. *g*

Severn, I've finally gotten the hang of editing the iMovie videos and saving them in formats like QuickTime and jpeg so I can "share" them online without the whole world seeing them.
I should be able to send you some links to video files from last fall's Getaway very soon.

I even set up an account at MediaFire so I could send people links to download those videos without seeing all the porno lure pics at the bottom of the page that you get when you use RapidShare. But since RapidShare doesn't require having an account, I'll probably go ahead and send you some links using that site, if you're well enough to handle the porn. OK?

Genie

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: gnu
Date: 08 Apr 09 - 03:17 PM

Dragon Naturally Speaking is grate soft wear. I used it a lot full stop

it take sum time to get it to recognize your speech patterns come but when you get it running well come it is just beachy. I can type 150 words a minute with it but it does retire some add just meants when you get start Ed.

If you get Dragon come ah, hear is a hint for anyone who has a few dinks on the weak end. Set up two uses. One for during the weak and one for when you are in binding. That way, when you have a few beards come you can use the other data vase and it will recognize your screech saturns.

Works a street full stop. I am dove thing it.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Apr 09 - 02:50 PM

They'll clean him up, he'll get a bit of graft (but hey, what's new about that in the DC area?), and they'll move him to a special water bed where the ebb and flow of water will assist healing. After that he'll be commissioned in the US Navy for have been where the Severn Meets The Tide.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Big Mick
Date: 08 Apr 09 - 02:41 PM

Genie...... you know I love ya ........ but that has its limits ...... I would revoke your membership forth with ..........
















...... if I could quit giggling long enough..... I do not want you and Art Thieme in the same State ........














....... and I will be using that in my next gig.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: catspaw49
Date: 08 Apr 09 - 01:35 PM

Yeah, that's it.....They call it Dragon because you have to keep draggin the mike around to type............

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: open mike
Date: 08 Apr 09 - 12:35 PM

hang in there, pard.

keep walking

perhaps you could use a voice recognition system

which would type as you talk...

i think there is one called Dragon...

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: gnu
Date: 08 Apr 09 - 10:36 AM

Sev said grafts would take place soon... a visit from the Ether Bunny?

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: beardedbruce
Date: 08 Apr 09 - 10:00 AM

Was that the Aether Bunny?

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: SINSULL
Date: 08 Apr 09 - 09:52 AM

Keep this up and I will be a basket case.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Apr 09 - 09:49 AM

Be careful this coming Sunday. It will rain or it will not, it will be sunny or it will not be, an asteroid will hit the earth or it will not, civilization will perish under word play or it will not -- all because it's time for the annual visit of the Either Punny.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: gnu
Date: 08 Apr 09 - 09:40 AM

He'll heal and be heelarious again in due time.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: SINSULL
Date: 08 Apr 09 - 08:42 AM

Genie is just trying to make Severn's puns look good so he'll heal faster.
Heal faster, Sev! I'm begging you.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: gnu
Date: 08 Apr 09 - 07:05 AM

I tried to watch DVD's on my PC a few times and they fouled up for some reason.

I finally got a DVD player AND I fially tried it out. First DVD I watched was of Buster Keaton films... thanks again, Sev.

Keep on keepin on, buddy.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Leadfingers
Date: 08 Apr 09 - 04:47 AM

ASs if he Dig at Banjo players wasnt bad enough , genie , the punch line was even worse !

Keep at it Sev , and we'll see you soon I hope

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Genie
Date: 08 Apr 09 - 03:28 AM

OK, Severn, here's more of yer just desserts:

There was this horse stable, see? One of the prize mares was a beautiful thoroughbred red horse named Tess. Not only was she swift as the wind and - to her owners' delight - very fecund, but she had such a strong maternal drive that she would nurture and care for anyone and anything that seemed in need of her care. So she would nurse orphaned calves, let stray cats sleep in her stall, and give love and comfort to small, bratty humans who were often rejected by their two-legged brethren. She even, on occasion, 'adopted' punk rockers, jazz musicians, and (shudder!) BANJO players!   

One night, though, this lovely mare was abducted by a gang of black-leather clad teens with body piercings, black eyeliner, black lipstick -- the whole ghastly works. For weeks the owner and the cops tried to solve the crime, and finally one day they were amazed to find their beloved horse galloping back to the stable, with the black-leather-clad kids in hot pursuit.

The cops, of course, took the felonious brats into custody and tried to get a statement from them.   They finally admitted that they felt alienated by society and had kidnapped this legendary mare in the hopes of availing themselves of her renowned nurture -- but to their dismay, she totally rebuffed their pleas for attention and love.

The moral of the story, of course is
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Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: katlaughing
Date: 07 Apr 09 - 11:37 PM

What Rapaire said! And, thanks to Emily for the further update!

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Apr 09 - 10:49 PM

Don't post if it hurts. And I'm sure it hurts and it's gonna hurt even more. Mlle. Pain will see to it....

Just lay there and get well. You can read, but you cannot post.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: GUEST,SEVERN
Date: 07 Apr 09 - 10:16 PM

sOMEfinl skin graFT surgery in the next few

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Apr 09 - 10:12 PM

Severn: your physical therapists are named Olga, The Lash, and Mademoiselle Pain, assisted by Miss Birch. Remember: You VILL do as they say!

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: GUEST,severn
Date: 07 Apr 09 - 10:10 PM

Limited typing 0s a problem. so thanks

LOVE You ALL

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Apr 09 - 10:05 PM

FRED,

my daugther's graduating om May 16. I hope to go to Cinevent with her the followingweek

I will have some time to kill there, so please
keep me posted

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Ferrara
Date: 07 Apr 09 - 10:02 PM

Up and walking! Oh good news. Hang in there Severn, and may you set new records for healing quickly.

Love,
Rita

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: SINSULL
Date: 07 Apr 09 - 04:27 PM

PT - Perpetual Torture. Nurse Ratched to the fore.
Poor man. This too will pass.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: maeve
Date: 07 Apr 09 - 04:27 PM

That's wonderful news, Emily. Thank you very much.

Sev- We await your recovery and the resultant hail of hovering puntritudes. Then shall we exclaim, "Oh hailkite!"

maeve

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: GUEST,Emily
Date: 07 Apr 09 - 03:31 PM

Severn continues to heal and they have him up trying to walk (only as far as the bathroom so far). Says he is a bit shaky on his feet.
Starts physical therapy tomorrow. He so wants to be punning you all but he can only use his right hand so, typing is difficult. I pity you for when he is better. He is enjoying the cards as well. Thank you.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: GUEST,Fred Bailey
Date: 07 Apr 09 - 01:29 PM

And make another trip to Columbus for your rehab (or is that penance?)

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Apr 09 - 09:30 AM

Great puns. They were even better when I imagined hearing Barack Obama tell them.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: SINSULL
Date: 07 Apr 09 - 08:30 AM

More ice from Maine...

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Sandy Mc Lean
Date: 06 Apr 09 - 09:49 PM

Heal quickly Sev!

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Bill D
Date: 06 Apr 09 - 09:36 PM

Up I-95? In that traffic? I'd best go out and guide them in...I know the roads from 95 to Hopkins well....
.... and I'll add some of mine as I go.

Lots of good wishes, Severn....

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Janie
Date: 06 Apr 09 - 08:49 PM

Hi Sev, just checking in to see if there is any word on how you are faring.

Lots of good thoughts continue to wing their way up I-95.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Leadfingers
Date: 06 Apr 09 - 07:04 PM

200

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Leadfingers
Date: 06 Apr 09 - 07:04 PM

That is TERRIBLE Geoff ! Almost bad enough for Sev ! LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 06 Apr 09 - 06:15 PM

I imagine the scene when Severn arived at hospital...

Ambulance - "We're bringing in a new patient"
Nurse - "Who is it?"
Ambulance - "Severn"
Nurse - Best tell the Doctor to prepare for the Words..."

Quack!
Geoff.m-

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Leadfingers
Date: 06 Apr 09 - 03:29 PM

Nothing Sickening about My Old Mom Rap ! LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Apr 09 - 02:52 PM

You know, I really did read that Leadfingers had been "vomiting the family." Had to read it twice before I read it right.

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 06 Apr 09 - 01:37 PM

Trouble is when you've had all this work how will we tell you and George Clooney apart??

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Leadfingers
Date: 06 Apr 09 - 09:44 AM

Severn- Just been up visiting the family ! Colin and Pat send their Good Wishes .

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Barry Finn
Date: 06 Apr 09 - 12:46 AM

I hope you're doing a bit better Buddy. All my hopes & wishes to you for a speedy & full recovery.

Barry

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: Art Thieme
Date: 05 Apr 09 - 11:36 PM

Severn,

Here's to the quickest possible recovery! And I'm sitting here with my absolute favorite -- Laphroaig single malt -- toasting you.

And after you learn the ropes, and accomplish that, please, call Barrack and tell him how to do it!!!!

All the very best,

Art Thieme

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: GUEST,George Burns
Date: 05 Apr 09 - 08:45 PM

Hey! here's some burnt offerings ....


A man goes to a doctor because both of his ears are burnt. 'Sit down and tell me how it happened, says the doctor. Well,I was ironing my clothes when I received a call and instead of picking the phone I picked up the iron and burnt my ear.'But that's one ear - what about the other? She called again...

FACE BURN

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face
was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't
graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the
husband offered to donate some of his own skin.

However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable
would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed
that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and
requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this
was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the
woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had
before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her
youthful beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with
emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you
for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay
you."

"My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I
see your mother kiss you on the cheek.

.........................

best friends, Daryl and Gomer, were sent for.

Daryl went in, and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Daryl said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."

The mortician thought that was rather strange, and brought in Gomer next to identify the body. Gomer took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba."

The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"

Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."

"What? He had two assholes?" asked the mortician.

"Yup, everyone in town knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two assholes.'"

Subject: RE: BS: Severn Injured...Good thoughts, please
From: vectis
Date: 05 Apr 09 - 08:17 PM

Get well soon mate, we need to share a few pints together again somewhen soon.
Mary & Ian

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