Subject: RE: BS: Words..... From: Bert Date: 08 Jan 10 - 10:28 PM Talking of kids when dante age 4 starts whining, as four year olds do he gets called a whinocerous. |
Subject: RE: BS: Words..... From: VirginiaTam Date: 08 Jan 10 - 07:11 AM What wonderfulness that Sneezles poem. My Andie made up the spagitos for mosquitos. Took us forever to figure out what she was on about. At first we thought she was talking about spaghettios. I don't like spagitos cuz they itch. Huh? TSO's daughter made up a plural for sheep - sheepoes. Don't ask me, how she came by that. |
Subject: RE: BS: Words..... From: katlaughing Date: 07 Jan 10 - 10:16 PM John, THANK YOU. I've never seen that one before. Morgan will love it! |
Subject: RE: BS: Words..... From: Mrrzy Date: 07 Jan 10 - 09:31 PM Also things children have said, like clo (the singular of clothes)... |
Subject: RE: BS: Words..... From: Paul Burke Date: 07 Jan 10 - 05:22 PM Excess: second- hand sewage. Gland piano: foreplay Foreplay: golf Libellous: lacking an information sticker in London. Faultitude: tolerance of imperfection Queasine: unappetising food Acne: a spot in London Vasectomy: an operation to remove an improperly- used flower container Plantheism: the worship of management initiatives Fanny: rather like a ventilator Scupid: god who makes all the best women fall in love with dumbasses Wombera: An Australian device for accelerating childbirth Baltimore: the Asian quarter of Ilkley Concur: a bogus dog |
Subject: RE: BS: Words..... From: VirginiaTam Date: 07 Jan 10 - 01:00 PM TSO got the new Uxbridge English Dictionary for Christmas. And there was a music themed UED game on the Mornington Crescent thread. A lift of my definitions follows: Ragtime = monthly feminine condition Allegro = a line or queue of lower limbs Pizzicato = takeaway food for felines Homophony = pretending to be a man Madrigal = King George Pentatonic = five gins no water Prelude = just before you get flashed Staccato = to stack cats and from TSO Crotchet = one quater irritable Indie = All in the same key Nobless O'Blige = famous Irish castrato There a few other really good ones on that thread but as they are not mine or TSO's I won't lift them. |
Subject: RE: BS: Words..... From: John MacKenzie Date: 07 Jan 10 - 12:27 PM There you go Kat, this is from a book called Now We Are Six. I got it for my 6th birthday, and I gave it to my son and grandson, on their 6th birthdays too. Sneezles by A A Milne Christopher Robin Had wheezles And sneezles, They bundled him Into His bed. They gave him what goes With a cold in the nose, And some more for a cold In the head. They wondered If wheezles Could turn Into measles, If sneezles Would turn Into mumps; They examined his chest For a rash, And the rest Of his body for swellings and lumps. They sent for some doctors In sneezles And wheezles To tell them what ought To be done. All sorts and conditions Of famous physicians Came hurrying round At a run. They all made a note Of the state of his throat, They asked if he suffered from thirst; They asked if the sneezles Came after the wheezles, Or if the first sneezle Came first. They said, "If you teazle A sneezle Or wheezle, A measle May easily grow. But humour or pleazle The wheezle Or sneezle, The measle Will certainly go." They expounded the reazles For sneezles And wheezles, The manner of measles When new. They said "If he freezles In draughts and in breezles, Then PHTHEEZLES May even ensue." Christopher Robin Got up in the morning, The sneezles had vanished away. And the look in his eye Seemed to say to the sky, "Now, how to amuse them to-day?" |
Subject: RE: BS: Words..... From: Bill D Date: 07 Jan 10 - 12:00 PM 'Catatonic- a secret elixir members here drink in order to come up with this stuff. ☺ |
Subject: RE: BS: Words..... From: Amos Date: 07 Jan 10 - 11:27 AM Adversary: A poetic soul reduced to writing jingles for products. A |
Subject: RE: BS: Words..... From: frogprince Date: 07 Jan 10 - 11:17 AM circumlocution; the act of talking one's foreskin off. |
Subject: RE: BS: Words..... From: GUEST,leeneia Date: 07 Jan 10 - 11:13 AM Thanks for starting this thread, dwdwitty. I like it. Must admit I doubt that the Post would actually print "Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole." |
Subject: RE: BS: Words..... From: katlaughing Date: 07 Jan 10 - 11:12 AM Thanks, dw! Those are great! Around here my grandson and I like to make new words. He loves that we don't just "sneeze." We have the Sneezles; makes him laugh every time. |
Subject: RE: BS: Words..... From: Mr Happy Date: 07 Jan 10 - 10:41 AM Interred: Up to your neck in **it!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Words..... From: Dave the Gnome Date: 07 Jan 10 - 10:40 AM Could well be, Sins, but I wouldn't know about these things:-P D |
Subject: RE: BS: Words..... From: SINSULL Date: 07 Jan 10 - 10:24 AM Dave, Is that similar to curb crawling? |
Subject: RE: BS: Words..... From: Dave Roberts Date: 07 Jan 10 - 10:10 AM My favourite Oxbridge Dictionary word on ISIHAC was from Barry Cryer: Goatherd = exclamation made while flushing. Good old British smut. |
Subject: RE: BS: Words..... From: Dave the Gnome Date: 07 Jan 10 - 09:48 AM There is a construction company operating in the North of England and possibly other areas called 'Curbishly'. I always thought it would make a good adverb. "he crawled along the pavement, curbishly..." DeG |
Subject: RE: BS: Words..... From: Mr Happy Date: 07 Jan 10 - 09:12 AM Nitty-Gritty On British roads, we're getting plenty Nitty but hardly any Gritty! True Grit, where?? |
Subject: RE: BS: Words..... From: Lox Date: 07 Jan 10 - 08:52 AM John, lol |
Subject: RE: BS: Words..... From: John MacKenzie Date: 07 Jan 10 - 08:40 AM We have a similar manifestation of this in the UK, it's called 'Oxbridge English Dictionary', and it's one of the rounds in a mad panel game, called 'I'm sorry I Haven't a Clue'. My current favourite is. Newcastle, v To drop a bomb on Piers Morgan [An odious newspaper editor] |
Subject: BS: Words..... From: dwditty Date: 07 Jan 10 - 07:55 AM Here is the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the winners: 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time. 2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole. 3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. 4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. 5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. 6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. 7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. 8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the Person who doesn't get it. 9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. 10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.) 11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. 12. Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. 13. Glibido: All talk and no action. 14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. 15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. 16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. 17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating. The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. And the winners are: 1. Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained. 3. Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk. 5. Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent. 6. Negligent, adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown. 7. Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp. 8. Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash. 9. Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller. 10. Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline. 11. Testicle, n. A humorous question on an exam. 12. Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists. 13. Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist. 14. Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with yiddishisms 15. Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there. 16. Circumvent, n . An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men. |