BS: Sharknado

Subject: RE: BS: Sharknado
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 21 May 15 - 08:59 AM

Can't wait for the next Sharknado film? 10.50 UK Channel 70 Horror Channel tonight Nude Nuns with Big Guns. Damn, I'll be out!

RtS

Subject: RE: BS: Sharknado
From: Anne Lister
Date: 19 May 15 - 04:35 PM

I have never seen (nor wanted to see) Sharknado BUT apparently the producer was very impressed recently with a very low budget film my husband is in, which is a film called "Granny of the Dead", to the extent that in the opening credits it now has the producer of Sharknado listed as "Executive Producer". We're hoping it might help with distribution. If you like low budget (and funny) zombie films try to get "Granny of the Dead" to your local favourite cinema and look out for the cameo role of the postman (which is my husband, who luckily for me doesn't normally look the way he looks for much of the rest of the film).

Subject: RE: BS: Sharknado
From: LadyJean
Date: 18 May 15 - 06:17 PM

I don't remember starting this thread, which may be for the best. I have PCI, Permanent Car Issues, which keeps me at home way too much. So I sometimes see things like Sharknado. Which was better than "Ghost Shark".

Subject: RE: BS: Sharknado
From: GUEST
Date: 18 May 15 - 09:47 AM

Here's a preview. Now's yer chance to get ahead.

Subject: RE: BS: Sharknado
From: Ed T
Date: 18 May 15 - 07:12 AM

Sequel-"Sharks on a Plane"

Subject: RE: BS: Sharknado
From: olddude
Date: 18 May 15 - 01:30 AM

Lol you bet chainsaw fishing

Subject: RE: BS: Sharknado
From: GUEST
Date: 17 May 15 - 08:18 PM

seems "The Hoff" will be in Sharknado 3, and possibly 4 ?

Subject: RE: BS: Sharknado
From: GUEST
Date: 17 May 15 - 07:01 PM

Tell ya one thing though, Dan. That chainsaw is one tough s.o.b. Talk about yer fish filet.

Subject: RE: BS: Sharknado
From: GUEST
Date: 17 May 15 - 06:55 PM

With live seafood dinner no doubt.

Subject: RE: BS: Sharknado
From: olddude
Date: 17 May 15 - 05:37 PM

Gory parts are the best, it is such a messed up movie you have to laugh at how insane it is. Love it. Has a cult following now as the weirdest movie ever. College kids have sharknado night

Subject: RE: BS: Sharknado
From: GUEST
Date: 17 May 15 - 03:27 PM

I just watched Sharknado on Youtube. I skipped over the gory parts. The other three minutes were pretty good.

Subject: RE: BS: Sharknado
From: GUEST
Date: 17 May 15 - 02:27 PM

you might want to check out "Piranha 3D" and "Piranha 3DD"...

Subject: RE: BS: Sharknado
From: olddude
Date: 17 May 15 - 01:07 PM

Best movies ever Lol watched them several times Lol laughing

Subject: RE: BS:
From: GUEST
Date: 17 May 15 - 01:52 AM

SHARKNADO 3 - apparently Jedward will be acting in it

Subject: RE: BS: SHARKNADO
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 03 Aug 14 - 09:37 AM

Talking of octopuses -- Have you seen the Betfair commercial in which the octopus plays 8 games of table tennis simultaneously? Gr8!

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Subject: RE: BS: SHARKNADO
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 03 Aug 14 - 09:12 AM

I've just seen a trailer for one about a shark crossed with an octopus that comes ashore on its tentacles to terrorise the usual nubile girls in bikinis. Unmissable, I reckon!
RtS

Subject: RE: BS: SHARKNADO
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Aug 14 - 01:48 PM

Don - they already beat you to it.

It may actually be "Dinoshark".

.. and if it's not that movie, don't despair - they all get regular repeat showings sooner or later !!!

Subject: RE: BS: SHARKNADO
From: Don Firth
Date: 02 Aug 14 - 01:40 PM

If they're going to do sharks, they're missing a bet by not going back a million and a half years. Imagine a Great White shark the size of a sperm whale!

Such a critter did exist: Megaladon.

This is not the whale shark, which is getting up there in size, but it's a fairly placid critter and it's essentially toothless. It cruises along with its mouth open. It's a plankton sifter, time some whales. Essentially harmless, just big.

Megaladon has teeth. Take a look at this monster: Clicky.

There are some marine biologists that maintain that there is evidence the a few Megalodons still exist. Hunts for the monster have not turned up any, but they've turned up evidence that they say is "promising."

And then, of course, there is the giant squid. The claim is that they live about 5,000 down, and there is quite a bunch of them in the depths of the Indian Ocean in particular.

The favorite meal of the sperm whale is giant squid. The favorite meal of the giant squid is sperm whale, who dive to depths of 5,000 feet looking for lunch. Some pretty titanic battles take place in the depths of the ocean. Whalers have seen rows of sucker scars on sperm whales the size of dinner plates.

Lotsa great movie monster potential out there…..

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: SHARKNADO
From: olddude
Date: 02 Aug 14 - 01:35 PM

Today its dinoshark no kidding Lol

Subject: RE: BS: SHARKNADO
From: olddude
Date: 02 Aug 14 - 10:34 AM

Oh yes the human toothed fish how about ghost shark... Where are the academy award folks are they not watching... Two headed shark.. And we have carmine electra in a thong

Subject: RE: BS: SHARKNADO
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 02 Aug 14 - 09:16 AM

Even worse, last night 4Music (UK channel 18) was showing "Two headed shark attack". The few seconds I saw showed an obviously latex shark devouring the usual bikini babes!
My favourite in this genre is one of the many Piranha movie where the CGI fish seem to be wearing human dentures!

RtS

Subject: RE: BS: SHARKNADO
From: olddude
Date: 01 Aug 14 - 11:27 PM

Wonderful movie the chain saw brought tears to my eyes sniff sniff

Subject: RE: BS: SHARKNADO
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Aug 14 - 10:20 PM

I saw "Sharknado" and________________realised that anything this cheap on TV must have made a lot of money.

Subject: RE: BS: SHARKNADO
From: olddude
Date: 01 Aug 14 - 09:55 PM

Omg that is perfect

Subject: RE: BS: SHARKNADO
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Aug 14 - 06:47 PM

If anyone knows how to contact the Sci Fi Channel movie producers..

I'd definitely pay good money to watch a film called "Sharka Zulu" !!!

Subject: RE: BS: SHARKNADO
From: olddude
Date: 01 Aug 14 - 06:15 PM

Ever see their other classics two headed shark or sharktopus a hybrid shark and octopus

Subject: RE: BS: SHARKNADO
From: Wesley S
Date: 01 Aug 14 - 12:26 PM

I just heard one of the producers on the radio.

In the works:

Sharknado 3.

Hmmmm.... Maybe the tornado will pick up monkeys next time. Flying monkeys anyone? Or even hogs. It can be called "When Pigs Fly".

Subject: RE: BS: SHARKNADO
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 01 Aug 14 - 09:55 AM

Ah -- OK; looked it up on Wiki & found it is a portmanteau word meaning "tornado full of sharks": so hence, I gather, it must be

"Shark nay dough"


OK. Curiosity satisfied.

As you were, everybody.

Can't feel myself rushing to watch the movie, mind...


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~M~

Subject: RE: BS: SHARKNADO
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 01 Aug 14 - 09:46 AM

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My semantic curiosity leads me to wonder whether it is pronounced as

"Shark nay do"

or, as it might be put,

"Sharknado about nothing"

???

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Subject: RE: BS: SHARKNADO
From: ClaireBear
Date: 31 Jul 14 - 11:57 PM

Love the chain saw. 21st c version of the Bass-o-Matic.

Subject: RE: BS: SHARKNADO
From: olddude
Date: 31 Jul 14 - 09:57 PM

Did you see their adds forget the boat grab a chain saw. They actually are breaking records on viewers
. So silly it makes you laugh

Subject: RE: BS: SHARKNADO
From: olddude
Date: 31 Jul 14 - 09:55 PM

I love them, even scifi channel makes fun of their silly movies. These have a cult following now as the dumbest shark movies but awesome I love them both

Subject: RE: BS: SHARKNADO
From: ClaireBear
Date: 31 Jul 14 - 07:57 PM

Wow. A sequel to SHARKNADO. The things I learn from Mudcat. Sooner or later, all the flotsam and jetsam of the world's information washes up here, doesn't it?

Subject: RE: BS: SHARKNADO
From: Don Firth
Date: 31 Jul 14 - 06:58 PM

With dead sharks all over the place, can you imagine what it's going to smell like after a few warm days?

PHUI!!

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: SHARKNADO
From: Bill D
Date: 31 Jul 14 - 03:48 PM

WHO is gonna sweep up all them sharks?

Cheap sushi makers, I suppose.....

Subject: RE: BS: SHARKNADO
From: Don Firth
Date: 31 Jul 14 - 03:01 PM

Naw, I'll be watching "Foyle's War" on my local PBS affiliate, followed by "Midsomer Murders." That's more than enough mayhem for me....

Watched "Larkrise to Candleford" last night. Dorcas Lane turned down Dowland's proposal of marriage, and it turned out that young Laura had not been fired from the Candleford post office, as she had feared.

Raining sharks? Naw, I don't think so....

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: SHARKNADO
From: GUEST
Date: 31 Jul 14 - 02:22 PM

set the timer for record - SHARKNADO 1 + 2 are both on Sci Fy channel tonight

Subject: RE: BS: SHARKNADO
From: Don Firth
Date: 31 Jul 14 - 02:09 PM

I watched the YouTube clip. I think I'll give it a pass.

"Jaws" some years back was about all I needed to know about Sharks. After watching it, I contemplated getting myself a cabin up it the mountains....

Chief Brody to Quint, the shark hunter: "You're gonna need a bigger boat...."

Clicky.

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: SHARKNADO
From: Wesley S
Date: 31 Jul 14 - 01:18 PM

From Sharknado One :

Here's what we're talking about.

Subject: RE: BS: SHARKNADO
From: Ed T
Date: 31 Jul 14 - 11:49 AM

"The difference between (good) fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense." Tom Clancy

Subject: RE: BS: SHARKNADO
From: GUEST
Date: 31 Jul 14 - 11:36 AM

Come on, let's have a round of applause for gleefully stupid trash horror low budget [s]exploitation movie makers.

It takes real creative intelligence to make such utterly ridiculous lurid nonsense.

Long may they continue to put idiot grins on our faces...

Check out "Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl"

Subject: RE: BS: SHARKNADO
From: Bill D
Date: 31 Jul 14 - 10:08 AM

I saw a brief clip last night and wondered why there were no jellyfish or tuna..........

Subject: RE: BS: SHARKNADO
From: Jack Campin
Date: 31 Jul 14 - 09:54 AM

Can we have a sequel about city-eating eggplants in Chicago?

Subject: RE: BS: SHARKNADO
From: GUEST,Saulgoldie
Date: 31 Jul 14 - 09:35 AM

I looked at some clips and just about died laughing! It is intentionally bad, and they did a splendid job of it. Honestly, folks, lighten up a bit! Laughter helps your body release healing endorphins. Eh,whatever.

Saul

Subject: RE: BS: SHARKNADO
From: Wesley S
Date: 31 Jul 14 - 08:53 AM

I taped it last night. I'll see it soon.

Subject: RE: BS: SHARKNADO
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 31 Jul 14 - 08:24 AM

This stinker seems to be all over the UK cheapo channels at the moment.

RtS

Subject: RE: BS: SHARKNADO
From: Don Firth
Date: 31 Jul 14 - 01:33 AM

Oh! Just noticed that I read the synopsis on the one where the sharks eat California.

But I imagine....

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: SHARKNADO
From: Don Firth
Date: 31 Jul 14 - 01:22 AM

I read a synopsis of it on IMDb. Sounds like a real stinkeroo!

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: SHARKNADO
From: J-boy
Date: 31 Jul 14 - 01:01 AM

fell to my knees in thanks for living in the United States of America.

Subject: RE: BS: SHARKNADO
From: michaelr
Date: 31 Jul 14 - 12:53 AM

changed the channel

Subject: BS: SHARKNADO
From: LadyJean
Date: 31 Jul 14 - 12:02 AM

You would think I'd know better than to have Sharknado on, but I do. It's about sharks eating people in New York. As opposed to the previous Sharknado that was about sharks eating people in California.

But, I thought I'd issue a mudcat challenge.

Finish this sentence. I saw "Sharknado" and________________

I'm sure I'll get some creative responses.