Let's send everybody back!

Subject: RE: Let's send everybody back!
From: mousethief
Date: 04 Oct 03 - 01:27 PM

Send 'Em Back
words and music by Roy Zimmerman
©1995 Watunes (BMI)

Little Pedro and Juanita
Arrived this morning in Reseda
On a special overnight delivery
They bubbled and they burbled and they flashed their brown eyes at us
We said check their little heartbeats and their immigration status
And if you should find they're here illegally . . .

Send 'em back
Send 'em back
Give 'em one good whack and half an hour to pack
Hand their cousins to the fuzz 'n stick 'em on a southbound bus
Restrict immigration, give the country back to us

Little Helga and her Vater
Came across the rolling water
On a stormy day in 1923
And he labored as a carpenter so she could be a doctor
Now they convalesce together in the window where he rocked her
And they're burdens on the state economy . . .

Send 'em back
Send 'em back
Give 'em one Big Mac and serum Ipecac
On a steamer back to Bremerhaven instantaneous
Restrict immigration, give the country back to us

Send the Fins back to Finland
And the Russians further inland
Sent the Poles back to Poland
And the penguins to the Pole
Any man with a tan
Should go back to Tanzania
And Aegeans to Aegea
And Koreans back to Seoul

Well, Columbus found this nation
Had a native population
Who'd been living here since many years B.C.
Descended from a people who were noble, brave and daring
Who'd migrated 'cross the Bering eating bits of frozen herring
And spread out across this continent from sea . . . to sea . . . so peaceful and so free . . .

Send 'em back
Send 'em back
Put 'em on a trek Columbo couldn't track
Let 'em count the steps to China on a friggin' abacus
Restrict immigration
And give this mighty nation
Back to us . . . . . . . squirrels

Subject: RE: Let's send everybody back!
From: Gareth
Date: 04 Oct 03 - 11:04 AM

Yer ! I am back where I belong !

Gareth
(garydd ap godfri ap ben ap .... Continue for several hundred ancestors)

Subject: RE: Let's send everybody back!
From: Little Robyn
Date: 04 Oct 03 - 05:55 AM

Hey, that means I'd be sent back to Padstow!
Yeah!
Oss Oss!

Subject: RE: Let's send everybody back!
From: GUEST,pdc
Date: 03 Oct 03 - 10:27 PM

And consider...just who is the "us" in "let's"?

Subject: RE: Let's send everybody back!
From: LadyJean
Date: 03 Oct 03 - 10:17 PM

Louis the fourteenth kicked my ancestors out of France. So, they settled in Ballykelly, Ireland. I have BEEN to France. It would have to be Ballykelly, if it were anywhere.

Subject: RE: Let's send everybody back!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 03 Oct 03 - 06:24 AM

Sending people back could cause problems in my village, the population has been 650 for about 50 years. The only time somebody leaves town is when a baby is born.
I'm going back to Imasas.
Giok

Subject: RE: Let's send everybody back!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 03 Oct 03 - 04:21 AM

Amos,

See here thread.cfm?threadid=56351&messages=31#1027861

Subject: RE: Let's send everybody back!
From: GUEST,Mickey191
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 11:32 PM

I'm too big for the womb.

Subject: RE: Let's send everybody back!
From: Amos
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 11:04 PM

This is about as short-sighted a thread as I have yet seen.


A

Subject: RE: Let's send everybody back!
From: artbrooks
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 10:41 PM

Let's see, left leg from the hip down to Bremen, right arm to Country Limrick, left arm to someplace in France, most of the right leg to England...shred it and pass it around. That leaves the torso and head...not quite sure where to send them...I guess that idea won't work.

Subject: RE: Let's send everybody back!
From: Bill D
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 09:45 PM

back to where we all came from? Gonna get REAL crowded in the Olduvai Gorge. (and parts thereabouts)

Subject: RE: Let's send everybody back!
From: Gareth
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 09:11 PM

Mmmmm ! Lehrer had something to say on this -


Oh, the white folks hate the black folks,
And the black folks hate the white folks;
To hate all but the right folks
Is an old established rule.

But during National Brotherhood Week,
National Brotherhood Week,
Lena Horne and Sheriff Clark are dancing cheek to cheek.
It's fun to eulogize
The people you despise
As long as you don't let 'em in your school.

Oh, the poor folks hate the rich folks,
And the rich folks hate the poor folks.
All of my folks hate all of your folks,
It's American as apple pie.

But during National Brotherhood Week,
National Brotherhood Week,
New Yorkers love the Puerto Ricans 'cause it's very chic.
Step up and shake the hand
Of someone you can't stand,
You can tolerate him if you try!

Oh, the Protestants hate the Catholics
And the Catholics hate the Protestants,
And the Hindus hate the Moslems,
And everybody hates the Jews.

But during National Brotherhood Week,
National Brotherhood Week,
It's National Everyone-Smile-At-One-Another-Hood Week.
Be nice to people who
Are inferior to you.
It's only for a week, so have no fear;
Be grateful that it doesn't last all year!

Gareth

Subject: RE: Let's send everybody back!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 09:05 PM

where would you send me?
see other thread.

Subject: Let's send everybody back!
From: Mr Happy
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 08:46 PM

*(See also BNP thread}

For a start,All the native Americans back to Asia!