Subject: RE: BS: Drunks only From: GUEST,Kismet Hardy Date: 22 Apr 05 - 12:30 PM OK who spilt my pint? Was it you 4-eyesh? |
Subject: RE: BS: Drunks only From: GUEST,Conrad Kilton Date: 22 Apr 05 - 12:03 AM Ooops woz gonna post something but i just sobered up |
Subject: RE: BS: Drunks only From: Gray D Date: 21 Apr 05 - 07:51 PM HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA . . . . YOU'RE MY BESHT MATES, YOU ARE! Gray . . . er . . . what iz it? . . . letter . . . aaalphabet . . . no, don't tell me . . . |
Subject: RE: BS: Drunks only From: Chris Green Date: 21 Apr 05 - 06:23 PM I 'aven't ad a c*** all night, drinkstable! |
Subject: RE: BS: Drunks only From: NH Dave Date: 21 Apr 05 - 01:07 PM Do you know the difference between a common drunk and an alcoholic? Us common drunks don't have to go to those damned meetings! Dave |
Subject: RE: BS: Drunks only From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine Date: 21 Apr 05 - 08:49 AM OK jOhn, I'll have one with you, ta. |
Subject: RE: BS: Drunks only From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 20 Apr 05 - 07:57 PM Waaght all thgis id aboioiutr? i wiomnder waht thfis thread fotr thyen? |
Subject: RE: BS: Drunks only From: GUEST,Dominie Date: 20 Apr 05 - 06:33 PM Curdle Lass, lass not girl, girl. |
Subject: RE: BS: Drunks only From: GUEST,Curdle Date: 20 Apr 05 - 12:22 AM She's a big girl and a bonnie girl and she likes her beeeeeeer |
Subject: RE: BS: Drunks only From: annamill Date: 16 Apr 05 - 08:14 PM too... sorry! |
Subject: RE: BS: Drunks only From: annamill Date: 16 Apr 05 - 08:11 PM I work as a Trolley Driver now! I'm not allowed to drink for 8 hrs before I actually drive. I have off tomorrow, Monday and don't have to be at work til 1pm Tuesday.... Nibblin' on sponge cake Watching the sun bake All of those tourists covered with oil Strumming my six-string On my front porch swing Smell those shrimp, they're beginning to boil Wasted away again in Margaritaville Searching for my lost shaker of salt Some people claim that there's a bad man to blame But I know It's nobody's fault I don't know the reason I stayed here all season Nothing to show but this brand new tattoo But it's a real beauty A Mexican cutie How it got here I haven't a clue Wasted away again in Margaritaville Searching for my lost shaker of salt Some people claim that there's a bad man to blame Now I think Hell, it could be my fault I blew out my flip-flop Stepped on a pop-top Cut my heal had to cruise on back home But there's booze in the blender And soon it will render That frozen concoction that helps me hang on Wasted away again in Margaritaville Searching for my lost shaker of salt Some people claim that there's a bad man to blame But I know It's my own damned fault Yes and some people claim that there's a bad man to blame And I know It's my owned damned fault I love California!!!Life ain't to bad. Love, Annamill |
Subject: RE: BS: Drunks only From: Jim McLean Date: 16 Apr 05 - 03:53 PM How do you order a dry martini in German if you only want one? |
Subject: RE: BS: Drunks only From: Seaking Date: 16 Apr 05 - 02:37 PM Just going out, may see you later... |
Subject: RE: BS: Drunks only From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Date: 16 Apr 05 - 01:40 PM My uncle used to suffer from Alcoholic Constipation. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't pass a pub. Don T. |
Subject: RE: BS: Drunks only From: JennyO Date: 16 Apr 05 - 12:52 PM Best Fruit Cake Ever Ingredients: 1 cup butter, 1 cup sugar, 4 large eggs, 1 cup dried fruit, 1 tsp baking powder, 1 tsp baking soda, 1 tsp salt, lemon juice, 1 cup brown sugar, 1 or 2 quarts whiskey Steps: Before you start, sample the whiskey to check for quality. Good isn't it? Now go ahead. Select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc. Check the whiskey again as it must be just right. To be sure the whiskey is of the highest quality, pour 1 level cup into a glass and drink it as fast as you can. Repeat. With a electric mixer, beat 1 cup of butter in large fluffy bowl. Add 1 tsp of thuger and beat again. Meanwhile, make sure the whiskey is of the finest quality. Cry another tup. Open second quart if necessary. Add 2 arge leggs, 2 cups of fried druit and beat till high. If druit gets stuck in beaters, just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the whiskey again, thecking for tonsicisity, then sift 2 cups of salt or anything, it really doesn't matter. Sample the whuskey. Sift 1/2 pint of lemon juice. Fold in chopped butter and strained nuts. Add 1 babblespoon of brown thugar,or whatever color you can find and wix mell. Grease oven and turn cake pan to 350. Now pour the whole mess into the coven and ake. Check the whiskey again, and bo to ged. |
Subject: RE: BS: Drunks only From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 16 Apr 05 - 09:36 AM ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz....... |
Subject: RE: BS: Drunks only From: Dave Hanson Date: 16 Apr 05 - 05:33 AM Bollocks, I was too drunk to log on again last night and now I'm feckin sober again. eric |
Subject: RE: BS: Drunks only From: GUEST,van lingle Date: 16 Apr 05 - 05:23 AM An jus remember, ish no fun drinking alone until you've had 2 or 3. |
Subject: RE: BS: Drunks only From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine Date: 16 Apr 05 - 01:04 AM I don't have a drinking problem. I drink I get drunk I fall down No problem |
Subject: RE: BS: Drunks only From: skipy Date: 15 Apr 05 - 04:26 PM Slops! (out of date if poss!) sklippyeeiaeeo! |
Subject: RE: BS: Drunks only From: gnu Date: 15 Apr 05 - 04:01 PM Bartender! More glue. We gotta hold this party together. |
Subject: RE: BS: Drunks only From: Emma B Date: 15 Apr 05 - 03:41 PM "Let us drink to have wit, not to destroy it! Panard C18th French poet |
Subject: RE: BS: Drunks only From: Susu's Hubby Date: 15 Apr 05 - 03:40 PM I got this from my grandfather. I had 12 bottles of whiskey in my cellar and my wife told me to empty the contents down the sink or else. So I proceeded witht he unpleasent task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottleand poured the contents down the drain with the exception of one glass which I drank. I extracted the cork from the second bottle and did likeways, with the exception of one glass which I drank. I then withdrew the third bottle and emptied the good ole booze down the drain except a drank. I pulled the cork from the fourth sink and poured the bottle down the glass which I drank. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of the next glsass and poured the cork down the bottle. I pulled the cork out of my throat and poured the sink down the bottle and drank the glass, Then I corked the sink with the glass and drank the pour. When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the bottles and corks and glasses with the other which were 29. To be sure I counted them again whan the house came by and I had 73. As the house and I passed by I counted them again and finally the house and the bottles and corks and glasses counted except one house and one bottle which I drank. |
Subject: RE: BS: Drunks only From: gnu Date: 15 Apr 05 - 02:50 PM Fucking drunk? |
Subject: RE: BS: Drunks only From: Leadfingers Date: 15 Apr 05 - 02:48 PM I used to drink a lot , but now I dont drink any more . The problem is I dont drink any less ! Maybe I'll something to add after the pubs close ! |
Subject: RE: BS: Drunks only From: sixtieschick Date: 15 Apr 05 - 02:44 PM "Lechery, sir, it provokes and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance." --Shakespeare, Macbeth |
Subject: RE: BS: Drunks only From: gnu Date: 15 Apr 05 - 02:29 PM Here's to you, and here's to me. And, if, by chance, we disagree, fuck you, here's to me. Past the lips and past the gums, look out stomach, here it comes. |
Subject: RE: BS: Drunks only From: Liz the Squeak Date: 15 Apr 05 - 02:11 PM Good old Tom Lehrer - 'Hearts full of youth, hearts full of truth, 6 parts gin to 1 part vermouth!' LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Drunks only From: JennyO Date: 15 Apr 05 - 11:27 AM From Wayne and Shuster: Guy in bar - "I'll have a martinus" Bartender - "You mean martini" Guy in bar - "If I want two I'll ask for 'em." |
Subject: RE: BS: Drunks only From: gnu Date: 15 Apr 05 - 10:43 AM Drink? No. Not since they invented the funnel. Along the same lines, Brian... I am allergic to alcohol. After a half dozen drinks, I get dizzy. Much more than that and I throw up. |
Subject: RE: BS: Drunks only From: GUEST,Anonymous Date: 15 Apr 05 - 10:38 AM real cheap drunk here, only have to hear word "Drunk" and am |
Subject: RE: BS: Drunks only From: ToulouseCruise Date: 15 Apr 05 - 10:21 AM well, for me it only takes one beer to get me drunk... ... I just can't figure out if it is the 15th or 16th.... Brian, one of "Two Loose Screws" |
Subject: RE: BS: Drunks only From: bobad Date: 15 Apr 05 - 10:16 AM Guess that leaves me out as I'm sotally tober. |
Subject: RE: BS: Drunks only From: Dave Hanson Date: 15 Apr 05 - 08:55 AM I'll get back to yer. eric |
Subject: RE: BS: Drunks only From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 15 Apr 05 - 08:18 AM Burp! |
Subject: RE: BS: Drunks only From: Raptor Date: 15 Apr 05 - 07:49 AM Martinis I'll only have one. Two at the most. After 3 I'm under the table. After 4 I'm under my host. Author Unknown! Raptor |
Subject: RE: BS: Drunks only From: GUEST,Bill the Collie Date: 15 Apr 05 - 06:52 AM there's an old mill by the ssssstreeeeam |
Subject: RE: BS: Drunks only From: Georgiansilver Date: 15 Apr 05 - 06:17 AM Some of us are only inebriated with the exuberance of our own verbosity...like word drunk! |
Subject: RE: BS: Drunks only From: John MacKenzie Date: 15 Apr 05 - 05:57 AM I'm not as thunk as some drinkle peep I am, I've only had tee martoonis. Goki |
Subject: RE: BS: Drunks only From: John O'L Date: 15 Apr 05 - 05:26 AM Haven't had a drink for weeks, and on reading this thread I've been inspired to open a bottle. Thanks Bill, here's to you, son. |
Subject: RE: BS: Drunks only From: Wilfried Schaum Date: 15 Apr 05 - 03:51 AM Good bye. |
Subject: RE: BS: Drunks only From: Liz the Squeak Date: 15 Apr 05 - 03:08 AM Is there a time limit on this? I had a little drink several hours ago but am no longer tired and am already at home.... LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Drunks only From: Peace Date: 15 Apr 05 - 01:53 AM And that goes for yer cat, too. |
Subject: BS: Drinking and posting From: GUEST,Bill the Collie Date: 15 Apr 05 - 12:56 AM This thread is intended only for people who have had a drink or two. If sober, you are requested to move along. |