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BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...

Little Hawk 07 Feb 06 - 12:40 AM
Cluin 06 Feb 06 - 09:03 PM
Dave the Gnome 06 Feb 06 - 02:42 PM
Little Hawk 06 Feb 06 - 12:32 PM
Amos 06 Feb 06 - 12:25 PM
Little Hawk 06 Feb 06 - 12:23 PM
GUEST,number 6 06 Feb 06 - 12:05 PM
Janie 06 Feb 06 - 12:03 PM
Ebbie 06 Feb 06 - 11:29 AM
jacqui.c 06 Feb 06 - 08:47 AM
Little Hawk 06 Feb 06 - 12:01 AM
Kaleea 05 Feb 06 - 11:54 PM
Bert 05 Feb 06 - 11:35 PM
wysiwyg 05 Feb 06 - 10:54 PM
Amos 05 Feb 06 - 10:53 PM
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Once Famous 05 Feb 06 - 08:56 PM
Cluin 05 Feb 06 - 08:52 PM
Little Hawk 05 Feb 06 - 08:52 PM
Once Famous 05 Feb 06 - 08:50 PM
Janie 05 Feb 06 - 08:46 PM
Little Hawk 05 Feb 06 - 08:11 PM
artbrooks 05 Feb 06 - 08:08 PM
GUEST,dame judith kneesup 05 Feb 06 - 08:07 PM
Cluin 05 Feb 06 - 08:06 PM
Dave (the ancient mariner) 05 Feb 06 - 08:04 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Feb 06 - 12:40 AM

Thanks for that thought.


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: Cluin
Date: 06 Feb 06 - 09:03 PM

So...you're saying I should punch Shane out?

Don't hurt yourself.


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 06 Feb 06 - 02:42 PM

I don't think I would like to drive my enemies nuts. Cut them off, yes. Drive them, no.

BTW - Do you know what causes most driving accidents? The nut holding the wheel:-)

Cheers

DtG


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Feb 06 - 12:32 PM

So...you're saying I should punch Shane out? Or try to reform him?

LOL!

Have you ever tried to persuade a dog not to roll in shit?


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: Amos
Date: 06 Feb 06 - 12:25 PM

BEtter to battle against it than sit around with your finger in dark places studying it.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Feb 06 - 12:23 PM

That's true, but he makes an interesting character study if you are studying the decline and fall of western civilization.


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: GUEST,number 6
Date: 06 Feb 06 - 12:05 PM

Shane's a moron L.H. ..... I certainly hope you don't hang out with him. You have some standards to uphold.

sIx


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: Janie
Date: 06 Feb 06 - 12:03 PM

Ey up!

Janie


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: Ebbie
Date: 06 Feb 06 - 11:29 AM

Beaming here- it is so nice to agree with everyone. Happy day.


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: jacqui.c
Date: 06 Feb 06 - 08:47 AM

LH - I'm glad we're not enemies, otherwise I would have to agree with you that Shatner is The Man!


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Feb 06 - 12:01 AM

My nuts were driving ME for years. Still do sometimes. Mostly driving me crazy. They led me into some of the worst mistakes I have ever made in my life!

6 - That wasn't me. It was Shane. He's down here doing research on dumb girls. He heard that Orillia girls are not too quick on the uptake, and thought he might get lucky here. He didn't, though, so he's burning flags in protest. I think. It's hard to tell exactly what goes through Shane's mind sometimes.

Martin - You can't mean that. Bobert assures me that you and he are like brothers. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: Kaleea
Date: 05 Feb 06 - 11:54 PM

Since I'm in the radical center, I've been doin' that for years to avoid confrontation. Using mm hmm & humor are usually good for dealing with zealots.

oh, uh huh. mm hmm.


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: Bert
Date: 05 Feb 06 - 11:35 PM

Hey, I've got FRIENDS on this forum that I don't agree with.


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: wysiwyg
Date: 05 Feb 06 - 10:54 PM

.... but he'll have to drive his nuts without me! :~)

Don't they generally steer themselves wherever they wish to go, anyhow?

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: Amos
Date: 05 Feb 06 - 10:53 PM

You missed the boat on that one. Bobert does not pretend to be a black blues singer, and he writes, in jest, like a white hillbilly, not like a black blues singer. You got a pretty tine ear for a musician, there, Martin. But of course I agree with you.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: wysiwyg
Date: 05 Feb 06 - 10:52 PM

All I know is, LH has turned his other cheek to me. Thank God! I was getting orful tired of looking at the other one!

Can anyone agree with me on which one is cuter?

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: number 6
Date: 05 Feb 06 - 10:50 PM

Wasn't that you today L.H. standing down in Champlain Park burning a Danish Flag .. in the middle of a snowstorm at that?

sIx


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: Once Famous
Date: 05 Feb 06 - 08:56 PM

Speak for yourself, LH

I have no respect for a babbling idiot who pretends he's a black blues singer and tries to write like one.


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Feb 06 - 08:52 PM

That's some catch, that Catch 22.


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Feb 06 - 08:52 PM

Bobert and Martin have nothing but respect and adoration for each other. As do we all. That's what this forum is all about, eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: Once Famous
Date: 05 Feb 06 - 08:50 PM

Sheesh!

Talk about pretzel logic.


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: Janie
Date: 05 Feb 06 - 08:46 PM

So...les'see. If I agree with you, it means I consider you my enemy. Then, the more I agree, the bigger a twit I think you are.

THEREFORE: If I disagree with you, it follows thatI consider you my friend. The more I disagree with you, the more you might assume I like and respect you!

Hmmmmmmmm........

OHHH. I GET IT!

Bobert and Martin are best friends;')

J.


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Feb 06 - 08:11 PM

Dave, you are SO right! Brilliant comment.

(I meant ON this forum, mate....not out there in the hard, dangerous world!)

Bee-dub - Yes. That's why we have to all agree to do it at the same time.


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: artbrooks
Date: 05 Feb 06 - 08:08 PM

As a semi-liberal, philo-semetic historian and bibliophile, I cannot but agree with everything...and, in those rare instances that I do not, I support the right of others to believe what they wish.


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: GUEST,dame judith kneesup
Date: 05 Feb 06 - 08:07 PM

My kind of folk hurray and hurray again. Neddy agrees too.


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Feb 06 - 08:06 PM

Is this like turning the other cheek?

Cause I assumed that was so the enemy was distracted from seeing the sucker punch coming his way.


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: Dave (the ancient mariner)
Date: 05 Feb 06 - 08:04 PM

And when your enemy says you should surrender your wealth, women, children and homes, you meekly reply ok.... I dont think so mate....


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Feb 06 - 08:01 PM

I agree with BWL and Beer.


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: Beer
Date: 05 Feb 06 - 08:00 PM

Agree with you as well L.H.


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Feb 06 - 07:59 PM

But if you agree with your enemies to drive them nuts, won't your friends think you've turned into a total asshole, begin hating your guts and thus become a whole new set of enemies?


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Feb 06 - 07:58 PM

In order to drive, first insert ignition key and turn. Listen for sound of engine starting. Then grasp wheel firmly, depress gas pedal, and steer in the desired direction.


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Feb 06 - 07:55 PM

Speaking of driving your enemies nuts,

Start out by driving his Volkswagen.


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: GUEST,Would anyone care to scratch me warts?
Date: 05 Feb 06 - 07:54 PM


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Feb 06 - 07:51 PM

He does, given the chance. But he prefers oats.


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: GUEST,Wartballs the Elder
Date: 05 Feb 06 - 07:50 PM

Absolutely, Martin. And good it is, too.


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: number 6
Date: 05 Feb 06 - 07:50 PM

even when your wrong you right ... L.H. you are right when your even wrong .... I like this 'cause there will no longer be the need to correct a right when your wrong!!

Yeah, you are really onto to something here!

Bravo!

sIx


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: frogprince
Date: 05 Feb 06 - 07:50 PM

Absof**kinlutely!


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: Once Famous
Date: 05 Feb 06 - 07:49 PM

Your ass sucks buttermilk. Agreed?


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Feb 06 - 07:48 PM

I couldn't agree more.


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Feb 06 - 07:46 PM

Boy, when you're right, you're right.


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: GUEST,Wartballs the Elder
Date: 05 Feb 06 - 07:46 PM

I do understand your point old boy. Agree entirely.


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Feb 06 - 07:43 PM

Yes, that's what we're like, eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: number 6
Date: 05 Feb 06 - 07:42 PM

Your jiving me man !!

You act just like every other f'n Canadian.

sIx


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Feb 06 - 07:40 PM

Again, I have to agree... ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: number 6
Date: 05 Feb 06 - 07:39 PM

Your just saying that L.H. ... you don't really mean it.

sIx


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Feb 06 - 07:37 PM

You're all absolutey right.


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Feb 06 - 07:34 PM

With a little steeering wheel.

Though why you think you'd get anywhere worthwhile is beyond me.


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Subject: RE: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: number 6
Date: 05 Feb 06 - 07:34 PM

I agree with everything ..... the problem is that no one agrees with me.

sIx


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Subject: BS: How best to drive your enemies nuts...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Feb 06 - 07:28 PM

Have enemies on this forum? Want to drive them nuts? It's simple. Agree with them. Agree with everything they say from now on. If everyone did this, eventually they would get bored and go away.

I'm not saying it's easy, but if we could all just get organized and all do it simultaneously it could really be fun.


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