Subject: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Mary in Kentucky Date: 07 Jun 02 - 11:02 PM Happy Birthday Spaw! click here hehe *************caution*************** (do not click with food in mouth) |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: CapriUni Date: 07 Jun 02 - 11:10 PM Hmmm.... Everytime Spaw finds a birthday thread, in insults the Member of honor.... This one should be fun... Pass the popcorn! |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: wysiwyg Date: 07 Jun 02 - 11:11 PM Insult Spaw's member? Sure! Let's! ~S~ |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: wysiwyg Date: 07 Jun 02 - 11:12 PM Oh Mary ! Perfect! Words cannot express! ~S~ |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: michaelr Date: 07 Jun 02 - 11:16 PM Good one, Mary! 49 again, eh Spaw? Happy birthday! Cheers, Michael |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Sorcha Date: 07 Jun 02 - 11:22 PM LOL! Not a good one, a GREAT ONE!! Here's a swift kick in the nutz, kiddo! |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Naemanson Date: 07 Jun 02 - 11:31 PM Spaw has a birthday? Wow! Happy Birthday, old man, from one who will always be younger and better looking than you. [Grin]
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: CapriUni Date: 07 Jun 02 - 11:31 PM Mary, for some reason, I didn't get a picture... just fireworks animation... Oy! "Member"! I only said that because we don't have birthday threads for guests... and the inuendo went sailing right over my head... 'Course, with Spaw, everything is inuendo, so it doesn't matter what I write... :::Reaching for popcorn::: I wonder how Spaw will manage to insult himself... and will he take it well, or get all huffy?
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Tweed Date: 07 Jun 02 - 11:33 PM And one from me too! Happy Birthday you old buzzard;~) |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: JenEllen Date: 07 Jun 02 - 11:34 PM No innuendo, just sincere wishes. Tell Sis to pass along a few thousand puppy-kisses to celebrate the day for me, eh? luv, yerJE |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Mary in Kentucky Date: 07 Jun 02 - 11:35 PM Capri, the site is pretty slow sometimes. Try the refresh after you sit there awhile. |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 07 Jun 02 - 11:41 PM Happy Birfday Spaw.john |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: khandu Date: 07 Jun 02 - 11:41 PM In you window? What the hell? Hey, Dear Spaw, the banks in Mississippi closed their doors and flew the flag at quarter-mast today, in honor of your birthday! Quarter-mast in honor of your wee little member! Have a grand and happy birthday, ole bud! khandu |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Amos Date: 07 Jun 02 - 11:49 PM Pat: As the actress said to the bishop, many happy returns. Give yourself a big pat on the back for your continued survival. Fondest regards, and thanks for all the bullshit, A |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: GUEST,W. (Bill) S. Date: 07 Jun 02 - 11:58 PM May you...have...a....happy...birthday, Spaw. Let's, you and...me get...togethersometimeand...talk about...life and......ME! Your...Friend Bill |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: CarolC Date: 08 Jun 02 - 12:14 AM Happy Birthday Spaw! Hope it's a good one. |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Dave Swan Date: 08 Jun 02 - 12:16 AM Right. Your bidet. The partners of Lane, Fielding Patterson & Swan, Layabouts at Large, acting in quorum, in absentia, quim pro quo, coito ergo sum, et al, et cetera, have voted to authorize, in honor of your navel day, a day off, from doing nothing. Therefore, you are authroized to do less than nothing the whole day long, a task for which you are supremely qualified. So take the day off. Don't feel guilty about the amount of CO2 you're creating today. Or the amount of O2 you're consuming. Somewhere, someone thinks you're worth a shit....really. Many happy returns of the day, pal. D&P
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Mark Cohen Date: 08 Jun 02 - 12:45 AM Pat, I hope your birthday is full of...whatever you want it to be. As my grandmother never said: Zolst du vaksn--vi a tsibele, mit kop in drerd! And as Israel Kamakawiwoole would have said, if he were alive: Hau'oli la hanau, brah!Aloha, Mark |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Big Mick Date: 08 Jun 02 - 12:56 AM What El Swanno and the Peej said. I want to give you one the most prized piece of Mudcat memorabilia in the world. I want you to have it. I want you to have the original spud and thong. It is yours......................no...........no..........stop it. I will not take no for an answer. Just please don't sell it on Ebay. Happy Birthday, pal. I am going to stop and see you around the 12th or thirteenth of July on my way back from Cinncinnatti on biz. I need to go to bed, I have been laying about all day and I am bushed. Mick |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Helen Date: 08 Jun 02 - 12:56 AM Happy Birthday, 'Spaw, from someone who beat you to birthday this week by 3 days. Geminis unite & multiply! We can take over the world two-by-two. Geminis to the power of 2. Helen |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: katlaughing Date: 08 Jun 02 - 01:03 AM Ya did good, MaryinKY!! What a darling lil' ol' devil, too! Happy Birthday, SPAWdarlin'!Thanks for being here another year and being such a dear friend. Gosh...I don't know what's happened...I haven't called you the "evil twin" in ages! Must be yer age!*bg* luvyabunchesPeaches....kat |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Benjamin Date: 08 Jun 02 - 01:13 AM Just for the record, Spaw has never insulted me on my birthday, or in a birthday thread (I guess someone needs to start one first). Spaw, happy birthday from someone who is and always will be MUCH younger! Benjamin |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Mark Cohen Date: 08 Jun 02 - 01:50 AM I think we should all chip in (so to speak) and get 'Spaw a gift certificate to this place for his birthday. Aloha, Mark (What am I thinking? He probably owns a half interest in the store already.) |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Mudlark Date: 08 Jun 02 - 02:01 AM My word...I had no idea the horned one in question was so young, so handsome....Happy Birthday! |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Gary T Date: 08 Jun 02 - 02:18 AM Happy birthday to a true character with true character. And remember, size doesn't matter (much). |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: InOBU Date: 08 Jun 02 - 02:35 AM Happy Blirp day to U Hippy Birff dey 2 ewe Haapppyyy BBBBBLLLLIIIIRRRFFFFPPPPPPHHHH dey, ye' ol ticker ye.... Ha (burp)py bbbrrrrrzzzzzthhhhrip dey to you!!!! (and buy my CD folks and give it to spaw... from the old plugomatic) Larry |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Liz the Squeak Date: 08 Jun 02 - 03:00 AM Hey Spaw, come on over and get your birthday present.... that's it, sit just there, no, the seat is supposed to be shaped like that, and yes, the straps are necessary..... that's it, just slide on over, mind your leg..... Now close your eyes.......
Happy birthday sweetheart... LTS XX |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Eric the Viking Date: 08 Jun 02 - 07:35 AM appy barfday you old git-best wishes for many more (at your age!) |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: mooman Date: 08 Jun 02 - 07:58 AM Happy birthday 'Spaw Be careful not to start a fire blowing the candles out! All the very best! mooman |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: kendall Date: 08 Jun 02 - 08:04 AM Birthday? Spaw was born? I thought he was hatched on a hot rock.His father's name was Onan, right? Anyway, happy whatever Spaw! |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: gnu Date: 08 Jun 02 - 08:08 AM A toast of TTB to you ! Have a happy Bday ! |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Naemanson Date: 08 Jun 02 - 08:27 AM A FART SHOP!?!?! Only in this Spaw-niverse. |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Mr Red Date: 08 Jun 02 - 08:33 AM I clicked Screen immediately went porridge pointilism! Should eat breakfast earlier! Yea - Happy Burpday Sapw. |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: bbc Date: 08 Jun 02 - 08:55 AM Yup, it was on my calendar, too! Pat, it wouldn't be the same without you. I hope to see your face in person sometime. love, Barbara & Duane |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: artbrooks Date: 08 Jun 02 - 09:05 AM In-ewe-end-o? The guy is kinkier than I thought! Happy however-many, Spaw! |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Morticia Date: 08 Jun 02 - 09:06 AM Hey Uncle Pat, another year older and deeper in BS,eh?Happy Bithday, you darling old DOM. |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Paul from Hull Date: 08 Jun 02 - 09:42 AM *ROFL* Have a good one, 'Spaw! |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Gareth Date: 08 Jun 02 - 09:52 AM I regret that for some reason or another I can not pick up the Clicky. Howerever I think it is safe to asume that it is in impecable bad taste. Spaw - May you continue to damage the Ozone layer for many a further year. Gareth |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Murray MacLeod Date: 08 Jun 02 - 10:12 AM Happy birthday Spaw. It just so happens that today is also the most important day in the whole of the sporting calendar, namely the running of the Epsom Derby. So, looking for a coincidence bet, I have decided to have a fiver each-way on "Louisville". (Yes I know you don't live anywhere near Louisville but that's the best I could come up with). In just under an hour I will know whether I have kissed my money goodbye, or whether I have suddenly become rich. If it wins, I promise you I will buy you a set of guitar strings of your choice as a birthday present. Murray |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Áine Date: 08 Jun 02 - 10:44 AM Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday, my lovely saggy assed Galapagos tortoise (gasp . . .) Happy birthday to you! Ya know, dear 'Spaw, you'd think that after all these years of chasing your bum on this virtual beach, I would've caught you by now -- just shows to go ya that slow and steady wins the race! ;D Have a good 'un, you ol' fart -- We love ya, Áine |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Rick Fielding Date: 08 Jun 02 - 10:59 AM We're toasting you with a big bowl of homemade pea soup....cuts down on the hangovers. Have a great one. Rick and heather |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Sam Pirt Date: 08 Jun 02 - 11:05 AM Hi have a great happy birthday!!!!! Cheers, Sam |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Giac Date: 08 Jun 02 - 11:36 AM Happy Birthday, 'Spaw. Nope, that's it, no insults, in-yer-windows, bad jokes, nuthin'. No, seriously, 'Spaw, that's it, just Happy Birthday. No comments about BS in your part of Ohio being so deep that they had to install warning beacons for the space shuttle. No jibes about the company you keep (Mrs. 'Spaw and the 'Spawlings excluded, of course). NO! Cletus, I didn't mean you, but, now, Paw and those Reg boys ... . All right, young man, that's it, have a good un. Mary |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Micca Date: 08 Jun 02 - 11:36 AM Happy Birthday Cousin' Spaw, This might amuse you it made me laugh Here mit der kliken |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: wysiwyg Date: 08 Jun 02 - 11:45 AM Just for you (don't even share it with the fam), a case of their best is on the way to you from THESE FINE PURVEYORS. Enjoy! ~Susan |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Genie Date: 08 Jun 02 - 11:51 AM Chippie Mirth Day! Hippie Bath Day! Harpie Burp Day! and, most of all, Sloppy Beer Day! Genie And, thanks to Mary, you now have a karaoke of that great Charlie Daniels hit to sing with! |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: GUEST,Bill Kennedy Date: 08 Jun 02 - 11:57 AM here is an old birthday song we used to sing:
Down on the farm, the cows ask for Spaw, all the best, Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: Lonesome EJ Date: 08 Jun 02 - 11:59 AM Since 1999, your presence here has continued to bring this Forum down to the level of the lowest common denominator. You have made the sublime into the ridiculous on nearly every occasion. You have made fun of people regardless of whether they deserved it or not. You have engaged in long, rambling stories about imaginary rednecks. You have made a travesty of the fine musical Oklahoma! with your pornographic satires. You have failed to render unto Neil Young all the respect due Him, and have instead erected an imaginary mental clinic in His name. For this and many other reasons, I just have to say...sniffle... I love you, man! Happy Birthday! |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: DonMeixner Date: 08 Jun 02 - 12:02 PM Happy Birth Day Pat Glad to have had you around for another year. Sticking around for another? I have some dulcimer questions for ya. Don |
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw - June 8th From: SINSULL Date: 08 Jun 02 - 12:31 PM Major Birthday Question: Do you take the wife and kids to McDonald's and then head to Taco Bell to get yours and eat? Or force everyone to eat at Taco Bell? Happy Birthday, Pat! Enjoy it! SINS |