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BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts

Once Famous 02 Nov 04 - 05:29 PM
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Little Hawk 02 Nov 04 - 05:46 PM
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The Fooles Troupe 02 Nov 04 - 05:59 PM
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Subject: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Once Famous
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 05:29 PM

They are even more fun at 50!


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Cluin
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 05:31 PM

50 degrees? I can do much better than that.


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Once Famous
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 05:32 PM

No, on the 50 yard line.


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: PoppaGator
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 05:40 PM

50 -- all in one day?


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Ebbie
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 05:40 PM

"The Erection- Your Thoughts" They are even more fun at 50!" Martin Gibson

No, Cluin, MG is obviously referring to the thoughts being more fun at age 50.


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 05:46 PM

(Shrug) Erections are fine, but they don't impress me nearly as much as female orgasms.


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Once Famous
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 05:54 PM

true, female orgasms are a marvelous thing to behold.

However, it is much "harder" for a man to fake one than a female.


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Cluin
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 05:55 PM

Or UFOs, or Bigfoot, or the Loch Ness Monster, or Spontaneous Human Combustion, or the Chupacabra, or...


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 05:59 PM

As long as it doesn't fall down - Occ Health & Safety issues you see....


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: MBSLynne
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 06:33 PM

A wonderful invention is all I can say....


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Peace
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 06:36 PM

I am in favour of 'equality of the sexes'. Therefore, I want multiple orgasms for men, now.


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: chris nightbird childs
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 06:37 PM

It's a BIG one this year!!


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Peace
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 06:37 PM

Just struck me: Will this be a fast-growing thread?


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Peace
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 06:38 PM

Don't let it go to your head.


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 06:38 PM

Things are looking up....time for bed said Zebedee who was about to get into a sticky situation.


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 07:05 PM

"You went to Niagra Falls on your honeymoon?! How was it??"
"More like Viagra fails."


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 07:16 PM

Multiple orgasms for men is an idea I have always been in favour of.


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: GUEST,MarkS
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 07:24 PM


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: GUEST,marks
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 07:24 PM


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: GUEST,MarkS
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 07:26 PM

Oops - forgot the post twice.

The multi-orgasm idea had me too worked up!


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 07:34 PM

'Tis a consumation devoutly to be wished...


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 08:09 PM

This is a long-standing phallacy.


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 08:19 PM

Shame it's only the thread that grows longer each time.....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 10:18 PM

Multiple orgasms--ah, yes. (Dream on, guys!)

,-D


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Bill D
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 10:52 PM

I have multiple orgasms! There was May...June...July..September...


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 10:57 PM

I think it means several in the space of say, a few minutes...or an hour...or something like that.


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Peace
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 11:00 PM

Minutes, LH, minutes. What I have in mind is a revolutionary breakthrough in THE MALE ORGASM. Men have sex changes and then enjoy the benefits accrued from the MULTIPLE ORGASM. Piece of mined; multitask; the list goes starboard.


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 11:13 PM

Damn I thought this was about Japanese politics.


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Peace
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 11:31 PM

Well, ya gotta stand up and be counted, ahem.


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Once Famous
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 11:49 PM

No many chicks on this thread.

Do you think they have trouble relating to the topic?


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 11:51 PM

They're probably just not immature enough to be bothered, Martin. That vital job is up to us men!


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Peace
Date: 02 Nov 04 - 11:57 PM

Yeah. Ya gotta hand it to 'em.


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 12:04 AM

LtS is male? Does she know this?


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Peace
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 01:31 AM

This topic has its ups and downs.


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: momnopp
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 01:48 AM

I vote YES.

:-D


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: MBSLynne
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 02:40 AM

Come on Martin (Ooops, sorry!) you should have known I'd turn up here! Blissfully Ignorant will be along soon I'm sure!

Love Lynne


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: MBSLynne
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 02:41 AM

Multiple orgasms for men? I'm working on it guys....*purr*


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: el_punkoid_nouveau
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 02:52 AM

Martin - I think I might be a bit surprised if MBSL turned out to be male! ;-}

Being innocent and pure minded myself, I wondered if this was about some new statue - but then a thing's a phallic symbol if it's longer than it's wide!

epn


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 03:32 AM

I'm a bloke? Blimey, that explains why I've not had any for years....

I've been wearing the wrong Tshirt.



Trouble is, I notice a distinct lack of scratchables.....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Bill D
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 08:11 AM

"Once a King, always a King, but once a Knight's enough."

no, wait.........


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: freda underhill
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 08:17 AM

an election in China? news to me.


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: freda underhill
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 08:27 AM

whats the big deal about multiple o's - doesn't everyone have them?


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: *daylia*
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 08:42 AM

Multiple orgasms for men?

But but but .... if the little head were to indulge it's insatiable appetites by pumping out more fluids on a regular basis, wouldn't the big head get dehydrated?

The brain might then beCOME a skullfull of concrete mix!

Hmmm ... it might work out ok if a hole was drilled through the top of the big head first (closely resembling the configuration on the little head). That way, you could just take a garden hose and add water after the show - (if you really wanted to restore your man's "normal" functioning, that is).


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 08:54 AM

No. The trick is to have the orgasms but not ejaculate. I've read about it in Taoist writings. Then you don't get dehydrated or worn out. It ain't easy, though. It seems to require a great deal of esoteric training to master the technique, and I bet there isn't one man in 100,000 who's done it, specially in the West. (sigh)

We're all amateurs really...


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Bill D
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 08:58 AM

the sad truth is, we men are generally deprived because of evolution....if we were able to 'carry on' indefinately, we would forget to hunt, eat, sleep..etc..

when mice had electrodes implanted in the brain area that stimulates orgasm and learned there was a switch they could push to trigger it, they ignored their food...


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 09:37 AM

Multiple orgasms for men? Come again...

I went to the docs and asked him to lower my sex drive. He said it's all in the mind. I said I know, that's why I want it lowering.

:D


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: MBSLynne
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 10:16 AM

There's only one answer....keep practising!


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Subject: are we having fun yet?
From: Mr Red
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 01:43 PM

or get up to a few Tan Tricks?

Tantrix ....... by numbers............

wait for it laddie ......... wait for it.


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: MBSLynne
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 01:48 PM

Mr Red, that's funnier than you realize from my point of view!!

Love Lynne


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Subject: RE: BS: THE ERECTION... Your thoughts
From: annamill
Date: 03 Nov 04 - 03:02 PM

Erections.. there kinda nice to have around the house.

Love (YES!!) Annamill (definitely female)


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