BS: Very hard things to do

Subject: RE: BS: Very hard things to do
From: Musket
Date: 18 Jul 14 - 07:49 AM

Performing a set after eight pints. Used to be easy (obligatory..) Not fair on the audience nowadays.

Subject: RE: BS: Very hard things to do
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jul 14 - 11:16 AM

Perform autocopulation, as I have been told to do numerous times.

Subject: RE: BS: Very hard things to do
From: GUEST,achmelvich
Date: 18 Jul 14 - 04:09 PM

when cooking, and cutting up a pepper it is impossible to keep all the wee white seeds inside on your chopping board. very bouncy things indeed. for a vegetable.

Subject: RE: BS: Very hard things to do
From: Bill D
Date: 18 Jul 14 - 05:21 PM

"Perform autocopulation"

You mean all that money I spent on Yoga & Kama Sutra lessons was wasted?

Subject: RE: BS: Very hard things to do
From: Ed T
Date: 18 Jul 14 - 07:52 PM

grow penis 


Since Rap brought it up, what seems hard to do, IMO, is to ""spontaneously cast off of a penis after each copulation and 'regrow it to copulate again within 24 hours.""

Maybe some of you have done it on a regular basis, (no, I am not singling you out Musket), but surely not me.

Subject: RE: BS: Very hard things to do
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 19 Jul 14 - 12:46 PM

Musket, Steve and now you, Ed, are all about penises recently...while Don is yappin' about goin' to the shitter...Now we're getting to the root of their fascinations and depth of their goals!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Very hard things to do
From: Don Firth
Date: 19 Jul 14 - 01:21 PM

Simply following your lead, Goofball.

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Very hard things to do
From: Ed T
Date: 19 Jul 14 - 04:02 PM

Do you hold something against the objects under side discussion, gfs. :)

Losing one and growing one back is surely a notable nature happening worth sharing information on-nothing deep, anal, gritty, rooty, or girthy about that?

:)

Subject: RE: BS: Very hard things to do
From: Bill D
Date: 19 Jul 14 - 04:19 PM

I seem to have lost control of my thread. Sometimes expected creep goes weirdly awry- and it always seems to involve the same bunch.

Subject: RE: BS: Very hard things to do
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Jul 14 - 04:48 PM

Eliza's comments reveal two things: that English humour developed among a circle of boozers in the late 16th Century (Robert Armin, Foole upon Folie, being the birthplace) and so never made it to the Continent until afer WWII (Astérix in French setting a decent norm, far better than the English translations), and that it never made it into female circles either - it requires timing in the punchline. Learn your jokes like you would a song, with beat and emphasis to misdirect until you strike mercilessly in the punchline. Don't empathise with the audience too much or you'll signal the punchline irrecoverably. It's all about the "how the hell did I miss that one?".
Like telling the jack-the-lad who routinely pursues anything in skirts that he should polish the body-armour he sometimes wears (for reasons) - that way he can claim to be her knight in shining armour, and then follow up by offering to show her his helmet...

Subject: RE: BS: Very hard things to do
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Jul 14 - 04:50 PM

Touch your elbow with the hand on the end of the same arm...

Subject: RE: BS: Very hard things to do
From: Musket
Date: 19 Jul 14 - 05:11 PM

Hey Goofus !

As you seem to be leading up to it, why don't you remind us of how you can "cure " being gay?

Subject: RE: BS: Very hard things to do
From: GUEST,Shimrod
Date: 19 Jul 14 - 05:59 PM

It is impossible to get a quart of water into an empty pint pot. So why, do you think, do businessmen, economists and politicians all try to run the world as if it was possible?

Subject: RE: BS: Very hard things to do
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 20 Jul 14 - 02:05 AM

Hey Musket...find where I ever said that!..I never did...that was Don's spin, distorting a post of mine.
Funny, I guess 'so-called liberals' believe each others spin, more than facts.....why does this not surprise me...

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Very hard things to do
From: Musket
Date: 20 Jul 14 - 03:47 AM

Unless he posts in your name, you said it.

Mind you, I don't blame you for back-pedalling. Snag is, your chain came off years ago.

Subject: RE: BS: Very hard things to do
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 20 Jul 14 - 06:45 PM

Don't worry GFS, Musket is a creative paraphraser. He's not saying what you said, just what he assumed you said. And he is just doing that to wind you up. :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Very hard things to do
From: frogprince
Date: 20 Jul 14 - 07:49 PM

I'm not positive, without doing more backtracking than I'm going to bother with, if Gfs specifically said that he, personally, could "cure" gays, but he at least came very close to it. He very definitely cited, and linked to, those whom he lauded for "curing" gays.

Hard to do? Carry on a constructive exchange with someone (Mitt Romney for example) who majors in "I never said that" as if plain recordings of his prior statements weren't readily available.

Subject: RE: BS: Very hard things to do
From: Bill D
Date: 20 Jul 14 - 08:13 PM

"Very hard things to do" for a politician..


Say anything in public... or even in semi-private... that is not being recorded by someone- usually someone they'd rather didn't. Thank goodness most of them never learn!